but how to shit pancakes?

Well, didn't take long to offend this forum young'n. I wish the parents of people like you had Zika.

If you're concerned, I have a masters in juvenile , am a medically retired veteran with a purple heart and I work for a large truck and utility upfitting company that's the largest bailment pool for pretty much every major truck brand. Not trying to toot my own horn but it seems like you're extremely concerned with my personal and professional life.

ok this thread is done... LOCKED!