Dane Cook

[exitspeed]

What do you guys think of him? I think he's rediculous funny! If you go to his website you can listen to alot of his stuff. His delivery is PERFECT. Listen to the Kool-Aid one!

http://danecook.com/

[Romeyo07]

awesome website

[wootwoot]

I'm not so stoked on his comedy, its more physical/dumbed down. Someone who had perfect delivery of everything was Mitch Hedburg(rip). My favorite comedians at this point in time are Arj Barker, Lewis Black, Tony Woods, and Nick Swardson. Check em out!

[exitspeed]

Someone who had perfect delivery of everything was Mitch Hedburg(rip). !

Is that the guys who said...

in an interview they always ask. "were do you see your self in 5 years?" " I say. I see myslef celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me that question!"

[Secretsquirrel]

dane cook = funny funny man



"wheres the handle" HAHA


SS

[Jcb890]

Lewis Black is the man, he's my favorite comedian. Dave Attell is good too.

Dane Cook is funny shit. i've seen his show before too, it was pretty good. his new CD is good too.

[theicecreamdan]

I'm a riot?! YOURE A FUCKING RIOT!

LAWL, Dane Cook to win

[Jcb890]

hellloooooooo i'm aa caaaarrrrrrrr

oil is my blood


i was gonna say i'd like to pay $7,000ish for that. thank you for not fucking me big time.

[hendogg8]

Hahaha, that Dane Cook is a silly bitch...

[brokenben]

I'm not so stoked on his comedy, its more physical/dumbed down. Someone who had perfect delivery of everything was Mitch Hedburg(rip). My favorite comedians at this point in time are Arj Barker, Lewis Black, Tony Woods, and Nick Swardson. Check em out!

demetri martin reminds me a lot of mitch hedburg.

on tape dane cook is hilarious. but some of the physical stuff he does is annoying.

[exitspeed]

demetri martin reminds me a lot of mitch hedburg.

on tape dane cook is hilarious. but some of the physical stuff he does is annoying.


The first time I saw Dane Cook was on MTV awards this year and I actually thought he sucked. Then someone showed me this site and I started listening to his shit. I was actually sitting in my office at home by myslef cracking the fuck up out loud. Man he is funny shit.

I'm the Cobra Commander in this house!

[Got Sileighty?]

The first time I saw Dane Cook was on MTV awards this year and I actually thought he sucked. Then someone showed me this site and I started listening to his shit. I was actually sitting in my office at home by myslef cracking the fuck up out loud. Man he is funny shit.

I'm the Cobra Commander in this house!

youre like my friend. first time he saw dane cook was at that MTV thing, i thought it sucked too. so i gave him a copy of the old dane cook cd, and now he loves him hahahahahaa

KoolAid - "ohhh yeaaah...ohhhh yeaaahhh!....i dont like when juice wears tights" :rofl:

[exitspeed]

youre like my friend. first time he saw dane cook was at that MTV thing, i thought it sucked too. so i gave him a copy of the old dane cook cd, and now he loves him hahahahahaa

KoolAid - "ohhh yeaaah...ohhhh yeaaahhh!....i dont like when juice wears tights" :rofl:

Your very top heavy!

[theicecreamdan]

oohh yeahhhh
no
ohh yeahhh!!
NO
ohh yeah?
NO

[jdm538]

he is funny the ufo thing was kinda lame.

[lucky7]

he jacked my name. his name alone reminds me personally of the part in office space.

"michael bolton is a fine name"

"it was fine, 'till that no-talent assclown started making records and winning grammy's"

yes, my name is Dane. ive heard him a couple times. cant really get into it that much. i wont allow it. i prefer dave attel and dennis leary. the sick twisted humor gets me every time.

[nistech]

He is funny i guess u just have to get use to him

[morpheus8486]

I saw dane cook live on the tourgasm. He is one silly bitch. He wasn't nearly as high strung on stage as I was expecting, he was pretty chill for the most part. Me and my buddy met him after the show and had him sign our ticket stubs and "fuck shoes" on one of my shoes. He seemed pretty down to earth.
"What?! Someone shit on the coats?! *disappears into the night*"

[Jcb890]

I saw dane cook live on the tourgasm. He is one silly bitch. He wasn't nearly as high strung on stage as I was expecting, he was pretty chill for the most part. Me and my buddy met him after the show and had him sign our ticket stubs and "fuck shoes" on one of my shoes. He seemed pretty down to earth.
"What?! Someone shit on the coats?! *disappears into the night*"

saw him on that tour too. was pretty good. Robert Kelly who went on before him was pretty funny too.

[irritatedmax]

he is a BAMF. how sweet would it be to have a monkey at home ready to do battle.

he is so damn funny. i cracked up just reading some of you guy's quotes.

[Zemus]

You guys should see Waiting, FUCKING GREAT MOVIE with dane cook!

[wootwoot]

He actually was given an incredibly minimalist roll in the movie, but he ended up expanding the character so much that he got edited into it a lot more than orginally planned. Ad lib what bitches?

[irritatedmax]

that movie was F-ing hilarious!! my brother and i went to see it with our girlfriends; he and i were dying, they didnt really get it. i definitely recommend it.

[crioten]

welcome to thunder dome...

[Mr.S14]

Dane Coook is fucking hilerious, that guy is one funny mother fucker!!!, i see him up there with old school robin williams(70s), carlos mencia, and the latin king george lopez, not to mention freddy soto(rip), dat phan....also a funny guy!,arghh i forgot his his name frank something he does the john madden impression, but dane cook kicks ass!!!

[Jcb890]

carlos mencia isn't really all that funny sometimes. a lot of his jokes are pretty much "man... old people are so OLD! esse" some of his shit is funny though. frank caliendo isn't really all that funny either, but John Madden impressions are fucking hilarious.

[exitspeed]

carlos mencia isn't really all that funny sometimes. a lot of his jokes are pretty much "man... old people are so OLD! esse" some of his shit is funny though. frank caliendo isn't really all that funny either, but John Madden impressions are fucking hilarious.


I agree 100% with all three comments.

[Romeyo07]

Carlos Mencia is funnier to hispanics because we can relate.

[Team Rootbeer]

no, now Pablo Francisco is f-in hilarious!

[blue109]

Carlos Mencia

the only funny stuff to ever come out of his mouth was stolen from other comedians. his show is so lame and cliche it hurts. "hey, look at me im mexican, hahahaha" pablo francisco is awesome.

dane is probably my favorite. ive never just sat in my house alone and laughed out loud to any other comedian. ive been spreading the word for years now.

[theicecreamdan]

no, now Pablo Francisco is f-in hilarious!

I'm white and I approve this message.

[Jcb890]

the only funny stuff to ever come out of his mouth was stolen from other comedians. his show is so lame and cliche it hurts. "hey, look at me im mexican, hahahaha" pablo francisco is awesome.

dane is probably my favorite. ive never just sat in my house alone and laughed out loud to any other comedian. ive been spreading the word for years now.

some of his shit is funny. but most of it is just like you said.

[Phlip]

I still prefer Richard Pryor's old shit, the very act that spawned Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence and damn near EVERY other black comedian. I also like George Carlin and Robin Williams' shit too. I cannot forget, as well, one of my favorites, who actually did a little writing in some of Richard Pryor's movies and on his (and several others as well) sitcom, Paul Mooney.

[NemeGuero]

Mitch Hedberg=stupid, Carlos stand up = hilarious, his new show sucks.. Dane cook taped = fuckin' hilarious too.

raw and delirious are classics
FUCK YOU EDDIE!! It's the fuck you man.

[snatch13]

haha we were listening to Dane on Saturday after exitspeed moved into his house... no matter how many times you listen to him, even if you know whats coming... hes still fucking hilarious...

[SlowCoupe]

thats a funny bitch

[Romeyo07]

EDDIE, What have you done for me lately?

Classic

[exitspeed]

Then I kicked'em in the ding ding!

That skit in the begining is hilarious! Samuel L Jackson is his uncle too (in the skit).

Off Topic, but, when is Eddie gonna stop doing this family, cheesey shit and make a good movie again!

[Mr.S14]

mmmm i just burned my tongue

[Romeyo07]

Beverly Hills Cop type movie, but without that stupid laugh

[morpheus8486]

Is anyone else here a fan of Bill Hicks (r.i.p.)?

[Mr.S14]

whoooo!?...........mike jonessss ahahahahahah thats soo stupid i dont why i did that some one cyber slap me!!!! ahahah beverley hills cop 3 was fucking funny the best one i say!!! when hes running through the park and the happy happy train is crusing you can hear the train singing than he steps on it and the train screams!!! ahahahaha, and the gay guy surge OMG hilerious give the fuck out of here, no i cannot! ahahahah aight than peace out homies.

[Jcb890]

eddie murphy sucks. charlie murphy is funny on Chapelle's show though.

[Mr.S14]

tell me nutty professer isnt funny...wether you like him or not his movies are funny...oh yea one more thing i was watching snoop dogs old vide crap i dont know what its called, but i noticed that in that video charlie murphey gets out of a Six Fo and shoots snoop ahahah that shit was funny to me

[exitspeed]

Yea Chalie is also in CB4 for you old enough to recall that...

Beverly Hills Cop 1 nd 2 were much better then 3. Yea Nutty Prof. Is funny, but it's not as good as his older movies.

[Mr.S14]

the movie cb4? with chris rock

[exitspeed]

the movie cb4? with chris rock


Yup. He's the guys chasing Chris Rock.

[blue109]

straight outta locash, a crazy mothafuc...........

[syrupninja]

Mitch Hedberg is great. Someone I haven't seen mentioned is Daniel Tosh, check hime out - fuckin hilarious.

"I was in my basement! Washing a dish!"

[theicecreamdan]

fuck shoes.

[Mr.S14]

fuck socks!!!