Potentially and realistically

[MakotoS13]

A little boy comes home from school one day with an interesting homework assignment. He goes up to his father and asks, "Dad, I have to figure out the difference between "potentially" and "realistically". Can you help?" The dad says, "Sure. Go ask your mother if she would have sex with the mailman for a million dollars." So, the little boy goes and asks his mother. He comes back and says, "She said yes." So, the dad says, "Go ask your sister the same thing." The little boy goes and asks his sister. He comes back and says, "She said yes." So, the dad says to the boy, "Well, potentially, we are sitting on $2 million dollars, but realistically, we are living with a couple of whores."

thought someone might enjoy this comedic genius.

[revat619]

hahahahaha! Thats awesome!

[the head]

great joke although it was a lot funnier about a year ago when i got it the first time

[ruthlesstyper]

makoto said something funny.. ncie joke man.

[420sx]

thats funny, i heard it before tho

[420sx]

i got one for ya:


little girl is walking down the road crying. a chevy truck stops beside her and a redneck rolls down the window, and say " lil girl whats wrong why u crying?"
lil girl says "well today my house caught on fire, my moma, my dady and all my family died in the fire. to make it worse i dont have any relatives or anyone who would care for me"

redneck gets out of the car, and, says, unziping his pants "well lil girl, this just aint your day"

[MakotoS13]

Hahahahahaha

[ruthlesstyper]

not funny =(

[BSeay]

BWahahahahahaha thats hilarious..

[Titan]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

















Acne doesn't come on your face until you're atleast 12.

[420sx]

hahaahah you sick fuck!

[SimpleSexy180]

I CRINGED on that michael jackson one :ughd:

[s13silady]

wow...those were the best jokes ive heard in a while...

[evilimport]

Thats some good shit right there... hahahahaha