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aznpoopy
10-27-2004, 07:05 PM
edit : poop some mod plz move to off topic... sorry

http://www.7thgencivic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180472

original from SHO forums i think.

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Myself and my friend Kevin were driving down I-91 in his Mustang minding our buisness on the way back to his house. We're in fairly decent traffic, nothing stopping the flow of traffic, but enough so that we cannot move very far in either lane. Out of the corner of my eye I spot a bright red CRX coming up behind us in the passing lane. I didn't think anything of it until I noticed the person driving it. It was the typical white boy in a Honda, thinking he's bad ***. He had his hat on all lopsided in a true Icy Hot Stuntaz fashion. He started toying with us, pressing the gas (not going anywhere) and letting off of the gas, all in the while looking very comical. Kevin ignores him, and we continue on our merry way. When we hit a part of the highway where it turns to three lanes, the CRX switches two lanes to get on the passenger side of the 'Stang and we look over, he's sitting back in the classic ****** fashion staring us down. I pulled out the Digital Camera just in time to catch him mouthing something (most likely "You can't touch my V-tec" or the like) and pointing at his motor. I captured this classic and time lasting image of ******-dom. So ladies and gents, feel free to set this as your backrounds, photoshop it to your hearts content. I present to you, my masterpiece, entitled, "Ricer."

http://www.thestaticnetwork.com/andy/carpics/ricer.JPG

the picture is priceless...

blue109
10-27-2004, 07:13 PM
THAT......is awesome.

KoukiMonster
10-27-2004, 07:27 PM
ahhh you shoulda titled it as "A Portrait of the Ricer as a Young Man"



wow, i almost fell out of my chair during my spazzing/laughing.

wow.

that picture is going to be the new sensation on every car forum.

rancid240
10-27-2004, 07:28 PM
ahhh, icy hot stuntaz. brings back memories

Lurkable
10-27-2004, 07:29 PM
OH....MY....GOD that is funny.

i-love-my-s14
10-27-2004, 07:35 PM
His facial expression is the best. :rofl:

Pank
10-27-2004, 07:36 PM
this popped up on SomethingAwful forums, and has been spreading around ever since, that kids face is priceless.

kingsol
10-27-2004, 07:41 PM
Is he lying down?!?! :ghey:

HyperTek
10-27-2004, 08:00 PM
either he is braking, or his car is lop-sided.. lol

machoonthetop
10-27-2004, 08:08 PM
it looks like hes sucking an invisible cock!

240trainee
10-27-2004, 08:22 PM
loo, hilarious. reminds me of a run in I had with an old beat up civic when I had the corolla. must be the east coast....

TokyoNights
10-27-2004, 08:34 PM
haah how did this shit end up here haha I know that kid andy with the sho,, we live in the same area.

blue109
10-27-2004, 09:06 PM
you need to find the kid in the pic and give him links to the entire internet laughing at him.

rrichutt
10-27-2004, 09:57 PM
Hahahahahaha...

aznpoopy, next time we're driving around (after I fix my car of course) have efinigirl take a pic of you doing a JDM pose in your car -=oP j/p

Btw... I've got an idea on how to get the damn bolt loose! So let's do it this weekend!

crioten
10-27-2004, 09:58 PM
actually, the person should have pulled out a gun and shot him...

would have done the world a favor :)

funny as hell looking, none the less

s14srpilot
10-27-2004, 10:10 PM
Damn Vanilla Ice got a civic...

NI_YON_Zenki
10-27-2004, 10:16 PM
Is this sh!t really really . . . . . . . REAL ? ? this looks like the height of a photoshop project. . .

TokyoNights
10-27-2004, 10:19 PM
Is this sh!t really really . . . . . . . REAL ? ? this looks like the height of a photoshop project. . .
nope,,its real man.

s13silady
10-28-2004, 02:39 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!! i would die if i ever got caught making a face like that to show off!

"More than you can afford pal!!!.........................HONDA"

brianglawson
10-28-2004, 04:33 AM
that is f u c king hilarious

BSeay
10-28-2004, 09:02 AM
Man when did B-rad from malibu's most wanted go brokeass?

LOL!!!

JaeTea
10-28-2004, 11:48 AM
That pic is gonna be photochopped to DEATH!!

Priceless photo.

rainier
10-28-2004, 12:16 PM
damn. it would fucking suck to be him and find your picture all over all these forums. haha

nismo2491
10-28-2004, 01:51 PM
cute. sucks to be him
KEvin

nightwalker
10-28-2004, 02:36 PM
hahaha, the gansta lean. You sit like that because it makes you think the car is going faster than it is. This is a result of you getting tossed back into your seat and sliding up the back because it's not supporting you but instead angled super low like a kiddy slide rather than a seat back support.

old_s13
10-28-2004, 07:57 PM
makoto needs to put his face on that body.

speaking of which, why is the guy so small.. thats a CRX.. he should be bigger. he's a fuckin midget.

okay, i need to go take a shit now.. my farts are starting to smell rancid... or putrid.. whichever you like better.

Chernobyl
10-28-2004, 09:17 PM
Damn, according to the responses, I was expecting a much funnier picture.

I ran into a better stereotypical ricer just a week ago.

AlligatorBling
10-28-2004, 10:18 PM
makoto needs to put his face on that body.

i was waiting for that lol

240niz
10-29-2004, 01:46 PM
Rice Rice baby....Word to your Mother

HyperTek
10-30-2004, 01:10 AM
hey why did they originally take a picture of him tho? did the guy think he was cute or something?

KoukiMonster
10-30-2004, 02:40 AM
no i think its because you looked so god damn goofy like a pure icy hot stunta he had to share it with everyone else so they could get the same laugh he did..