pluck your twanger

[anthony240]

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

self explanatory...
most of you have probably seen it but it's worth another posting.
even if you think they're not doing it on purpose, you get the feeling they are.
thanks to gotdrift for link, and my sore throat from laughing.

[Andrew Bohan]

un fucking believeable

[240trainee]

Seen it before, but worth posting, that clip is sooooooooooo funny, there is no WAY that is an accident.

[Phlip]

I am so dead right now that I am not even alive after that shit

[revat619]

NO FRIGGIN WAY!! You so know they were doing that on purpose!

hahahahahahaha :rofl:

[Phlip]

If they were doing it on purpose, they are damned good actors to have not broken up and died laughing right in the middle of it, no matter how much rehearsal led up to it

[anthony240]

HA! I didn't know they had the script on the page.
Even if you don't watch the video, this script was made with intention:

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "(skin, lol)

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye."

:tweak:

[S14DB]

OLD!!!

Anyone watch 'Wonder Showzen' on MTV2?

[sLip techniques]

hahhahah that shit is hilarious, jane is such a slut bucket.

[balmo]

damn, that's crazy

[Phlip]

Some nights, like when I go to the bar and complely strike out, I go home and pluck my twanger, sometimes I even cry while I'm doing it

[Angel]

If you look up this program on IMDB ( internet movie database ) you find some comments written by a guy that claims that this was indeed "real" but never intended for public consumption. Apparantly it was made for the cast and crew and network folks as a gag.


See link...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275148/

[ThatGuy]

Angel what the Hell kind link is that?

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[Angel]

Angel what the Hell kind link is that?



:loco:

Don't know about the see also thing, but the rest of what's on the page is relevant.

[S14DB]

IMDB is knowen for their horible recomendations.

[Angel]

IMDB is knowen for their horible recomendations.


Yeah I can't see the connection between nazis and gay puppets, oh well.

[ThatGuy]

Yeah I can't see the connection between nazis and gay puppets, oh well.

Really? You should research Hitler a little deeper then. LOL :rofl: :rofl: Couldn't resist. I'm done now. /sigh :-/

[nigel1]

that shit was awesome.

:rofl: