Failed Safety Insepection

[whateverjames]

two bald rear tires and no power steering belt!
"yeaaah, this is mike from firestone, your rear tires are showing belts, (my camber and toe was fixed recently, but i lowered my car without balancing and all that for 2 years, so fixing the camber and toe isn't going to magicly fix the worn tires), and...where is your power steering belt?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> it's like gone, the pulley and everything, do you have it? we can sell you one!"

ugh, how annoying. i had to explain i took it off for the hell of it and i have it at my house but i can come and put it back on in 2 minutes. then he said his certified inspector guy leaves in a few minutes and he couldn't check it. so now i can't go to my friend's lake house tonight because i had to be speed racer and take off my power steering belt to free up 5 hp. sumbitch. we'll see how the smog test goes tomorrow since i won't be partying tonight &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzz:'>

[Natty]

Everyone has it really bad compared to Tennessee. All they do is get a mirror and look for you cat, run a low idle smog test, and check for a gas tank cap.
hell, my old VW wouldget 3 times the legal limit every year, so I would have the timing changed so I couldn't go over maybe 25mph, but man, my smog numbers would be so low &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
Jeff