funny college paper

[Dustbunnie]

damn..

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=1474389&STARTPAGE=1&FTVAR_FORUMVIEWTMP=Linear

[nocomedown]

hahahaha! that's some of the funniest shit i've ever read. i think he should have been given an A for humor, because honestly, you can't put a price on that.

[revat619]

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats one of the funniest things i have ever read! :rofl:

frickin awesome!

[s14falcon]

OMG sooooo funny. Wow funny. Im surprised he even got a D for that piece of dogshit. If i were a teacher that would be the biggest insult to have someone hand that shit in, i would have given it a 0. Then posted it up on the internet.

[urbansith]

wow he had to hop in his benzo to bust a cap, and a had a rap to go with it:rofl:

[wingsnthangs]

If it's real, I'd like to know:
1. What college, aka "institute of higher education".
2. What kind of hired TA/professor/grader would have such handwriting comparable to that of a child.
3. What kind of grader would take the time to grade all 7 pages in consistent and particular detail.
4. What kind of grading rubric can evaluate such a bullshit paper down to a detailed "61%", let alone pass it.


I got a good laugh, nonetheless.

[nocomedown]

if i were the TA grading it, i'd be laughing so hard that i could hardly write straight either, and i would also have given him an A for making it so damn funny. while some of his details were more than a bit off, it's clear that he's at least read Oedipus Rex, so that's good enough.
(this font is smaller than the last)

[tractorcrusher]

The red page is awesome, tubgirl in works cited is also nice.

[MakotoS13]

brilliance, pure brilliance.

[Dustbunnie]

If it's real, I'd like to know:
1. What college, aka "institute of higher education".
2. What kind of hired TA/professor/grader would have such handwriting comparable to that of a child.
3. What kind of grader would take the time to grade all 7 pages in consistent and particular detail.
4. What kind of grading rubric can evaluate such a bullshit paper down to a detailed "61%", let alone pass it.


I got a good laugh, nonetheless.

yah..anyone else notice on the pg 4 link that the page is "to big"?

[HyperTek]

my english 1a teacher has horrible hand writing, I cant read what she writes on the chalkboard.. lol

[Andrew Bohan]

i can't read half my teachers' handwriting. it takes hours of analysis to decipher it sometimes.

oh, and the paper was funny. i loled at work.

[mjjstang]

wow I have never laughed harder.

[skatanic28]

if he actually handed that in and got it graded, that is hilarious.

while were on the topic, heres a final exam from last year at my school.

http://clarkson.dailyjolt.com/when_heat_transfer_goes_awry_.html

[Var]

my boss was like wtf you laughing at stupid. LOL

[BSeay]

i love the work cited

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URL Deleted!!
thats hilarious...

[Var]

i would strongly recommend deleting that link to tub*** before you get BANNED>..seriously

[w0nderbr3ad]

hahahaha i didn't even bother with that red page..he even added in pictures. WTH was with only -1 or -2 points for profanity? If I was grading the paper I would have stopped reading it from the first one. haha..i give thumbs up for being a funny paper though.

[ThatGuy]

i would strongly recommend deleting that link to tub*** before you get BANNED>..seriously

Too late, but he will just be Pink for the next 10 days.

[SlideStar]

:bowdown: "this is page 3"

thats my favorite!

[Andrew Bohan]

seems like zilvia needs an autocorrect entry for the string "tubgirl"

[Twinkie]

that is the most genious thing i have ever seen. the best!

[nistech]

wow that was funny

[mjjstang]

wow modding on this site is getting out of hand, ohhh wow pinked for quoting someting and probably not even realizing what he was doing, but lets pink him anyway, but whatever im not gonna start another one of those gay threads and hijack, btw I hardly come here anymore its getting repetative.

[papershot]

hahaha @ the picture of Dre

and "this is page 3"...rofl

[tegasaurus]

Also take note that the "english teacher" didn't count spelling errors and also made a gramatical error of him/herself on page 4 where it says "WHERE IS THE TEXT!" note the lack of a/many question mark(s).

[Got Sileighty?]

thats the funniest thing ive seen/read/experienced in a while hahahahahaha....so what is uhhhh t*bgirl? im afraid to go into the site and just get a bunch of popups or even worse, some malware. is it just porn?

[papershot]

you don't want to know what it is.

[mjjstang]

its just a pic of old faithful. thats it, eveyrone makes it like its some sick porn site or something, but its all hype,

[ThatGuy]

It's a disturbingly disgusting image that does not to be seen, or linked to on Zilvia. If you have a problem with my Moderation, feel free to contact me with suggestions. However don't expect me to change my mind about the rules and regulations of this site.

[tastyratz]

have you ever seen what its like in the special ed classes? thats probabbly from some sped class by someone in a poor section of an inner city. thats probabbly like shakespear to that teacher...