office pranks

[woodchuck]

anybody know some good ones that won't get you fired? its a slow day today at work. need somethin to get me to 5pm.

[trsilvias13]

slow day at work.. why pull a prank when u can sleep.. or take a 5 hour lunch.

[2fast4y0u]

sprintrelay.com


just do it and make up anything you want. the operator on the other end has to say whatever you type.... best ever!!!

[Wei240]

^^
that's not necessarily true,
kept on trying to say "i'm rick james bitch" to my friend a while back and it didn't work...
haven't tried the relay thing recently, but that should be fun in the office :)

[Revolver Ocelot]

Where do you work? That can make the difference in what you can and cant do.

[Hynes]

I used to work at a hardware store, called on of the other guys on the other end of the store with the product # for 3" nipples.

"Umm hi there, do you carry this product #?'

"Yes sire we do we have 3 on hand"

"Three on hand???"

"Yes Sir."

"Wow, how big are they?"

"Three inches"

"Wow thats big, I only have 2 there not that big though"

"Excuse me?"

"What color are they by the way pink? brown?"

"CLICK"

[theicecreamdan]

http://gwally.com/pranks/archives/cat_office.php

[S14DB]

I block random websites on the firewall.

"Hey! Why can't I get on eBay?"
"why are you on ebay while you should be working???"

[Ghettokracker71]

I assume s14 that your some kind of manager? We used to surf eBay all the time at ccity,and zilvia...haha

[unwed_transient]

we just throw things at each other at my work, we're pretty unimaginative.

[sr240dett3]

^^
that's not necessarily true,
kept on trying to say "i'm rick james bitch" to my friend a while back and it didn't work...
haven't tried the relay thing recently, but that should be fun in the office :)
Try IP-RELAY
They say any thing you want them to..

http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm

[Hynes]

1-888-ELF-POOP

is kinda funny. Verizon Wireless trying to sell you a phone with Gay elfs' a Jew, a Hindu Santa etc...

[unwed_transient]

Try IP-RELAY
They say any thing you want them to..

http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm
omg, that's awesome, i punked about six people with that.

[rockinpandas]

Try IP-RELAY
They say any thing you want them to..

http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm


hahaha im calling everyone on my phonebook

[woodchuck]

man this is awsome! thanx for the ideas - ya'll know the majority of the offices are closed or super slow from xmas to new years. please keep the ideas coming.:D

[Drunk Bastard]

if your co workers have an optical mouse...place scotch tape underneath on the lense. haha, i just did this on friday.