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Andrew Bohan 02-20-2009 11:30 PM

luke needs our help
 
i guess most of you guys read luke's thread about why he's so sad about girls

and for some reason, even after all our advice, he doesn't know the answer to today's dilemma:

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu808
so dude
did i tell you what happened earlier?
these 2 decently good looking girls showed up at my door trying to sell magazine subscriptions.
So i let them in
found out one was 24 from colorado
one was 21
so we were chatting
and they were like. hey. baller place
then I grabbed the bottle of vodka
and we all started taking shots
then I bought a magazine subscription
but didnt have any cash
so we hopped in my truck
and cruised out to the bank
then I gave em my number, and we went back to my house
then we drank some more.
i told them I didnt want their number
but hit me up when they get back to their hotel
and we can all hang out and drink
now they are hella texting me
want to party.
What should I do?


projekt_s13 02-20-2009 11:44 PM

Lab 17 porno. Doooo hitttttttttt

blu808 02-20-2009 11:48 PM

so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens.

Andrew Bohan 02-20-2009 11:50 PM

if you don't have this massive orgy go down tonight, you're not my friend anymore

JayDee M Rolly 02-20-2009 11:51 PM

option 3 better win.

Enna 02-21-2009 12:01 AM

Dude get the fuck off zilvia and have a sexy party. Vid or it didn't happen.

soreballz 02-21-2009 12:02 AM

Porno! Do it, do it, do it, do it!

blu808 02-21-2009 12:04 AM

It wouldn't be the first porno we have made.

Andrew Bohan 02-21-2009 12:04 AM

just in case you guys missed the "weirdest sex story" thread, luke and i really did make a porno once, so we're totally not bluffing about doing it this time

blu808 02-21-2009 12:05 AM

Not a porno with eachother.

Andrew filmed it.

Andrew. can you post up a Work safe teaser pic from the last one?

Enna 02-21-2009 12:09 AM

WTF pm me a link to this. Should be entertaining. Anyways get off your fuckin comp and bang some bitches. Seriously.

blu808 02-21-2009 12:11 AM

I a texting back and fourth right now.

I will keep you guys updated.

cc4usmc 02-21-2009 12:12 AM

Fuck them for all the poor members of Zilvia who can't get any for themselves. Make sure you get a pic that you can make a nice poster out of....Zilvia style.

#/f/premium-members/133541-posters.html

ryguy 02-21-2009 12:15 AM

So, are you saying these are foreign girls? My god man, how does that happen in real life?

cc4usmc 02-21-2009 12:17 AM

Where did you get foreign from? lol

sac 02-21-2009 12:23 AM

"come hang out and see what happens"
"watch a movie or somethin"
"come cuddle with me"
all are good texts that mean Lets fuck..
Luke, 9 times out of 10 if you resist sex the 1st opportunity with groups of girls like that, you will get more from them in the long run.. but if their from out of town, fuck em all! haha...
rubber! rubber! rubber!

blu808 02-21-2009 12:43 AM

I have a whole box of rubber.

chadca18s13 02-21-2009 12:57 AM

crush every pussy that walks thru that door!

Mister.E 02-21-2009 01:00 AM

choose one and hit it son! a steady lay is always a good thing. if both of them want to run steady then fuck it, hit both and keep doing it.

blu808 02-21-2009 01:04 AM

Chad. That is the best advice I have ever heard.

Edouble: also awesome.


SO news update.

Aparently it is on for tomorrow night. There will be 4 girls. and Me. With drew filming.

The girls said they are down for anything
so I guess it's on.

Enna 02-21-2009 01:08 AM

God I hate you atm, but good shit. Maybe I should go back home and visit the bay :D

Mister.E 02-21-2009 01:09 AM

wow, sounds like a party....a fuckin awesome party

ryguy 02-21-2009 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cc4usmc (Post 2650468)
Where did you get foreign from? lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu808 (Post 2650430)
so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

I guess I assumed it from that statement.

If this don't help forget a girlfriend, nothing in the world will.

amdnivram 02-21-2009 01:22 AM

keep the updates coming lol

blu808 02-21-2009 01:29 AM

We dont fuk around.

picture nws

Mister.E 02-21-2009 01:35 AM

^ that's awesome

Enna 02-21-2009 01:49 AM

I want a red formula D shirt.

Om1kron 02-21-2009 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blu808 (Post 2650430)
so i guess the magazine girls like tour the country for 3 months.
different cities each week.

The girl just texted me and said she has herself, her friend, and 2 other girls that want to come "hangout" at my pad and see what happens.

haha so did you get robbed.

KwKouki 02-21-2009 02:11 AM

I fear for the next girlscout that comes to your door selling cookies O_O

homeslice 02-21-2009 02:34 AM

Girl's seem down for their $#!t,deff shot a porn!!! have them walking door to door selling your porn instead of magazines ^_^


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