DIE JOGGERS DIE!!!!!

[Tuck&Poke]

this is gonna sound gay...me and my bud on a go ped... but theyre actually pretty fun if you put go fast parts on them cause it hits around 50mph and its scary as hell.  well anyway we ride on the gopeds to the park and we meet some of our friends there (they got peds too).  so were just there talking shit w/e and some guy passes buy us and knocks me on the back...asshole.  it felt intentional too because theres about 2 acers of land behind me and it was pretty hard.  so to piss him off we decide to pass by him at like 40mph (these go peds are loud cause of aftermarket mufflers etc) so we go on our way in his direction and my friend goes infront of me and as soon as he passes the guy on the left side the guy jumps to the left and knocks him off...hard...at 40mph.  i stop cause this guy is fuckin insane and he turns around and looks at me and says "if you hadnt have turned off that thing youd be next shithead!"  this fuckin asshole is getting brave with me!? so i push the guy back and say "what the fuck are you crazy you son of a bitch you could have hurt him asshole,  what the fuck are you thinking do you have the brain power of a nat!"  the guys says" dont you ever touch me agian cause i will fuck you up"
"oh ok your gonna fuck me up go ahead dip shit do it"
turns around and jogs his sorry ass away.
anywho we reported this to the police but theres not much we can do.  it was assault on a minor and my friend is 14, im 16.  if we find him in the park tomorrow...ill run him over with the beast.  stupid asshole some people are just plain crazy.  just thought id share that with you im venting cause im still pissed this happened like 1hour ago.

[XylathaneGTR]

Dude that fucking sucks...
If that was me...i would have fucking punched his ass in the face...and if he would of tried to hit me back (i always cary a 3inch Serated blade <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> ...most of the time anyway) i woulda whipped it out on his ass.
Most of my friends know how to fight (Cause we's from the Calgary Ghetto's...lol [sarcasm]) &nbsp;But yeah...that fucking sucks...
Kick His ass

[Ni5mo180SX]

You should of beat his ass with your friends.

[XylathaneGTR]

Did that guy look built...or did he wear big gold Dolla Sign chains, or have tatoos (gang) or anything?
cause yeah...u shold give him a good old fashoned "weapons in the trunk of a civic with covered up licsence plates and everyone wearing bellaclava's jump out and beat his ass and drive away real fast." beating.
Those are good. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[Tuck&Poke]

we were gonna fight him today but one of my friends "had to pick up his sister"...yeh sure. &nbsp;hopefully tomorrow well get him just me and the kid who got pushed. &nbsp;crazy bastards gonna loose some teeth

[transient]

Give him a good old "Kids" style beat down.

(if you haven't seen the movie check here (http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/ddb5490109a79f598625623d0015f1e4/eb4bf581bb8ee1058625623e00192a59?OpenDocument))

[bing]

if somebody knocked me off my go-ped(i cant beleive i just said that) i'd ass rape them in front of their family and co-workers... thats insane and obviously on purpose... i really think you guys should get him back

[wyldchyld7x]

According to my anger management councelor violence is not the way to solve confrontations. &nbsp;Talking your differences out and finding a happy medium is the way to go. &nbsp;Now according to my platoon leader you should get a nice piece of pipe that you cantoss away wrap that in black electrical tape and spray it heavily with armor all, &nbsp;The armor all will prevent prints from sticking to the tape. &nbsp;You then hide behind something till you see jogger boy have a buddy distract by acting like his scooter is broke down when jogger boy aproaches you crush either his head or knee cap depending on your level of anger. &nbsp;Dump pipe and scoot away laughing.

[camppain]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wyldchyld7x @ Mar. 13 2002,09:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">According to my anger management councelor violence is not the way to solve confrontations. Talking your differences out and finding a happy medium is the way to go. Now according to my platoon leader you should get a nice piece of pipe that you cantoss away wrap that in black electrical tape and spray it heavily with armor all, The armor all will prevent prints from sticking to the tape. You then hide behind something till you see jogger boy have a buddy distract by acting like his scooter is broke down when jogger boy aproaches you crush either his head or knee cap depending on your level of anger. Dump pipe and scoot away laughing.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
roflmao!

omg that was funny and in a way terrifingly beleiveable *gulp*

[mbmbmb23]

Hey Transient...that movie Kids is f*cked up.....that guy trying to get that girl to give it up...was like "you girl....I'll buy you corndogs...blah blah blah" ....sad really.


M

[Tuck&Poke]

I EGGED HIS SORRY ASS!! today at 7 eastern time. &nbsp;we used this kids car that lives far away from the park to do it. &nbsp;i had 12 eggs and i used em all. &nbsp;id say 6-8 hit him. &nbsp;he was so f*ing pissed. &nbsp;we couldnt keep the car on the road cause we were laughing so hard that we were crying. &nbsp;son of a bitch deserved it. bastard dont f*k with me

[Ni5mo180SX]

HAHAHA Good job! !! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

[DrDubbleB]

Hahahahaha, you should have gotten pictures and posted them on here...that I would like to have seen!!! &nbsp;Kudos to you, revenge is sweet ain't it? &nbsp;If it were my friend, he would have gotten rubber gloves and stuck dog shit under the door handle (every door handle if possible) of his car. &nbsp;Disgusting, and they never see it coming. &nbsp;LOL...ohh those were the good ole' days.

[Tuck&Poke]

revenge is so sweet. &nbsp;i naild one of em in his head and then he tryed to run after us but of course he couldnt catch up.

[transient]

Hey, if you know his car, take some pillsbury biscuits and wing them at his car, If they stick to it overnight, they won't come off without taking paint with them, hehe.

edit: I should have said raw biscuits, but i'm sure you already knew.

Btw, yeah, that is a messed up movie.

[XylathaneGTR]

w000000t!
Nice job man...way to teach his ass a lesson <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Did you cover the car plates up?
Ive done stuff like that before...with 2 of my friends cars...a civic and a teg. &nbsp;we covered the plates...the guys house was really close to a school...and it wasn't just egging...so we had the plates covered cause the people we were beating on would have known who we were...so after we floored it out, and pulled into that school to remove the paper covering the plates...and then left...
But anyways...
Nice

[240meowth]

BITCH, so that was you that egged me, you are going to get it soo bad. wha's your name, where do u live bitch? naa i'm just messin, revenge isn't always the way... egg? where i'm from (taiwan) we fill up glass bottle w/ gas, and cork it w/ cloth, and light the cloth on fire and chuck the bottle @ 'em, when the glass breaks, the gas will spill out in a trail, and the firey cloth will light up the whole trail on fire, and if gas is on the person, u can burn him well... again, that's back in my messed up country... u'll probibly get arrested here....


anybody know what this is called? i know it's called gasoline shell if translated directly...

[DrDubbleB]

Ahhh yes a molatov cocktail*. &nbsp;Actually, it's 2 parts gasoline, and 1 part motor oil. &nbsp;That'll get the bastard burning. &nbsp;

*I do not in anyway condone the use of a molotav cocktail for any use. &nbsp;I am just providing the correct information on how to make one.

[wyldchyld7x]

DrDubbleb is right that is the traditional reciepe for a molotov cocktail but i prefer to spice it up with a bit of rubber cement or airplane glue. &nbsp;This causes the fluids to stick to the subject and burns in real pretty colors.

[whateverjames]

what does the motor oil do? smoke screen? hehee. no really what is the point of the motor oil, and would synthetic be best, 5w30? 10w30?

[XylathaneGTR]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DrDubbleB @ Mar. 13 2002,7:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ahhh yes a molatov cocktail*. Actually, it's 2 parts gasoline, and 1 part motor oil. That'll get the bastard burning.

*I do not in anyway condone the use of a molotav cocktail for any use. I am just providing the correct information on how to make one.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
thats an easy way to make a molitov...but there's a much more complicated way...involving a lot more chemicals...And its really expliosive...and could easily kill someone...But yeah...don;t do that kinda shit
You can find tons of small explosives on the Net or in Anarchy Cookbooks...some can be quiet fun...
but yeah....
Don't Do that Kinda Stuff...eet's dangerous

[Tuck&Poke]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (whateverjames @ Mar. 13 2002,8:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">what does the motor oil do? smoke screen? hehee. no really what is the point of the motor oil, and would synthetic be best, 5w30? 10w30?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
lol hahaha...i dont think molotov cocktails is a good idea.... but im gonna try to find out what car he has and then when i do what im gonna do is 1. try that pillsbury idea 2.get an egg (the mother of all prank weapons) and crack it on his windsheild and let it slide down under the rubber seal on the bottom of the window. &nbsp;2 days and the car smells like rotton eggs and he doesnt know where its coming from. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> &nbsp;3. put feces on all his door handles trunk etc. 4. gotta come up with a 4. any ideas? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'>

[240meowth]

plug up his key holes w/ gum

after that, i think it's quite enough, i think u've already gone too far...

[DrDubbleB]

Yeah, I'm just going the old school, as wyldchyld said, "traditional" way to make a molotav cocktail. As for what the oil does, it; 1) Spreads the fire much better and 2) Makes it much harder to put out, as oil fires cannot be put out with water, it just makes the oil spread more. Again I must stress, I in no way condone the use of fire, explosives, or molotov cocktails! <==== Covering my own ass...I don't want a law suit, so don't go trying it because I told you the correct way to do it. I don't even know how I know how to do it, I think it's something I learned in High School Chemistry or something.


And I'm pretty sure that you want to go with organic, not synthetic motor oil.

[mbmbmb23]

We used to stuff shotgun shells up peoples exhausts.....dunno if it did anything since the casings probably melted..but.....they were buckshot...so it would rattle if they leaked out without blowing up. &nbsp;Also, Ive heard sticking bologna to peoples houses will take the paint off......or you could always unload a tube of superglue into their locks on their car (that is shitty tho). &nbsp;If its winter, you can freeze teepee their car...with gallons of cheap bottled water..and lots of generic paper towels. &nbsp;This takes 2 people...the "unroller" and the "pourer". &nbsp;Or, you can get mice from the pet store...and let them go in someones car. &nbsp;Also, paintball drive-bys are kinda wicked.....but you can get arrested for that. &nbsp;Someone did that to some drivethru kid at McDonalds and got busted for it.

[thewholefnshow]

Yah, that sounds like a quebecer all right... it's cold today, I say go buy some celophane tape (saran wrap will work, but it's not as strong) hold him down, wrap him up and just stand him up on the side of the bike path... you could wrap him up naked and call the cops and say there is a naked wierdo in the park too... either way, it would be funny... duct tape would work too, but it is a lot more money... oooo and if you tie him up like that, bring some plywood sit him down, and prop it off his back, that way you can do jumps off him as a ramp!

[MorganS13]

HAHAHA, u guys are crazy! takes me back to high school, only 2 years ago but still...damn that shit was fun. &nbsp;now that i think back all the shit we did was kinda dumb but it was soo much fun. &nbsp; i'm surprised we only got arrested once... i'll try and think of some ideas for u

[sykikchimp]

If he has a light colored car. Wrap a raw egg in a Colored napkin and tie it off with some rubber band or something. &nbsp;Throw them at his car at night. &nbsp;If they stay on there all night the color of the napkin will forever be part of the color of the paint.

[XylathaneGTR]

if you can.
Freeze a can of Shaving Creme in Liquid Nitrogen...2 actually
Then...CAREFULLY (aftermaking sure its COMPLETLY frozen) peel off the can...leaving a solid frozen block of shaving creme...
Then...break into his car...and do all that other shit...Then...just throw both blocks in there...2 cans will completly fill a car once it melts
It will tottaly damage the apholstry and a ton of shit in his car...

that ones a classic <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[transient]

Hahaha, new ones! I love the egg in the napkin. Hmm, I should go grab an anarchist's cookbook sometime, lol

[XylathaneGTR]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (transient @ Mar. 14 2002,6:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hahaha, new ones! I love the egg in the napkin. Hmm, I should go grab an anarchist's cookbook sometime, lol</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
heh, yeah...i have one from my old days of Hating the World <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
Man those were fun times...*sighs*
Yeah, that egg one's pretty good...but i still like mah shaving creme...
Also...you can take a rag soaked in gasoline, rip open his gas tank, take out the cap, and cram the rag in...then wipe off ur hands (cause of gas.) take a lighter, and light rag...the car will be wasted...
Kinda basic...but still cool...if ur a pyro

[gh6o6]

go to home improvement store and buy the expanding isulation (sp) and then spray it in fun places it expands and clogs - very cool stuff
cool places:
&nbsp; exaust
&nbsp; gas tank
&nbsp; door locks
&nbsp; behind rearview mirrors (they might even pop off)
&nbsp; drill hole in light and spray in there

Useful destruction tools:

cordless drill and many bits
hammer - ball pein (sp) ofcourse
glass cutter - doesent cut but scratches glass well
knife or simmilar


it all depends on how mad/daring you are

[Tuck&Poke]

i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.

[ca18guy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 17 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
You have too much time on your hands.

[Tuck&Poke]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ca18guy @ Mar. 16 2002,3:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 17 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i still havent found his car this weekend i cant check it cause im not at my house but on tuesday (figured out his schedule) were gonna follow him and find his car.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
You have too much time on your hands.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
wasnt that hard got home from school parked at the park and at 5<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0pm we saw him jog his sorry ass past us and at 6:30 we didnt see him again so know at six where gonna follow him to his car

[Tuck&Poke]

HAHAH I GOT THE BASTARD! &nbsp;this is a follow up. &nbsp;today at exactly 5:32pm we located the coordinates of his forest grean 97' Civic LX automatic transmission pos. &nbsp;we began by rememoving the windshield wipers and then spreading shit all over the front windshield. &nbsp;after that we gently cracked a Jumbo Grade A egg on his window and let its slimy yellowy mass slide down past the rubber guard into the door. &nbsp;followed by a nice thick coating of human (yes my shit to be exact) feces on the inside of the door handles and trunk. &nbsp;we then jamed a nice large rubber ball in the exhaust to clog things up (shoved it as far as our fingers could reach). &nbsp;we then ripped off his hubcaps (theyre bolted on so it took a metal stick) and placed them back so that it looked liek they had never been ripped off) &nbsp;and last but not leastl we stuck a nice big fat peice of bologna onto his good and left it to bake in the sun. &nbsp;ahh someday ill look back on this and be proud. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[sykikchimp]

remind me to never piss off minime... &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> &nbsp;l0c0

[DrDubbleB]

Hahaha, OMG, that's classic. &nbsp;I just hope it was the right car! &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

[wherezmytofu]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (minime686 @ Mar. 18 2002,10:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">HAHAH I GOT THE BASTARD! this is a follow up. today at exactly 5:32pm we located the coordinates of his forest grean 97' Civic LX automatic transmission pos. we began by rememoving the windshield wipers and then spreading shit all over the front windshield. after that we gently cracked a Jumbo Grade A egg on his window and let its slimy yellowy mass slide down past the rubber guard into the door. followed by a nice thick coating of human (yes my shit to be exact) feces on the inside of the door handles and trunk. we then jamed a nice large rubber ball in the exhaust to clog things up (shoved it as far as our fingers could reach). we then ripped off his hubcaps (theyre bolted on so it took a metal stick) and placed them back so that it looked liek they had never been ripped off) and last but not leastl we stuck a nice big fat peice of bologna onto his good and left it to bake in the sun. ahh someday ill look back on this and be proud. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
so..............let me get this straight.....u shitted in like a bucket and then drove around with it?.....then spredding it all over the place?............ <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/nervous.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':nervous:'> ....dude...u getting very close 2 taking jackets mr. hardcore title.... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cry.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cry:'>

[wherezmytofu]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (sykikchimp @ Mar. 18 2002,10:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">remind me to never piss off minime... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> l0c0</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
http://www.hondasociety.com/board/images/paulie/smilies/werd.gif

[wa-fu]

I bet everyone on this forum would get pissed if someone even leaned on their car. &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>

[BadMoJo]

http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/eek2.gif damn!................ U iz one crazy bastard!

[palpatine1st]

actually its 2 parts gas to 1 part disel and if you really want to have fun get some 100 octane racing fuel and dissolve as much styrofoam into it as possible and tada home made NAPALM!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

[camppain]

that is sick i woulda taken my dogs and maybe just pissed on his handles ut i cant touch my own shit. i get eeked when i wipe and some gets on my fingers

lmao

all you guys i love you all to death cause you have to many ideas!

lol this was to funny but i suggest u edit it just in case osmeone sees something you never know

[camppain]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (wherezmytofu @ Mar. 20 2002,10:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (sykikchimp @ Mar. 18 2002,10:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">remind me to never piss off minime... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/crazy.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':crazy:'> l0c0</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
http://www.hondasociety.com/board/images/paulie/smilies/werd.gif</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
nice sig btw tofurkey

[mistert]

bologna is an old favourite for sure, in case anybody doesnt understand why its mentioned, bologna has the same effect as paint thinner. if you leave a fresh juicy piece of sliced bologna from the store sitting on someones car, it will dry. Of course, it'll peel right off, but if it has been there for a while (At least 20-30 minutes, longer the better). when it does peel right off, though, there wont be any paint where it has cured

you wanna be creative though. Cut up the bologna and write something like "child molester" in bologna on his car and leave it there. he'll take it off and everyone will notice that a child molester is driving the car (I bet his boyfriend will leave his gay ass, then!<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

[Tuck&Poke]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (camppain @ Mar. 19 2002,11:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">that is sick i woulda taken my dogs and maybe just pissed on his handles ut i cant touch my own shit. i get eeked when i wipe and some gets on my fingers

lmao

all you guys i love you all to death cause you have to many ideas!

lol this was to funny but i suggest u edit it just in case osmeone sees something you never know</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
well i didnt touch it with my bear hand! &nbsp;we had those rubber doctors gloves so it wasnt that bad...and yes i crapped in a bucket put it in the car and drove over there. &nbsp;i bet that mofo was pissed off when he found that. with the bologna we cut it into little squares and placed them all over the hood. &nbsp;man i did all this and he didnt even push me off... if he would have touched me...oh boy i wouldnt stop at his car

[twofortysx]

Hey, minime..you're a great guy, and like, my best friend. &nbsp;We should do lunch sometime :scared:

j/k <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;

I would never piss you off though. &nbsp;damn