New Religion: Driftianity

[D1champ]

Those crazy Australians, phuken nutbars. Found this on an Aussie Drift site:

Brother Inark would be so happy to hear this

DRIFTIANITY

THE DRIFTIANITY 10 COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shall not Grip
2. Thou shall not call powersliding Drifting
3. Thou shall respect thy judges final decision
4. Thou shall not drift on the streets (during busy hours of the day or night or in any areas were the public are endangered)
5. Thou shall not care where thy competitors car is made nor what is under its bonnet
6. Thou shall compete for the good of man and happiness unto ones self and others
7. Thou shall not care in which competition thy competitor competes
8. Thou shall not mistake the 10 commandments for David Lettermans top 10
9. Thou shall learn the history of drift and pay homage to those who paved the way
10. Last but not least thou shall not EVER use the term "Fully Sick" and Drift in the same sentence, especially if ye get on telly

and with so many chics drifting we might see our first Driftianity wedding ...

I take thee to be my lawfully wedded tandem drift battle partner.

To honour in times of mechanical failure, tyre depravation, delaminations or spin outs.

Till drift damage do us part.

I do ...

You may now drift with your bride

*crowd cheers ... throws confetti ... wedding couple does big scandos out the front of the church*

[theicecreamdan]

fully sick?

[OdessaS13]

hahhaha....those crazy assuies lol :loco:

. Thou shall not mistake the 10 commandments for David Lettermans top 10
too funny

[breakindrifts]

Thats pretty stupid.

[TheSquidd]

I'm so using fully sick now. Thanks for the new fully sick slang.

[Revolver Ocelot]

That has to be a joke. I mean seriously.

[SimpleSexy180]

Fully Sick Drift Bro!

[infinitexsound]

retarded......... what else is new?

[OMGWTFBBQ]

that was the stupidest fucking thing ive ever read

[TheSquidd]

that was the fully sickest fucking thing ive ever read

fixed.

[nissantuner22]

Its good to know the last bit of smart brain cells died off from reading that.

[AFSil80]

#2...

Isn't power-over considered a style of drifting anyways?!

[wootwoot]

Well all we have to do is get enough people to claim driftianity as their religion in the next censes and we can officially have a religion! Tax deduction what? Jedi is a religion now, hows that for nerd?

[rockinpandas]

sweet finally a good religion

[i8yourfwd]

rice rice baby... dum dum dum dada dum dum tsh

[Jcb890]

fucking weak.

[-usmd-180sx]

fully sicking weak.

fixed

[ALTRNTV]

Thats ADM yo!