View Full Version : "In this world gone mad..."
Phlip
03-08-2005, 07:57 PM
"... we won't spank the monkey, the monkey's gonna spank us"
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S14DB
03-08-2005, 08:27 PM
Damn dirty apes!
Wow... got owned by monks. I would've pulled some WWE n chokeslam them lil apes. That or just kick/stomp on them.
BSeay
03-08-2005, 09:25 PM
I would have ran like a little bitch... because monkeys dont fuck around...they throw poo...lol
RiversideS13
03-08-2005, 09:38 PM
My biology instructor reasoned that was great ape's standard attacked mode. If you piss some apes off, they were most likely form a gang (especially brothers! ) and jump you. The standard killing mode is bite off the enermy's face, and chew up the hand, feet and genital. all Apes (beside Orangutan) does steal, rape and muder. Those are based on scientific research and study.
so when you see a group of apes, you better act smart...
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