New Magazine.... It's Not a Neon, an SRT4 Digest

[24Zero]

I just had to share this. This is a magazine cover made from some pictures at a recent club event. I hope you get a big laugh!

http://www.jedward.net/Images/mag%20cover.jpg

[undercoverdjay]

they get SO pissed when you call it a neon, still a FWD thats only good in a straight line. Understeering econo-box chassis with a nice motor, too bad the motor is backwards. Domestic cars have never been a benchmark of efficiency anyway.

[zfinger]

someone told me briggs and stratton makes that engine, in all seriousness

[Jcb890]

+2 for effort.
-3,293 for it not being funny at all.

weak attempt at making fun of SRT-4s.

[sLip techniques]

they are slow.......

[Chernobyl]

they are slow.......

faster than 240s :goyou:

[Phlip]

it would be funny if it was... um, well... funny.
see, it is funny when someone has balls enough to utter the word "neon" in the presence of 4 SRT owners (DAMN my balls are huge) but it makes one look like a jackass to photoshop a magazine cover with that and various other gay-isms

[Drunk Bastard]

when i clicked on this thread i was expecting to be shocked....
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[infinitexsound]

yeah, but not shocked kinda stupid not funny stupid not gay, just kinda gay either way..........i hope this makes sense even tho the stupid jpeg doesnt make sense either......voila

[Andrew Bohan]

i just think it's funny that some 240 owners try to make a silvia and other 240 owners make fun of them and say it'll always be a 240

then the same 240 owners call a real SRT a neon.

[chlatboy]

but isnt it a neon. I swear it was called a DODGE NEON SRT4!! :goyou:

[sLip techniques]

i just think it's funny that some 240 owners try to make a silvia and other 240 owners make fun of them and say it'll always be a 240

then the same 240 owners call a real SRT a neon.

well if america would have done it right.....we wouldnt be calling our cars 240's. WOOt our country is AWESOME SAUCE.

[91CRXsiR]

yea its a neon .. just like a viper is still just a dodge and al bundy drove a dodge haha

[Pank]

its still a neon, the same way a SHO is still a Taurus

[HyperTek]

u should include stories like "Understeer - what you need to know"
"Warrantee- Are rice parts covered?"
"Drifting- THe new fad"
"Panty Hose-tail light mod"

[infinitexsound]

i remember that post with the ugly girl kid........... panty hose mod .. hilarious

[24Zero]

it would be funny if it was... um, well... funny.
see, it is funny when someone has balls enough to utter the word "neon" in the presence of 4 SRT owners (DAMN my balls are huge) but it makes one look like a jackass to photoshop a magazine cover with that and various other gay-isms

My apoligizes! I guess the cover is a little to inside to be funny for everyone. If you knew Scott you would be laughing your ass off. We went to Deals Gap, NC and drove the Tail of the Dragon (318 curves in 11 miles). That morning when he got out of the shower he put his girlfriends tank and shorts on and was acting goofey - as usual. We made some photos of him goofing on Clint's 240. Thats how this all got started, then we photo shoped them on his car. We laughed so hard I thought I would share. Sorry that it was not as funny to you guys.

I'll say this for Scott though- he is fearless. He will line up next to anyone and he drives the sh!t out of that Neon (I mean SRT). I think his best 1/4 time is 14.017 - completely stock. He has already destroyed a S/C Hyundai Tiborun.

Just for fun here one of the original pictures of Scott on Clint's 240.

http://www.teamjl.com/images/pics/scott.bmp

[MakotoS13]

"my SRT4 isn't a neon" is on the same level as "my hairdressing, broadway musical loving, barbara streissand worshipping son isn't gay" and "OJ didn't do it and he'll find the real killers some day"

[infinitexsound]

that guy needs Dr. Phil...................

[Ghettokracker71]

but isnt it a neon. I swear it was called a DODGE NEON SRT4!! :goyou:

Are we the only two people to realize that? People with SRT-4s go nuts when I say 'its just a neon'