PAIR (2) 7" Swift Springs 8k

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No, dumbass, not a 7" lift... 'fuckouttahereeeeee.

Took these off my Feal 441s to go lower. They're in awesome shape. Buy them.

$160

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Would like to know diameters to see if they will fit my PBM Coils

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Would like to know diameters to see if they will fit my PBM Coils

Inner Diameter 2.5" and Outer Diameter 3.5" !

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Bump. Buy some nice springs.

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Swift springs will make you drive faster and turn sharper. FACT.

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If you're not spittin' sparks then you're...hard parked? YEAH, HARD PARKED. OFF THE FUCKIN' HEEZY. SWAG. Should I start replacing the letter 'A' with 'V' ? SWVG ? That's cool now, right?

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Just pull the trigger on these, pussies.

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You want to take those mattress springs off your shitbox and upgrade to the same springs that Under Suzuki uses in his mattress? Then buy these!

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Buy these and I'll send you a high-five (on paper) with the order. You just have to high-five the paper that I high-five to get said high-five.

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Someone take these off my hands. Shoot me a decent offer.

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Why do you use cheap shit when these are so affordable? Lame.

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Buy these, y0. I'll make you a deal with the Verson Select floor mats I have FS.

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Mats are sold. Buy these, dude.

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Don't you want to move SWIFTly through the touge?

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...I'm going to make a pogo stick out of these and it will handle better than your car because I'm using Swift products.

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Dude what are you waiting for !

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Buy these and become king of the new Need For Speed.

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Aren't you sick of bouncing around on your Chinese springs? Don't like spilling that Monster Energy Drink TM you have in the vacant space where your ashtray used to be? Then you need these Japaneezu springs to make your car hella sugoi.

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There are so many shapes to be in the world....why be a square?

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If I wasn't married I'd be getting all the ladies.

So many girls stop me and say, "Hey, I couldn't help but notice your springs, wanna get married? My Dad's rich!"

To which I respond, "Sorry, ma'am. I'm already married. I wanna be friends with your rich Dad, though."

Then, the grief-stricken woman normally says something like this: "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU THEN FUCK OFF!"

Then they run away crying. These springs are a gift and a curse, really.

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Got a quote for someone today. Let me know if you're interested, dudes.

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