Roomate from hell

[FaLKoN240]

Roomate From HELL (http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm)

This story is nothing short of incredible, I think it's a true tail of patience at its best.

There is some swearing, and it is a lengthy read, nothing that Zilvians shouldn't be tolerable of.

I personally think that the funniest part is about him getting punched in the face, and stomach after his roomie lost in a video game.

So, grab some :drama: and enjoy!

[Ritz S14]

Haha I read that last night.. great read!

[Yoshi]

omg.
And I thought my roomate my freshman year was bad...
he was mentaly unstable from too many foreign objects piercing his skull.
Shit u not, he had more stories about 16D nails in his head, an incident with a railroad spike, a treehouse trapdoor, and his car's turnsignal arm (tho that one was jammed into his leg).

Got nuthin on the poopdemon tho.... thank god.

[mrmephistopheles]

awesome.
Someone buy me an account at SA damnit.

[240trainee]

That is the most insane thing I have ever read.

[Var]

1- tie down roomate
2-shit on his face
3-allow time for flies to lay eggs
4-take pictures

[revat619]

that story was awesome! nice find! :bow:

[Sil Beer S13]

holy crap i would have gone to jail for killing him and burning his remains after i shat on him.

[Al_S14]

holy shit! i have had 4 roomates and never anything close to that.
you guys should read teh whole thing took me like 40 mins but it is pretty funny... he paints a good picture

[sncs14]

WOW, that makes my old roomies sound like saints. holy shit :loco:

[TheSnail]

That was a great story Falkon! It took me 1.5hrs to read but it was worth it. I wish he really did kidnap his gf. I wanted to see him get in a bunch of crap. That is one of the most bizarre stories I have seen. 10+

[FaLKoN240]

Haha, thanks I like posting good stuffs here.

[dannyboi]

I've noticed alot of wealthy kids in college are very dirty... what gives? I'm poor as hell but I still try to be clean.

[SochBAT]

MORE! FUCK, i was rolling when i read it. Castle of Evil. And Feces.

[importnut]

The two things that got me rolling through that long as story were:

"I think he was taking s**** in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna."

and:

"...bludgeoning her to death with a tuba."

If they ever made a movie of this, I would go see it. Damn was that sick/funny!

[bp057]

I agree with Importnut, that needs to be a movie. I wanna see the rc car, door lock in action. Good stuffs

[Jumpman-Z]

I'm at work right now, so I can't read it. I read some of it, but I had to stop, or I was going to bust out laughing loud as hell. I can't wait to get home and finish reading this.

[infinitexsound]

read the whole thing, fukn psycho....... thank god that didnt happen to me.. poor guy.. went bizzaro.... i guess this is what it means when they say.. crack kills...

[infinitexsound]

DELETE DUPI POST

[Sanchi]

OMFG i cant believe i just sat here and read that long ass story!!!! But i have to say that was one hell of a crazy story.. Great read non the less hahah WTF!!

[FaLKoN240]

I never thought of it being a movie, but that would be pretty cool. . .

[Hondamatic]

The Dude Was Possessed By The Deval

[24Zero]

OMFG! If that is a true story, Jed has to be insane. If its not a true story then dude has one hell of an imagination!
:wtf:

[aznpoopy]

the 'wtf' factor is so high, i can't believe someone could sit around and make this shit up

[Pank]

I remember when that was posted, I think the guys name was Martin Random. Anyway, he got his own smily after that.

[jdm538]

that was the trippiest thing i have ever heard. damn!

[420sx]

yea.... i cant really say i call bullshit, but i think alot is exagurated. like "walked in my roomed punched me in the stomach" and homeboy did nothing??? come on wtf. beat his ass against the wall. all i gotta say that guys is an IDIOT and PUSSY to put up with shit (hahaha yea shit) like that. i mean come on, wheres the common sence there??? why did he have to keep living there?? why not put the dude back in his place when he goes nuts? wtf..... wtf

[ohnobigtdawg]

wow long long story.... thanks man.. it killed like 30 mins of my life at work.. ahhaha now my coworkers are reading it

[zero.counter]

Interesting story...to say the least.

[sunnys14]

how can anyone tolerate that crap?

[Sil-Abc]

u fail in life. STOP BRINGING UP OLD THREADS FROM LAST YEAR! neg rep

[-usmd-180sx]

he was basically living there for nothing, plus he was a student at the time. And it seems to me that this was a big portion of his social life. LOL anywho, great find, and somethingawful always has good things to read about. Did anyone catch what city and state this occured in?

[FaLKoN240]

Awwwww my old thread. . .from last year. :D