SochBAT
08-27-2005, 07:45 PM
So me and 420sx were chitchatting about books, one thing after another, then Mein Kampf comes up, Hitlers' personal log/book. We started talking about how we would personally treat 'lower species and whatnot. In a nutshell, the questions was "what would you do with a city of slaves/personal workers?"
We both came up with an awesome idea to isolate then from teh rest of the world, have them live in peace, and just tease em once in a while, ie, sending them D1 footage, blown/busted suspension parts, and whatnot. Great chat we had. Eventually, we concluded they wouldn't be so 'advanced' as we were, so they'd have wooden carts. The technical schematics of the vehicle in question are being drawn up as we speak.
The rear wheels would be giant see-thru mice running wheels, able to fit 5 people. The support pole in the middle of the wheel extends about another 3' on both ends, those supports would be our 'e-brake' powered by 2 humongously big slaves (more on this later).
Being as the wheel is see-thru, we'd have a hot naked chick posted on the other side of the wheel, with a dropdown latch to allow the runners to see. This is our "NOS" rephrased to STC, Sexual Testosterone Controller. And being a big catalyst that STC is, you have to finetune your runners so they are neither too horny, or too gay.
returning to the idea of the 'ebrake', we instituted a hot branding system used to motivate the runners to lock up the rear. Spiffy, isn't it? Wondering how a clutch kick would work? As stated earlier, the rears have support beams for the ebrake workers. lifting up the rear end, and locking their legs, the wheel runners would run faster, increasing power from the initial lift, and then dropping the rear back down. Instant clutch kick! So many ingenuities, so little time and slaves. We didn't get do handle the details of the steering, so i guess its the same old Rack and pinion steering.
No, we weren't high. Yes, it was a late night. boredom rules.
We both came up with an awesome idea to isolate then from teh rest of the world, have them live in peace, and just tease em once in a while, ie, sending them D1 footage, blown/busted suspension parts, and whatnot. Great chat we had. Eventually, we concluded they wouldn't be so 'advanced' as we were, so they'd have wooden carts. The technical schematics of the vehicle in question are being drawn up as we speak.
The rear wheels would be giant see-thru mice running wheels, able to fit 5 people. The support pole in the middle of the wheel extends about another 3' on both ends, those supports would be our 'e-brake' powered by 2 humongously big slaves (more on this later).
Being as the wheel is see-thru, we'd have a hot naked chick posted on the other side of the wheel, with a dropdown latch to allow the runners to see. This is our "NOS" rephrased to STC, Sexual Testosterone Controller. And being a big catalyst that STC is, you have to finetune your runners so they are neither too horny, or too gay.
returning to the idea of the 'ebrake', we instituted a hot branding system used to motivate the runners to lock up the rear. Spiffy, isn't it? Wondering how a clutch kick would work? As stated earlier, the rears have support beams for the ebrake workers. lifting up the rear end, and locking their legs, the wheel runners would run faster, increasing power from the initial lift, and then dropping the rear back down. Instant clutch kick! So many ingenuities, so little time and slaves. We didn't get do handle the details of the steering, so i guess its the same old Rack and pinion steering.
No, we weren't high. Yes, it was a late night. boredom rules.