Shitted on a ricer today...

[geeaj]

Was driving home today going through the Caldecott, coming out into the S curve and this ricer in a Del Slow comes all the way from the slow lane and cuts me off and almost crashes into the divider. He then comes swerving back and almost daps my car again. I was so fucking pissed, but realized that the driver and his accomplice was no more then 17yrs old in age with the driving skill of a paraplegic in a new wheelchair..

His GF or whatever, was sticking her head out the window saying Nissans suck or whatever. I am like "okay..whatever".

So sneaky me, I follow them since I am curious where creatures like this come from. Surely, they must co-exist in some cesspool, along with sewer rats and fungus. But I missed a light and lost them. 20mins later, I head to the gym and pull into the parking garage. OMG, I see the friggin Del Slow with the targa top or whatever that is called open.

Almost immediately, I had a shit pain in my stomach. You know that stitch you get in the side when you gotta blow your horn. My god, I had an idea! I parked out in metered parking and walked inside the parking garage. Noticed that rice boy was parked right along the wall, covered by the post. Strolled over, pulled myself over the open interior and proceeded to pinch some booty meatloaf with a tad of brown sauce all over his interior. Wiped my ass with the tissue that I brought (Hey, I am a clean guy), went back outside, and into the gym.

Boy I had a great workout that day! I don't get mad, I get "shitty"



<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[240meowth]

wow, that's the most shallow move i've evern seen! &nbsp;but heck, i'll remember it for the rest of my life &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> imagen they sit back in their car, not noticing the tard, and sit on top of it...

[AceInHole]

uhh... that's probably one of the grossest cases of roadrage ever......

i'd imagine slashing the tires or sugar in the tank would've been kinder....

[Coldsun]

jesus christ what the hell is wrong with you, you animal!?!
LOL
did he really deserve all that?!

hahah whateva man, i guess thats funny... if anything that will teach him to not leave his top down, you shoulda left a sign that said "Nissans rule" or something... cuz he problem has no idea why the hell there is a turd in his car and will think that some dirty bum jus did it....What would really suck is if that was jus some random moms car.. mom will come out and be like "WHAT THE hell!!!?!? TURD!!!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>"

lol, this was cool i guess, next time jus race the guy though, jesus
-Sun

[BadMoJo]

damn man, whats with you and shiting today?! &nbsp;Thats kinda fucked up, I mean if he hit your car then that would be fine, but damn, TAKING A SHIT IN HIS RIDE is another story! &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> &nbsp;Next time just beat the "shit" out of him, not shit on his stuff.

But that was still funny, and i sure as hell bet he will never leave his top off again.

[drifting240sx]

thats is some sick shit, but funny. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> what would be more hallarious would be if it wasnt the guys del sol. hahah.

[Bomix]

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> &nbsp; lol!

[SR20Fastback]

LMFAO am I the only one crying from laughing so hard?? Thats so god damn hillarious good job on the kill...litterally. Im so never crossing your path on a bad day. Alright Im gonna go read that story again and have another good cry <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> later

[camppain]

roflmao!

that sounds funny as hell but im doubtfull to believe it. if u did goof for u.......*i think? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> *

i would actually take the valve core out of his tires and placce the caps back on his tires so no air would come out and while he's driving POP!

or i would use the window etch substance we use at my dealer to etch the words [b]I AM GAY</B> in his rear window.

it would never come out and would be etched in there permenantly for all to see <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

but thats oinly a thought. no one has pissed me off that much yet <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

[MasterOFDrift]

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> LOL hahaha I would have done the same hahaha

[wherezmytofu]

first mini and u.....im starting 2 question the level of maturity on this board........ http://board.hondasociety.com/images/paulie/smilies/headshake.gif ............tho now im more scared of the people on this board....... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cry:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

[SR20Fastback]

damnit someone tell me why I cant stop re-reading this every 3 and a half minutes the pasting it to everyone whos online lol.

[JpS]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (drifting240sx @ May 13 2002,11:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">what would be more hallarious would be if it wasnt the guys del sol. hahah.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
or if you shit in a different del sol... imagine that &nbsp; &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

[Coldsun]

Del Sols are shit, he wont notice
your hard work was meaningless, hahah
-Sun

[astroboy000]

HAHAHAHAH- go d/l "ill shit on you" by D12 if you dont already have it.

[Grant]

http://forum.dtmpower.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

[luey02]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (geeaj @ May 14 2002,12:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I had a shit pain in my stomach. You know that stitch you get in the side when you gotta blow your horn.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
what a quote.. &nbsp;damn that was funny.. &nbsp;but you should've skip the gym and went and got a camera to take the picz... you would've won every men's heart in this forum...

[mike240]

ROFLMFAO!!!! &nbsp;OMG dude, &nbsp;you have balls the size of grapefruits. &nbsp;that's insane. &nbsp;well, &nbsp;i guess he got his. &nbsp;i wonder if he knew it was you(in the nissan that is). &nbsp;oh well, &nbsp;doesn't matter. &nbsp;very ballsy. &nbsp; don't think i could do that but..

[sil80]

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> &nbsp;--- thats kinda sick.... your a shit head &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[S14lover]

HAHAhaHA...that is the best damn story ive read in a long time man ..balls of steel ...balls of STEEL my man ....! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[-E-]

OMG looooool thats the nastiest and funniest story I have ever heard. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

[geeaj]

Yes, that was kinda gross and way out of character for me, but I thought it was a very creative method of vengeance don't ya think? But hey desperate times cause for desperate measures.

I guess I took revenge on an asshole with my err, asshole &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

I think I am going roll by the gym today wearing my Mr Hanky T-shirt and look for the Del Sol.

[drifterx]

LOL
man that is sick but funny....... he deserved it but god damn u r a sick fuck... i was reading and i thought u might have gone into the gym and shit in a bag and then thrown it into the car...... imagine if someone saw u shitting?

[sil80]

Did you set on door and poop?.... Man that would have sucked if you slipped and fell in your crap &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Passanger or driver side? You should have stuck it in the glove box.... well maybe next time &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> hehe

[sykikchimp]

I took a poop once. &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/lookaround.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':look:'>

[nrcooled]

How funny was that shit...no pun intended...ok maybe a little pun.

Anyway that was crazy &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> and stay the fuck away from my car <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[Kid Zelda]

This would be funny if you "thought" you should have done this, not if you actually did do this, it's just sick & twisted.

Maybe you should seek psychiatric help; you have issues and need a hug.

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

[ca18guy]

Well isn't this just disturbing. I'll agree with what Kid Zelda said. Also this story is BS (literally)

[SimpleS14]

Now thats just gross, you really did have to take a crap in the guys car. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> lol &nbsp;I wonder how he felt or what was the look on his face.

Probably something like this: &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cry:'>

[SimpleS14]

Kid Zelda, your avatar is quite disturbing. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>

edit: guess u changed the exploding head avatar

[BlackS14]

I agree with most in believing that's one of the most foulest things I've ever heard someone do to a car while angry, but it's also................funny as shit man!!!!

I could never in a million years ever bring myself to do something so wrong, but admit it's innovative....lol!!!!

-Bill

[twofortysx]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (geeaj @ May 13 2002,9:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Was driving home today going through the Caldecott, coming out into the S curve and this ricer in a Del Slow comes all the way from the slow lane and cuts me off and almost crashes into the divider. He then comes swerving back and almost daps my car again. I was so fucking pissed, but realized that the driver and his accomplice was no more then 17yrs old in age with the driving skill of a paraplegic in a new wheelchair..

His GF or whatever, was sticking her head out the window saying Nissans suck or whatever. I am like "okay..whatever".

So sneaky me, I follow them since I am curious where creatures like this come from. Surely, they must co-exist in some cesspool, along with sewer rats and fungus. But I missed a light and lost them. 20mins later, I head to the gym and pull into the parking garage. OMG, I see the friggin Del Slow with the targa top or whatever that is called open.

Almost immediately, I had a shit pain in my stomach. You know that stitch you get in the side when you gotta blow your horn. My god, I had an idea! I parked out in metered parking and walked inside the parking garage. Noticed that rice boy was parked right along the wall, covered by the post. Strolled over, pulled myself over the open interior and proceeded to pinch some booty meatloaf with a tad of brown sauce all over his interior. Wiped my ass with the tissue that I brought (Hey, I am a clean guy), went back outside, and into the gym.

Boy I had a great workout that day! I don't get mad, I get "shitty"



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Karma 0wns you.

And I hope you washed your hands before using the gym equipment.

[Coldsun]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (GT specR @ May 13 2002,6:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Kid Zelda, your avatar is quite disturbing. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
HOLY SHIT!!!!!
I Thought i was the only one that thought that!
i stared at it for like 4mins then turned the power off on my computer and ran away
that shit is freaky man...Who/What is that freaky bag man... ehhh jus scary


also this post needs to move down on the thread already, i get sick everytime i read the title

[Kid Zelda]

Goldsum, he means the other avatar I had before.

I changed it becuase GT spitR was crying about it.

[sil80]

He was crying about it? Well atleast he didnt shit in your car. I hear thats popular these days... &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

[SimpleS14]

I wasn't crying about it &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'> actually thought it was also funny &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[Tuck&Poke]

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/whatsthat.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':whatthe:'> man...that like almost beat me...

[Nismos14]

thats not the right way to deal with a ricer altho it is really funny lol

[blink0r]

LOL. That'll teach the little bastard and his snotty bitch girlfriend to fuck around with nissans. &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

[Tuck&Poke]

man just imagine what that guy had to deal with when he got back to his car... i hope is g/f wasnt there or his humping future is pretty much done w/ that girl. picture it, he finishes a great day at the gym throws his towel over the door and by chance looks down at the seat to see a nice plump, and probably still juicy, turd hanging around in his seat. he has to then somehow remove the offensive occupant and then figure out a way to drive w/o touching the residue of find a way of cleaning it whilst he still in the parking lot... not a situation i want to deal w/ and one more reason not to leave your god damn top open...what a "shitty" situation &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

[Silviabrent]

Dude you need pics of this one,,,, Ive got 3 del slows in my parking lot and I gots to let the mexicans out in their interiors tooo

[Howard92884]

This thread is 5 years old.....................

[Silviabrent]

yeah let it relive biatch:fawkd:

[ixfxi]

haha shit, this thread made me laugh.. pretty loud too.

it reminds me of the good old days of zilvia, when people had REAL USERNAMES... like grant, and meowth, kid zelda...

now everyone uses names like: fazt240sx, turbbbo240sx, real240sx, gay240sx, etc...

we need to bring it back to the old days, like old_s13 says

[tknbkthrsdy4anfg]

DOOD OMG I JUST ABOUT PISSED IN MY SHORTS!

You are my hero!

[Rkesh88]

damn man a 5 year old thread, you must be bored

[Phlip]

Wow, he admits to having started a new name after the first one was pinked, then necros a 5-year old thread with no remorse, and I bet he wonders why he is now banned.