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Jeff240sx
10-21-2005, 09:08 PM
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

-Jeff
mrmephistopheles
10-21-2005, 09:24 PM
I don't even get why that's supposed to be funny.
vinhisbored
10-21-2005, 09:38 PM
I don't even get why that's supposed to be funny.

+1 for that.
Tenchuu
10-21-2005, 09:49 PM
i can not put it better than this:

Who are you people and what have you done with my heterosexual friends?
bluuuurr
10-21-2005, 09:51 PM
it's okay... he's got the shrimp
FRpilot
10-21-2005, 09:56 PM
its ok funny.. but before i clicked the thread i was thinking 'who cares"
Jeff240sx
10-21-2005, 10:03 PM
Guess you just have to visualize it. Best thing I've read online in months...
-Jeff
SochBAT
10-21-2005, 10:04 PM
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

I like that one. And only that one.
SpeedMonkeyInc
10-21-2005, 10:14 PM
What the shit! HAHAHAHA that was so funny

My fav was "and then he ate his knife" hahahahah
Phlip
10-21-2005, 10:18 PM
I actually found these to be damn funny too, I had seen them some months ago, on this facts generator:
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php
... see more, laugh harder
wootwoot
10-21-2005, 11:02 PM
I thought it was funny I just diddnt know Vin Diesel was tough. Is he actually? I can think of dudes I consider way tougher
theicecreamdan
10-22-2005, 12:17 AM
it got funnier when instead of trying to figure out why these pertain to Vin Diesel I just pictured them...

some bald dude eating a "where's waldo?" book... haha
Jeff240sx
10-22-2005, 01:59 AM
^^ There you go. It could be about Bill Gates or myself.. The visuals are funny as shit.
Fillet of Children sandwich. Mwahaha.
-Jeff
Var
10-22-2005, 03:31 AM
Dude...i think my family just woke up . I LOL'ed @ 2:28AM

"Vin Diesel once met Fabio on the street. Vin burst into laughter, Fabio burst into tears, and every passing car burst into flames."
unwed_transient
10-22-2005, 01:08 PM
If you play Contra on NES and put in the infinite lives code, Vin Diesel will jump out of the TV, punch you in the face, call you a pussy for cheating, and steal every bag of potato chips you have.


:rofl:

you do have to visualize it.
theicecreamdan
10-22-2005, 01:10 PM
Dude...i think my family just woke up . I LOL'ed @ 2:28AM

"Vin Diesel once met Fabio on the street. Vin burst into laughter, Fabio burst into tears, and every passing car burst into flames."

hahaha... that one got funnier when I saw some zilvia guy saying it, at 2:28am ahahah
ThatGuy
10-22-2005, 01:26 PM
Not in the top 30, but I enjoyed it.


During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.
SW20Racer
10-22-2005, 03:15 PM
where are the facts like "vin diesel did a break dancing instuctional video" or "vin diesel likes things in his butt"??
theicecreamdan
10-22-2005, 04:10 PM
Not in the top 30, but I enjoyed it.

lolol...hehehehe
240mph
10-22-2005, 04:20 PM
Why do they make him sound so hard core? :ugh:
I thought he was gay.
wootwoot
10-22-2005, 06:36 PM
I suck a mean dick and can definitely whoop your ass.
SW20Racer
10-22-2005, 06:39 PM
^^ well thats nice, but we're talking about vin diesel here you attention whore!
Phlip
10-22-2005, 06:46 PM
Some of my faves:
"Paradoxically, half of Vin Diesel equals one Vin Diesel. This means that one quarter Vin Diesel also equals one Vin Diesel, and on and on forever. The Vin Diesel that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Vin Diesels and his powers reflect this. "

"Many historians believe that during the Russian invasion of Berlin,
towards the end of WWII, the Russian troops raped so many women that,
soon after, 60 percent of all German women, who were of child bearing
age, became pregnant. However, the true facts really are, that at the
time of the invasion, Vin Diesel was seen ejaculating while flying
over the city"

" Vin Diesel enjoys clapping babies together like erasers. He calls it
blapping."

" When feeling ill, Vin Diesel has been known to cough up a hunk of kryptonite."

"In 2006, Vin Diesel will star and direct the film 'Hannibal', about
Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian General who led an elephant-riding
army across the alps to attack Rome in the 3rd century BC. The film is
actually footage taken when Vin Diesel led the army himself hundreds
of years ago, with the intent of releasing it as a film as soon as
Earth technology caught up with his superior, home-made equipment."

"If you type "Vin Diesel" into Google, and count the number of hits,
divide it by 10, subtract 3, multiply the total with a random
irrational number, write it on your genitals with cocoa butter, and
think a happy thought, you have the best orgasm ever, or die trying."
Jcb890
10-22-2005, 11:40 PM
that was fucking hilarious. so was the chuck norris one on that site.

best Vin Diesel one - "If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

best Chuck Norris one - "Chuck Norris says that guys who pop their collars up are faggots. Period." and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

HAHAHAHAHAH
nissan_logik
10-23-2005, 01:42 AM
Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.
nissan_logik
10-23-2005, 01:48 AM
...and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:

Vin Diesel is Chuck Norris' retarded half-brother. And Fred Durst is Chuck Norris' half-retarded actual brother.
WanganRunner
10-25-2005, 03:06 PM
Sorry, but that shit was funny, especially the part about his "Filet of Child" sandwhich.

rofl
BlazzinZ88
10-25-2005, 08:24 PM
My favorites are:

1. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F*** you, team.

2. When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.

3. Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock

4. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Jcb890
10-25-2005, 09:25 PM
My favorites are:

1. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F*** you, team.

2. When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.

3. Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper can beat rock

4. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Vin Diesel pwns all.
nissantuner22
10-25-2005, 09:53 PM
im sorry, the chuck norris thing is by far the funniest thing ive ever seen online.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."