Definitive Ninjas v. Cowboys

[SochBAT]

Okay, im bored at work, sue me. I was discussing who'd really win if the East and the West clashed. So post up ninjas v. cowboys, and their exploits. Because if this was the cartoony world, ninjas somehow have 'invisibility' which really makes no sense.

And if you were wondering y i picked Cowboys, its cuz pirates aren't as plentiful, and they are much cooler.

MGS1/2: The Ninja. SilverFox in disguise in MGS, and Olga Gurlukovich in MGS2. Awesomely deflects bullets with his/her sword, and moves QUICK.
http://www.spawn.com/toys/games/mgs/ninja/images/mgs_ninja_photo_01_md.jpg
Cowboy: The Duke. Known to end lives, and always sounds scruffy/drunk.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/12374.jpg
Edited, its late, i typed 'the Duke clint eastwood' in google. I fucked up!

[Andrew Bohan]

that is NOT the duke

driftaholic vs sochbat. driftaholic wins

[broken_s13]

that is NOT the duke

driftaholic vs sochbat. driftaholic wins
Im not sure of that. Sochbat is good at kicking people in the balls while there not looking and running away.

[SilviaNinja240]

I of course would go with the Ninja..

hella people were shooting at the Cyborg Ninjas with machines guns in MGS series, I somehow doubt the duke would be able to box em up.

[MakotoS13]

cowboys are hardcore. its a well known fact that cowboys shoot better than anybody so since ninja's could dodge regular bullets the cowboys would anticipate that and shotty their balls off.

ba'am no mo ninja. its a lot like a ninja vs a samurai except cowboys got no beef with playin dirty if things get outta hand.

"i'll be your huckleberry"

[TheSnail]

Could a ninja deflect shotgun rounds? It would seem unlikly a ninja could deflect 50 pellets with his sword. It also depends on the enviorment. If I saw a ninja running through my yard, I dont think he would make it very far. But If the ninja got into my house and I was running from room to room looking for him, I dont think I would last very long. But if I just stayed in my room with a shotgun pointed at the door, he would not last. But then again, if the ninja tricked me and knocked on the door and moves as I blow a hole through the door then he throws a ninja star at me through the hole in the door then he would win. So it realy boils down to how smart the ninja is.

[MakotoS13]

OR HOW AWESOME THE COWBOY IS.

nobody beats the duke. nobody.

[anyotherone]

Ok... I can see I'm gonna have to settle this. ;)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/beverly_hills_ninja/chris_farley/ninja.jpg

vs.

http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/east-quiz-1.jpg

:rl:

Do we need to talk about it anymore? :D

[lucky7]

throw doc holliday into the mix. as long as hes not drinking its: cowboy > ninja.

http://www.dochollidaybar.com/images/docpic.jpg

too fast for ninjas.

[kandyflip445]

SEXY JUITSU!!!!!

http://www.absoluteanime.com/naruto/naruto-girl.jpg

You know a cowboy would get owned by that cause they won't shoot women. lol

[i8yourfwd]

Ninja is the win.

[WILDACEX187]

i dunno about ninja swords but i do know that a samurai sword hand crafter (meaning hand folded the metal) could cut through several bullets before breaking (they tested this on some history channel show). if the cowboy with a magnum or desert eagle 50 could stay alive for the ninja to deflect some bullets he will win :). i vote the duke

[theicecreamdan]

the Duke takes the win.

[lucky7]

http://www.doubleeranch.com/photos/shootout116.jpg

[crioten]

CLEARLY none of you saw shanghai knights

[theicecreamdan]

cowboys get barfights, posses, showdowns, save the damsel in distress.

what do ninjas get? a solitary life in the shadows of their enemies, NO THANKS.

[SochBAT]

Ninjas are nothing but little panzy kids that were nerdy and had no friends in grade school, so they sought revenge with ninja training to pick on old bullies.

And if you correctly remember, Revolver Ocelot picked up his skills from practicing with a 6shooter, a well known cowboy gun. Which would allow me to rule him in as a cowboy.

Cowboys are the MASTERS of trickshooting.

[Revolver Ocelot]

Actually ocelot started out with an automatic and only switched to a revolver after big boss told him it sooted his style better. And the ninja's name is gray fox, not silver fox. Come on i thought you like metal gear.

[SochBAT]

Oh damn, haha. After being up for 20something hours, you aren't the quickest dog in the pen. I need sleep.

[tastyratz]

www.realultimatepower.net

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/Untitled45.jpg

VS
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninjaparty.jpg

UMmmmm.... Yea....


nuff said

[Yuri]

Apparently no one else has seen the trailer for the movie "Brokeback ridge", or maybe it was "Brokeback mountain." In any case, seeing that trailer ruined cowboys for me for life. :barf:

[ICKY]

No human being alive could have reflexes faster than a bullet... BUT, if a ninja is smart enough, he would attack at night, where they are the most dangerous... OR they'd pull a naruto with shadow ninjitsu and attack you with 1,000,000,000 spitting images of himself and they all can hit you.

[chlatboy]

No human being alive could have reflexes faster than a bullet... BUT, if a ninja is smart enough, he would attack at night, where they are the most dangerous... OR they'd pull a naruto with shadow ninjitsu and attack you with 1,000,000,000 spitting images of himself and they all can hit you.


Show me a real ninja person who can split images of himself. It all depends on when the fight is. Ninjas are stealthy so they have the advantage at night. Cowboys would have an advantage in the light.

[HyperTek]

the ninjas from naruto hands down..
http://worldofnaruto.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Naruto106.JPG

[kandyflip445]

Just cause it's daytime doesn't mean you can't sneak around. What is the cowboy gonna do. Sit in the open 24/7? A ninja would just wait until he's vulnerable and then kill him. The cowboy wouldn't have a chance cause the ninja would never let him know he was coming.

[theicecreamdan]

you forget the cowboys ally, his horse would tell him when danger is nearby, and then he could drink a lot of whiskey and blast the ninja with his shotgun. I don't think a ninja would last 5 minutes in an old saloon fight. If cowboys can blast bad Bart, ninjas would be no problem.

[SochBAT]

Fastest gun slingers in the west v. Little asian guys that wear black and carry swords that make up for their manhood.

[kandyflip445]

A ninja would poison the horse while the cowboy was inside drinking.

[TheSquidd]

ACtually the ninja would dress up as a commoner, a farmer, gardner, or a drunk at a saloon. When the moment was right and the ninja was assured that his strike would be lethal, he would do whatever it is he had planned and kill the cowboy without him ever knowing.

Anyone who's anyone knows that. Ninjas didn't always wear black. They were also masters of disguise and finding opportune moments to strike down their opponents. Once the emporer of Japan hired the ninja to work for him, they would spend their day gardening, and whenver an intruder entered the emporer's compound they would all strike using their gardening tools to stop any threat.

What the hell is a cowboy gonna do against that? He wont even know whats happening until he's got a katana sticking thru his throat.

Ninjas > *.*

[i8yourfwd]

Ninja Turtles

Game over, you got some big ass turtles doing kung fu and a talking rat that's the master of martial arts. How can you lose with that lineup. If I remember right, One of the ninja turtles disguises is as a certain rapper that repeats his name over and over in his songs....

[TheSnail]

Mike Jooonees! lol. They have nothing on Lucky Luke, if anyone knows who he is..

[SochBAT]

It really comes down to who's turf they are playing on. If it was in a saloon, the cowboy would be a regular, and would question anyone else that wasn't. Cowboys are smarter than that! If tehy were on the ninja's turf, in a garden, Guns > garden hoes. HAHAHA! Donatel-JOWNZZ

[420sx]

say give a cowboy an ak74 and hes gonna pwn some star throwin ninja biches.

yeaaaaaaa....... Peter, whats happenning.

oh yea and i'm also gonna need you to come in on sunday..... we lost some ninjas this weekend so we have to play catchup. mmmmkkkaay? thanks!

[SochBAT]

Cowboys > Ninjas!

[theicecreamdan]

Cowboys don't necesarily have to be western... Han Solo and Boba Fett are definitely have the cowboy frame of mind

http://www.educared.org.ar/tamtam/kmages/han-solo.jpg

http://maddstarwars.free.fr/images/photos/trilo1/solo/boba.jpg

[SochBAT]

Space Cowboys!!! Thats AWESOME.

[kandyflip445]

And they get owned by jedi which are basically future ninjas with light sabers. lol

[SochBAT]

hahahah, never thought of that. Actually, its more like ninja v Ninja in the starwars series.

[HyperTek]

lets get the usual facts straight.. ninjas are usually relieing on stealth mode, lets not forget that they have precision accuracy and ninga stars.. and also know martial arts.. hand to hand combat, a ninja hands down..

cowboys on the other hand, have the speed of a horse to get them around, tho yet bulky traveling. Long range combat they have the advantage with rifles..

If you set a ninja out to kill a cowboy, the cowboy would never suspect the stealth of the ninja, thus allowing the ninja to get really close to do his attack..

If you set a cowboy out to kill a ninja, the ninja will be alerted a mile away from the *chiming* sound of his boots or the footsteps of a galuping horse..

How bout a G.I vs a samuri?? you gonna go fantasy battles? Patton vs. Napolean, Ceasar vs King arthur haha i dunno

[SochBAT]

Experience in closerange combat are Cowboys' specialties! BARFIGHTS!! Marksmanship would also be cowboy's specialty too. You couldn't be a badass cowboy if you sucked nuts at shooting. its like drifting with a unicycle.

And cmon, can ninja's REALLY hear a mile away? I mile is FAR. Too far to hear walking, not too far to get sniped.

[theicecreamdan]

Han Solo didn't get pwn3d by Jedis, he just worked for them.

Boba Fett was never pwn3d by Jedi either, he espcaped the sarlaac and went back to work.

[theicecreamdan]

cowboys on the other hand, have the speed of a horse to get them around, tho yet bulky traveling. Long range combat they have the advantage with rifles..

If you set a ninja out to kill a cowboy, the cowboy would never suspect the stealth of the ninja, thus allowing the ninja to get really close to do his attack..

If you set a cowboy out to kill a ninja, the ninja will be alerted a mile away from the *chiming* sound of his boots or the footsteps of a galuping horse..



you wouldnt HEAR a horse galloping from a mile away, you could probably see the dust cloud, but if a cowboy is riding that fast its because he knows where you are and is coming for a gunfight, ninja = dead. and I'm sure ninjas can ride horses too. But they wouldnt have the trust and skills a cowboy would have so the ninja still gets blasted if he tries to run away.

cowboys have dynomite too, they can blow shit up, and thats better than a ninjas little smoke bomb thingies. and a cowboy could take a ninja on a train no problem.

If you hear the chiming sound of a cowboys spurs, you are probably in front of a saloon and about to get blasted by his trusty 6 shooter. Sorry. ninjas cant draw swords as fast as a cowboy can draw his colt.

And they get owned by jedi which are basically future ninjas with light sabers. lol
Jedi are not like ninjas, sith are more Jedi like.

[SochBAT]

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/oozepix/ooze21.jpg

Vs.

http://images.allposters.com/images/MMPH/16723.jpg

[kandyflip445]

Han Solo didn't get pwn3d by Jedis, he just worked for them.

Boba Fett was never pwn3d by Jedi either, he espcaped the sarlaac and went back to work.

But Jango Fett got owned and Boba is a clone. :fawkd:

Oh yeah and historically, ninjas had more advanced techniques than their opponents. For one they would have a powder in a little tube that they would throw at the eyes of their target and then kill the person while blind. They used what they could and were very resourceful. I don't think a ninja would hesitate to use some guns if they had to against a cowboy. So the cowboy would get shot in the back. :wiggle:

[TougeRacing]

ninjas are totally sweet. they have jutsus, just watch naruto. when you watch it, you know cowboys got nothing on them hahahaa

[theicecreamdan]

Jango fett wasnt cowboy ish at all.

Boba Fett was a clone, but he was different than all the exact clones, and he didnt let no Jedi fuck him up.

[infinitexsound]

http://www.sega-16.com/Features%20Sections/Shinobi/revenge-of-shinobi%20gba.jpg

hands down ninjas......cowboys cant turn them self into a human bomb and come back to life.... plus ninjas can call on the elements for times of need....

[max_misawa]

lets do it like this
coboy movies world wide gross > ninja movies world wide gross
agian the american cowboy is the victor

also must gun fights were with in arms distance in the old west
close up hand to hand a cowboy would have a pretty good chance
i would say 85%

Max

[TheSquidd]

What you seem to forget is, why would a ninja go hand to hand with a cowboy? He'd more than likey kill him in his sleep or at the most opportune moment. That's like saying tank vs. person but the tank can't use any of it's weapons but the person gets a landmine. Person wins. You can't make concessions as to either side. A ninja, in any given location using the skills and equipment he would normally use, would definitely take out a cowboy with his own skills and equipment. The cowboy just wouldn't even see it coming. :bow:

[TheSnail]

What about a ninja with a gun?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/aaaaacopy.jpg

[420sx]

^ doesnt look right. no. ninja with a gun=suckage.

[theicecreamdan]

use of the six shooter makes you a cowboy, that ninja just went against all ninjas, luckily he's joined the winning team.

[SochBAT]

YAY, i just drew a picture to commemorate the epic battle of Ninjas and cowboys! Its amazing how much you can get done in 15minutes!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/soshit/ninja-v-cowboy.jpg Now gimme feedback on this beezy!

I also did this one, just to kill the time at work. SelfPortrait!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/soshit/myfaceJPG.jpg

[anyotherone]

So your an asian guy with only one eye?

Just kidding, I know it's shadowing for effect.

Dang... I wish I was asian sometimes so I could have cool hair like that. My hair looks like this:

http://www.corriere.fantascienza.com/imgbank/CINEMA/wolverine.jpg

[sykikchimp]

Cowboy > Ninja

http://www.sancho-asia.com/IMG/jpg/cowboy_bebop_big.jpg

[SochBAT]

And we all know once a moderator says something, its law!

[sykikchimp]

HAHAHA.. except this Ninja.. he's my hero:

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/urbanninja.html

[KA24DESOneThree]

Ninjas own cowboys own pirates.

Pirates are the lowest, followed by most cowboys excepting John Wayne, Vash the Stampede, Wolfwood, and Robert Redford. Ninjas will kill all cowboys but the ones who I named above. Vash kills everyone because his gun goes Chernobyl.

I haven't seen Trigun in years yet I still remember some of it. Crazy.

[ALTRNTV]

Ninja.

/thread

[Nan Desu Ka?!]

Ninja.

/thread

+1. please refere to my sig.

[420sx]

Clint Eastwood pwns all them hoes. Viva la Clint!

[SochBAT]

Your sig is right, Ninjas do > Pirates. But Cowboys are the top of the foodchain!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/beverly_hills_ninja/chris_farley/ninja.jpg
And look what happened to him, God bless his funny soul.