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sepulchral
12-18-2004, 12:49 PM
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."

KoukiMonster
12-18-2004, 01:07 PM
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240KAT
12-18-2004, 02:02 PM
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Tunak! :rofl:

mrmephistopheles
12-18-2004, 03:42 PM
Tunak! :rofl:
No, it's Daler Mehndi. You're thinking of his song, Tunak Tunak.

sepulchral, I've seen the movie and it was funny, but honestly this post has me saying :gives:...
You've been kinda postwhoring lately. I've been seeing A LOT of new threads by you. Beyond that fact, alot of those threads are unnecessary.
Why don't you start posting more conservatively instead of cuttering up the forum?

-Kevin

sepulchral
12-18-2004, 07:29 PM
i just saw this movie and i couldnt get over that line its so funny.. i dont care about posts, you can reduce mine to like 0 or something ive just been really bored and its cold outside :D

Nostradamus
12-20-2004, 10:52 AM
Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad!!!

BSeay
12-20-2004, 12:36 PM
"america, Fuck Yea!"

sepulchral
12-20-2004, 04:10 PM
"... i heard the screams of my goats as they were being burned alive by the oily fire black death, it was then that i placed a JIHAD on them, and if you dont let me help you then i'm gunna place a jihad on you."

O-Mikey
12-22-2004, 07:29 AM
Oh man, i saw that movie yesterday, and dam, i laughed through like the whole thing. It was fucking funny as!!!...Good ol King John Il. 'So ronry, soooo ronry...' and 'Aric Borwin' and 'Now presenting, King John Il, Oooooh Harro'

'America, Fuck Yeah!, Come to save the motherfuckin day yeah!'

God, non stop laughs, still havn't got over the hilarity. :bowrofl:

sepulchral
12-22-2004, 10:35 AM
"I treasure your friendship lisa"