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SochBAT
08-27-2005, 07:45 PM
So me and 420sx were chitchatting about books, one thing after another, then Mein Kampf comes up, Hitlers' personal log/book. We started talking about how we would personally treat 'lower species and whatnot. In a nutshell, the questions was "what would you do with a city of slaves/personal workers?"

We both came up with an awesome idea to isolate then from teh rest of the world, have them live in peace, and just tease em once in a while, ie, sending them D1 footage, blown/busted suspension parts, and whatnot. Great chat we had. Eventually, we concluded they wouldn't be so 'advanced' as we were, so they'd have wooden carts. The technical schematics of the vehicle in question are being drawn up as we speak.

The rear wheels would be giant see-thru mice running wheels, able to fit 5 people. The support pole in the middle of the wheel extends about another 3' on both ends, those supports would be our 'e-brake' powered by 2 humongously big slaves (more on this later).

Being as the wheel is see-thru, we'd have a hot naked chick posted on the other side of the wheel, with a dropdown latch to allow the runners to see. This is our "NOS" rephrased to STC, Sexual Testosterone Controller. And being a big catalyst that STC is, you have to finetune your runners so they are neither too horny, or too gay.

returning to the idea of the 'ebrake', we instituted a hot branding system used to motivate the runners to lock up the rear. Spiffy, isn't it? Wondering how a clutch kick would work? As stated earlier, the rears have support beams for the ebrake workers. lifting up the rear end, and locking their legs, the wheel runners would run faster, increasing power from the initial lift, and then dropping the rear back down. Instant clutch kick! So many ingenuities, so little time and slaves. We didn't get do handle the details of the steering, so i guess its the same old Rack and pinion steering.

No, we weren't high. Yes, it was a late night. boredom rules.

Phlip
08-27-2005, 08:06 PM
Okay, so you weren't high... Was either of you drinking anything?

theicecreamdan
08-27-2005, 08:09 PM
nothing wrong with being a little low making fun conversations.

Phlip
08-27-2005, 08:14 PM
^^^ Oh, I never said there was... In fact, excuse me while I go and retrieve myself another beer.

TheSnail
08-27-2005, 08:14 PM
That idea just might work. Personaly I would get it patend, before there is an over growth of slaves and an abundance of gasoline.

Phlip
08-27-2005, 08:29 PM
That idea just might work. Personaly I would get it patend, before there is an over growth of slaves and an abundance of gasoline.
Bullshit, I already run my coupe on slaves now, I wouldn't have it any other way

SochBAT
08-27-2005, 09:10 PM
How many slaves can you packing? Running rich with 5 slaves! I bet Fred Flintstone drifted with this setup.

Pank
08-28-2005, 12:28 AM
this would only work if you measured the shoulders of the slaves, and made sure they were exactly equal to the edge of the mouse-wheel.

I dont give a shit if you're a slave, that shit had better be FLUSH.

zaneithan
08-28-2005, 04:58 AM
Bullshit, I already run my coupe on slaves now, I wouldn't have it any other way

premium slaves or regular?

SochBAT
08-28-2005, 05:52 AM
Premium, hopped up on rocks. Increases the output from 5slaves to a whopping 10slaves! Gotta love NewAge drifting.

On a serious note, drawing this thing out is a bitch! Anyone else wanna give it a try?

420sx
08-28-2005, 09:58 AM
Okay, so you weren't high... Was either of you drinking anything?

yea i had a lil bit of vodka after i came back from work. :D

420sx
08-28-2005, 09:59 AM
oh yea, you forgot about the flux capasitors, its important

KoukiMonster
08-28-2005, 04:44 PM
shut the fuck up

ALTRNTV
08-28-2005, 05:17 PM
shut the fuck up

:bigok:

You guys were that bored? Fucking Cheat. Hahaha. I still gotta pick up that stuff from you!

clean
08-29-2005, 12:02 AM
or instead of all that you could just get the ball rolling again where Hitler left off, not a bad idea. instead of genecide and mass murder you could just enslave them and put them in a shitty place like........iraq or somewhere and make them count grains of sand

SochBAT
08-29-2005, 12:34 AM
But we were trying to be compassionate dictators! They'll have fun in driftin! We've made it a team sport!

420sx
08-29-2005, 12:46 AM
shut the fuck up

fuck yo mama nigga either drink dat beer o get off my porch foo! :x:

CaoBoY
08-29-2005, 12:55 AM
damn. racisism at its finest....pretty fucked up if you ask me...

broken_s13
09-01-2005, 12:31 AM
Racism is gay. But Nice dicators that allow drifting in wooden cars is cool.

420sx
09-01-2005, 01:35 AM
thats what its all about :) also wooden brakes and coilovers

Var
09-01-2005, 02:04 AM
i wish i was dictator, i would kill off 50% of the population.

420sx
09-01-2005, 09:23 AM
male or female?

Phlip
09-01-2005, 09:34 AM
male or female?
Personally, I would kill off males and the ugly/fat/uncomfortably skinny females

justinhustle
09-01-2005, 11:15 AM
i smell a big fat lock comin

and a pinking or three

o.O

420sx
09-01-2005, 02:07 PM
why dont you lighten up and take life humorously? after all, i might share the profits from my patent on wooden brake calipers:))) i just have to figure out a way to do the lines out of wood too

SochBAT
09-01-2005, 02:36 PM
Or a new innovative design! Human coilovers!

statik
09-01-2005, 03:18 PM
why dont you lighten up and take life humorously? after all, i might share the profits from my patent on wooden brake calipers:))) i just have to figure out a way to do the lines out of wood too

tree bark/hemp

ALTRNTV
09-01-2005, 03:19 PM
Human coilovers... lol

420sx
09-01-2005, 05:10 PM
hahaah. wheels made out of oak.... any offset u want