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drifther
08-17-2005, 03:21 PM
http://samugliestdog.com/ this site tends to be unavailable throughout the day.. just wait it out and you should be able to see it.

(CBS) Last week, 14-year-old Sam won "The World's Ugliest Dog Contest" for the third year in a row at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, Calif. Sam is so ugly he has been mistaken for everything from a space alien to a burn victim.

"At this point, he's become a celebrity in Santa Barbara," proud owner Susie Lockhee tells The Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen. "But people who don't know him are pretty horrified. They're very horrified that I'm always kissing him. I'm very affectionate with Sammy because I think he's very beautiful. Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder, isn't it?"

Sam's pedigree is Chinese crested hairless, but Lockhee says there is barely anything typical about him.

She explains, "Generally, they're not this large. Generally, they have quite a bit more hair on their head, their tail and their feet. And Sam has about two hairs on the end of his tail, and five hairs on his head."

But there are certain physical traits that got him the Ugliest Dog title, Lockhee points out: "There's like a little line of moles running down his snout. He also has a plethora of blackheads everywhere."

The tiny dog has wrinkled brown skin and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

As for his eyes, "Everyone calls them zombie eyes," Lockhee says. "He's just become lined with cataracts in the last few years. So his eyes have turned sort of white and milky. And his ears have been described as little potato chips. He has these claws that my friend calls death talons."

To top it all, Sam, who's pushing 15, has a hernia lump on his backside, too. To put things in perspective, the first year he competed, there was no question in the judges' minds Sam was going to win.

"They said it was a landslide of mythic proportion when Sam won," Lockhee says, "But this year, he had a close call."

Above all, what makes Sam special is that "he's so sweet," Lockhee says. Of her four dogs, Sam is her favorite.

"I've never had a dog this in love with me," she says, "And shortly after I rescued him (I took him in as a rescue), I was diagnosed with cancer. I had to be in radioactive isolation, where you're away from people for almost a week. But they let me take one dog. And I chose Sam. And he just made that time so much fun. He's so crazy. I've just never been this close to a dog before."

Sam enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan, so he'll swallow his multiple pills. Sam is suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/urata/Sammagnetweb.jpg

SimpleSexy180
08-17-2005, 03:44 PM
thats sad......

RiversideS13
08-17-2005, 03:55 PM
i just pissed in my pant :eek2:

s13driver
08-17-2005, 06:28 PM
reminds me of resident evil... :-/

MakotoS13
08-17-2005, 07:03 PM
WOW. dawn of the dead... dog.

broken_s13
08-18-2005, 12:21 AM
Just kill it already. OMFG!! Has anyone ever heard of a dog being a virgin for the fest of its life. If I saw a dog like that I would run and cry at the same time.

smellslikecurry
08-18-2005, 04:47 AM
Whhhhhhat Thhhhe Fuckkkkkkkkkkk

420sx
08-18-2005, 10:49 AM
holy shit. thats one scary mother fucker

420sx
08-18-2005, 10:52 AM
freaking zombie.... scary

NismoDan
08-18-2005, 01:41 PM
It's the Crypt Keeper of dogs...

WILDACEX187
08-18-2005, 01:44 PM
i cant look at it directly, it hurts my eyes

carlos9984
08-18-2005, 03:32 PM
could make a good watch dog...???
its fuckin scary...

ICKY
08-18-2005, 08:29 PM
OMFG! Sam PwnZ0rZ! It's so cute too... such a beautiful smile...

infinitexsound
08-24-2005, 11:42 AM
what an ugly ass pooch

MELLO*SOS
08-24-2005, 12:13 PM
omg I thought, how ugly could a dog possibly be... Damn then I saw the freakin picture, that is a ZOMBIE DOG. No wonder he won teh prize

edit: and he's gnawing on his foot wtf haha... Now that's a fuckin scary dog. Good find, thread author

Tricky1980
08-25-2005, 04:36 PM
did anyone else finally ontice the like talons growing off his front legs!? it took me like 10 minutes to notice them because i couldtn look at the pic very long but holy cow! freakin mutilated freakish dawg!
jay

citizen
08-25-2005, 04:58 PM
i think its kinda cute~

wootwoot
08-25-2005, 05:12 PM
Some how Satan's dog made it up to the surface, SHIT!

speedgod^s13
08-25-2005, 07:17 PM
I'm glad that there are people out there, who care. But I don't think it justifies, her having to enter her dog, into the ugliest dog contest. Leave the fucking mutt alone, as if it's not suffering enough, from all the drugs, it has to take for it's sickness. She may really care, but she also, could just be loving the attention she gets. Makes me wonder, when she is selling sam t-shirts on her website. Trying to make an extra buck, eh?

undercoverdjay
08-27-2005, 09:19 AM
Yeah you love the dog but you're hoping to get it an ugliest dog award. Why not one up yourself and others and show off some freakish ability it has to jump buses or something, give the dog some pride, and maybe people will want to breed it and it'll finally get laid

Ghettokracker71
08-27-2005, 11:33 PM
Oh my fucking god...

TougeRacing
08-28-2005, 01:36 AM
what a sick ass dog to own!! I want one!!! that be soo sweet to own

SochBAT
08-28-2005, 01:44 AM
That would eventually turn into some good jerky.

420sx
08-28-2005, 10:25 AM
still..... its one scary motha....

theicecreamdan
08-28-2005, 07:53 PM
those talons are CRAZY wtf... I want an ugly pet.

docrice
08-28-2005, 08:34 PM
Nevermind the poor dog, good luck getting yourself laid with a dog like that...yikes.

MakotoS13
08-29-2005, 09:20 PM
i think its kinda cute~


i would expect no less from you.

No Motiv
08-30-2005, 11:35 AM
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!!!! That Sooooo Scary!!

Kill It!