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luckie2hav3her
09-18-2005, 04:26 AM
ok i was reading the "neon" (srt4) thread of that dumbass burning his clutch on the track.... we all agree thats pretty damn stupid.... and as I read I also read

its not fair to stereotype all neon owners for this idiots mistake lol...$20 says a lot of the people on this site have done dumber things still dumb as ell none-the-less

so yeah... SHARE your stupid moments!! as for me????

Took off from my parents house, speeding down the hill (cuz i was pist at my dad) while at the bottom of the hill is a nice sharp left curve, i THOUGHT i slowed down enough, but i dunno wtf i did, i ended up understeering and hit a parked car (going only like 10mph or less thou), really freaky when ur trying to turn the car and it just goes straight o_O no bumper support? intercooler? koyo radiator? =( hit the corner of the car too.... ouch...

nissantuner22
09-18-2005, 06:58 AM
Hmm I guess the stupidest thing I've done in my 240 is assume the gas idiot light would come on before I ran outta gas.

kandyflip445
09-18-2005, 08:20 AM
The radiator fan shroud wouldn't come out so I used a little "persuasion" and it came out. Little did I know I broke all the tabs and shit that hold it on so it rubbed the fan. Now it has a big ass hole in the top. HAHAHAHAHA. Electric fans coming soon.

mrmephistopheles
09-18-2005, 09:03 AM
i did a clutch burn once too, but after I realized that it wasn't *tire* smoke I was smelling, I let off.
That, and I did ~131mph on stock-sized tires with stock suspension. whee.

Phlip
09-18-2005, 09:35 AM
120-ish MPH for over 15 minutes on I-85 on the way home from Chapel Hill one night about about 4 in the morning, hey, at least I was sober.

WILDACEX187
09-18-2005, 09:51 AM
wasnt careful enough lowering the car down with the jack after putting on suspension. now i got this dent where the sideskirt goes (forgot wat thats called) on the drivers side to remind me of my impatience.

nismo2491
09-18-2005, 10:09 AM
uhhh got drunk and took a girl out of the club and "talked" in the car... I ended up getting engaged to her.. stupidest thing I've ever done in my 240

WILDACEX187
09-18-2005, 10:26 AM
^lmaoo thats pretty dumb

Phlip
09-18-2005, 01:02 PM
^lmaoo thats pretty dumb
it is only dumb if he gave her a ring and is still engaged though... that is an easily redeemable offense

ThatGuy
09-18-2005, 01:06 PM
Hmmm, drove from NC to Pa in under 7 hours. Cost: Rebuilt engine due to 3 spun main bearings.

Then while installing my KG/MM springs the car slid off the jackstands and put a nice dent in the fuel tank.

meh, shit happens.

Phlip
09-18-2005, 01:13 PM
I win again, first was this:
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=30864
... which in turn, was caused by this (same thread, more specifically stated):
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showpost.php?p=439379&postcount=160

... adding up to the DUMBEST thing I have EVER done in a 240SX, AKA "what happened to that pretty blue Zenki?"

wootwoot
09-18-2005, 01:42 PM
Buying a failed project car was the dumbest thing

Andrew Bohan
09-18-2005, 02:38 PM
i was on an urban touge and dorifutoed right towards an oncoming cop. hmmm.

MakotoS13
09-18-2005, 03:02 PM
uhm so far its changing lanes at night and almost hitting a dark colored car cause that faggot at the tint plact decided i wanted limo tint in the back instead of like 20%.

Wei240
09-18-2005, 03:08 PM
driving late late night after some party long long ago, should've pulled over and rest but ran red lights and didn't realize it until my friend was freaking out...
not drunk, just dead tired/sleepy

91CRXsiR
09-18-2005, 03:35 PM
crashing into a mountain

rokmplutonium
09-18-2005, 03:45 PM
Driving with bald tires on wet road. Making a nice S

mistaanime
09-18-2005, 03:49 PM
drifting an on ramp.

luckie2hav3her
09-18-2005, 04:54 PM
crashing into a mountain

u wouldnt to have had a white 240 with a sil front end?? and when u say mountain u mean turnbull canyon??? i saw some foo do that thats why

KA24DESOneThree
09-18-2005, 05:00 PM
Probably getting sideways from getting playful with the throttle on a bumpy surface.

I tend to be pretty good about not attracting attention to myself.

420sx
09-18-2005, 05:14 PM
flying sideways throug an intersection turning left, at 4 am, while the cops at the gas station chatting and drinking coffee lookin at me and discussin if im drunk or if its worth the hassle..... come to find out those were my friends and they were of duty. lucky me. dont submit to peer pressure..... stupid fuckin moron. dont do stupid shit on public road!

midnight zenki
09-18-2005, 07:59 PM
This thread is way to timley and relevant...Just tonight I got off work and was a little pissed about having to stay late so I decided to burn the shitty tires on the rear in the huge empty parking lot I drive through on the way out. After throwing down huge plumes I pull-out satisfied until the cop that was watching from the corner of the lot rolled up and dropped the wreckless driving ticket on me. Definatley the dumbest thing Ive done in my 240 but we all do it and today was my day. :bash:

mjjstang
09-18-2005, 09:06 PM
wheres nitekids to explain his stupidest moment.

wootwoot
09-18-2005, 09:13 PM
^^ he is to busy trying to make bail

Phlip
09-18-2005, 09:14 PM
wheres nitekids to explain his stupidest moment.
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=90050
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=90116
... it has been explained to the best of the abilities afforded to him as one of the most infamous banned members

citizen
09-18-2005, 09:21 PM
taking impromptu flying lessons off a cliff.

ranisron
09-18-2005, 09:30 PM
I made a u-turn at the intersection, and I thought I had enough clearance over the curb... apparently not... made a fool out of myself. no bigge.

I have done many stupid things in my altima though... haa...

Nan Desu Ka?!
09-18-2005, 10:12 PM
thinking i could dori dori a 90degree left hander at like 35-40mph (sign said 15mph) with and open diff. i was lucky that time...the curb didnt own me, but the snap over-steer sure tired to.

zaneithan
09-18-2005, 10:21 PM
driving ex girlfriend home at about 5 AM in my first S13, fell asleep about 2 minutes from her good friends place, ended up going across the road up a slight embankment hiting a boulder and rolling onto the side of the road (thankfully), car almost flipped over but thankfully didnt

MakotoS13
09-18-2005, 10:42 PM
driving ex girlfriend home at about 5 AM in my first S13, fell asleep about 2 minutes from her good friends place, ended up going across the road up a slight embankment hiting a boulder and rolling onto the side of the road (thankfully), car almost flipped over but thankfully didnt

so say "baby i'm too tired to drive" then SPOON.

theicecreamdan
09-18-2005, 11:40 PM
and by SPOON he means, give her IDB.

umm my stupidest 240 moment must have been the time I drove from San Diego to Long beach and back with no oil, and then proceeded to try and race my friend in his El Camino. And when I heard rod knock I just pushed the car harder.

TheSnail
09-19-2005, 12:13 AM
After my second time in 10th grade, I almost made it by going to summer school. I had 2 days left, and the principle called me and told me that 1. I have been parking in the teachers lot, and 2. smoking cigarettes at school. He told me to get my stuff and leave. I was pissed and did a fat burnout in the teachers lot then went to the back of the school where people were eating lunch to tell my friend that I would not be taking him home. Two police officers came running from the cafeteria so I took off only to find a dead end and had to turn back. I flew by the police officers that tried blocking my way . I got home, I was still on fire, then I noticed I did not have my book bag, though I new it was my fault, it was an excuse to punish the principle for his actions. So I went back to school. I parked in front of the school doors and left the car running, knowing my tempered ass wouldn't let shit slide. I walked in to the principles office and told him "You need to find my bookbag" startled he responded " I told you to get your stuff and leave". I then told him " you made me leave and now it your responsibility to find my stuff" He told me it was not his problem and I told him it was. He told me to leave school grounds and I told him I wouldn't until he found my shit. He grabbed my arm to escort me out of his office, and when he did I grabbed him by the coaler and threw him in to the wall. He gets on his walkie talki and asks for security. I take off running, jump in the car, noticing a patrol car 100ft away. Take off, cut through a church parking lot, jump on the highway at 3pm doing 110 in the brake down lane not knowing if the cops still behind me. I get home, call a girlfriend and tell her I'm staying over for the night. Thinking I had a warrant out, after a week I only received a letter stating that I will be in the 10th grade for the third time around. That was one of the more serious things I did in my car while sober, but the ones that almost cost me my life, was when I would be rally driving through neighbor hoods, on rolls, or rolls and alcohol, or meth rolls and alcohol, or coke and alcohol doing 115 in a 25. Those were some retarded times, and I'm glad Im here to talk about them :)

PS: my friend that I went to the back of the school to let him know I was not taking him home was the one that got me my bookbag back, since we were eating luch and the priciple called me, I got up leaving it next to him. though I did not care about the book bag, I wanted the principle to suffer.

420sx
09-19-2005, 12:20 AM
^damn dude..... u need to chill with the alcohol bubba. but the story was great :D

TheSnail
09-19-2005, 12:28 AM
It was testosterone back then, then I got into drugs 2yrs later, then 4 years later I'm a clear seeing individual like I am now. (-)the alcohol

240coupe
09-19-2005, 01:00 AM
Well, mine was doing some donuts/burnouts in the school parking lot when it was wet right after i got my s12. Was in line to leave the school when the principal comes running up from the back parking lot to tell me to park it. He put a warrant out for my arrest and i was arrested the next week. I hated all the principal's at that school. Well im glad im not in school anymore until spring time.

aznpoopy
09-19-2005, 07:44 AM
going around a turn in fort lee; rainy day. overconfident. was going just a tiny bit too fast. the rear stepped out a bit just as i noticed there were people walking on the inside shoulder. there's no sidewalk, and i have never seen people walking on that road before. i missed hitting the person walking on the 'outside' by less then a foot.

srpowered240sx
09-19-2005, 09:49 AM
its about march in northern cali, so its kinda cold. i meet this girl at at party and hit it off, and early in the morning i take her home, we take a side road, i park and rail her in the passenger seat. steam the windows up really really good and then relax. i take her home and roll back to my place. the next day i go to another girls house(the one i was kinda seeing at the time) to hang out. we chilled all day, then went out to dinner. we leave the restaruant and go for a drive. i figure ill give the whole, take a side road again with a different girl and see if i can get a two-fer cause this girl hasnt let me hit it in the car yet. i park, but didnt realize we were around a few street lights, and we start goin at it. hot and heavy and all of a sudden, she pushes me up, looks me straight in the face.........and askes "who the hells footprints is on the windshield?", stunned i turn around and look, and sure enough, the bitch from the night before had left two smeary, but distinguished footprints facing up. now, i had just convinced this girl to let me get some in my car, and........wow, bad night, akward drive home, worst move in my 240. i try not to regret anything i do driving, just hope i can make good decisions while i am. my weakness, brawds, bottom line, i keep meguiers glass cleaner wipes in the car now.

aznpoopy
09-19-2005, 09:59 AM
^^^ LOL!!!!

great story.

lucky7
09-19-2005, 03:12 PM
that is classic. haha. OWNED.

TiNMAN
09-19-2005, 03:33 PM
hotboxed a quarter-ounce with 6 people in an s14. no joke! :wiggle:

SochBAT
09-19-2005, 04:39 PM
Push myself too hard too often. Boulder: 3, me: 0. Curb : 1, Me: 0.

But what can we really say? You learn from your mistakes.

1 88 U
09-19-2005, 05:35 PM
Drifting in a Church parkinglot

rainier
09-19-2005, 06:54 PM
heard a clicking noise from the back of my suspension for a long time and i concluded it was my HUB bearings. bought some used HUBS and swapped them out. put the car down and it still was clicking.

my stupidness was it was only my bolt on my RUCAs. they were loose.

AllenRPS13
09-20-2005, 01:24 AM
make a fast left turn in a rainy day... then spin...

m0rex
09-20-2005, 05:12 PM
I've done about every stupid thing you can imagine on my s14. The most memorable ones are hitting a curb straight on doing 40 mph going downhill. Doing some rally-x on some roads with rocks for dirt and ended up throwing so many rocks at my rear aero that it just got tored right off. Doing a 5 ft jump on my s14 going about 60 mph. Going fast and sideways on snow just for fun. - Never trying this shit again. Leaving my windows down all day when it was pouring. Doing it on my hood. My hood is so fucked up... this just happend 4 days ago.

Var
09-20-2005, 05:35 PM
The dumbest thing I ever did in my 240 was get comfortable driving in the mountains. The last 6 months of my s13 touge experience had too much e-braking, 50ft before the turns, and i was lucky to hit the guardrail only one time, and that was mid-drift. I used the guardrail to adjust my line and kept drifting.

theicecreamdan
09-20-2005, 05:56 PM
I've done about every stupid thing you can imagine on my s14. The most memorable ones are hitting a curb straight on doing 40 mph going downhill. Doing some rally-x on some roads with rocks for dirt and ended up throwing so many rocks at my rear aero that it just got tored right off. Doing a 5 ft jump on my s14 going about 60 mph. Going fast and sideways on snow just for fun. - Never trying this shit again. Leaving my windows down all day when it was pouring. Doing it on my hood. My hood is so fucked up... this just happend 4 days ago.


I did all that stuff in my S13, curb straight on is much better than sideways.
rally with aero is bad, stock body its fun.
huge jumps are fun, snow is fun. Rain in open windows is not fun.

I had no trunk lid on a coupe I had for a while, and it rained, a LOT and it filled up the trunk.

nothing wrong with love dents on the hood. haha

EchoOfSilence
09-22-2005, 02:05 PM
wasnt careful enough lowering the car down with the jack after putting on suspension. now i got this dent where the sideskirt goes (forgot wat thats called) on the drivers side to remind me of my impatience.
:hsdance: i did that on my first s13

BSPerformance
09-22-2005, 05:27 PM
jumping up ontop of my roof and rolling across it and puttin a huge dent the size of my back in the roof, lol my friend was gonan kick the car, I ended up bein the one to put a huge dent in it, now I have 2 small dents

speeddreamz
09-22-2005, 06:11 PM
Did a fat donut show at a streetrace, not noticing cops had pulled up. Noone alerted me that that was going down. When I stopped doing donuts, the cop car was 2 feet away from me.

Yeah...

MaD1337M3DRiV3r
09-24-2005, 01:32 PM
stupidest thing i did in my s13 was race a SL600 this summer, and a SL55 yesterday. Both times on the fwy, they smoked me until their speed limiter... after that i inched in front of them

Irukandji
09-24-2005, 09:16 PM
hmm....

came home late... thought i put it in first gear (didnt fully go in), ebrake was pulled up looseley beacuse I was sooo tired.... walk inside the house

20 minutes later...my neighbors call me and say I crashed into their car. apparently my car rolled down my driveway and hit my neighbors car... before hitting the car it ran through a lightpost and jumped a 2 foot retaining wall...

cleantune
05-24-2007, 12:02 PM
I did something very stupid when I first started to drift. I was in a neighborhood wit a friend, bored. there was a medium width s-turn wit curbs on the sides. I had just discoveed how to feint drift... so I thought I had it on lock. I drifted the first turn (very little angle and speed) going uphill and kinda did the second but then on the way down, it was game over. I started to drift the second turn (wet in some spots) when I went to countersteer I gained grip and nailed the curb. I hit the brakes and steered away from the trees. I ended up missing a sign and two trees. The A- arm was messed up and the airbags came out. Beginers luck haha

s13gold
05-24-2007, 02:12 PM
threw up....

msgkektn

89dc240
05-24-2007, 03:51 PM
Freeway on a donut, right rear. Other jackass(I'm the first one) comin up fast on a lane about to close, I swerved over to scare him into slowin down. He did, but I started fishtailin back and forth, about 7 or 8 times. I kept it together for as long as I could countersteerin. Finally I was like fuck it and just let go of the wheel. Spun a 180 and rollin backwards, put it in reverse(everyone stopped, like 15 cars) turned around and decided to keep it under 50 for the ride home. A mom in a van was like scared out of her mind and yellin "are you alrite!?!" And these guys in a truck come by givin me the thumbs up. Huge adrenaline rush. Huge smile on my face. And a quick thankyou prayer. I'm a little more careful now that the motors dead, lol.

unwed_transient
05-24-2007, 05:23 PM
i guess nobody noticed the start date on this thread.


fail.

kdashy
05-24-2007, 05:25 PM
I was staring at some girl while driving down a neighborhood and curbed a tire making a right hand turn.

Embarassing.

Matej
05-24-2007, 05:30 PM
2005 is back! And I drive without coolant every day, haha.

Unholy S14
05-24-2007, 05:41 PM
s15 front..yea

ALTRNTV
05-24-2007, 05:42 PM
The stupidest thing I have done... was to buy it.

:keke:

mRclARK1
05-24-2007, 05:54 PM
That would be starting my 5spd swapped 240 while leaning through the window, obviously without putting my foot on the clutch (I ALWAYS DO... except this once. haha) and forgetting it was in gear.

I went for a ride. :keke:

And my clutch switch is now wired up. haha

staygold24
05-24-2007, 05:55 PM
.... this stupid puerto rican bitch.

TheSquidd
05-24-2007, 05:56 PM
Fuck the start date. Quit being such hard asses. Stories are always fun to read.

1st 240,

-thought my rod knock was an exhaust leak. Booooom.
-revved on a civic when I was low on gas. x_x
-spent 700$ and a months work putting in a new motor and trans, took my car to mexico to a strip club with some friends. Rode home in the back of a pickup truck.

300zx,
-160mph with blown shocks
-let some guy test drive it when I was selling it, went along with him, he drove to some parking lot where 3 of his friends were waiting, they proceeded to attempt to kill me. The 3 guys punched the living shit out of my face, arms, body, while the driver got out his Mag-Lite and tried to crack open the back of my head and see what was inside. They drove off in the car and the driver got caught about 10 minutes later. He got charged with basically attempted murder, but he escaped to Mexico. Hooray.

2nd 240,
-drifted an off ramp by my house, an uphill right, only to come to the peak of the hill and find a cop driving the opposite direction staring right at me. I did the "white guy wave" and he didn't follow me.
-daily drove with aero about an inch off the ground, tried to pass some ass hole who cut me off on the freeway, flipped him off as I hit a dip and BOOM front bumper just slides under the front of my car. He drives past me just ROLLING in laughter.
-First drive in my sr20 I go like 60 miles from home, about 50 miles into it I hear a PING PING tap tap go along the underside of my car, figure it was a rock. Park at some gay ass car show, come back 3 hours later. Start my car, rod knock city. Quickly shut off my car (turbo timer has to allow about 5 seconds before it shuts off, longest 5 seconds of my life.), oil plug had fallen out.
-Took my stock efan cooled car, full of water, not coolant, to Industry Drift Day and spent the entire day completely overheating my SR. Let my friends drive it like 5 runs, 3 of which the needle was at HOT. I are smart.

ALTRNTV
05-24-2007, 05:56 PM
.... this stupid puerto rican bitch.Post of the Day.

:rofl:

Matej
05-24-2007, 07:11 PM
Also, I let a girl smoke in my car once. It has smelled different ever since.

DaPCWiz
05-24-2007, 07:29 PM
i was once really tired from work... like ridiculously sleepy.. and I was driving home. So I decide I'm so sleepy that I need to pull over.

I pull into a rest area - and park facing a guard rail. I lie back to rest my eyes for a minute.

I wake up, its dark, I don't remember falling asleep and all I see is a guard rail in front of me. For like 30 seconds I was flipping out thinking that I fell asleep at the wheel and hit a guard rail head on. Jumped out of the car and then realized what happened. lol.

ctm_motortrends
05-24-2007, 07:34 PM
I have crashed and saved 3 240sx 1 was not even my own. Had to break in my 415Hp S13 so I drove it on the street and freeway for 1000 miles now it sleeps in my garage (I hate this car) I take it out every once in a while everyone hates me.

luisgonz
05-24-2007, 07:48 PM
Got drunk and fell asleep watchinig a movie out side the club in my car. Owner of the club had to wake me up(He's my friend).:rofl: Was banging on the glass for 40min's.

eastcoastS14
05-24-2007, 07:59 PM
-let some guy test drive it when I was selling it, went along with him, he drove to some parking lot where 3 of his friends were waiting, they proceeded to attempt to kill me. The 3 guys punched the living shit out of my face, arms, body, while the driver got out his Mag-Lite and tried to crack open the back of my head and see what was inside. They drove off in the car and the driver got caught about 10 minutes later. He got charged with basically attempted murder, but he escaped to Mexico. Hooray.

^^ holy shit thats fuckin crazy....ive never heard of anything like that before, you gotta be retarded to think you can car jack someone like that.

wonkuuzenki
05-24-2007, 08:04 PM
Was going way too fast on an Negative bank turn coming over a hill.
Actually i was going as fast as the speed limiter would let me go on the SR. It was on a winding canyon like road and i was practicing my touge SKILLZZZ. i ended up coming over the hill and seeing a Monte carlo. got on the brakes but they locked, i tried everything to slow down but i just couldn't. THERE ARE ABOUT ONE CAR EVERY THREE HOURS ON THIS ROAD. totally shitty.Biggest mistake of my life. oh well live and learn...


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eastcoastS14
05-24-2007, 08:09 PM
I guess mine would have to be crashing my last one...my car sat all winter as I waited for one day when i could drive it. The thing wouldnt start in the cold so I had to wait and wait...seemed like the cold would never end, then finally I got one day in the last week of february when it was actually pretty nice, I had just finished getting everything ready for the spring and called my girl to come by, we went out and i let it rip a little on a street ive driven plenty of times. I shifted in high rpms the wheels slipped a little but there was still sand on the road so my car lost control and slid all over the place, tried to catch it and couldnt the passanger side wheel hit the curb and hopped over and we plowed straight into a telephone pole head on at like 40mph....totaled the fuck out of my car, no insurance, and I broke my nose and she broke a vertebrae in her back and got a metal plate and screws in her spine, it took her a few weeks to walk again, we missed spring break and all that but shes all healed up and doing a lot better

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azndummie
05-24-2007, 08:38 PM
^^shes still with you? LOL jk

eastcoastS14
05-24-2007, 09:22 PM
haha yes...hahah first thing everyone asks lol and thankfully her family was cool about it and her dad didnt try to kick my ass :ughd:

Ethix
05-24-2007, 09:30 PM
I bought a 240sx in New England and I didn't look at the frame underneath.

That was pretty stupid.

Oh well, that car's been sold for a while now.


-Mark

C. Senor
05-24-2007, 11:56 PM
damn what havnt i done in my car that isnt stupid....i guess the thing i personally consider stupid would be driving down the street and theres a bump thing from road repair they did. right where the bump is, is another street. so to aviod this this bump i decided to swerve half in the side streets and the gutter which is puddled water. so i came like 3 inches from the curb and a post. the stupid part was my brother and 2 cousins one 11 and the other 8 in the car with me. by far the stupidest thing i've done.....besides driving drunk burning out every....i mean every time i stopped i burned out...i was looking for someone but still stuuuuuuuuuuuupid. that was some good reading though through the other posts.

BustedS13
05-25-2007, 01:01 AM
one time i said "stupidest" in my 240.

SiI40sx
05-25-2007, 02:39 AM
The stupidest thing I have done... was to buy it.

:keke:

actually stupider than that for me is to BUY it, crash it, BUY it again, crash it again, FIX it, have it totaled.........



















...... but WAIT, I buy it ONE more time, then just sold it.....


















....... Im thinking of buying it again......

BusBOy
05-25-2007, 03:00 AM
cutting a semi truck during a turn.

GSXRJJordan
05-25-2007, 03:15 AM
Wow, there's some CRAZY shit... I love the "white boy wave", I totally use that when cops are mean muggin me. About 50% of the time, they just keep rollin and sometimes laugh at me, the other 50% they pull me and wait until after they've run all my info with me sittin on the curb before asking me why I waved to them. Ghey.

Dumbest thing I've done... wow... probably accepting some douchebag F-D driver's deal to work with/for him in exchange for parts for a season, then realizing that everyone in the world hates him, and now associates me with him. Ghey.

This is going to be a very interesting thread ~

DoriftoPnoy
05-25-2007, 04:47 AM
Driving with bald tires (steel belts exposed...). Popped on the 101. Managed to get from the first lane to the shoulder in rush hour traffic. Never again.

2ilvia
05-25-2007, 09:57 AM
1st. 240sx
burned out at busiest intersection in town then proceeded to do 55mph down mainstreet which is a 25mph, almost sideswiped a truck who seen me 100 yards away then a second later i was flying inches away from him.
(and i was dumb for selling it)

2nd. 240sx
drove it to school with no insurance, right off the cat

3rd. 240sx
drove fast on an unfamiliar road, hit a tree

Baka Sama
05-25-2007, 11:15 AM
Tried to drift Dragon's Tail. Flew off mountain, almost died, got 10,000.00 from it. Live and learn. Drifting sucks.

BOROSUN
05-25-2007, 11:49 AM
bought a automatic and then i understeered to heaven

Yuri
05-25-2007, 02:43 PM
Went driving in the canyons during a downpour.
It was fun until the rockslides started happening.
Blew a tire on a rock, forgot to bring an allen key to remove my covered caps.

Finally fixed the flat, drove down, hit a rock with the oilpan, gave me rodknock, blew up on the freeway.

That and entering HIN.

blu808
05-25-2007, 02:48 PM
accidently drilled a hole in the gas tank on my s14

Kaizen.
05-25-2007, 03:05 PM
Rear ended someone because I accidentally stepped on my gas while slamming on my brakes.

I would'ov made the stop but the dam Razo petals were too close to one another.

reaxion
05-25-2007, 03:38 PM
driving with a suspended license for a dui and getting my zenki impounded for a year... =-(

no slide
05-25-2007, 04:38 PM
^omg impounded for a year??how much did that run you??i had my motorcycle impounded for 30days and it was 1400bux to get her out. i cant imagine how much it would be for a year??

steve shadows
05-25-2007, 05:10 PM
hand job during fwy run

TheSquidd
05-25-2007, 05:18 PM
hand job during fwy run

Hard to drive with one hand?


:rofl:

eastcoastS14
05-25-2007, 05:19 PM
^^ yeah cause if you crash they find you dead behind the wheel with your cock out.....although they could also find you dead with your cock in a girls hand which would be a good way to go.....or at least make a cool story for your friends to tell

rican_nick
05-25-2007, 07:06 PM
119 in a 45.. slightly incoherent around 3am in the morning

cool cop.. let me go home :)

ms!3
05-25-2007, 07:46 PM
cut my springs like 2 weeks after i bought the car. yea. that wont ever happen again. megans are nice.

BustedS13
05-25-2007, 08:47 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k216/nerfdude/driftouch.jpg

Matej
05-25-2007, 08:57 PM
-let some guy test drive it when I was selling it, went along with him, he drove to some parking lot where 3 of his friends were waiting, they proceeded to attempt to kill me. The 3 guys punched the living shit out of my face, arms, body, while the driver got out his Mag-Lite and tried to crack open the back of my head and see what was inside. They drove off in the car and the driver got caught about 10 minutes later. He got charged with basically attempted murder, but he escaped to Mexico. Hooray.
That's so gangster, plus hood rep for youu.

rps13drift
05-25-2007, 08:58 PM
^^^word! i put my first fast back into a small river! I had to have my father pull it out with his truck and a chain. It was great explainig to him how i got it in there!

LB.Motoring
05-25-2007, 09:16 PM
stupidest thing ive done in my 240?


Drive it.

bardabe
05-25-2007, 09:35 PM
Drift an Off ramp.....

SiI40sx
05-25-2007, 09:40 PM
Drift an Off ramp.....

thats not stupid, thats gansta!!!

Howard92884
05-25-2007, 09:42 PM
Well I was going down I-5 in Washington just cruising at 60mph, then this dumbshit in an Integra comes flying by, then slows down and gets next to me and starts accelerating and slowing down trying to get me to race him. So I said fuck it let me try out the new engine (just finished SR a week before this). We take off and I got him by like 2 car lengths aoing about 100mph and BOOM my front left tire blows out and I almost slam into the cement divider on the highway. Well thats what I get for being dumb and racing on the highway.:duh:

SiI40sx
05-25-2007, 09:44 PM
Hard to drive with one hand?


:rofl:

hahahhaha posi rep

and steve stop lying I was the one driving

ZenkitonS14
05-25-2007, 09:48 PM
take a wide left hand turn way too fast when there was water flowing across the street from sprinklers, Once it got loose I braked way too hard instead of gasing and trying to correct it, and humping the curb aggressively:love:. Everytime I drive down that street I still see the black strip on the curb from my lip, haha.

RazoE
05-26-2007, 01:19 AM
blew my KA doing 100+ racing my friend's RSX coming back from Guppy's in Cerritos...







blew my Supra's engine a few hours ago too, so that sucks double...

eastcoastS14
05-26-2007, 02:00 AM
ha just thought of another one...in my first 240, which was a super shit box, I was coming back from a party when i came to a light, no cars anywhere since i was in a pretty quiet city....well like i said my car was a shit box and tranny was fucked up, the subframe would knock around if i didnt shift exactly right etc...so i go to take the left try and put in gear and it wont go...i keep fuckin around and its kinda slow creepin in 1st finally slam into 2nd the car jerks and starts goin...look up and theres a cop directly behind me, had to have been the only car for miles...I was shit faced.....he said it looked like i was havin trouble and gave me the whole illegal exhaust speech but ended up letting me go..if he had asked me to get out of the car i dont think i could have.


Also made the mistake of buying that car in the first place...i had plans to do an SR swap, but the thing had an ebay s15 front conversion, a fucked up tranny and subframe....and literally no oil in it...the oil light would flicker but i didnt think it was a big deal, my car shit the bed right in front of a gas station, I pulled in, they changed my oil and the guy said he could have fit all the oil that came out of my car into the palm of his hand......and oh yeah i got pulled over at least once a week for the entire summer

breakindrifts
05-26-2007, 06:47 AM
I once hacksawed my friends power-steering line, thinking it was the A/C line.
Was just trying to remove it and vent the R12, you shoulda seen the look on our faces when liquid came out.

KawBoy
05-26-2007, 06:23 PM
I once hacksawed my friends power-steering line, thinking it was the A/C line.
Was just trying to remove it and vent the R12, you shoulda seen the look on our faces when liquid came out.

I lol'd

fckinmsglngth

blu808
05-26-2007, 08:55 PM
BUTTS !


butts!

DOOK
05-26-2007, 10:15 PM
stupidest thing I've done to my 240















fixing shit that wasn't broken yet

qwikspool
05-26-2007, 10:33 PM
i tried drifting an s curve on ramp going up hill to a freeway, while exiting the drift i understeered. jumped a curve and left tire tracks on the lawn. it was around 11 at night going to work. bent my i/c, scraped my exhaust, and right side of the bumper is all jacked up.

Grendel
05-28-2007, 09:47 AM
Lots of awesome stories so far... Here's mine from when I had my S13

Stupidest thing I ever did... Invited a friend over to drink, he brings some tweaker with him (he bought the booze since we weren't 21). Towards the end of the night the tweaker wants a ride home (I'll be damned if I let him stay in my house :p).

So I'm driving the guy home, and we are on this long straight country road. Neither of the other two guys think to warn me that their turn is coming up. All of a sudden I see a stop sign out the corner of my eye, blow through this T intersection that turns into a dirt road on the other side. Now im on this dirt road going at least 50-60 mph, see a telephone pole straight in front of me, barely steer around it, and smash into another pole that was a little ways behind it.

Pole got knocked over, car was totaled (damage looked a lot like that white S14 earlier in the thread). Tweaker breaks his collarbone on the seatbelt, my friend in the backseat with no seatbelt on goes tumbling around back there, but is fine. I was fine, just shaken up a little.

I swore I would never drink and drive again, and I've stuck too it.

trybal
05-28-2007, 10:34 AM
2 weeks after my sr swap.. and "walbro" i was driving home at 4am, had a 1/4 tank but my gas light was on all day i thought something was just wrong with the light cause i had a 1/4 tank.. my car starts to stutter on the side of the road.. then dies.. I couldn't tell if i had gas so i pulled my pump at 4am on the side of the freeway...


What made it so bad is that about 5 hours prior i got a ticket for expired tabs and no proof of insurance "which i had"

bad night

moonshinekouki
05-28-2007, 10:42 AM
130 on a s turn rated for 40 ended up sliding the exit i shat my self

moonshinekouki
05-28-2007, 10:43 AM
^in canada so km/hr

jsuh s14
06-02-2007, 04:19 PM
hAHHAAH these stories are awesome.

during the first month of my liscensure
Lexus Is300 (my sisters)- took the car to the rose bowl.. had some fun, then took off on arroyo. (there was a UCLA football game going on). me, not thinking, speed through the 25mph residential area at 75+. I hit a bank, catch about 2 feet of air, and squeel the tires taking off. then i realize i have my friend in the car. police pull me over and ask if i know how i got caught.. and they say they hear tires squeeling. as i saw the police lights coming, i yelled to my friend to run out of the car into the bushes, and he proceeds to do so. the cops think hes tryign to run, so they get on the megaphone and yell at him to stay in the car. he comes up, then asked my friend why he was leaving.. and my friend said it was hot. hahahah. I got owned with a speeding ticket, and carrying a passenger. also, the cops were on motorcycles. the guy who wrote me the tickets bike would start. so the other cop had to push him for like 50 feet. AHAHAH that was funny. went to court, kissed the shit outta the judges ass, and just had to pay a 304$ fine and traffic school.

240sx- made a right turn on my block, and open a can of soda. it was shaken, so it spilled. so i think to myself. shit.. this is gonna get sticky. i start to wipe it off withought staring at the road. when i finish cleaning up, i just remeber seeing a truck. OH FUCK is what i thought. i hit the car, and i hit my head on the sterring wheel. i KO'ed for a minute and then got out of the car. his bumper rolled under the bed of the truck.. and my car.. ouch. lol

240heaven
06-02-2007, 04:28 PM
^^I'm the friend...buahaha that was the first thing that popped out of my mouth rofl :rofl: :rofl: :duh:

adrians_s13
06-02-2007, 05:44 PM
I drove off with the gas nozzle still in my gas tank... =X

downshift_sideways
06-02-2007, 05:49 PM
Got caught Fucking in my hatch by police up in the Berkeley mountains.

Upgraded to a z32 Fuel filter, Pulled the lower line off as hard as possible.
Fuel shot up....
Had a mouth full of gas, and threw up on my engine.

Rkesh88
06-02-2007, 06:31 PM
Got caught Fucking in my hatch by police up in the Berkeley mountains.

Upgraded to a z32 Fuel filter, Pulled the lower line off as hard as possible.
Fuel shot up....
Had a mouth full of gas, and threw up on my engine.

haha what did they say when you were doing it?

ImporteXBUILT
06-02-2007, 07:30 PM
Was driving ridiculously fast down a road, with a girl in the car, trying to show off. Going about 60, tried to drift a 90 degree left hand turn on an open diff and some bald tires. Ended up spinning about 5 or 6 times. I would've been so fucked if I hit any people or cars.

deolio
06-02-2007, 07:35 PM
Upgraded to a z32 Fuel filter, Pulled the lower line off as hard as possible.
Fuel shot up....
Had a mouth full of gas, and threw up on my engine.

lol!

yesterday i was leaving highschool for my last full day of senior year and decided it would be a good idea to go 60 around a sharp turn on a buisy road and spun my car, but luckly there was no one behind me or on the other side of the road, otherwise i would have been
fucked

ONYX S-13
06-03-2007, 01:14 AM
Back in like 05 there would be this STI that would always fly through the onramp on the way home from work (pretty long right handed corkscrew with two lanes).. So one day we're side by side and we both punch it up the ramp. I'm on the outside lane and all is fine and dandy till about 50 MPH then my tires begin to squeel a little bit, and midcorner there's a little bump... Low and behold it's just enough to upset my stiff rear end and I start fishtailing (bump caught me completely by surprise cause I usually take the inside lane). I let that go for about 3 times then i just pulled the e-brake and let the car do a 180.. I had a huge grin on my face but the co-worker i was car pooling with was stiff as a board.

I laughed almost the entire way home.. I decided to look at my tires and to my surprise I see absolutely no tread and like a third of the tire showed steel... After that I got some YOKO's.. Took the onramp at 75 with no squeel.. Never had a rematch with the STI though =/

downshift_sideways
06-03-2007, 04:39 AM
haha what did they say when you were doing it?
They told me to "Put on your fucking clothes and get the fuck outta here".
So I jumped in and left.

topsecretgold
06-03-2007, 06:00 AM
drove in the rain on stock rims with all 4 tires so bald they were like slicks and almost crashed...it was late at night and no cars on the road :)

civilized_drifter
06-03-2007, 09:09 PM
1. do a 360 on the interstate while raining on bad tires
2. put a silvia front end on and then swap back to pop-ups

bardabe
06-04-2007, 12:44 AM
take my friend on a WOT throttle run from first to third gear. passed a cop that was giving someone a ticket.... I was doing 180+ (km/hr)

PRADOgy
06-04-2007, 03:43 PM
racing a honda

upstate240sx
08-25-2008, 01:06 PM
stupidest thing ever in a 240,
Previous owner: so what do you think
me: it sure is quick ill take it, will you accept cash?
Previous owner : yes


1 sr20 swap later, what a money pit, but definately worth it,
stupidest thing was racing a stock 4dr cobalt , in the rain, maxing out the speedo on bald bald kuhmos with the steel radials clearly petruding on all edges.

edit:wow god forbid i respond to an old thread, thanx to the asshole that neg repped me, next time leave ur name

ThatGuy
08-25-2008, 01:09 PM
Wow, what a worthwhile bump to a thread over a year old. :rolleyes:

origin_s135
08-25-2008, 02:11 PM
the stupidest thing for me was the whole s15 conversion. i really rushed it when i knew i could have got some nice rims. now i regret it because i don't drive the car anymore. lol damn fuck it, i regret getting the car! :X

stiizy
08-25-2008, 02:35 PM
^^ Ya car is fire shit i'll take it off ya hands...

Well if my car was sold i would!!

enkei2k
08-25-2008, 03:13 PM
stupidest thing i did so far, get a b'way mirror for my s14, only to realize that it's too heavy and is constantly falling down and i end up staring at my rear seats in 10 seconds. and yes the screws are tightened...it's the ball joint that's being difficult. any ideas on solving that would be awesome btw

skylindrftr
08-25-2008, 03:47 PM
One of the dumbest things I ever did was attempt to drift a corner with no lsd and the battery not tied down right, now I have rust all over my hatch =X

LongGrain
08-25-2008, 03:54 PM
slammed on coilovers

me...and 9 of my friends from the team, 3 in the front seats, 7 laying down in the back.

draggin down the highway like a mini truck.

none of these kids are small either, all atheletes, most over 6'3 180lbs, one of them was 7'0 235lbs

nothing bad happened, it was just pretty stupid.

singlecamslam
08-25-2008, 04:31 PM
Hmm I guess the stupidest thing I've done in my 240 is assume the gas idiot light would come on before I ran outta gas.

Man i did the same thing, ad stupid thing came on when i stalled on the freeway. Bastard car.

Mi Beardo es Loco
08-25-2008, 05:34 PM
The stupidest thing I ever did in a automobile (not my Nissan) is a guy left his car in neutral in a gas station and went inside. You could probably imagine that the car rolled right the fuck out of the gas station headed towards a crosswalk across the street. I was in my dad's t100 toyota truck at the time and I swerved into the truck so it could stop. Luckily I hit the car with the front bumper of my dads truck and it was able to stop the other truck. Probably the proudest moment of my life....and maybe the stupidest...I don't know

And Phlip...I love the final quote of your thread
no other cars were involved. he owned himself.

edit: jesus H. Christ....I didn't see this thread was a year old. What a bump and I'm stupid for supporting bumped threads. May my soul burn in hell.

Cloud9
08-25-2008, 10:19 PM
spent 10K in parts for a 1992 economy car that cost close to that brand new.

s13dan
08-25-2008, 10:28 PM
forgot ebrake was shot, car went down my freindsf ront yard (steep ass hill) cross a relativly busy road hoped another curb and wrecked a elementry school fence. I wasnt even there. Went a total 150ft or so. No damage to car.

SexPanda
08-25-2008, 10:32 PM
sold it...

msglngth

nsn240
08-25-2008, 10:52 PM
driving a friend's 240 without looking at his tires first... then having to pay for a new 240.

Bubbles
08-25-2008, 11:40 PM
Bought it.

-Bubbles

Firestorm
08-26-2008, 02:24 AM
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3030/dsc06378jb7.jpg

driving hard with freshly swapped R33 brembos, came downhill at about 140 km/hr, then left-right s-corner, i brake (HARD), brakes lock up but i was already turning, car slid over all four tires, onto the opposite lane and i come to a stop standing 90° to the road. if the car had understeered i woulda went into the woods for sure. ever since then i enjoy my brakes with caution ;)

DataXUnknown
08-26-2008, 03:22 AM
^^^What a sweeet ass road! And nice tread marks you made...looks dark must've been scary.

Stupidest thing I've done to my 240...ghetto rigged every last part in it!

punk138
08-26-2008, 03:33 AM
simply put i ruined a perfect black dash because i couldnt roll down the power windows when i pulled the motor out. it was too late by the time i found out. :(

Tom25666
08-26-2008, 03:43 AM
i did a j-turn in the middle of a main road where i live; also got all 4 wheels off the ground on some windy country road in indiana; missed second in a drag with a vw golf, then on the rematch got pulled over by cops; taught many people how to drive a stick (i'm sorry clutch); hit a curb which wound up costing about $300; donuts, burnouts- good times

mkiv98
08-26-2008, 04:15 AM
keep putting off security and living on MLK then my car got jacked

I10cruiser
08-26-2008, 04:30 AM
had sex in a coupe. . omg that was so fucking difficult. .good thing she wasnt lazy. .i feel bad for the person that buys my car gets a supper rare dirty seat hahahaha

i mean com'on . whoo fucks in a coupe!

Firestorm
08-26-2008, 04:32 AM
^^^What a sweeet ass road! And nice tread marks you made...looks dark must've been scary.

Stupidest thing I've done to my 240...ghetto rigged every last part in it!

if you look at the marks you can see that i almost slid on the curb, could've messed up my front wheels and whatnot.

the funny thing is, i never figured out which mark came from which tire :D

i just remembered another stupid thing. last year when i still had my silver pignose with open diff and blown struts i did some streeto dorifto in an industrial park at night (it was raining btw.)...and there was this left hand corner. there was a semi truck parked on the opposing lane just before the corner, but i didn't see oncoming headlights so i went for it, third into second gear shiftlock, worked nice. mid drift i notice another semi trailer standing right on the inside just after the corner, so i panicked, slammed the brakes (stupid), the car turned about 160 degrees, the front driver side wheel jumps onto the curb, i'm still standing on the brake pedal, the car slides backwards and UNDER the trailer (the front part where the trucks pick them up, those are pretty low here in germany) just stopping 20 inches before the trailer would've torn my roof and rear windows off my car like a can of beans.

my front tire had a thumb-sized hole and the rim was totally busted (just stock SE rims, so no biggie). fortunately no arm was bent, at least everything looked fine when i changed the wheel the next day.

theronin
08-26-2008, 12:47 PM
my current FB pissed me off as i was shitfaced drunk and i thought it would be a good idea to punch my rear quarter panel. now i got 2 knuckle marks on the side of my baby. ill never forgive myself. :(

muddafakka
08-26-2008, 03:23 PM
Let's see...

-Wash my car. Every single time I wash it, the day after it rains. EVERY FUCKING TIME. It happened again yesterday.

-Drove with the e-brake partially up for about 5-10 minutes.

-One time I was lost and I ended up driving through the neighborhoods downtown full of cobblestone streets and speed bumps on every block. Ugh...never again.

-Skipped the toll booth a few times.

-Done over 100 mph a few times.

...that's about it I think.

bloodie73
08-26-2008, 03:28 PM
Uhm, it would have to be ordering 2 large carl's jr meals at the drive thru and forgetting that my car didn't have cupholders... I was in the car by myself.

It was a miracle I made it back home since I was halfway across town. :(

s14gmo
08-26-2008, 03:36 PM
Uhm, it would have to be ordering 2 large carl's jr meals at the drive thru and forgetting that my car didn't have cupholders... I was in the car by myself.

It was a miracle I made it back home since I was halfway across town. :(

haha done this a couple of times.

s14slidester
08-26-2008, 04:13 PM
lol these are some really good stories
well heres mine
i got out of work late on a friday night about 11pm was.i got the urge to just have fun in my s14 so i was waiting at a light waiting to turn left when this civic starts reving his engine at me soooo i decide to drift my car around him so while i drifted around him i saw red and blue coming in the opposite direction of me while i was still sideways. i thought i had time to maybe pull into this neighborhood while he went all the way around the civic. i gunned it into the hood and parked my s14 turned off the lights and just sat there when the cop pulls up behind me.cop asks me what i was thinking and i said well not gunna lie i was having a little to much fun so i thought i was going to get a wreckless driving ticket but then he said im going to give you a ticket for not having your flicker on while you where "having fun" he laughed and i did too
*my first ticket lol*

S13_Nightkid
08-26-2008, 09:30 PM
Uhm, it would have to be ordering 2 large carl's jr meals at the drive thru and forgetting that my car didn't have cupholders... I was in the car by myself.

It was a miracle I made it back home since I was halfway across town. :(
Theres a bootleg cupholder under the little change bucket... lol

things ive done??? Drive over 100mph w/ 5 people in the car.

Spend almost 1000$ on it and its pretty much STOCK

Drifted in an open parking lot and didnt exactly clear a light post....thats when i realized the ebrake was shot.:loco:

i still wonder why i drive this car.

majuljo
08-27-2008, 12:13 AM
not my 240 but my friend got high and thought he could manji and we hopped the curb...all in a residential neighborhood so he thought they might call cops and car wouldnt start so he told me to throw out my baggie. also not really my fault but this is my story http://zilvia.net/f/off-topic-chat/208686-almost-got-arrested.html#post2254446

HyperTek
08-27-2008, 03:23 AM
went on a date in my old s13... solid motor mounts and none functioning air sucked.. couldnt hear my date..

super240sx7185
08-27-2008, 03:37 AM
I bought a s14 with battery relocated to trunk. The guy took out his amp and didn't tell me the wire was there still, Meanwhile me, my gf, and my buddy was going like 70 down the highway when the whole car filled with smoke instantly (both windows down) I couldn't see anything not even passengers. I slammed on brakes slid sideways halfway on the road and half off for about 100 feet. I then jumped out popped the trunk only to find out my fire exstinguisher was bad, So i reached in grabbing burning wires and thankfully got them out in time. Talk about being scared too death lol.

HS13KLS
09-09-2008, 09:57 AM
getting pissed off at my girlfriend and throwing my phone at my windshield...
cracking it a little and messed up my perfect dash :/

but a non nissan stupid thing that i have seen..but its funny

is my buddy has a honda EG hatch and he finally swapped his h22 in it.

and did vtech in reverse, and then locking his brakes, sliding around a car into a parking spot..kinda ha

highwaystar22
09-09-2008, 11:00 AM
Decided I'd check out the new master planned community that was being built. They had one condo complex built and were starting on the eleventyjillion neighborhoods that were to be built. No one was out there at all. And the roads were still quite fresh.

I'm coming to a big 4 way and decide to pull the ebrake to do a high angle slide and go back the opposite direction to explore a subdivision. Mid drift I look out the passenger window to see I'm sliding past what looked like a construction trailer but turned out to be a Sheriff sub-station with GIANT "clay county sheriff's office" on the side of it. They lights were on. I killed it out of there and didn't look back. I didn't want to know if they had bothered to give chase.

I just remember the utter suprise moment of "WTF a sub-station out here!?!" as I was sliding past.

jskateborders
09-09-2008, 11:10 AM
When I first swapped my sr in, I took it out and gave my friend a ride to show off.
Two stupid things done
1. Went into a residential to show off
2. got on it on a road that "appeared to be long and straight, at night, That I had never been on
Result:
Hit a roadblock wall.
Feeling like a dumbass
Looking like a dumbass
fucked up my front end.

cisco240
09-09-2008, 11:26 AM
Had sex in my S14. 240's are one of the worst cars to do that in.

cserrano86
09-09-2008, 12:09 PM
On sunday I went over those parking bump things...Luckily I slammed on the brakes when I was at the very top of that mountain (yes, it seemed that high) and I reveresed the hell outta there. I felt so stupid because it was at a parking lot at Best Buy and there was many people in the lot...

BustedS13
09-09-2008, 12:19 PM
in 2001, i went for a test drive in it, and decided to buy it.

that's the stupidest thing i've ever done in my 240

flclsteve
09-09-2008, 12:54 PM
Had sex in my S14. 240's are one of the worst cars to do that in.
shits dam near impossible in an s13

ZenkiGTS
09-09-2008, 12:56 PM
shits dam near impossible in an s13

i had sex in my turbo fc... beat that.... now that shit was way more than impossible it was sooo much of a hassle i took the breezy home and heeeemed them all night

!Zar!
09-09-2008, 01:27 PM
Bought one.

/thread.

Shmex
09-09-2008, 05:31 PM
The stupidest thing I've done in my 240 could of costed me andmy best friends life.

So a couple months back I got the whole nrg steering wheel setup. Qr, wheel, and 2.0 hub.

Well my dumbass didn put the wheel bolt back into the center after lining the hub up.

so anyways, I've been driving like that since I put it on back in march or so. Then me and my friend decided to fgo to the saddle ranch for some drinks.

I drink and smoke some or whatever. Its time to go, and I'm pretty much sober. Were driving on the 101 to the 110. Well when I had to cross over lanes to get from the exit lane...BAM!!!! My fuckin sterring wheel comes right off going 75 mph....I hit the brakes, but eased on them. Then I grabbed the wheel bolt with my hand and squeezed with all my might trying to steer(wich is phsycially impossible)....and I managed by some sort of act from te dorifto gods, that I barely stopped at an angle on the side of the freeway right up against the meduim. Then I had to get my steering wheel back on and push my wheel everytime I hit a bump.

Needless to say. That by far is the worse thing that could happen I believe. And my friend is scared shitless to drive in my car now....I owed him for saving my life hydroplaning on the 405s during el nino....yeah that's another time we almost ate medium....

ESmorz
09-09-2008, 05:39 PM
Sex.

Half in the back seat. Half in the trunk.

Terrible.

Just terrible.

jbuckley
09-09-2008, 06:17 PM
hotboxed a quarter-ounce with 6 people in an s14. no joke! :wiggle: how did you get 6 people in ? thats cool tho

ESmorz
09-09-2008, 06:20 PM
how did you get 6 people in ? thats cool tho

I fit 8 in my s13 one night. :nono:

driven_
09-09-2008, 07:23 PM
I fit 8 in my s13 one night. :nono:

re-enactment picture requested.

jspaeth
09-09-2008, 07:36 PM
Road head driving on a not-so-smooth road with coilovers set at stiff and pretty much no rubber bushings left.

solid

flclsteve
09-09-2008, 08:20 PM
road head with a 5 speed?

Ben G
09-10-2008, 09:42 AM
I fit 8 in my s13 one night. :nono:

ya that sucked and those girls were lame stupid dustbunny

mkiv98
09-10-2008, 03:01 PM
keep putting off security and living on MLK then my car got jacked

still putting off security and it got broken into twice this week

MudRacer
09-10-2008, 03:42 PM
Blew the KA on my s14 while doing 135+ on the I15 at 2am with little to no oil in the engine on stock/bald tires and stock everything.

Z_Spool
09-10-2008, 03:57 PM
Swapping out my pads/rotors to x-drilled/slotted, my right-rear was being a major pain, and in the chaos of trying to get it all done in time to go to work I forgot a couple things. Got halfway down the street in my neighborhood when I heard clunking coming from the rear end. Forgot to tighten the lug nuts, and the wheel was sitting crooked. Hand tightened the lugs enough to get me back to the house, tightened them down and went to work. (late) Leaving work, while backing up my right rear brake was binding on something and I found it to be the caliper binding on the inside of my steelies. (only in reverse while braking though) Pull the wheel off again and realize the caliper bracket bolts had only been hand tight and the front bolt fell out, so when I was braking in reverse the caliper was being pushed out into the wheel. Bought a new bolt, re-installed the right rear, making sure it was all tight, and check all other 3 corners just in case. (they were fine, just the one that fought me was loose)

Moral of the story, take your time and don't plan working on your only car before work. :-/

drftrps13
10-06-2008, 01:03 AM
prolly stupidest thing ive done was sold my old s13 that i put so much time, money and sweat into only to sell to some kid that had no idea wat my car had and to have bought another stock s13 to only spend more money and have a bigger headache. damn this car.

SqueekyClean
10-06-2008, 01:06 AM
wasnt careful enough lowering the car down with the jack after putting on suspension. now i got this dent where the sideskirt goes (forgot wat thats called) on the drivers side to remind me of my impatience.


LOL! I did the same thing installing my Stance! I kicked my self in the face for that.

Now, I feel better knowing it could happen to anyone~ LoL.

SlideWell
10-06-2008, 01:21 AM
to my old s14, dynamatted it everywhere i could. $500 in dynamat in hopes of getting a more quiet interior. end result: a little quieter, but not worth the weight or money. i had the entire interior and trunk covered in the end. glad that car is gone!...kinda.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/PearlWhiteS14/DSCN4611.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/PearlWhiteS14/DSCN4618.jpg

Ninjabread
10-06-2008, 10:16 AM
Street drifting nearly getting hit / barely missing medians and curbs

Spinning out last weekend at the track, and clutch kicking 2nd gear from a dead stop.

haha, ya bye bye clutch

exitspeed
10-06-2008, 10:28 AM
Getting into a fight with a curb.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/exitspeed/Busted240001.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/exitspeed/Busted240004.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/exitspeed/Busted240002.jpg

turboboost12004
10-06-2008, 10:31 AM
i fit 6 full grown adults in my coupe...............i was driving around in tijuana, drunkeen nights lol

KA-T_240
10-06-2008, 02:01 PM
Street drifting....
Broke mutliple tension rods, Nismo Power Brace, 3 control arms, bent the tow hook, dented the "frame rails", and cracked a rim

160+mph on the highway.

luckvx
10-06-2008, 02:19 PM
pulling the ebrake in the rain and sliding striaght into a curb

Taj
10-06-2008, 06:42 PM
Getting cliped by a Scion on 130mph going into a metal highway divider with no airbags.

eastcoastS14
10-06-2008, 06:49 PM
not getting an inspection sticker and repeatedly getting pulled over which is apparently now earning me a suspended license for 60days in the middle of a new england winter....no car from november 11th to january 11th in the north east? YAY frostbite!

DALAZ_68
10-06-2008, 08:23 PM
canyon carved wiht no coolant

RIP rebuilt SOHC :angel:

OKR_240SX
10-06-2008, 11:30 PM
Had sex in my S14. 240's are one of the worst cars to do that in.

did that in highschool. I'm 6'3" and she was probably 5"8-9ish.. Both seats pushed all the way forward and my feet were hangin out the door


I'm torn between saying taking my girlfriend for a ride was the stupidest thing I've done. Rough ride, no radio, or AC. Got only up to 5 psi and she got scared, then I blew a intercooler pipe and she thought we were stranded and said a few choice words about the car and me haha. OR it was the smartest thing. Cause now I dont drive anywhere. So I save gas and get to ride in a nice riding car, with a radio and AC...

mondojackal
10-07-2008, 12:09 AM
stupidest thing i've done is probably preload just the front coils, then take it for a "test drive" and push it pretty hard. oh dear God the understeer was ridiculous. :ugh:


i dont see why everyone's complaining about sex in their car.

it's so easy in a 240. just sit in the passenger seat, and have her ride on you. there's plenty of room, and it's comfortable, and all you have to do is sit there and get fucked. :bigok:

rainier
10-07-2008, 01:21 AM
i put a civic bumper on my s14 when i had it.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9461/0528041726cu2.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3776/0528041725gj7.jpg

thats before i added some s13 sidemarkers and a front plate mount. rode it for a week. then trasshed it haha

10-07-2008, 01:25 AM
what the fuck?!?
Haha it actually fits ok lmao

Rode it with no oil :(

racepar1
10-07-2008, 01:31 PM
Locking the brakes in 2 different 240's. Totaled my red '92 coupe on a rock wall on mount wilson and smashed the living crap out of my pignose front end via a 3 foot dirt embankment followed by a 10 foot deep ditch on little tujunga (sand canyon). Luckily the front end was stitch welded and thoroughly braced so the chasis of my fastback seemed impervious to damage, the front bumper didn't fare so well though. I've got pics somewhere. Funny thing though is that i had a silvia front in my posession the next night and on the car a day or two after that. That's how I roll bitches! LOL! Seriously though I failed at braking for the longest, much better now though.

mondojackal
10-08-2008, 10:49 PM
i've locked up my brakes before in my car cause the dumbfuck in front of me stopped on a YIELD (turning right) when WE HAD A GREEN LIGHT... i had glanced to the left to check if someone was coming across the intersection, and then.. HEY! there's a dodge pickup stopped right there..

Crazian609
10-15-2008, 12:44 AM
Let a girl practice Drifting in a parking lot...... Cops ran in... I ended up with the Ticket for exhibition of speed...She didn't cause she has big boobs and denied doing it... And I coughed up saying its my car.....

The Pro: Fought the ticket and won... got laid the same night

rb25_s13*CHUKI
10-15-2008, 12:56 AM
I don't crash.. I'm too awesome to crash..

rb25_s13*CHUKI
10-15-2008, 12:57 AM
Hahah I wish.. I let my Gf take my car out with her friends.. Came back with a Broken Greddy trust dd exhaust..

s13boy89
10-15-2008, 01:25 AM
snapped my trans taking my sister to school

origin_s135
10-15-2008, 01:48 AM
snapped my trans taking my sister to school

i did that before, but i was going to work. what a pain in the ass that day was.

melikepaint
05-11-2009, 08:57 AM
one rainy day. i did a donut on some back road. some lady saw me do it and got ticked off. so she blocked me in this little cove thing, that i stupidly drove right the fuck into. she preceded to call the popo. i got out the car to talk to her and see why she was being a weirdo, and the dumb bitch just ignored me. any way i hop back inside my car and contemplate what to do. im not waiting on the cops, so i flored it. i tried to swerve past her and go into the grass a lil bit. my tires hit the wet grass and sent me right into this phone pole. luckily i bounced right off and kept going and got away. but once i got stoped i found out i fucked up my fender, headlight, se foglight, bumper support, frame, corner lens (i just bought).

yeah... im stupid.

enkei2k
05-11-2009, 09:25 AM
not properly inflating my old tires, ended up hydroplaning through traffic and messed up toe rod, and all the rear suspension on my driver rear side...that's stupid.

luvsr20
05-11-2009, 09:44 AM
i put a civic bumper on my s14 when i had it.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9461/0528041726cu2.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3776/0528041725gj7.jpg

thats before i added some s13 sidemarkers and a front plate mount. rode it for a week. then trasshed it haha

That's some of the funniest shi*t I've seen, that's awesome!

s13boy89
05-11-2009, 09:57 AM
i crashed in the mountains

lucky7
05-11-2009, 09:58 AM
been sippin' the haterade lately.

stupidest thing ive done IN my 240? i dunno about in it, but the dumbest thing i did was buy the SOB and spend an abundance of money on it. i could have put that money down on a small house.. oh well, live and learn.

that being said, im about to pull the trigger on some KW coils for the E30. when i said "live and learn", i really meant, "its bound to happen again." lol.

Coupes_FTW
05-16-2009, 03:10 PM
hmm....

came home late... thought i put it in first gear (didnt fully go in), ebrake was pulled up looseley beacuse I was sooo tired.... walk inside the house

20 minutes later...my neighbors call me and say I crashed into their car. apparently my car rolled down my driveway and hit my neighbors car... before hitting the car it ran through a lightpost and jumped a 2 foot retaining wall...

ive done this. thank god nothing happened to my car though. i am always paranoid about leaving it in gear and yanking the e

allntrlundrgrnd
05-16-2009, 03:17 PM
oversteer barely missing a telephone pole.

hegamiz
05-16-2009, 06:57 PM
Thinking hydroplaning couldn't happen to me... I shat bricks that day.

flip3d
05-16-2009, 09:20 PM
My biggest mistake in my 240 was saying, "I'll take it."

DALAZ_68
05-16-2009, 09:25 PM
swapping a turbo motor into it...lol

Farzam
05-16-2009, 09:27 PM
I decided i'd rather hit something and get a flat than pour coffee on myself

Drinking and drifting isn't a good idea. even if it's not alcohol.

DataXUnknown
05-17-2009, 12:17 AM
sleeping in the back of my gutted hatch with a girl. i had to be the "support" so she could be comfortable. it looks more comfy than it actually is. i thought that camel lump thing was a perfect spot to fit in the arch of my legs, but no, that thing just makes it so your back is in the most uncomfortable, bent, none-sleepingness position you could ever be in. Maybe it would be comfortable for people under 5'11". of course it was kinda comfy for doing other things though =) maybe i was just too focused on that, that it took the pain away! hahahaha

Ceepo
05-17-2009, 04:58 AM
selling both my s13's and getting my s14, i really miss them, or trying to drift a turn by my house, and a cop pulling me over, and putting me down twice for the same ticket(speeding and inproper lane travel) and having to deal with the DMV and Court getting it all figured out that it was impossible for me to get the same ticket at 6:45 and 6:46 at the same address, the same cop, and the same thing lol, fuckin idiots at the court...

rsibley22
05-22-2009, 12:02 AM
thou shall not drink and drive
thou shall not drink and drift
man i calmed down in my 240 though i did all my stupid shit in my el camino doing a hundred in a forty zoned s turn(just got sway bars lol) and a cop seeing it donuts in school parking lot and running from cops that was a bad idea but he threw me on the curb and a lady came out and yelled at him for police brutality and i got off scott free

mr.booie
05-22-2009, 12:53 PM
i was tired. and at a stop light. i was in 3rd gear instead of 1st. i got going then realized what i did and what that smell was.

ThatGuy
05-22-2009, 12:55 PM
thou shall not drink and drive
thou shall not drink and drift
man i calmed down in my 240 though i did all my stupid shit in my el camino doing a hundred in a forty zoned s turn(just got sway bars lol) and a cop seeing it donuts in school parking lot and running from cops that was a bad idea but he threw me on the curb and a lady came out and yelled at him for police brutality and i got off scott free

Do you still have the El Camino?

Because I think you left all your punctuation in the glovebox.
You might want to get that back.

hwd_ca
05-25-2009, 08:30 PM
I completed my swap with no luck of starting. It cranked over perfectly, timing was on the dime and then i realized hmmmm maybe my fuel lines are switched? And so as i went to check i removed one of them and POWWW fuckin shot of gas to the face..i Switched them amd voila it started... :)

MandTPhotography
05-25-2009, 10:08 PM
Gah....


Buying a built drift car after a stock SC400 and trying to take a corner you've taken many times before at 55mph at 65mph and then remembering halfway through that the car is caged with a very oversteery coilover setup.

Boost came on harder than I thought and I ended up sliding up and down the street overcorrecting and ended up on a curb facing the opposite direction.

Other than that...probably just street-sliding in general.

bizarke
05-25-2009, 11:55 PM
traying to show off my new set up to my friend I took a turn too fast ended up going off road in to a ditch and destroying my front end. The cops show up but by then I had gotten the car out the ditch so I got lucky and the cops just left. The most stupid thing I done in my 240 to date.

soreballz
05-26-2009, 12:20 AM
I haven't read any of the posts here, so I'm sure its already been said, but...

Stupidest thing I ever did was to buy the damn 240. Now I'm stuck with it. Ugh.

hOngsterr
05-26-2009, 12:23 AM
buying it,
lol jay kaysss,
but getting smaller size tires.
and getting it impounded for 30 days etc..
rest is history.

I LUV MY S13
05-26-2009, 12:37 AM
3rd day i got my car..decided to go in a big empty parking lot after it rained and go sideways a little..cop pulled up out of nowhere and impounded my car for thirty days..1100 to get it back

alindeman1989
05-26-2009, 02:13 AM
buying a 240 lol

soreballz
05-26-2009, 02:25 AM
3rd day i got my car..decided to go in a big empty parking lot after it rained and go sideways a little..cop pulled up out of nowhere and impounded my car for thirty days..1100 to get it back
Further proof that the current generation of 240 buyers/new owners are all drift fanbois.

pungkiteater_671
05-26-2009, 02:27 AM
trading my ubber clean honda hatchback with a vtec swap for a shitty running stock clean fastback =[

I LUV MY S13
05-26-2009, 02:59 AM
Further proof that the current generation of 240 buyers/new owners are all drift fanbois.

this was 2 yrs ago..and yes i was, actually still am a noob gettin my car track ready where drifting really belongs

hOngsterr
05-26-2009, 01:21 PM
buying a 240 lol


lol i said it first.

S13_SideWayz
05-26-2009, 01:48 PM
first week i got the car.
bald tires
summer in fl ( rainy )
come into a left turn. (open diff at the time ) gas.
" oh shit oh shit "
rear tire hits the side walk.
swings the front around
ended up braking lower control arm.
inner outer tie rods

tow the bish back to the shop. wait another week

napaKAliboog
05-27-2009, 01:34 AM
My heavy cousin and I see sawing my stuck s13 parked between the road and a deep trench during my younger "lets be super street stiff noob years"