My personal vendeta against cops

[DJPimpFlex]

Cops are the biggest fucking waste of time. I'm sorry if there here to serve and protect but they just dont give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves. I live above a bar in norcal and I know its not the safest place to keep a highly modified car but I do my best. A druck guy about 10 minutes ago went to pee on my car and I yelled at him to stop and that I would call the cops if he didnt stop. Well he was being an ass and said to do it so I did. The ass fucker cops arrive on the scene a minute or 2 later and the guy has now gone back inside the bar. I went down to talk to the ass fucker and get no fuckin help. I said that I was the one who made the call. He said, "what do you want me to do?" I was like go talk to him or something and hes like, "why? what do you want me to do, wash your car?" At that point I told him to get the fuck out of here becuase he was wasteing my time. Ass fucker have nothing better to do and he cant even help me with my little problem. FUCK THAT!! Thats all I have to say.

[ALTRNTV]

Someone had a bad day...

I found it funny that he peed on your car. I would hate to live near a bar, all sorts of things can happen. About that cop, you could have gotten his name and badge number and report him to his Department and say that he wasn't of any help. But instead, you bash all the cops. :ghey:

[91CRXsiR]

2 mistakes...

1 u didnt kick the shit out of the guy whos pissing on ur fucking car.. at the very least hose off the car w/ the guy standing there

2 u called the fucking cops? what the hells the matter w/ you?

[mrmephistopheles]

Cop didn't do anything because a.) you're the only witness b.) he didn't see it happen c.)it's piss. it washes off with water. he has better shit to do.
If anything, you shoulda started pissing on the dude while he was pissing on your car, and asked him how much he liked it.

[mrmephistopheles]

PS. Oh shit. Just remembered last night. I thought that was a Probe.
My bad.

[kuramaya]

funny, i live about 50 ft from an izakaya and one night while i am smoking in my back yard there is a guy pissing next to my car, but in the bush...see Japanese wouldnt have the lack of class to piss on someones car...He saw me and waved...I waved back...
now if he was pissing on my car...well I woulda

[kandyflip445]

I'd beat someone down for peein on my car. But why go and insult all cops? Judging by your post I bet you were an ass to the cop. That won't get you anywhere.

[sepulchral]

once i was in a mcdonalds off of route 60 and some redneck guy walking up to the door with his friends hawked a lugie in on my side fender and 5 minutes later he was spitting blood lying on the pavement and his friends just stood there like pussies....

my advice, stand up for yourself and your pride and joy (car)

[toreno]

you shoulda glocked the dude in the face, and then push all his homies harlys over to make a domino effect.

[infinitexsound]

pee in a cup and tap him on the shoulders while hes pissin and throw it in his face and yank his pants down so he just falls over... get in ur car and drive away...........

[MakotoS13]

wow, the guy did no actual damage and you're whining on the internet becuase you showed your arse to a cop.

brilliant.

[DJPimpFlex]

I'm just venting fustration. Cops have never done anything good for me, so fuck them. Every interaction with them has either led to them fucking me finacinally or them just being ass holes. Dont like my post, fuck off, whatever.

[MakotoS13]

kid, cops protect your very existence every day of your life and you don't even know it. being ignorant doesn't make you a jackass... speaking despite your blindness does.

[kandyflip445]

kid, cops protect your very existence every day of your life and you don't even know it. being ignorant doesn't make you a jackass... speaking despite your blindness does.

Good post.

[270R]

I would not said anything and gone up behing the guy and tazed his ass while he is peeing then used my belt an whacked em in the face.

[Jonnie Fraz]

kid, cops protect your very existence every day of your life and you don't even know it. being ignorant doesn't make you a jackass... speaking despite your blindness does.
You know I do not usually agree with your point of view, but you are right.
Good post

[kenshinS14sks]

hey why is that guy above me a premium member, while im jus a leaky injector???

[smellslikecurry]

hey why is that guy above me a premium member, while im jus a leaky injector???


probably because you are a useless newbie that makes usless and random posts....





...or because...he paid 10 bucks to be a premium member


its on the first damn page of the site i dont get why people dont see it :rl:

[jOeHaCk98]

Buy a paintball gun and shoot him in the cock.. He will never piss on a car again. BTW. I can sell you a new paintball gun that shoots 17 balls a second for 230 bucks if u like.. brand new smartpart ion.. Put 17 balls on him..

[Phlip]

hey why is that guy above me a premium member, while im jus a leaky injector???
Because premium membership doesn't come with post count, maybe?

[U12Bluebird]

kid, cops protect your very existence every day of your life and you don't even know it. being ignorant doesn't make you a jackass... speaking despite your blindness does.

Not always.

[trsilvias13]

just pee on him, since cop come do anything about it anyways haha

[S14DB]

do you really mean "vendeta?" Are you going to go start pissing on cop cars?

[blaze1]

yea i cop beat me down and mased me in front of my home house because i was "stripping" my own car, i got the charges droped, the only reason why i sued is because i did assult him lol.

[that180guy]

I'm just venting fustration. Cops have never done anything good for me, so fuck them. Every interaction with them has either led to them fucking me finacinally or them just being ass holes. Dont like my post, fuck off, whatever.


:werd: :werd: :werd:
especially in the bay area bro. where u located at?
i got pulled over in walnut creek 2 days ago, leaving my homeboys house at 9ish pm after we got sum food after we did sum maintence our buddies CA. u wanna know what the cop said to me?
"oh, we know you kids are home from college, and were just steping up on random sobriety test?" is that even legal? fuckin pig asked me if i had anything to drink 4 times!!! and....my answer isnt gonna change to yes god damnit!
pigs love to hassel you wen your young and "fit the discription"

and dont give me this bs about cops upholding the law, protecting me from blah blah blah blah..:mephfawk: ..yeah some of them do....but for the most part, like 99.99999999999% they havent done shit for me or anybody i know. my buddy workin at SFO as a security gaurd does more work "to keep us safe" then ive ever seen a pig do.
ive got plenty of stories to tell...and soo do my friends

[FRpilot]

pig stories!!! hooray! what does simon do? haha

[*NismoS13*]

No offense but Police Officers generally do have more important things to worry about rather than someone urinating on your car. What did you want them to do? Give him a slap on the wrist?

Here's some advice - move.

-Adam *oink oink*

[ryan hagen]

" public urination" ticket around her is a 100+ $ i think, a couple of my friends used to get tickets for disorderly conduct witha vehcle(parking lot practice) and exhaust and stupid stuff, so the cops here started giving them disorderly conduct tickets, no points, cause they just drove without Drivers license's, and the fine was $100 more, so i guess that worked out. in my encounters, state patrol sucks, they nit pick every thing, county cops are better, and city cops is like 50/50 some cool, some think they are robo cop around here, not that cool.

[idlafie]

Cops are the biggest fucking waste of time.
Posts like this just crack me up!! hahahahahaha...
I'm sorry if there here to serve and protect but they just dont give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves.
Do you blame them?? A public that hates them, ACLU always harrasing them, district attorneys that don't want to file their cases and judges willing to dismiss all charges at the drop of a hat.
I live above a bar in norcal and I know its not the safest place to keep a highly modified car but I do my best. A druck guy about 10 minutes ago went to pee on my car and I yelled at him to stop and that I would call the cops if he didnt stop. Well he was being an ass and said to do it so I did.
Hahaha...I love this part....He's being an ass...Jeez...like you're a saint when you're drunk?? When will you EVER learn...NEVER EVER challenge a person when he's/she's drunk....They'll only call you on it!!!
The ass fucker cops arrive on the scene a minute or 2 later and the guy has now gone back inside the bar. I went down to talk to the ass fucker and get no fuckin help. I said that I was the one who made the call. He said, "what do you want me to do?" I was like go talk to him or something and hes like, "why? what do you want me to do, wash your car?"
You were like...go talk to him or something?? In other words you were pissed off cuz somebody pissed on your car & you wanted the cop to go into a barroom full of people that are probably drunk & that probably don't like cops and You wanted him, (the cop) to go talk to the drunk...No wonder the cop said "Why?"
At that point I told him to get the fuck out of here becuase he was wasteing my time.
Hmmm...WHO's wasting WHOSE time?? Obviously YOU didn't pay any attention in your high school civics class. Next time you accuse somebody of something have the PROOF to back it up...It's called a video camera...get one......cuz guess what?? You living above a bar is gonna result in your car getting WIZZED on every friggin weekend!!!
Ass fucker have nothing better to do and he cant even help me with my little problem. FUCK THAT!! Thats all I have to say.
This one cracks me up the most....why the hell should the cop help you with YOUR little problem?? You challenged a drunk person & he called you on it?? The cop has PLENTY of other shit to do than deal with a crybaby who's made cuz his car got pissed on!! GROW THE HELL UP!!! You LIVE above a bar....people are gonna get drunk....your car IS gonna get WIZZED on YOU IDIOT!!!!....Don't bother calling the cops unless you have proof ON VIDEO!!!...stop wasting their time...

Oh...and as to your later comment.....
Dont like my post, fuck off, whatever.
MakotoS13 & NismoS13 are right....you're an idiot!!!

Voicing MY opinion...isn't that what makes America so great??....
ID
PD Crime Scene Tech....

[nismo2491]

it's been said 1000 times already, but makoto, and the guy above me, are all right man.. what the hell did you expect the cop to do, go tell the guy he's a jerk. he said she said doesn't stand up int he court of law. 1 vs 1 = nothing. it won't hold up, you were wasting everybody's time with this. get over it, park your car somewhere else.

[TheSnail]

Do you guys not know how to fight? Drill the mother fucker, and have the cops come for a reason after you left. I handle my problems on my own. I shiver when ever I see a patrol car. I cant stand Cops, they have have done nothing for me other then send me to jail and tickets. When living in D-town NC they even took my gf to tell I was not a "good person" and gave her advise. Fuck that, they need to fuck off. When they know your upto something but cant prove it, they fuck you over as much as possible. They still stop infront of the driveway once or twice a month, just to make a point, even though I got out the game 1.5 years ago. They need to fuck off, I'm in school now so that should give them the initiative that Im doing better for myself. On the side note: All you need is a GED to be a cop, with the massive 25k salary, which puts you at plankton in the food chain. Hence most of them being a dick because the have the authority.

[ALTRNTV]

I really hope that when you REALLY need a cop next time, that no one will show up. Then you can eat back all your words.

[mrmephistopheles]

When they know your upto something but cant prove it, they fuck you over as much as possible. They still stop infront of the driveway once or twice a month, just to make a point, even though I got out the game 1.5 years ago.

Sounds to me like they had just cause to be suspicious of you and question your activities. Dunno what 'game' you were in, but it doesn't sound all that legal.
As far as them still coming by, it's not their job to keep track of what you're doing with your life, and generally, bad people don't change their behavior.
(not saying you're a bad person, by all the information I've been provided *with the excepting of the 'answering the door with a weapon' incident*, you're not a bad guy. Plus you do great clean swaps and love the 240 community! :D

[TheSnail]

^^ That was heart warming:) Thanks. I left all the illegal stuff alone. I had enough, I grew up, I still fear cops, but maybe one day, I will feel at ease when I see one:)



I really hope that when you REALLY need a cop next time, that no one will show up. Then you can eat back all your words.


When will I need one? I'm more strapped then their PD.

[ALTRNTV]

I was talking to the threadstarter. Now to think of it, I'm also talking to you. People can bash cops all they want, but when something goes bad, or if an emergency happens, I wonder who they'll call.

Cops risk their lives everyday to protect you ungrateful lowlives.

[TheSnail]

Yeah... I still think a cop is more of a lowlife then the future of 80% of the people on Zilvia. I thought you were talking to me, my apologies. But then again you added me, so I have to ask: what possible emergency can a cop do that I can not?

[ALTRNTV]

Alot of you act like you guys are so tough and that you can handle any situation by yourselves. I can't wait for the day that you guys eat your words.

[*NismoS13*]

On the side note: All you need is a GED to be a cop, with the massive 25k salary, which puts you at plankton in the food chain. Hence most of them being a dick because the have the authority.

Whoa there buddy, what cops have you talked to?

In Delaware, to become a state cop you need either a two year degree and two years of military or a full four year degree. You also start around 50k a year, not 25. With overtime a lot of guys are making closer to 80k. Delaware is about average I'd say, so where in the world did you get your info from? You sure you didn't just talk to some local mall rent-a-cops?

Besides, even if being a cop made me 20k I'd still do it. Why? Because it's always been my dream job. It's not about the money to me...

Also, don't assume all cops are "dicks." That's totally false information also. Most of them are probably just like you guys...

-Adam

[TheSnail]

Start at 50k? sure... Its not a bad Job, but you have to deal with a bunch of BS. I wanted to be a Cop when I was a kid. My best friend's dad was on the swat team, and he got 45k yearly for being on the force for 20 years, and after busting his ass for 15yrs he was chosen for swat. It seems fun, but it is not payed enough in NC or GA hence the cop strike's two years ago here in Atlanta. It may be diff there, I dont know.

[Integral]

you're from norcal...into punk? if so...listen to millions of dead cops...they're great.

but there are a few cops that actually do their civic duties...but not many. sorry if any of you good cops are viewing this...it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch...

[FastBack 240]

In Delaware, to become a state cop you need either a two year degree and two years of military or a full four year degree. You also start around 50k a year, not 25. With overtime a lot of guys are making closer to 80k. Delaware is about average I'd say, so where in the world did you get your info from? You sure you didn't just talk to some local mall rent-a-cops?

-Adam

This is true. :werd:

[FaLKoN240]

EH, LOCK THIS. Cops do their job, and if the want to be cautious and not play the hero, they don't have to, who's gonna make em?

[that180guy]

you're from norcal...into punk? if so...listen to millions of dead cops...they're great.

but there are a few cops that actually do their civic duties...but not many. sorry if any of you good cops are viewing this...it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch...

got any links ;)
never heard of those guys before.
and yes, a few, a proud few....of cops actually do their jobs, but thats like finding a needle in a haystack. :goyou:

[trsilvias13]

To be in a cop in san francisco, all you need is a GED. On a side note, they are hiring right now, however I do not know what starting is. I heard from someone around 40k, but in San Jose around 70k. Cops, I wish I can get connected to all the dirty ones who abuse their power, get them on my side, so when I need them, they can actually help. hahah

[Integral]

got any links ;)
never heard of those guys before.
and yes, a few, a proud few....of cops actually do their jobs, but thats like finding a needle in a haystack. :goyou:

http://www.mdcpunk.com/

do enjoy...i sure as fuck do...in fact...saw em w/ original lineup in april. it was amazing. anyways...yea.

[*NismoS13*]

I totally understand that there are many bad apples out there which make all cops look bad, I just hate it when people generalize and say "all cops suck" and things like that. Many of them out there do abuse their power, but the majority are straight edged...

-Adam

[JDMs13]

^^^ Adam-

If you happened to see me blasting sideways around a coldisac in your town, would you ask for my signature on a citation? :ughd:

[FastBack 240]

^ Im guessing he would join you.

[*NismoS13*]

^ Im guessing he would join you.

LMAO :rofl:

[JDMs13]

That would be the dopest shit ever! Or if he just wanted to watch me tear it up, gave me the OK.

[sdtouge]

lol then another cops pulls up and he like i got this undercontrol lol you can go

i cant really see my self working behind a desk 9-5 the rest of my life, well im not quite to the point of having to choose a career yet but i was reaserching becoming a cop, here the base salary is 43k i think a year or so, but it takes a whiel to get in, you have to take tests and pass physical test i think they estimanted the whoel proces to take 12 months.then you gotta work the beat for 3 years maybe 4 before you can aply for a transfer too.i dont know just babbling on.

[nissantuner22]

Anyone got that makoto pic "in before da lock" where hes got that stupid clock around his neck like flava flav? This thread requires it.

On a sidenote, the thread starter needs to learn a little move I like to call, The Punch To The Face. Its quite effective in situations like that. If that doesnt work, its worth a shot trying to get the sand out of your vagina.

[mrmephistopheles]

This thread has outlived its usefulness.
Pimpflex was allowed to express his opinion and so was everyone else.

Now, for my eBay recap of this thread:

F- Would not read again. Not recommended!