Revenge of the Mak part I

[MakotoS13]

okay, i like my house, i like my driveway, carport, and the size of the yard. it pleases me greatly to live in my nice little community that doesn't bother me EVER. i like my space and when something disrupts it (as some of you may be able to imagine) i can react badly.

well, ever since i moved in there have been cats getting on my car. yeah, i know "pussy, lighten up its just a car" or "it ain't a show car". whatever, its my fuggin car that i put a lot of work into. i've tried a few things (even poison) but the cats still keep comin. so tonight i rinse off my pollenated-foot-printenated car off and decide to write these people that i only ever seem to see when i dont have time to deal with a confrontation.

this is sitting in their mailbox as of 8 pm tonight.

Hey Neighbor,

I?m pretty busy with a lot of projects so this is the easiest way to get the point across. I?d really appreciate it if you could keep your cats off that little car with the shiny black roof next door. A lot of work has gone and is going into its restoration. It means a lot to me. I notified someone in your household of the problem but it seems that it isn?t of great concern. This shouldn?t be too big of a deal but if the problem continues and anything happens to my car that cannot be buffed out (like in the past) I wanted you to know that I?m holding the owners of the cat/s responsible for their behavior. Messy things like legal action and animal control could get involved and it just wouldn?t be fun for anyone. So, if you value your cats and pocketbook as much as I value my brand new paint job it?d serve us all best if you could control your felines before they get anybody in any trouble.

Thanks,
Douglas J.

they'll probably think i'm some psycho or prude but my MAYBE 2 thousand dollar car is worth more to me than most living things including some humans.

whatever, post some ideas for cats.

[Var]

5 sided cage, stick, rope, catnip, tazer

[SilviaDriver]

flame thrower

have cats for dinner, say u never saw them anywhere and they might of ran away

[luisgonz]

i say buy a bb-gun and a box of fun :wiggle: get a dog and feed it cats

[wootwoot]

^^^ thats what I've been doing with my cat problem....This one fucker keeps coming into my house, even though I've frickin shot him 3 or 4 times! Its not a high power gun so it shouldnt have hurt him much but he wont get the damn point!!! I say piss all over your front yard and get a dog

[Nismo240SX]

haha, thats pretty good. your awaking neighbors are going to be WTF? when they get their mail half asleep in their pjs.

[S14DB]

Scat Mat (http://www.petsmart.com/global/product_detail.jsp?cm_ven=Froogle&cm_ite=ProductFeed&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=2534374302023689&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302032911&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441775467&bmUID=1111114636524) is the way to go. Fuckers will never come back. they'll tell their friends too.

[Var]

doug..use the scat mat, but hook it up to a car battery and beef up the wiring and remove all the resistors and whatnot.

[monkeyspeed]

small bowl of antifreeze...

[Phlip]

small bowl of antifreeze...


i've tried a few things (even poison) but the cats still keep comin.

...comprehension is the SHIT

[Frappe]

If you've tried POISONING the cats, and they still keep coming

you have bigger problems than your paint job. Like unstoppable zombie-cats. Hope the note to the neighbors works.

[G_Fish240]

Zombie cats can't be stopped your SOL, unless you have pistol.... double tap to the back of the head should stop them

[MakotoS13]

yeah i tried to emphasize that their cats were in mortal danger but the legal drawbacks for putting something like that in writing are kind of crappy. if this doens't work i'll trap them and take em to an animal shelter or to my dad's rural 20 acres and shoot them... both.

"i'm sorry ma'am they must have run off"

while i clean my mossberg pump action 12 gauge.

[S14DB]

Cats are territorial if you kill um one will just take over it's place and the problem will continue. If you scare them the fuck away with a scat mat they won't come back. The noise they make when that shit fires off is worth the price.

[turbozxi]

Cats roam around at will theres not a lot they can do. You have no pets obviously.

[S13 Charlie]

Sheesh, poison?! If you're so concerned about a new paint job (it better not be 14 year-old factory paint) then get a fucking car cover.

[chmercer]

s13 and turbo, stfuplz, cats suck ass

[drift freaq]

ya you kill your neighbors cats and they will call the spca on your ass and get you arrested ahhahahhahahha. little tip , buy a squirt gun !! yes a squirt gun , everytime you see one of those cats on your car spray them with it . Cats hate getting sprayed with water and are very smart a few times doing that and they won't go there anymore. Used to do that when I was a kid. Posion or killing them is just plain dumb it will wind up getting you into more legal hassles than your car is worth.

[Andrew Bohan]

squirt gun + bleach = fun for everyone

[Sil Beer S13]

I dont like cats so what ^ he said.

[driftyour40]

Best thing to do is call animal control. Say that your neighbors can't keep their animals off your property, and have no control over them. Or something to that effect, but if I where you I would just get a car cover. It’s probably better that you cover it anyways. I mean you do want your paint to last as long as possible and since it's a carport and not a garage it seems to be a good idea. Just remember a cat is a pet, and pets are loved. I know if anybody did something to my dogs I would hurt them.

[WanganRunner]

I think YOU should just walk across the street and physically climb all over the owners' cars. Then when they come outside ask them "How do you like it??"

[hotrodv]

Damn this thread is funny!! :rofl:

[MakotoS13]

I think YOU should just walk across the street and physically climb all over the owners' cars. Then when they come outside ask them "How do you like it??"

its right next door to my house. there was a literal PATH beaten into the grass the exact width of a cat coming from their fence to my house.

but that would be funny as HELL. 6'2" 190lb adult climbing around on all thier neons next door.

[Antihero983]

hmm....some duct tape, a chain saw, and a hole to bury everything in.....

:axe: ...here kitty kitty kitty.......

[justinhustle]

dude this whole idea is retarted

poisioning someones pet? how utterly ignorant

meanwhile, you want to keep em away? get a pitbull, or some large animal urine scent you can get at any hunting supply store.....

[the head]

paintball gun works wonders they will keep their pets out of your yard unless they like kitty to have many neon spots. plus the cats will stay a way after awhile because that shit hurts like hell that is how i fixed the problem with the cats in my hood

[North240]

Scat cat is the way to go or whatever it was called, my father had this same issue back in the day, it was solved with a 12 gauge then a new apartment complex.

[red240]

I like cats.... they taste like chicken! hahahahahhahhah!
I feel your pain, and you always have the people who have pets put don't take responsibility for them
They suck!!

[ultraDorksGarage]

this is for real.... where i come from there was this manapua shop. and an absence of cats, then FDA and some other agency cam around... no more manapua shop, but now, OMG lots of cats....

moral of the story... buy a manapua shop

[zanos]

damn,you value your POS car too much.It aint no fuckin ferrari,quit being a baby and get a car cover.

[ultraDorksGarage]

reasons i love my POS car more than most ppl:

very responsive and compliant to my inputs
always up for a good ride
never complains when i dont spend enough time with her
likes to play in the rain
likes it when im dirty
likes it when im clean
appreciates expensive lubrication
likes it fast
likes it slow
isnt offended when i want to "put new parts in/on her"

number 1 reason i love it more than most ppl
she's all mine!!!!

im pathetic i know, so shoot me, then bury me with my car >:)

[MakotoS13]

my hick neighbor came over to inform me that i should buy a 150 dollar car cover that isn't thin like my current one instead of him controlling his cats. after explaining that it isn't my cat causing the problem he says:

"yeah well i know the guy that you rent this place from...."

then walks off.

HAHAm you fuggin hick fag. you know somebody? i know EVERYBODY that carries any importance in this town.

good luck.

the saga continues.

[smellslikecurry]

wow that guy has some freakin nerve...good job on controlling yourself...im pretty sure that wouldve easily turned into a brawl quickly...i would call the authorities at this point if the cats continue to climb on to your car or you could try and get some pictures of the cat in action and then photoshop the pictures with the heads of the cat cut off in a bloody mess...then just leave the pictures in his mail box...i wish you luck and may the force be with you.

[wootwoot]

Get one of the kittys to come over and pet them, then put them on your roof and scrape them back and forth a lot so they scratch it. Then sue. I think I'm going to do the squirt gun thing for my cat problem. I'm pretty pissed I diddnt think of it to be honest. I'm going to get a big ass super soaker, like the one back in the day that had the backpack resvoir. That pussy is so getting wet

[ultraDorksGarage]

Rawr!!!!!!!!

[s14turbosilvia]

no need to spend money on your neighbors problem. screw the scat mat or whatever the hell it is, though it would really fun to roast some pussy.
it's time you call the authorities, they can take the cats away no questions asked. hell, you don't even have to tell them that they belong to your neighbor, say they're strays. Problem solved, cost to you, $0.00!

[AenjukuCar]

I'd say coax one of them over and then go over to your neighbors holding the cat and then in the other hand have a pistol and say: If you dont keep these catz away from my car this cat gets it!!"

It's your car and you value it. So what if it's not a ferrari, it's still your car, and if my neighbors cats where doing that believe me(i know a pet is loved by someone but) there would be no more cat(s)!! Hey shoot them, and if he wants another one, i'll give em two that are in my house damn things hate them, i need another dog!

[kilword1]

i ay just catch the cat and drive it to the next county and drop it off at the animal shelter so some other family will adopt it...or get put to sleep :wiggle:
or just call animal control and be like theres a cat on my property...
but you know the 2nd the cat "mysteriously is gone" the neighbor will blame you cause you already brought up the issue with the cat.
just call animal control and see what they have to say...

[Phlip]

Catch the cat, take them in a humane manner to the local animal shelter, get documentation of such and make note of the grievance you have filed with animal control... Your neighbor will come over to bitch about his missing cat, you present him with the shit showing him what shelter you left his cats with after he exhibited his inability to rectify the issue and that you will not be the least bit hesitant to take the cats to one 4 states away next time around

[publicenemy137]

I have the same problem, except it's with my own cat. There was a big car meet at my college later in the day, so I was cleaning my car (I think it was recently re-painted, paint still in great shape), and I dried it and it was shining like the sun. Then, all of a sudden my cat came by. It was next to the drivers side fender, all of a sudden it jumped on my car, and gripped onto where the hood and fender line was, it caught me by surprised then I yelled out "GET OFF BAD CAT!" Then it ran away. I looked at where it gripped, and her claws chipped my paint... It was a glaring chip also, her claws were so sharp that when she gripped the gap between the hood and the fender, it left a couple small chip marks. I got so pissed, and there's not anything I can really do b/c we have to let it out to take a crap. So I just bought a car cover off of ebay for like $30, and cover it whenever I'm not driving it. Problem solved. It also protects it from the rain, and keeps it clean, so there's goes a solution for your car problem.

[nismo2491]

I'm not a cat fan, but while I don't agree with you trying to poison them, I do hate cat prints on my car too. that letter hopefully gets the point across. as far as poisoning though to people that have them the animals become a member of the family so thats kinda bad idea.. and illegal...
just get a cover, it will protect the paint from the cats as well as just from natural paint aging and stuff from UV rays, weather, etc so its worth the money if you have a good paintjob. the squirt gun works wonders too. like the old real hard supersoakers...
KEvin

[nismo2491]

i need another dog!
agreed.. my cat is like 17 years old, had her since I was in 1st grade, and shes the only cat I remotely like, my dog on the other hand is awesome, she actually does more than just lay around, you know, chews my shoes, plays fetch, shits on the floor, rolls over, barks at all hours of the night. yeah I need another dog they kick ass. :duh: :duh:

[420sx]

i say catch the cat and shit on its head!

[MakotoS13]

PHLIPS idea wins.

[justinhustle]

im glad i have pits

no neighbors come over, let alone their cars ;)

[Fastback180]

For starters, you shouldn?t write letters of concern with question marks as approstrophe?s.

[Dousan_PG]

philps idea is graet
im sure you'l find your car keyed or windows broken by your nieghbor and no way you can prove it, only assume he did it. and insurance (fi you have decent coverage) will take care of it.


get a fucking car cover

[MakotoS13]

philps idea is graet
im sure you'l find your car keyed or windows broken by your nieghbor and no way you can prove it, only assume he did it. and insurance (fi you have decent coverage) will take care of it.

yeah you're right, i should juist pucker up and kiss their butt like a pussy instead of standing up for whats right. that must be your approach to all things in life but i dont think i can stand it.

[Dousan_PG]

edit: first you should have spoken w/ them before the letter
you rubbed them the wrong way off the bat, this will end up not pretty either way
if you spoke w/ them first before the letter, i bet they'd be a lot moer willing to help. they are thinking "this kid got the nerve to threaten me? hell no.."






no its not you fag

your car isnt that nice
its a fucking sohc isnt it?
'restoration' and shit my ass
car is like stock w/ 5 lug
i wouldnt give a fuck if my nieghbor was the same as you w/ his 80-something honda crx

you think your car is so great but it snot
its just aother pos 240sx you blew your savings on
you really care so much? then do what philp said. but it wont end up helping you at all.

gte a car cover and everythings fine

you'll find when you have neighbors its far easier having a good relationship w/ them. because they watch out for you

dont be suprised if your car gets fucked up. haha..and ill laugh. because your such a tool.



do that to his cat. you find out real fast that fucking w/ people's pets is nothng something people take lightly.

[MakotoS13]

edit: first you should have spoken w/ them before the letter. you rubbed them the wrong way off the bat, this will end up not pretty either way
if you spoke w/ them first before the letter, i bet they'd be a lot moer willing to help. they are thinking "this kid got the nerve to threaten me? hell no.."

I notified someone in your household of the problem but it seems that it isn't of great concern.

as phlip pointed out earlier: reading comprehension owns

your car isnt that nice

so?

its a fucking sohc isnt it?

yep, its gonna stay that way, and what does that have to do with paint?

'restoration' and shit my ass[quote]

i suppose there's another word for redoing the whole car inside and out to where it looks new again?

[quote]car is like stock w/ 5 lug

even if that were true... so?

i wouldnt give a fuck if my nieghbor was the same as you w/ his 80-something honda crx

neglecting your responsibilities as a pet owner is not a problem that others should suffer for.


you think your car is so great but it snot

to me it is pretty darn great.

its just aother pos 240sx you blew your savings on

wrong, haven't touched my savings, chuckles.

you'll find when you have neighbors its far easier having a good relationship w/ them. because they watch out for you

dont be suprised if your car gets fucked up. haha..and ill laugh. because your such a tool.



do that to his cat. you find out real fast that fucking w/ people's pets is nothng something people take lightly.

i dont WANT a relationship with them. i want them to stay on the other side of their picket fence and keep their pussies away from my car. any unauthorized touching of my car can result in mortal danger. if this were like once in a blue moon, whatever, hose it off, but it isn't. its like every night and after a week all i can see on the roof of my car are cat prints and small rocks that have been shuffled around on my paint.

if i flip it on a race track, fine, whatever, my bad but if anyone else is responsible for any damage to my car there will be consequences.

[Phlip]

I offer up an analogy of sorts:
I love Moe, my pitbull and I am sure my neighbor loves his sick looking mutt... I love my cars, as he does that piece of shit 1970 firebird he has had on jackstands since he moved in back in September, making sure to wake up while I am trying to sleep on Saturday mornings and revving the fucking engine for an hour solid. He doesn't like my dog (he's one of those generaliztion-making narrow minded fucks who assumes that every pit bull will kill his children) and I don't like his. I make the accurate assumption that he loves his car and his dog more than I do, and I KNOW that I love my own, on both accounts. That much being said, I love MY cars more than I do HIS dog, and lets assume the unlikelihood of me catching that dog in my carport/yard cocked up to mark one of my cars as his territory or something of the sort. I will give him one warning to control his animal, next I contact animal control and third strike is me shooting the offending animal and contacting animal control to come get the mess out of my yard, simple as that. I would expect that he would do the same to me.

[Chillaxed 240sx]

I say go with the squirt gun idea with a little bit of bleach ... you try writing "owned" on the side of the cat with it ...

[sciamop]

Hey Makato,

If I lived next door to you, I'd have the following:

1) A pigeon coop with 150 birds. I'd make them fly over your car every single day. They would be fed a mixture of bird seed and ex-lax.
2) A large row of flowers which would constantly emit pollen and a large fan to make sure it hit your car.
3) I'd turn the front yard into a dust bowl and have an ATV that I'd constantly do donuts with. I'd use my large fan to direct this dust towards your car, as well.
4) 30 Cats just 'cause I know it bothers you.
5) A very large pitbull that I'd train to bark whenever you got near your car. I'd also teach him to do projectile shitting and pissing (on jacked-up silver S13s).
6) A bee farm with bees that are attracted to silver cars and your cologne of choice.
----
J/K. Just get a car cover. It's not worth the stress of starting a war with your neighbor. Especially in Texas -- people have died for less!

If that fails, you could mount the duck-head shifter on the fence. It might scare the cats away.

Todd
93 Coupe
91 SE-R

[Chillaxed 240sx]

^ Can I have my 30 seconds back for reading that stupid ass post?

[michael1284]

rofl i think dousan wins the asshole award for the decade :P

[yudalicious]

^ Can I have my 30 seconds back for reading that stupid ass post?

can I get my damn 2 minutes back for reading this damn stupid post? ^
lol jk... usually I'm all for getting revenge and not getting dicked but since this is your neighbor (for who knows how long) if I were you I'd be the bigger person and take a step back and get a car cover or something.

[Chillaxed 240sx]

yuda, glad you kiddin - if it took you 2 minutes to read that shit, Hooked On Phonics is just for you

[MakotoS13]

if I were you I'd be the bigger person and take a step back and get a car cover or something.

so i should just compromise my priniciples and let this guy walk on em? nope, that turd don't float in my pot. i AM the bigger person and i won't stand down. its gonna take more than some backwoods GED pushing douchebag to get the better of me.

[chuy]

Fuck it video tape them Bitches and take the shit to court then finish off the "restoration project", for reals though some people wouldnt trade their 240 for anything Im one, nope not even for that. So what if the car is only worth $2.00 its what you hold dear to your heart. Its totaled and the insurance only wants to give you .50 for your car darn. Its yours and some people didnt have a silver spoon in their mouth or just dont give a Fuck about other peoples property. Fuck it go piss on the hicks truck!!!

[Var]

i think you should get a car cover just because you like your car so much, reguardless of the cat situation. Then take care of the cats through the proper authorities, or get the scat mat or buy one of those small storage buildings so you can park and work on your car indoors.

[Kreator]

rofl. stupidest thread ever.

So what do you expect your neighbors to do? Magically EXPLAIN to their not so english-comprehensive pets that that pos old car shouldn't be stepped on? Or do you expect all of them to now not let their pets out JUST BECAUSE some fool values his junk too much? Jees man. It's not like they are clawing your paint job to hell. And even if they did, i can hardly see how it can mess up a 15 year old car anyway. Hell, my car even has a special "cat paw" paintjob going from the front of the hood to the very end of the spoiler. Doesn't bother me a slightest bit, and my car is like 6 times worth yours :-/

[publicenemy137]

yea it's a stupid thread, all of this shit could be solved with a car cover! What is this bullshit about not giving up, it's not like they have control over their cat like a kid. They gotta let it out to urinate/take shits. If all the cat is doing is jumping on your car, and having paw prints, who the hell cares, get a freakin car cover, problem solved. You are one petty ass neighbor, expecting them to control their cat who won't understand them in the first place, off of paw prints that can easily be solved with a car cover.

[smellslikecurry]

i hope a cat scratches up your car^^^ whats with all the hate...makatos just trying to do the right thing...and im sure his neighbor can control his cat...its not a freakin rabid wolverine

[MakotoS13]

They gotta let it out to urinate/take shits.

AHEM, litter box?

well they seem to have done something right since its been a couple days and i havent seen ONE of the cats or pawprints on my car.

p.s. my landlords hate animals and since its in my lease that animals aren't supposed to be here i'm well within my rights to dispose of any such critters should i find them here.

[MakotoS13]

i hope a cat scratches up your car^^^ whats with all the hate...makatos just trying to do the right thing...and im sure his neighbor can control his cat...its not a freakin rabid wolverine

although a rabid wolverine would rock some serious socks :)

[Kreator]

i hope a cat scratches up your car^^^ whats with all the hate...makatos just trying to do the right thing...and im sure his neighbor can control his cat...its not a freakin rabid wolverine

lol, so how do you expect them to control their cat? Just wondering.

If they are not supposed to have pets in their houses/appartments, notify the landlord or whatever so they take car of it. If they are allowed to have pets though, and pets are allowed to go outside, then you are shit outa luck, since pets dont quite follow restrictions and shit. You live by the neighborhood rules, and not vice versa. If you don't like something, you move out, not every one else.

[urbanimpakt]

Wow this threads hilarious!

Makoto I'm on your side 100% its their pet, its their responsobility. Who cares how much the cars worth or whats done, or not done for that matter to it. People need to respect other peoples property. He shouldn't have to use his own damn cash to pay for a car cover. Its not that hard to keep an eye on a cat out door or not.

[sykikchimp]

I don't think there is a state in the union where you could live that it would be OK for someones animal to damage someone elses property. If there is actual damage done, there is civil recourse in the court system. If not it is a nuisance, and as such should be cleaned up by local city services. aka Animal Control.

If you worry about someone trying to do some ghetto redneck justice by keying your car or the like, get a webcam and put a big flood light on your car.

..remember.. Justice is not free.

IF someone can't control their pets, they better get rid of them. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR PETS ACTIONS.

[publicenemy137]

i hope a cat scratches up your car^^^ whats with all the hate...makatos just trying to do the right thing...and im sure his neighbor can control his cat...its not a freakin rabid wolverine

it won't because i put a car cover, PROBLEM EASILY SOLVED!

I guess if the landlord say no pets allowed, then they aren't supposed to have it then. Just notify the landlord and he'll/she'll do something about it.

About the hate, I just hate fussy ass neighbors over little things when the problem can easily be solved.

[mjjstang]

ok if you want to invest in scat porn or whatever they talkin about go do it, but what I would do, a sensible solution if you will, take multiple pictures of the cats on your lawn and around your car, ohhh and a few nice ones of them on your car, then go get a fake shit cake from a gag store, and then take them to animal control and tell them that youve warned the neighbors, blabh blabh, but animal control should take care of the problem, and make sure the owners dont let it happen anymore, plus its free right, I mean if yoiur gonna invest money it should be for fun like some bullets, but not some electronic device that just shoos em away

or grow the makoto balls that we see here on the forum and just go over there really pissed off, and yell at them, threaten them, throw a huge fit, and tell them straight up that you will kill them with your gun of choice, if they dont control them. they will either get the point because they love their pets and dont want them hurt, or they simply dont care, and that is when you either lure them in with a safe lil trap and throw them miles away, or kill them, I like all animals more than the next guy but fucking ignorant sloppy bastard neighbors I hate,

[Phlip]

Why should an individual have to buy a car cover when his neighbor is not controlling his animals... "how can he control where his cats go" is a case of STUPID reasoning, as a pet owner, I am responsible for making sure that my animals do not damage anyone else's property and if my animals do fuck up someone else's stuff, I am responsible. If the cat can't stay in the yard, he needs to get a fucking litterbox or flush the cats down the fucking toilet or throw them in the river or something, anything other than making his animals someone else's problem... Final answer: take pictures, call animal control and let them know that you have a neighbor who REFUSES to contain his animals, have proof when they come. He will be given a warning and they will come get the fucking cats at your next complaint

[kognition]

Your best bet is a car cover OR maybe an ultrasonic transducer that would stay on all the time in your carport. Check online for that. But killing cats isn't a smart move, and i think the note you write to the neighbor is going to be lost on them.
There is something about people who have outdoor cats i cannot understand. Its like sending a wet sponge outside all day to gather germs and bugs and bring them into your house at the end of the day where your family lives. It is disturbing. At least i wash my Dog once a week, but an outside cat? No F$%&ng
way in hell.

[MakotoS13]

or grow the makoto balls that we see here on the forum and just go over there really pissed off, and yell at them, threaten them, throw a huge fit, and tell them straight up that you will kill them with your gun of choice, if they dont control them.

easy; because that is not my method. my method is to instigate change where i see stagnation and mental atrophy by the most constructive means necessary. a lot of you might dissagree but a lot of people are worthless morons, too.

ya know, for the passed three days i've seen hide nor hair of the aforementioned pussies. better yet, not a single paw print is on my car as of this 1:42 central time this sunday afternoon.

hmm... why is it that all of a sudden the problem seems to have magically vanished into thin air? could it be possible that my original thought that a letter would give them time to think it over rationally in the event that they'd be pissed and do something about it that doesn't result in either of us going to jail?

some of you lack the backbone to stand up for what you believe in. yeah, its a pretty small problem compared to the grand scheme of things but its the PRINCIPLE. if you snap under the smallest pressure what happens when the big guns come out?

no one will protect you and yours better than you.

[Var]

Why should an indivisual have to buy a car cover when his neighbor is not controlling his animals...


haha you slurred your speech when you typed

[Phlip]

... and now that the problem appears to be solved, let's have some fun people

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[Phlip]

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[Kreator]

[random interresting fact] In the state of Maryland you can not protect your property with fire arms. In other words, if in the middle of the night you wake up to see someone breaking into your house and you shoot them dead, there is a good chance you will end up in jail[/rif]

on to the main point. I dont know how this shit works in texas, but i would think that if for some reason that person's cat disappears or is found dead, the guy contacts all the neighbors and gets them on his side and shows the letter you send him in court, the animal association would be so much on your ass for animal cruelty that you'd really wish you spend those $150.

Or if not that, i'm pretty sure the web cams wont save you if the guy wears a ski mask while throwing a huge boulder on your car's roof.

If there is a law that says that someone elses cat stepping on your property is considered tresspassing, take pictures and drag the guy to court. If there is none, get a car cover

congrats if the problem got solved though.

PHLIP: if the cat does do damage to a car and you can prove it, most likely you can get the guy to pay. Until then, i dont see a problem. Blah, this thread obviously came down to "pet lovers" vs "pet haters"

[Andrew Bohan]

my dad shot the neighbor's dog once. then the other neighbor buried it in the woods.

reason? the dog shit in everyone's yard every day.

[ss045]

okay, i like my house, i like my driveway, carport, and the size of the yard. it pleases me greatly to live in my nice little community that doesn't bother me EVER. i like my space and when something disrupts it (as some of you may be able to imagine) i can react badly.

well, ever since i moved in there have been cats getting on my car. yeah, i know "pussy, lighten up its just a car" or "it ain't a show car". whatever, its my fuggin car that i put a lot of work into. i've tried a few things (even poison) but the cats still keep comin. so tonight i rinse off my pollenated-foot-printenated car off and decide to write these people that i only ever seem to see when i dont have time to deal with a confrontation.

this is sitting in their mailbox as of 8 pm tonight.



they'll probably think i'm some psycho or prude but my MAYBE 2 thousand dollar car is worth more to me than most living things including some humans.

whatever, post some ideas for cats.

doesn't it suck to not have a garage? boo hoo

[MakotoS13]

doesn't it suck to not have a garage? boo hoo

only when stupid humans cant control their stupid pets. the car port is pretty big and i like it.

my next house will have a garage or i'll build it.

[mjjstang]

[random interresting fact] In the state of Maryland you can not protect your property with fire arms. In other words, if in the middle of the night you wake up to see someone breaking into your house and you shoot them dead, there is a good chance you will end up in jail[/rif]



thats to protect your property, you would have a very good claim that you were protecting your life, but anyway I think that rule is to protect lawn nome theives, back to the cat topic tho

[Kreator]

thats to protect your property, you would have a very good claim that you were protecting your life, but anyway I think that rule is to protect lawn nome theives, back to the cat topic tho

true story. a guy came outside at night to find 3 guys trying to jack his car. Killed one of them and i think wounded the other. Went to jail (dont recall for how long, but a decent period).

[mjjstang]

but see his life wasnt in danger, they werent trying to harm the guy, I mean I can see this guys life is over all becasue of stealing a car, but then again, that guy shouldnt have done it, and there was no other means of takin the situation, if he didnt shoot the guys would have gotten away and the shitty butfucking cops wouldnt have done anything about it, but back to the cats, they suck, my friend has them, they always dig at my radiator, I just want my fan to eat them up,

[urbanimpakt]

haha you slurred your speech when you typed

I was in a rush 2 go 2 work, I was tired, and I really didnt care.

- mike

enough thread jacking

[Phlip]

I was in a rush 2 go 2 work, I was tired, and I really didnt care.

- mike

enough thread jacking
Actually, his response was to the fact that I placed an 's' where there should have been a 'd'... See, on a "QWERTY" keyboard, the 's' is right next to the 'd' and a common typing mistake is to place one where the other should go... I have since edited my original post to correct this misstep and you have done nothing wrong

[S14DB]

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[MakotoS13]

i hereby declare that it is impossible to threadjack this thread since i determine its purpose. now that the problem is solved (if only temporarilly) this thread's purpose is to ROCK.

[Var]

Actually, his response was to the fact that I placed an 's' where there should have been a 'd'... See, on a "QWERTY" keyboard, the 's' is right next to the 'd' and a common typing mistake is to place one where the other should go... I have since edited my original post to correct this misstep and you have done nothing wrong


i know it was a simple typo but you have been known to type drunk from time to time so i imagined you slurring that word on the keyboard ;)

[Phlip]

i know it was a simple typo but you have been known to type drunk from time to time so i imagined you slurring that word on the keyboard ;)
... yeah, but in that case, I was still only about 40 minutes from having woken up, therefore not drinking yet... I was a victim of key placement, if nothing more this time... shit happens