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S13Grl
03-17-2002, 02:30 PM
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MINIme68626: i got spanked
S13Grl: good for you
MINIme68626: no not that kind of spanked
MINIme68626: dirty mind
S13Grl: what car?
MINIme68626: civic... the bastard
S13Grl: haha you suck
MINIme68626: im stock he had exhaust and intake from what i could hear but i bet he had headers and other minor bolt ons
S13Grl: you still got spanked by a civic
S13Grl: you got an auto?
MINIme68626: lol it hurts enough as it is
MINIme68626: naw im 5spd
S13Grl: hahahha
MINIme68626: why are you telling every one!!
S13Grl: because it's funny
S13Grl: haha
S13Grl: you got spanked by a FF 125-hp car
MINIme68626: lol
S13Grl: and besides, i just told tofu
S13Grl: wait, i gotta tell camppain
MINIme68626: he beat me by like 2-3 car lenghts
MINIme68626: nooooooooooo
S13Grl: haha
S13Grl: whoops
MINIme68626: lol damn
S13Grl: lol
S13Grl: yougotta learn how to drive your car,  man.... ;-)
S13Grl: you can't allow a civic to spank you
MINIme68626: i know how to drive
MINIme68626: that bastard had more mods than he told me
S13Grl: yeah, but you gotta learn how to drive faster
S13Grl: oh come on
S13Grl: i've raced modded civics before
S13Grl: they're shit
MINIme68626: they are i got him off the whole but then his stupid car just eased past me
MINIme68626: my mouth dropped
S13Grl: that shouldn't happen
S13Grl: you didn't shift fast enough
S13Grl: you didn't shift at right rpms
MINIme68626: maybe that
MINIme68626: i shift fast
MINIme68626: what should i shift at
S13Grl: well, obviously not fast enough
MINIme68626: i shift at redline
S13Grl: what year is your car
MINIme68626: 97
S13Grl: hahaha you got spanked by a civic in a '97 S14
MINIme68626: god dammit
S13Grl: you shouldn't shift at redline
MINIme68626: where then?
S13Grl: don't you know your power curve?
S13Grl: instead of looking at midget porn, you should research about your car some more
MINIme68626: not by heart
MINIme68626: lmao
MINIme68626: whats peak like 6000?
S13Grl: what?
S13Grl: that's it, i'm publishing this conversation on zilvia.net
MINIme68626: dammit
MINIme68626: you suck
MINIme68626: lol
S13Grl: no, you're the one who got spanked by a civic EX
S13Grl: hah
MINIme68626: ok fine i lost and it was a civic ex ill catch him again and beat him
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DrDubbleB
03-17-2002, 02:33 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! &nbsp;ROFL LMAO!!!! &nbsp;That made my day! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

KiDyNomiTe
03-17-2002, 02:36 PM
ahah some interesting conversations. That title of yours is going to attract a lot of peoples attention.

S13Girl what have you done to your car.

wherezmytofu
03-17-2002, 02:36 PM
civic ex 96 +
1.6 L
9.6:1
127 @6600rpm
107 @5500rpm

+ exhuast = 130hp
+ intake &nbsp; = 132hp

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

S13Grl
03-17-2002, 02:37 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KiDyNomiTe @ Mar. 17 2002,2:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">S13Girl what have you done to your car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Nothin'. Just bought it.

ca18guy
03-17-2002, 02:39 PM
That sucks, I lost to a 4 door civic in my old Z. Of course he was running NAWSn though.

camppain
03-17-2002, 02:43 PM
ah ha ha ha ha

you will now be banned from zilvia off to 240sx.org you go!

bwah ah aha hahah

S13Grl
03-17-2002, 03:00 PM
And some more:

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MINIme68626: Wherezmytofu: if i were u i'd start selling blood and plasma now
Wherezmytofu: and fix the egnine up <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

MINIme68626: lmao
S13Grl: hahahahahahah
MINIme68626: i need turbo
S13Grl: haha
S13Grl: no, you need to stop driving like a granny
MINIme68626: i can always go to the sperm bank..........
S13Grl: hahahahaha
MINIme68626: what do they pay 100bucks?
S13Grl: id on't know, i'm kind of female
MINIme68626: yeh sux to be you
S13Grl: i beg to differ
MINIme68626: lol
MINIme68626: i knew that was coming
S13Grl: okay...
MINIme68626: you can always sell your eggs
S13Grl: no thanks, i don't get spanked by civic
S13Grl: ss
MINIme68626: lol thats it no matter what i say its gonna be "well least i didnt get spanked by a civic"
S13Grl: haha
S13Grl: lol
S13Grl: i think i'll post this part of the conversation up on zilvia too
MINIme68626: ahh crap
MINIme68626: well i smell like ass so im gonna go take a bath
MINIme68626: peace
S13Grl: that's going onzilvia too
S13Grl: lol
MINIme68626: lol
S13Grl: hahaha
S13Grl: see you later, "minime-who-got-spanked-by-a-civic-ex"
MINIme68626: lol
MINIme68626: peace
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whateverjames
03-17-2002, 03:06 PM
hehe. yeah don't shift at redline, that's your problem. our KA's suffocate at those RPM. either change your racing habits or buy some cams <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

KiDyNomiTe
03-17-2002, 03:10 PM
whats the best rpm for a stock KA (DOHC) to shift at

whateverjames
03-17-2002, 03:15 PM
6000 for me. &nbsp;ohh yea i've recently started double clutching, and no longer will my bad syncros make me lose a race to an inferior car! i'm unstopable! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/whatsthat.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':whatthe:'>

Kid Zelda
03-17-2002, 03:27 PM
HAHa.. funny.

You should read IM convo's I have with ppl ... crazy b/s !

AceInHole
03-17-2002, 10:25 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ Mar. 15 2002,4:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">+ exhuast = 130hp
+ intake = 132hp</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
+ sticker = 142hp
+ window tint = 152hp
- windsheild wiper = 155hp

you got killed by weight alone <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

96SEChick
03-17-2002, 10:30 PM
S13Grl & minime -- that's awesome

West
03-18-2002, 10:02 AM
I lost to a Civic hatchback that had NOS in my Z.

Also there is a sleeper looking Civic hatchback in my area that is stripped inside and looks totaly stock but has a engine swap. It will kick the shit out of most anything on the road here. Even this 600hp VR4.

So whatever, its no big deal unless he only had a few bolt ons.

mrfly
03-18-2002, 10:55 AM
That is hilarious stuff. Minieme should easily be able to beat cars of the low caliber. Hmmmmm? Maybe we should all pitch in for some drivers ed.

geeaj
03-18-2002, 11:26 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">MINIme68626: ahh crap
MINIme68626: well i smell like ass so im gonna go take a bath
MINIme68626: peace
S13Grl: that's going onzilvia too</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I am not sure which is worse, smelling like ass, or being beat by a civic...LOL... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'>

twofortysx
03-18-2002, 11:32 AM
http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/spank.gif

AceInHole
03-18-2002, 11:33 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (geeaj @ Mar. 16 2002,1:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">MINIme68626: ahh crap
MINIme68626: well i smell like ass so im gonna go take a bath
MINIme68626: peace
S13Grl: that's going onzilvia too</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I am not sure which is worse, smelling like ass, or being beat by a civic...LOL... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
smelling like ass after being beat by a civic

MorganS13
03-18-2002, 11:42 AM
i almost got beat by a civic EX with an intake...then i realized he was racing me and actually floored it &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

there is this UGLY primer gray early 90s civic hb here. &nbsp;its totally stripped on the inside, and runs 12s now, last summer it ran 13s. &nbsp;this is all motor (no nos, turbo or supercharger...). &nbsp;the thing is he's runnin a Spoon engine in it on high octane gas, just a little detail <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> (don't know any more bout it, don't really care). &nbsp;it looks butt ugly and i really don't see the purpose of it considering its obviously for drag only. &nbsp;there are much better cars which i would rather spend my time on and be running 11s or even 10s with the same budget/time if i was just into drag racing

DuffMan
03-18-2002, 12:03 PM
I got beat by a civic once.





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But I was on foot! And it was close too.

Coldsun
03-18-2002, 03:45 PM
Man, i'm disgusted!!!
poor guy...you might as well start racing corollas
lol
-Sun

roast
03-18-2002, 04:55 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (AceInHole @ Mar. 17 2002,11:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ Mar. 15 2002,4:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">+ exhuast = 130hp
+ intake = 132hp</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
+ sticker = 142hp
+ window tint = 152hp
- windsheild wiper = 155hp

you got killed by weight alone <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Hey ace, that musta meant a white sticker, you have to remember that yellow stickers are faster!!!

so + yellow sticker = 148 hp
&nbsp; &nbsp;+ window tint = 158 hp
&nbsp; &nbsp;- windsheild wiper = 161 hp

hehe

roast

KiDyNomiTe
03-18-2002, 05:01 PM
Man you guys actually have some cars with mods that live around you. The fastest thing that I saw around here was an RX-7 with exhaust and probably more.

And the wannabes around here are plenty, like this Eclipse RS with all the paint off and a Shogun Kit with a big ass wing. The interior is liek blue but it was custom done and looks nasty, the only thing the guy has is exhaust and intake. The car hasn't been painted for about two years.

j1n102
03-18-2002, 06:15 PM
coulda had a GSR motor......hmmmm?

Tuck&Poke
03-18-2002, 07:22 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Coldsun @ Mar. 18 2002,4:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Man, i'm disgusted!!!
poor guy...you might as well start racing corollas
lol
-Sun</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
ok now calm down im not THAT bad &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'>