Tinfoil Hats: Do they help?
 

In case of invasion?

1st vote .

tinfoil help for what invasion ... alien ?? martian ?

i encrypt my thoughts so the government cannot get a hold of them.

Martians are aliens exclusively from mars, are they not?

tin foil is bad news.

if they cant get thoughts through your skull, they will go through your assssss.

tin foil hats only work against the american government. thats all.

tinfoil won't stop a good probing

or against MLB satellites...

Tin foil butt plugs?

I mean, this is the most obvious option.

its scientifically proven that the molecular makeup of standard tin foil does not have the required density in order to successfully resist the required force of said anal probe.

government takes too much pleasure in probing

You know nothing can stop the buttsecks.

You need to be completely covered in tin foil for it to be affective. Just covering the top of your head does NOTHING.

How about like a bomb shelter or something? I think I'd feel a little more safer in one of those instead of having foil on my head. . . Or anything analy probing me which sounds very homo erotic.

My thoughts are all 512 bit encrypted.

And as far as the anal probing goes... Well, you cant really stop the unstoppable.

:werd: ^^^^^

LOL

This is your first post on zilvia!

Did you just join to say that?






P.S... I agree...fully covered in tinfoil so they just think your a giant roll of tin foil. Unless of course they think your a shish kabab and open the tin foil and eat you.

^^^hahaha!


LMAO! That made my day!

Uncontrollable lol'ing occured.

Best quote I have seen today. :fruit:

Will a Tin Foil Hat help with T.V Reception if you grab the damn rabbit Ears and just bobble yout head around... Unless the Aliens take that wrong and Instead of a Anal prboe they give you a Rabbit Ear Probe.. Either which way that does NOT sound like fun... I wonder if that use Sanitary Tools? Would hate to catch something.. LMAO.. Wow... I am reaaaaaaaallllllyyy bored at work! LMAO

^^ Make sure to hook your rabbit ear tinfoil hat to a DTV converter, so the aliens don't think your crazy.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/06/2...-9-warning.jpg

Tinfoil Condoms.

:s101:i wear my tin foil so nobody can control my mind thro telekinesis....

But you don't care about the status of your chocolate cherry?

Jesus I can't believe this is even a thread.

Tinfoil hats amplify reptilian mind control signals, wearing them only makes you more likely to be controlled...

I got fck loads of 'em, i think ill start selling them on here

:rawk: I wear a tin foil mask cause when you look at me all you see is how metal i am! :rawk:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2360/...g?v=1206318962

^^HAHAHA


thats too funny