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tony243win
03-25-2002, 08:57 PM
sing to eminems "my name is" feel free to change some words and post. I know someone can think of a better on that this



Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight,I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head"Nu-uh"Then why's your car dead? Man its wasted.Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 10.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay on my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my Altezzas on. "Lets race bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a 240sx dawg!!" I don't give a f*ck, I'll just pull up and turn my led washers on

Takumi
03-25-2002, 08:59 PM
Hahahah..no. What's up with new people around here bashing Hondas just to sound cool on this board? It's starting to sound like a frickin' anti-Honda bandwagon. Blah, sooner or later people would think we're assholes to anything Honda. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

HOP ON EVERYONE AND FREE YORUSELFVES FROM THE EVAL CLUTCHSE OF HONDUHHHHH!!#!(!!!111

onebadm5
03-25-2002, 09:03 PM
excellent! now i can add to my rice music file. "Rice, Rice Baby" wont be alone anymore...

s13240sxman
03-25-2002, 09:09 PM
Hum. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'> I hope people don't think I hate Honda's because I drive a Nissan. That would suck. To hate a car would be sad, after all it is just a car. BTW one of my friends just got a new Yellow S2K and i love that honda... Hope I dont get kicked of this board.(JK) &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

onebadm5
03-25-2002, 09:11 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (s13240sxman @ Mar. 25 2002,8:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hum. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'> I hope people don't think I hate Honda's because I drive a Nissan. That would suck. To hate a car would be sad, after all it is just a car. BTW one of my friends just got a new Yellow S2K and i love that honda... Hope I dont get kicked of this board.(JK) <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
dude we've gone thru this a million times. hondas are great cars, its just those crack head owners that make the worthless mods that make us all riled up...

s13240sxman
03-25-2002, 09:26 PM
I hear ya but to all their own. To us it is a worthless mod but to them, maybe thats just what they like. Cant hate on people for there Opinion. Ya know? Honda's have a rock solid platform and they last forever and also hold great retail val. Lets just let it go. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/inlove.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':love:'>

-E-
03-25-2002, 09:31 PM
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> loool that was really good

XxDriverxX
03-25-2002, 09:43 PM
Boys.. One advice. &nbsp;Speed kills, so play it safe and buy a Honda <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

s13240sxman
03-25-2002, 09:45 PM
Im am about to lose my cool with these Honda hatters fo show. Oh well its all good. For who ever made it up, you got a good imagination!
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>





http://publish.hometown.aol.com/christinek914/images/shutthefuckup2.jpg &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

DuffMan
03-26-2002, 04:47 AM
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
My body kit's dead weight,I'm trying to get my fender straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head"Nu-uh"Then why's your car dead? Man its wasted.Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 10.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off, And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft. I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay on my lawn, for longer then it took me to put my Altezzas on. "Lets race bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a 240sx dawg!!" &nbsp;I don't give a f*ck, I'll just pull up and turn my led washers on.

This nissan guy wanted to race me on I-5
That's okay, in couple minutes I might hit 85
I get 25HP from my exhuast man, it's made from a coffee can
until it fell off and hit this bitch, drivin a minivan
Drove out to the drag strip, with my Futura tires burned down to slicks
Dropped the cluch, and proceeded to prove that my front tires have no grip
What a mess i'm in, running over pesdestrians
Because i was e-brake drifting, trying to impress my friends

On ninety-nine percent of my upgrades I was lied to
I just found out my mom's Taurus gets better times then I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous street racer
My kill list so far includes a Metro and an AMC Pacer
My engine blew up when I put it on the bottle
Guess that's what happens you lean out at full throttle
This cop tried to bust me cuz my stereo was too loud
So I gunned it, and shot forward as fast as my 1.5 liters would allow.

I thought I could escape, so I tried to get away
Dont just stand there car, accelerate
I don't think I can out-run them, I'm too scared to die
Hopefully my 4 foot wing will produce enough lift that I'll be able to fly
How much nitrous should I run, I can't really decide
I just put on a 150 shot, dare me to drive?

That's almost the whole song &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

AceInHole
03-26-2002, 11:25 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (s13240sxman @ Mar. 24 2002,11:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Im am about to lose my cool with these Honda hatters fo show.

it's fo' sho'

-cranky over one little letter... lol-

From what I can tell.... the majority of people who bash on Hondas as Hondas are just ignorant (usually of cars in general).

sil80
03-26-2002, 11:31 AM
I used to drive a 91 civic HB and I loved it. It was pretty quick and really I didnt care still dont care what others think about my ride. Well now that the 240 is in the works I guess im cool or something <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Duffman your portion of the song was funny as hell. LMAO

BEISSEN
03-26-2002, 11:34 AM
This is some funny sh** I think that we can get a band together j/k lol.This is not like a normal bash if you want to call it that this is just some funny stuff.Do you'll have a life or just wayyyyyy to much time on your hands?

Josh
Red 97 240
injen Intake
Colored Valve Cover

240sxspeedracer1
03-26-2002, 01:57 PM
wow, you guys are really good, I don't realy care if people think I hate on Honda, cause in reality, if you ever look at their boards, they hate on everybody else. &nbsp;
Anway, really nice addition duffman, the whole song rocks if you actually put the song on and rap over it using the civic bashing words!

Bbandit
03-26-2002, 02:08 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (240sxspeedracer1 @ Mar. 26 2002,2:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wow, you guys are really good, I don't realy care if people think I hate on Honda, cause in reality, if you ever look at their boards, they hate on everybody else.
Anway, really nice addition duffman, the whole song rocks if you actually put the song on and rap over it using the civic bashing words!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
^^^^i dont know why but i have to agree with you...
the statement is very true.. since i've been hangin out at any honda board on the web and they're all the same...

Takumi
03-26-2002, 02:47 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (240sxspeedracer1 @ Mar. 26 2002,12:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wow, you guys are really good, I don't realy care if people think I hate on Honda, cause in reality, if you ever look at their boards, they hate on everybody else.
Anway, really nice addition duffman, the whole song rocks if you actually put the song on and rap over it using the civic bashing words!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Okay, I frequent one Honda board and ONE HONDA BOARD only and that's honda-tech.com. The only negative thing I see about that board are the folks who keep raggin' on the people who prefer not to spend 3-4 times more for their wheels. (Rota Slipstream vs. Spoon SW888/Regamasters). They may have somewhat of a negative attitude OVER THERE, now think as adults here, is that really an excuse to talk shit about them? &nbsp;That'll make "us" Nissan fans look just as bad as the facist Honda people.

DuffMan
03-26-2002, 02:55 PM
Hondas are cool, it's all in good fun.

sil80
03-26-2002, 03:14 PM
Im just waiting for the whole Tiny van crazy to kick in over here like in japan. That way everyone will start moding them and people can hat towards them, which is sad. Cars are cars and people are going to have the favs and are also going to hate towards others. Lets just try and avoid that here. Were better then that and there should be enough stuff with the 240s to talk about that we dont need to hate on others, that is unless its a 240 and deserves it.

Arcane
03-26-2002, 04:02 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Takumi @ Mar. 26 2002,2:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Okay, I frequent one Honda board and ONE HONDA BOARD only and that's honda-tech.com. The only negative thing I see about that board are the folks who keep raggin' on the people who prefer not to spend 3-4 times more for their wheels. (Rota Slipstream vs. Spoon SW888/Regamasters). They may have somewhat of a negative attitude OVER THERE, now think as adults here, is that really an excuse to talk shit about them? That'll make "us" Nissan fans look just as bad as the facist Honda people.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
you seriously need to chill out...like duffman said, it's all in good fun...i thinks its funny, and would still think so if it was about a toyota, subaru, or even a nissan...it just funny!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

stbrnd
03-26-2002, 05:31 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bbandit @ Mar. 25 2002,4:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (240sxspeedracer1 @ Mar. 26 2002,2:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
^^^^i dont know why but i have to agree with you...
the statement is very true.. since i've been hangin out at any honda board on the web and they're all the same...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Maybe you should try a legit Honda board that has class and welcomes outsiders. &nbsp;Of course if your mission in life on a Honda site is to bash Hondas you wont be there long. &nbsp;If your there to ask questions or discuss differences or share experiences then you will get respect. &nbsp;

I refer to a very busy board S2000 Online (http://s2000online.com). &nbsp;Spend more time making Nissans great cars. &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> &nbsp;That's all their doing "over there" just making Honda's great cars. &nbsp;

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

Fresh 240SX
03-26-2002, 06:04 PM
Let the legend handle it boys...

Eminem
"My Name Is..."
- - 12-inch single
- 1999 Interscope (Ð*äèî/ÒÂ âåðñèÿ)




Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Rice Racer
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Rice Racer

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of that C Class for just one minuite?

[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like Stickers!? (Yeah yeah!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
Wanna see me stick'em on my car and on each of my headlights like eyelids? (Uh-huh!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try NOS and get messed up worse that my civic is?
My Engines dead weight, I'm tryin to get my alignment straight
but I can't figure out which Spring I want to deregulate
And Dr. Acura said, "Rice Racer you a ricehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your interior light red? Man your cars wasted!"
Well since age fifteen, I've felt like honda was mean
a car that riced itself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped off a Vipers wing off
glued it on my hood and said, "I ain't know carbon fiber was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out from my 5 inch exhaust gas and crash, and fall in the rice crowd
faster than a cali man who sat down too fast
C'mere CAI! (Ricey, wait a minute, that's my pipe dog!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
I don't give a damn, Honda sent me to tick the world off!

Chorus

[Eminem]
My local mechanic said he can't install my fake intercooler (damn!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
Thanks a lot.. next season, I'll still be running the quarter in thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with a sticker, chased him with a caliper
and told him to install the intercooler on the civic (Now!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
Walked in the NOPI's, had my jacket zipped up
got served by Mike from the APC, then walked out with a exhaust tip bigger than a 7/11 cup
Rice Rocket, runnin over pedestrians
in a cut spring racer while they're screamin at me: "LOWER THAT CAR PROPERLY"
Ninety-nine percent of my horse power is Vinyl
I just found out my lawnmower does more burnouts than I do
I told the demostics I'd grow up to be a famous racer
Make a book company about doin donuts and name it after em!
You know you blew up your engine the ricers rush your stands
and try to buy you your Intake like some screamin RSX fans (Aaahhhhhh!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
This guy at a car show asked for my glowing honda badge (Dude, where can i buy that badge?)
So I told him: Dave, call mike from APC....

Chorus

[Eminem]
Stop the race! This ricer needs to be locked away! (Get him!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
Dr. Acura, don't just stand there, MODIFY!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to Race
I'll have to be carried inside the Dealeship and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just burned a quart of oil -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a fast car in years, and my body kit is too ricey to hide
Racing Seats ripped like the seat belt pads i found (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll race anything even if it walks walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so desperate I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA RACE ME MOM? (WAH!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> YOU AIN'T GOT NO VTEC (WAH!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> I lay awake and strap myself into my racing harness
Put a shoei on and tap myself in the head (BANG!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
And by the way when you see my Civic in super street? (Yeah?)
Ask mike from apc if he bought a issue and seen my ad

Chorus

Fresh 240SX
03-26-2002, 06:09 PM
sorry about all the smiles..... damn code must have thougth brackets were smiles.... meh

Takumi
03-26-2002, 06:11 PM
Man, a lot of those bars don't even rhyme. &nbsp;The "legend", who?

Fresh 240SX
03-26-2002, 06:22 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Takumi @ Mar. 26 2002,8:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Man, a lot of those bars don't even rhyme. The "legend", who?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Hey Hey..... it was a bad song to try to make a dis with..... if u wanna see a legend at work ill pick a song of my choice to do it too....

Takumi
03-26-2002, 06:35 PM
Well, it was a nice try though and it was a pretty good start, but it needed some work. I'll see what I can do with it. I was just sayin' that some of the bars didn't rhyme or make enough sense to be funny enough. Besides, if you were a "legend", you'd have no problem rewriting a song like this. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Fresh 240SX
03-26-2002, 06:53 PM
its not a problem with writing the song its just that the song had nothing for me to work with......

Takumi
03-26-2002, 07:57 PM
Well, here, I'll help ya out. It ain't all that great, but here it goes.

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. (scratches) Rice Racer
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. (scratches) Rice Racer

Ahh emm.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the C-class
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like Prime rims? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick 9 foot tails and slap on a pair of eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Talk shit and get fucked up worse than my car is? (Huh?)
My drivetrain’s dead weight, I’m trying get my wheels straight
but I cant figure out which young Rice Girl I wanna impregnate (Umm..)
Racer Dre said, "Rice Racer your tach’s dead!"
Uh-uh! "Then why you still on red? The car’s wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've wanted to be like everyone else
Bought a Honda four years later and hung myself with a timing belt
Got pissed off and ripped a Type R’s wing off
And tore it so hard I broke the trunk n’ sent it flyin’ across
I got smoked by a Taurus that kicked my ass
cuz my damn nitrous didn’t help me go fast
Look man lights! (Moron, what the hell, don’t blind my eyes dog!)
I don't give a fuck, my neons were meant to piss ya’ll off.

Chorus


My mechanic thought my compression was too high
At the drags, next season I'm runnin’ 35’s
I taped together my bumper with an Option sticker, thinkin’ it’ll look sicker
and sat high on my seat with a stack of paper
Who can I rip up, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the turn signals, with my tip huge as a big gulp
Bolted-on air splitters, runnin over pedestrians
car lookin’ like a spaceship while they scream: “You givin’ Asians bad reputations!”
Ninety-nine percent of my car’s covered in vinyl
It turns out that LJ Garcia’s my own idol (damn!)
I told mom I'd grow up to be a famous racer
Get sponsorships with APC and name a wheel after her (Oh thank you!)
You know the motor blew up when your Civic’s on the stands
and try to show your fartcans off to some other car fans (Hahahahaha!)
Saw a guy at the show, wanted to sell me a VTEC badge (Dude, you want one?)
So I told him: 'No thanks, I already have ten of ‘em, asshole!'

Chorus

Stop the race, this car needs to be towed away! (Get him!)
Yo hey, dont just stand there, get the crane!
I’m not ready to race, its too scary to die (Fuck that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the dealership and buried alive
Am I comin’ or goin’? I can barely decide.
I just inhaled a spray of NOS, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
Most of my life I had to ask for a ride
I ain't had a woman in years, and my car is too ugly to hide
(Whoops!) Seats ripped and got dysfunctional locks (bweep-boop!)
Bullshit when I talk, I can beat anything that walks. (Let’s race!)
My dick was little, I used to get so anxious I would throw fits
HOW DID YOUR WAGON BEAT ME MOM?
I HAD A STICKSHIFT!
I lay awake and strap myself to the seat n'
Put a racing helmet on and stabbed myself till I was bleedin'
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)

And by the way, when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I used his Accord for a Nopi ad

Chorus

Fresh 240SX
03-26-2002, 08:33 PM
thats tight, good job..... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

s15dude
03-26-2002, 10:49 PM
Great job on the song, I think that it flows a little better if you replace rice racer with street racer. I dunno, maybe I'm on crack.

Takumi
03-26-2002, 11:11 PM
Nah, "Street Racer" sounds too broad and it needed to be specific. Plus "Rice Racer" flows just like "Slim Shady". So it works. Except "Rice Racer" doesn't roll off the tongue so well. Thanks for the compliments! I have to totally thank Fresh &nbsp;240SX for getting the entire song layed out first.

w0o0rd
03-27-2002, 10:30 AM
hondas r k0o the reason why i dont have one is beacuse i have takin on drifting and i wouldn't be able to if i had a FF car if i have enough money to get a s2000 i would rather have then my 240. but if someone wanted to trade there skyline or s15 i'll straight up trade that s2000 with the quickness hahahahahahah &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Fresh 240SX
03-27-2002, 01:07 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Takumi @ Mar. 27 2002,01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Nah, "Street Racer" sounds too broad and it needed to be specific. Plus "Rice Racer" flows just like "Slim Shady". So it works. Except "Rice Racer" doesn't roll off the tongue so well. Thanks for the compliments! I have to totally thank Fresh 240SX for getting the entire song layed out first.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
No prob..... There are so many good songs you could mod to fit this anti honda rap...
Get your roll on....
Welcome to atlanta
Rollout
Stuff like that..... its all good...
BTW Rice Racer when i wrote it sounded better than anything i could think of at the time

Fresh 240SX
03-27-2002, 01:38 PM
Check This One......

RICE out!

[repeat 6x]
RICE out! RICE out! RICE out! RICE out!

[Chorus - "RICE out!" in background]
I got my 5 inch ractive pipe, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on fourteens, with the top back
So much rice, you can't stop that
Twin cam gears, cocked back
Me and my homies, so drop that
We rollin on fourteens, with the top back
So much rice, you can't stop that

Now where'd you get that platinum civic with them sparcos in it?
Where'd you get that matchin Integra with them windows tinted?
Who them rice girls you be with when you be ridin through?
Man I ain't got nothin to prove, I paid my dues
Breakin the rules, I shake fools while I'm takin 'em, whewwwww!
Tell me who's your sticker man, how do you stick'em so good?
You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?
What in the world is under that hood, what you got in that hood?
A couple a cans a NOS, you did a good ass job of just eyein me, spyin me

[Chorus]

Man, that Si don't come out until next year, where in the fuck did you get it?
That's twenty three thousand bucks GONE, where in the fuck did you spend it?
You must have euros on your back, 'cause you got rice to the ceiling
And the bigger the tip, the bigger the peelin
The better I'm feelin, the more that I'm chillin
Winnin, drillin and killin the feelin
Now wheres shogun unpainted kix droped down past the wheels?
Gettin goosebumps when that fiberglass tap the concrete when the tires peel..
What in the world is in that BOX, what you got in that BOX?
A couple a subs, a couple a amps, a couple of pipes, a couple of lights
Now it's time to choose

[Chorus]

Are your stickers custom-made, custom-paid, or they custom-fitted?
Turbo Timer up in the ride and is that Acura-kitted?
Is that your CRX, your Del Sol or just your main rice ride?
You take a pick, while I'm rubbin the rims, cuttin the springs to the top of the wells
Now tell me how fast is your quarter and what you keep that slip?
What about spoilers and NOS, is that what you keep in your trunk?
What in the world is in that CASE, what you got in that CASE?
Get up out my face, you couldn't relate, wait to take place at a similar pace
So shake, shake it

[(Chorus) 1/2x]

Get out my business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, ah
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit and it's my business,
my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass, 'cause it's mine, oh mine
My business, my biznass
Stay the fuck up out my biznass
'Cause these niggas all up in my shit.......[fade]




Bah i kinda fell apart not the end but it was a 5min effort <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

BlackS14
03-27-2002, 04:39 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (onebadm5 @ Mar. 25 2002,10:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteBegin--s13240sxman+Mar. 25 2002,8<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (s13240sxman @ Mar. 25 2002,8<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>9)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hum. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'> I hope people don't think I hate Honda's because I drive a Nissan. That would suck. To hate a car would be sad, after all it is just a car. BTW one of my friends just got a new Yellow S2K and i love that honda... Hope I dont get kicked of this board.(JK) <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
dude we've gone thru this a million times. hondas are great cars, its just those crack head owners that make the worthless mods that make us all riled up...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Couldn't have said it better myself......I think Hondas are a great car...it's the damn drivers of most of them that I can't stand. They think thier cars are Gods gift to the automobile industry......not.

...have to admit though...I did chuckle at those lyrics:)

-Bill

Fresh 240SX
03-27-2002, 05:23 PM
Dont get me wrong honda makes a qulaity product but the ppl who rice them out anger me

Takumi
03-27-2002, 08:23 PM
Hahahaha...looks like I'll have to bust a Big Tymers or Hot Boyz parody.