WilloW
09-12-2004, 01:45 PM
I found this on a a Honda board.
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last modified:Mon Jun 07 12:11:51 2004
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I AM THE PHANTOM SHITTER
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Date: Mon Jun 07 12:10:58 2004
Yes. As I stand here before you today, I acknowlege I am the Phantom Shitter that has plagued our office for the past 2 months. Yes, I know this idea is from Flight of the Intruder.
I just need to come clean.
It was me who took the upper-decker in stall 2 of the womens bathroom
It was me who shat in the upper riht hand drawer of the VPs desk
That horrid smell in the copy room? You guessed it. I took down a ceiling tile, crapped, and put it back up.
The cute new intern? It's my fault she left. She left her purse in her cube overnight. Yep, I got it.
The anal retentive accounting woman? You know her, she nitpicks every expense you have. Wel to make you all feel better, last week, at 1am on a weeknight, I removed the cover from her computer, shit, and then reassembled. i have no doubt that was the cause of the 4 hours of closed door meetings the next day.
Shall I continue?
Yes.
The office managers coffee cup. I apologize for this one because I had Taco Bell. It was more of anal piss than crap, but nonetheless, the boss had to go toStarbucks the next morning.
The turd in the trunk of the office "luxury ford taurus?" Mine also.
oh, and that wasnt dog crap sitting in a nice pile on the sidewalk leadin g to the main entrance. Come on, when was the last time you saw a 250 lb dog?
How about the fudge in the freezer of the fridge. It has been in there for 6 weeks. I pity the fool who removes the plastic cover.
I take secret pleasure in the terror I cause. I try to keep my activities intentionally random. hree days in a row here, then a 2 week hiatus. You never know when I will strike. Our office is a bg target. The shitting will continue until I get that friggin raise I was promised 6 months ago. Good luck, the next round will be worse, and I've started drinking Metamucil.
Love,
THE PHANTOM
this is in or around Your Office???
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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That "shit" is fucking insane :eek2: .
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washingtondc.craigslist.org > rants & raves > I AM THE PHANTOM SHITTER
last modified:Mon Jun 07 12:11:51 2004
email this posting to a friend
I AM THE PHANTOM SHITTER
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: Mon Jun 07 12:10:58 2004
Yes. As I stand here before you today, I acknowlege I am the Phantom Shitter that has plagued our office for the past 2 months. Yes, I know this idea is from Flight of the Intruder.
I just need to come clean.
It was me who took the upper-decker in stall 2 of the womens bathroom
It was me who shat in the upper riht hand drawer of the VPs desk
That horrid smell in the copy room? You guessed it. I took down a ceiling tile, crapped, and put it back up.
The cute new intern? It's my fault she left. She left her purse in her cube overnight. Yep, I got it.
The anal retentive accounting woman? You know her, she nitpicks every expense you have. Wel to make you all feel better, last week, at 1am on a weeknight, I removed the cover from her computer, shit, and then reassembled. i have no doubt that was the cause of the 4 hours of closed door meetings the next day.
Shall I continue?
Yes.
The office managers coffee cup. I apologize for this one because I had Taco Bell. It was more of anal piss than crap, but nonetheless, the boss had to go toStarbucks the next morning.
The turd in the trunk of the office "luxury ford taurus?" Mine also.
oh, and that wasnt dog crap sitting in a nice pile on the sidewalk leadin g to the main entrance. Come on, when was the last time you saw a 250 lb dog?
How about the fudge in the freezer of the fridge. It has been in there for 6 weeks. I pity the fool who removes the plastic cover.
I take secret pleasure in the terror I cause. I try to keep my activities intentionally random. hree days in a row here, then a 2 week hiatus. You never know when I will strike. Our office is a bg target. The shitting will continue until I get that friggin raise I was promised 6 months ago. Good luck, the next round will be worse, and I've started drinking Metamucil.
Love,
THE PHANTOM
this is in or around Your Office???
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Copyright © 2004 craigslist
That "shit" is fucking insane :eek2: .