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sil80
03-28-2002, 06:12 PM
--------6th Grader History Exam Answers----------
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.  The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king.  Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.  He wrote Donkey Hote.  The next great author was John Milton.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost.  Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf.  He was so deaf he wrote loud music.  He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him.  Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.

In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history.  The Greeks also had myths.  A myth is a female moth.

Arcane
03-28-2002, 06:18 PM
i have the full e-mail if anyone wants it...it's actually really funny...just him me up AIM style....

KiDyNomiTe
03-28-2002, 06:26 PM
hmm are these supposed to be those smart people jokes that are just flying right over my head, cuz I see whats wrong in these statements but it didn't even but a smirk on my face.

Here is a joke that my teacher old me (its funnier when my teacher says it because its so dumb):
A guy and his dog walk into a bar, the guy says give me a free drink and I will show you that my dog can talk. So the bartender says ok go ahead and try. The guy asks the dog what is on the base of a tree, the dog says "bark", "bark". The bartender goes he was just barking no drink for you, then the guy &nbsp;says give me another chance, and the bartender says ok. The guy asks the dog what kind of animal &nbsp;kills sheep, the dog say "wolf", "wolf". The bartender gets furious &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sneaky.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':pissed:'> &nbsp;and threatens to kick out the guy, but he asks for one more chance, the bartender says this is your last chance. The guy yet again asks the dog who is the greatest baseball player, and the dog says "Ruth" (sounds like a dog barking). The bartender then throws him out and the dog says to the man "I should have said Jackie Robinson"

I think that joke is dumber than the one you said but o well,

XylathaneGTR
03-28-2002, 06:32 PM
lol, thats great...cause its dumb...