I Got Free Porn!!!

[Loofee95SE]

Muahahahahahaha!!!! :aw:
I GOT FREE PORN....I GOT FREE PORN!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW...IT'S MY CABLE...DIDN'T PAY FOR IT...BUT I GOT FREEEE PPOOOOOORRRRNNNNN!!!!
just wanted to share...... :fruit: C

[JtWo]

Wtf...You needa go out and get some girlz....it's better than porn....

[mrmephistopheles]

I don't get it.
You already had internet.

[-E-]

When I use to work for a private owned business out of the Hilton in NY we would pick up porn on our tv :coold: That would happen every other day when a hotel guest would order porn man I loved that job. :)

[Phlip]

Wtf...You needa go out and get some girlz....it's better than porn....
"Porn: it's cheaper than dating"

............. and comes with infinite amounts less emotional BULLSHIT or extraneous conversation.

[Loofee95SE]

yes.. and porn will do just fine when u don't have to pay for it..and enjoy it for free...with out some body beside...u tellin... ewww thats nasty..change the channel ( my girlfriend use to do that all the time!!) muahhhhhhaaaaa C

[shinhed]

It's better when it's free. Ocassionally, my local cable provider would slip up and show unscrambled soft-softcore and, I'd stay up all night watching it.

[Phlip]

It's better when it's free. Ocassionally, my local cable provider would slip up and show unscrambled soft-softcore and, I'd stay up all night watching it.
I used to stay up and watch Shannon Tweed movies at like 3am on showtime too, then I was old enough to drink and luckily left that shit alone... It's on to real porn

[sykikchimp]

shannon tweed.. that shit is funny cause you know you were like 15 watching some 35 year old bonk in a hot tub. HAHAHAa

[old_s13]

yes, but it also requires cleaning up... which well. nevermind. ;) dirty dirty

skeet skeet skeet

"Porn: it's cheaper than dating"

............. and comes with infinite amounts less emotional BULLSHIT or extraneous conversation.

[nightwalker]

guess you're going to be busy for awhile eh Loofee :wackit:

[rainier]

watch.you're gonna get billed next month for it. haha jk man.

[240niz]

Someone isn't going out for awhile....

[crioten]

haha...

i remember back in highschool bio class when the teacher was trying to get a film ready for class one day. she turns the tv on and goes back to opening up the movie....welp, it was on one of the normally scrambled channels, but not that day :)

never saw a teacher get so embarased over something so trivial

[Phlip]

shannon tweed.. that shit is funny cause you know you were like 15 watching some 35 year old bonk in a hot tub. HAHAHAa
And funnier, oddly, is that you watch and know the instant you see her name that you will see her topless and that she will have softcore porn-type sex SOMETIME over the course of the movie....

yes, but it also requires cleaning up... which well. nevermind. ;) dirty dirty

skeet skeet skeet
Well, I spent more time cleaning up after that chick I smashed Friday night than I EVER have when it is just me and that Daewoo DVD player on the other side of my bedroom.

[brianglawson]

congrats, now noone in the 240sx world is gonna enter any room in your house with a tv..........