little kids

[Andrew Bohan]

my gf is an elementary school science teacher.
today one of her classes was supposed to make up constellations and write about how they came to be. one kid wrote this:

"long ago there was a boy that how hate dog he died that died with a hunt in the foresto and it died and it got in the sky."

[mrmephistopheles]

how sad...

[nismo2491]

real mature
KEvin

[zero.counter]

"Many millenia ago, there was a young boy who had a dog that perished in a fight with a massive dragon while they were hunting in the vast and foresaken forest, who was sent to the stars to be ordained as a great constellation for all of humanity to gaze upon"

[d r i f t swift]

my gf is an elementary school science teacher.
today one of her classes was supposed to make up constellations and write about how they came to be. one kid wrote this:

"long ago there was a boy that how hate dog he died that died with a hunt in the foresto and it died and it got in the sky."

thats teh best story evaaarr!!

[citizen]

the original was better... kid > zero
i foresee that kid will be an excellent 1337 speak4r lolerz
-5 to literature

[Phlip]

Children; the BEST form of birth control, the more I am exposed to other peoples' kids, the less I want any of my own

[nismo2491]

Children; the BEST form of birth control, the more I am exposed to other peoples' kids, the less I want any of my own
amen to that
KEvin

[Andrew Bohan]

i personally think children under 10 should be banned from public places. there's nothing more annoying than waiting for your laundry with babies crying and kids running around screaming the whole time.

[Bbandit]

Cmon guys dont say things like that... we were little kids once :)

[KA24DESOneThree]

ESL kid? The sentence structure is not English.

[Andrew Bohan]

i think he had a spanish name....but it's not spanish sentence structure either. the kids who only speak english don't write much better than this kid...some of them worse. i just thought this particular example was good.

[Bbandit]

post more of these man... its a good entertainment :)

[MakotoS13]

Cmon guys dont say things like that... we were little kids once :)

speak for yourself, i was hatched.

[rancid240]

foresto? is that a subaru?

[old_s13]

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[240Stilo]

Cmon guys dont say things like that... we were little kids once :)

Yeah but I was an evil little asshole and I'm sure my parents wished they could toss me in the river every now and then.

i'm driftaholic: How old are these kids we're all laughing about?

[brianglawson]

thats cool:) i love kids, i dont want them till after college, but i definately want some:) love em to death:)

[TiNMAN]

i heard if you have 8 kids you dont have to pay taxes! im gonna have my own football team!

[theronin]

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[FastBack 240]

i heard if you have 8 kids you dont have to pay taxes! im gonna have my own football team!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bigok: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AKADriver]

Haha, my gf is a teacher too... If I knew how much teachers joked about their students while I was in school, I would've had a complex.

[elevator]

Now you know why some animals EAT their young!

[JtWo]

i heard if you have 8 kids you dont have to pay taxes! im gonna have my own football team!

It didn't look that way in "Cheaper by the dozen" !!

[Andrew Bohan]

here are a few more. all these kids are in 3rd grade

"My Sun constulashun
My ajent sun it was very hot hot sun."

"200 years ago there was an agent basketball it was very wise also he had enemys one day his enemys dlue him up he was the king."

you know, that last one sounds like a lot of posts on zilvia.. heh

"long agl in the woods they was a dret and 3 hunt cut the duck and the duck lind in the hust and and the hunt were hunt in the ride we loook fet sud cums and then they sol a car cume to the ried and it was the car then they got there tex reit to suite. This seck the car
The End."

"long a go suleimand me sheismyhumming bird. itot her chaw to say Hi"

"Long ago in a desert there was a bird named sparkley. Then a man came and liked the bird but then a women shoted the bird with a gun. But the bird was going up but the gun shoted it up more higher. and that's how it got up
THE END"

[d r i f t swift]

here are a few more. all these kids are in 3rd grade

"My Sun constulashun
My ajent sun it was very hot hot sun."

"200 years ago there was an agent basketball it was very wise also he had enemys one day his enemys dlue him up he was the king."

you know, that last one sounds like a lot of posts on zilvia.. heh

"long agl in the woods they was a dret and 3 hunt cut the duck and the duck lind in the hust and and the hunt were hunt in the ride we loook fet sud cums and then they sol a car cume to the ried and it was the car then they got there tex reit to suite. This seck the car
The End."

"long a go suleimand me sheismyhumming bird. itot her chaw to say Hi"

"Long ago in a desert there was a bird named sparkley. Then a man came and liked the bird but then a women shoted the bird with a gun. But the bird was going up but the gun shoted it up more higher. and that's how it got up
THE END"

:rofl: HAHAHAHA THATS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN ON ZILVIA EVaR!!

[DoriDoll]

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[Phlip]

Birth control, I tell you!!!

[Phlip]

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[Andrew Bohan]

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