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Phlip
10-10-2005, 09:38 AM
I don't know if any of you remember this day, 10/10/1979, hell I myself was only 2 months and 9 days old at the time myself... All things notwithstanding, I will attempt to tell the story of this day:


Harrisburg, PA; ThatGuy Sr, a Marine (jarhead, if you will) and Mrs. ThatGuy, gave birth to a male child, they would name him Barry, after his father (original, huh?). Sometimes certain events can be seen as "breaking the mold," and the birth of this child would be one of those events. See, not long after being born, ThatGuy Jr. began to exhibit the same psycho behavior that had long since been shown as the loveable traits of his father, but this would lead to the ultimate decision that he WOULD be the baby boy, no more children would come after him (wise decision).

It is now 1998 and ThatGuy Jr. has made his decision that he will follow his father's footsteps and join the USMC at age 18, and he would go on to marry his wife, Stacy just after boot camp at age 19. Around this time, in 1999 they would be moved to New River Air Station in Jacksonville, NC.

Fast forward through the years and ThatGuy Jr, being a good man, good Marine and good husband, it is time for major life events:
June 12, 2003; Autumn, the first of his daughters (I like to call him his "little mercinaries") is born.
March, 2004; ThatGuy Jr. Becomes SERGEANT ThatGuy Jr. (round of applause)
November 10, 2004; Ella, "mercinary #2" is born.
... a third, known to me as "ThatGuy III," is due to be born on 04/20/2006, congratulations Barry & Stacy!

... let me bring this story to a close with making the very point that you could have SKIPPED the summary of someone's life story to get to:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRY!!! (ThatGuy to those of you who don't know him)



disclaimer: I understand that there are many other Zilvians who are celebrating birthdays today, but the sad fact of the matter is that I have never met any of you in person, nor have I been to your house, having met YOUR wife and "mercinaries," so get over it.

RJF
10-10-2005, 09:40 AM
Happy Birthday! :w00t:

ThatGuy
10-10-2005, 09:46 AM
Awww shucks! :o

Thanks PHLIP. It's nice to feel the Zilvia love. :bow:

TheSnail
10-10-2005, 09:52 AM
Nice write up Phlip. You are the first person to do a documentary on a Zilvian:). Happy-Birthday ThatGuy! It is also my girlfriends b-day today as well. You are now over a quarter of a century old (in old geezer terms) ;).

mrmephistopheles
10-10-2005, 10:16 AM
:bowdown: to Phlip.

Happy Bert-day, bish.

S14DB
10-10-2005, 10:31 AM
Watch out for That Guy or else he'll send his Merc Army after you.

Happy birfday old man.

justinhustle
10-10-2005, 10:31 AM
habby bday duder

chlatboy
10-10-2005, 11:22 AM
Happy bday man! I see you are building your army as we speak!!!

*NismoS13*
10-10-2005, 11:56 AM
Happy Birthday. You get much respect from me...

-Adam

aznpoopy
10-10-2005, 12:06 PM
happy birthday thatguy!

MakotoS13
10-10-2005, 12:09 PM
Happy Burfday Barry!

Var
10-10-2005, 04:50 PM
Yaaaay Barry you super marine gangsta. My bestest wishes to you and your family.

S14DB
10-10-2005, 05:01 PM
I thought this was going to be about the movie: http://www.jarheadmovie.com/

ThatGuy
10-10-2005, 05:23 PM
Thank you everyone for all the kind words and well wishes. Zilvia rocks! :rawk:

S14-vietusmc
10-11-2005, 11:18 AM
Happy belated birthday Sarge... haha... Semper Fi... Oorah... haha...

420sx
10-11-2005, 11:26 AM
happy b-day you nazi

Jessi
10-11-2005, 11:30 AM
I miss all the good birthdays when I'm not around.

Happy belated one.. hope you had a blast.

crioten
10-11-2005, 11:38 AM
$20 says that thatguyIII will be a stoner :)

420sx
10-11-2005, 01:00 PM
eeeww what with the neg. rep? :goyou:

ThatGuy
10-11-2005, 06:06 PM
This is the first time I have viewed this Thread today 420, so it wasn't from me. However the nazi comment is bit strange. So is the stoner comment Crioten. :hammer:

Thanks for the birthday wishes though guys. :rofl: :rofl: :w00t:

Var
10-11-2005, 06:10 PM
neg repped for saying nazi? wow..that's lame.

crioten
10-11-2005, 08:01 PM
So is the stoner comment Crioten. :hammer:

420...

i just had to :)

but happy bday

SochBAT
10-11-2005, 08:51 PM
Happy belated BusDay.

Lets see how big the ThatGuy dynasty lasts. I say, one day, we'll pledge allegiance and voice our new national anthem to ThatGuy, or actually, ThoseGuys.

KA24DESOneThree
10-11-2005, 11:20 PM
Happy Belated Birthday, Barry.

Phlip, it's mercenary.

TheSnail
10-11-2005, 11:28 PM
But Phlip still has the nonmiss-spellation record of 1 out of 438^7th words.