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transient
05-10-2002, 09:40 PM
College Mischeif: <a href="http://www.nuthouse.org/~hendersa/college/experiments/boom.html#Experiment%20#4" target='_blank'>http://www.nuthouse.org/~hender....nt%20#4</a>
AceInHole
05-10-2002, 10:02 PM
boooo!!! we want more kitten cruelty!!!
heheh.. not bad though....
KiDyNomiTe
05-10-2002, 10:18 PM
im too lazy to read. you should know friday is our lazy day, pictures would be nice.
I agree bring back the kittens lol. but keep up the friday humor
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October 1, 1996
Christopher Houck was struck and killed as he chased his runaway cowboy hat in heavy traffic on Texas Highway 225. Must have been his finest hat...
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AceInHole
05-10-2002, 10:34 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DSC @ May 10 2002,12:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">** DON'T CLICK THESE LINKS **
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i just skimmed it and still found no kitten cruelty.
good try though.... good try.....
EDIT:
Just found this in there:
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December 15, 1996
From the annals of Evolution In Action: CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.
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<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'> :!:
wherezmytofu
05-11-2002, 02:11 AM
dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> Im very disappointed at this weeks friday humor very <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
EDIT: yes I know Im a day late.
Tuck&Poke
05-11-2002, 04:38 PM
lmfao that was awsome....i gotta try the god one! just gotta find where to do it but thats deffinately gonna be done this summer when i get bored! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
SR20Fastback
05-11-2002, 05:09 PM
Anyone have some design plans for that pvc artillery cannon?? Im really intrested in pissing off the neighbors <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
KiDyNomiTe
05-11-2002, 05:20 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 11 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
haha yes, cliff notes, a lazy man's best friend
transient
05-11-2002, 09:21 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ May 11 2002,6:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">lmfao that was awsome....i gotta try the god one! just gotta find where to do it but thats deffinately gonna be done this summer when i get bored! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Well at least one person thought it was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
wherezmytofu
05-11-2002, 09:26 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KiDyNomiTe @ May 10 2002,7:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ May 11 2002,03:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude.....2 words...cliff notes! that shit is long! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
haha yes, cliff notes, a lazy man's best friend</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
man ur cool <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cool:'>
s13cruzer
05-12-2002, 11:37 AM
hey transient , that was hilarious , better than kittens in jars
and for sr20fastback and whomever would like to research the wonderful world of "potato cannons"
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Rapids/1489/
Goodbar6
05-12-2002, 07:09 PM
"Typical Florida
Cockroach
I really think this little fellow fits into that "non-edible" category. After sizzling for about half a minute, the little guy stopped doing laps around the microwave interior and gave up the ghost."
hahah microwaves rule!
Tyler
Goodbar6
05-12-2002, 07:12 PM
"It is probably important to mention that, at that moment in the experiment, I still had hair on my body."
haha my kind of friday humor!
Tyler
Goodbar6
05-12-2002, 07:16 PM
"Our second test involved launching something soft from the cannon. One of my socks was the next lucky contestant, so we filled the blast chamber with hairspray, rammed the sock down the barrel, and fired. The cannon fired the sock with a MUCH louder boom, and my sock, now on fire and travelling in a nice arc, sailed a short distance and then landed in the pond at the middle of our complex with a quiet plunk.
It was finally time for the main event. I once again filled the blast chamber
"
I thoroly enjoyed this humor!
Tyler
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