How NOT to Change your Oil

[KA24DESOneThree]

Tenth post down.
http://srtforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75356&page=1&pp=15

[Projekt_Sil80]

WTF, those people should not even be driving those cars or even attempt to work on their own cars

[AlligatorBling]

jesus christ

[Demik]

SICK man sick!!!!!!!!

[Andrew Bohan]

$10 says that guy was turning his bolt clockwise, and that's why he couldn't get it off.

[papershot]

seems like that guy has made it to lots of forums.

[cali240sxdrifter]

lol the first 2-3 post are innocent enough, but when he said he took the oilfilter off and turn the car on.. now that is just... ugh good god...

[AkiraDrift]

$10 says that guy was turning his bolt clockwise, and that's why he couldn't get it off.

OMG...I wouldn't doubt that at all considering how he changed his oil...
Terrible!

[MakotoS13]

....its a one bolt... one bolt... this is my dubya tee eff moment of the day i guesss.... WTF?

[AAA240SX]

y wouldn't he take it back to the dealer if they were the ones that made it so tight? common sense...

[thelinja]

reminds me of the guy with the Evo who poured soapy water into spark plug holes to clean out the engine.

[holisticbeatz]

There was a better thread in the audi forums once. Some guy hooked up his A8's intake to a sand bag he bought at Home Depot. He then turned on his car so the intake would suck up the sand because he heard from his friend that that's how they port out intake manifolds.

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[240Stilo]

Crazy how someone else on the forum manages to buy a $25 valve in order to make it eaiser. One bolt causing stupidity in so many...pathetic.

[old_s13]

i saw a VW thread where someone put coolant in their motor instead of OIL..

fucktards.

[nokeone]

i saw a VW thread where someone put coolant in their motor instead of OIL..

fucktards.

http://gallery.competitiveparts.com/albums/count_blah/nicole_198.jpg

[thx247]

Motor could be fine depending on what oil they were using. Oil today is pretty good at protecting against friction even in little amounts.

[aznpoopy]

http://gallery.competitiveparts.com/albums/count_blah/nicole_198.jpg

holy shit! these people need to have their cars repo'd.

[FastBack 240]

While viewing i was one of 1006 people viewing the thred, 6 members, 1000 guests. Admin now makes you log in to see the thread. Fucking moron is now famous.

[old_s13]

Motor could be fine depending on what oil they were using. Oil today is pretty good at protecting against friction even in little amounts.

i was thinking the same thing, but the guy is still a FUCK STICK for doing what he did.. i mean shit, I drove my car once and the oil filter blew off.. 10 seconds later I heard the lifters, pulled over, and saw oil pouring out of the bottom of my car. My motor didnt explode...

...well, not until I misshifted many many months later. ;)

but still.. the guy is a fuck stick. 190% fuck _ stick

[HyperTek]

is it me, or do a lot of neon and SRT drivers sorta cocky and think they got the best car on teh road?

[feint240]

yea dood. i was working on my car and i thought i heard something coming from the engine when i revved it, so i had the hood open and was revving it and one guy drove by and mugged me and dumped his clutch...i was like.. wow ur cool.. :fawk2:

[FastBack 240]

dood like wow.

[mike13]

for a second there i was worried that you all were members of that SRT4 site :rofl:

[thx247]

is it me, or do a lot of neon and SRT drivers sorta cocky and think they got the best car on teh road?


Either way you slice iit, the SRT is pretty fing fast for what you pay.

[HyperTek]

Either way you slice iit, the SRT is pretty fing fast for what you pay.


its just so guys who buy neons can say "its not a girls car"

[old_s13]

Either way you slice iit, the SRT is pretty fing fast for what you pay.

we already discussed this one before


dodge neon srt4 = crap.

[nightwalker]

...nonetheless, they will still smoke most of our cars.

[Bill Roberts]

I am not signing up to another fucking forum just to read about some bonehead. How about just posted the fucking thing to begin with eh??

[240meowth]

I am not signing up to another fucking forum just to read about some bonehead. How about just posted the fucking thing to begin with eh??

yah, can someone post the story? i think too many people are signing up right now, when i tried to sign up, the "confirmation picture" thingamajiggy wasn't showing, so i couldn't sign up...

[thelinja]

I am not signing up to another fucking forum just to read about some bonehead. How about just posted the fucking thing to begin with eh??

cliff notes : retard can't get drain plug loose from his Neon SRT4 so he takes off the oil filter and starts the engine, spraying all of the oil all over the place.

[Var]

some people are born winners. this guy is so retarded he must live in socal. can someone copy/paste the post please?

[MakotoS13]

i i im'd the "guy": (meph can delete this if it clutters the thread too much)

Session Start (AIM - makotoseven:mofaka2): Mon Aug 23 18:40:50 2004
mofaka2: whos this
Makoto seven: fromt he sRT forums
mofaka2: this is his wife engrish isn't home right now
Makoto seven: maybe you can help me
mofaka2: with what
mofaka2: ?
Makoto seven: does he have an SRT-4 or a 240SX
mofaka2: srt-4
Makoto seven: cause i visit a lot of forums and i acquired his name somehow
Makoto seven: oh
Makoto seven: so, hows the car doin?
mofaka2: good
Makoto seven: no major oil... leaks? *snicker*
mofaka2: no
Makoto seven: so, did he really have trouble with the "oil nut" on his car?
Makoto seven: or was he lying?
mofaka2: hmmmm i don't really know
mofaka2: you would have to ask him
Makoto seven: well, he does drive a dodge so that does set him back already
Makoto seven: he'svery famous now
mofaka2: why
Makoto seven: he told a bunch of people how he changed his oil
mofaka2: yeah he changed his oil....so
Makoto seven: there is a drain plug
mofaka2: your point
Makoto seven: he did it by shooting it out of the oil filter hole
mofaka2: hmmmm ok
mofaka2: so why does that make him famous
Makoto seven: you see, engines have oil pans that collect.. oil
Makoto seven: these pans ahve drain plugs
mofaka2: well, he does drive a dodge so that does set him back already.............. <<------- whats that suppose to mean?
Makoto seven: it means that since he paid 20K for a neon it shows that he's kinda... imbalanced to begin with ;)
mofaka2: sorry its not a neon
Makoto seven: and SRT-4 is a neon, darlin
mofaka2: no afraid not
Makoto seven: ..... you're kiddin right?
mofaka2: no its not a neon
Makoto seven: no i mean, you know how that's wrong... right?
Makoto seven: its a neon, a FWD 4 door family car with a big motor
mofaka2: and a turbo, soon to be upgraded, so whats your point a four door with balls
Makoto seven: its a neon dude... seriously...
mofaka2: sorry im not a dude, but no its not a neon, it just looks like one
Makoto seven: its a performance neon, dude
Makoto seven: oh it just looks like one and shares liek a billion parts with em... and looks like one...
mofaka2: its a performance srt-4
mofaka2: what do you drive
Makoto seven: a truck and a car
mofaka2: what kind
Makoto seven: lot of things actually, i just own these two
Makoto seven: 99 ranger XLT sport 5spd V6 supercab
mofaka2: what make
Makoto seven: oh wiat... its a 99 ford XLT.. not a ranger
mofaka2: yeah hmmmm fords SUCK
mofaka2: how are you gonna talk shit when you drive a ford
Makoto seven: uh huh, that's why my ranger owns my bud's dakota every time we do anything anywhere... heh
Makoto seven: well it happens when your family owns a ford dealership
Makoto seven: llol
Makoto seven: besides i have a 90 240SX also
mofaka2: yeah feel sorry for you
Makoto seven: yeah, it sucks to have rich relatives and to get free paint jobs with tons of kickbacks... yup, horrible ;)
mofaka2: yeah i know my family gots money too, but at least they don't make it off shitty fords
Makoto seven: what does the lady of the house drive?
Makoto seven: you seem to be trying to get personal
mofaka2: nothing special right now, because all my money goes into my husbands car
Makoto seven: my choice in vehicles is for the fact that rangers are hardcore trucks and 240's have more aftermarket support than the small block chevy
Makoto seven: you should try to rip on my car now, go ahead... go for it.
mofaka2: sorry no thanks all i am simply saying is that my husbands car isn't a neaon, and fords suck
Makoto seven: hahaha
mofaka2: i don't even know who you are and neither does my husband so why are you IMimg starting shit
Makoto seven: this has to be a E-reality show
Makoto seven: same reason i always seem to start crap... curiosity
mofaka2: so your gonna start crap with me
Makoto seven: the fact that you think his neon is not a neon astounds me
mofaka2: because its not
mofaka2: does it say neon anywhere on the car?
mofaka2: does it say neon on any of the papers
mofaka2: ?
mofaka2: hmmmm no i don't think so
Makoto seven: uh huh
Makoto seven: i could see how that might confuse you
mofaka2: i see how this might confuse you just because something might look like something doesn't mean that is acutally what it is
mofaka2: is a circle and oval
mofaka2: no
Makoto seven: lets seee
mofaka2: neons don't got balls and srt-4s do
mofaka2: just because they look the same dopn't mean they race the same
mofaka2: so please stop wasting my time
Makoto seven: it has the samesuspension geometry, same, body, a bigger motor, and a few little perks to kick it up from base econobox status
mofaka2: yes the same body
mofaka2: and a turbo
mofaka2: stage 2
Makoto seven: haahaha
Makoto seven: hey, its cool if i post this on zilvvia.net right?
mofaka2: and sorry the suspension is different we got coil overs
Makoto seven: zilvia*
mofaka2: no
Makoto seven: the suspension GEOMETRY, cunt
Makoto seven: lol
mofaka2: a cunt yeah, real typical
Makoto seven: i thought it was quite clever
Makoto seven: i mean, cunt, seriously, how often do you hear cunt?
mofaka2: all the time
Makoto seven: not much, unless you hang around me i guess.
Makoto seven: oh yeah, and your family has money and the SRT-4 is not a neon
Makoto seven: gotcha ;)
Makoto seven: hey, when the men in white coats come to get ya it only pisses em off if ya struggle
Session Close (mofaka2): Mon Aug 23 19:04:36 2004


Session Start (AIM - makotoseven:mofaka2): Mon Aug 23 19:04:36 2004
mofaka2: and you drive a ford, and because you say cunt you are clever
Makoto seven: no, i am clever despite my use of the word cunt
mofaka2: if you say so
Makoto seven: cunt is a biproduct of my celverness.
Makoto seven: thats like saying i breath so i am human instead of i am human so i breath
mofaka2: alrighty then
Makoto seven: you should consider getting your GED, cause you talk like a dropout
mofaka2: no
Makoto seven: no?
Makoto seven: thats it?
Makoto seven: jeez lady, c'mon...
mofaka2: already got my GED past with flying colors
Makoto seven: you can do better than that
Makoto seven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Makoto seven: you're kiddin!
Makoto seven: this is golden
mofaka2: no
Makoto seven: you got your GED?
mofaka2: santana hs shooting never went back since then
Makoto seven: you should probably stop now
mofaka2: so you should probably stop now
Makoto seven: oh my god, you're so great
mofaka2: don't lie
Makoto seven: this is really too easy
Makoto seven: okay, i was being generous
Makoto seven: i bet your husband is a happy man
Makoto seven: cause you suck a mean dick
Makoto seven: lol
mofaka2: hmmm ok
mofaka2: now your just pulling shit out of your ass
mofaka2: anyways how old are you
Makoto seven: okay
Makoto seven: (Link: http://www.dodge.com/srt-4/img/srt-4_srt4.jpg)http://www.dodge.com/srt-4/img/srt-4_srt4.jpg
Makoto seven: what is that?
mofaka2: thats ia a 2003 dodge srt04
Makoto seven: okay, whats this?
mofaka2: srt-4 ***
Makoto seven: (Link: http://www.dodge.com/neon/img/neon_rt.jpg)http://www.dodge.com/neon/img/neon_rt.jpg
Makoto seven: you see how like 4 things have changed right?
mofaka2: why don't you show pics underneath the hood ass-hole
Makoto seven: yet the original picture is exactly the same?
mofaka2: no the wing isn't
mofaka2: the hood is different
Makoto seven: okay, don't blame the shooters, you're just retardded
Makoto seven: admit it, dude.
mofaka2: im not a dude
mofaka2: how old are you
Makoto seven: 21, ma'am
mofaka2: oh yeah the rims are different
mofaka2: so now i am a ma'am instead of a cunt
Makoto seven: you're whatever i say you are
mofaka2: im sorry i haven't laughed this hard in a long time
mofaka2: if your car is so much better why don't we race
Makoto seven: motortrend calls you a liar
Makoto seven: (Link: http://motortrend.com/roadtests/sedan/112_0306_3way/)http://motortrend.com/roadtests/sedan/112_0306_3way/
mofaka2: and since you think it is a neon you can tell your friends that you got beat by a neon it well sound so much better
Makoto seven: my car that's being restored is in a million pieces
mofaka2: excuses, then race your ford
Makoto seven: you're trying to change the point, i realize that the NEON is faster than both of my cars at the moment
Makoto seven: lol
Makoto seven: you, however, can't seem to grasp the obvious trutht aht your husband drives a fagwagon.
mofaka2: a fagwagon that can whoop your ass anytime
Makoto seven: okay, that is a bit harsh, i actually like the car but it ain't worth 20K thats for sure
Makoto seven: actually i'm pretty sure i coudl defeat the mighty neon cause i have something it doesnt....
mofaka2: well my husbands car is acutally worth more now
Makoto seven: haha
Makoto seven: bullcrap
mofaka2: i would say about 40 grand with all the money that we have put into it
Makoto seven: HAHAHAHAHAHA
mofaka2: yeah
mofaka2: coilovers
mofaka2: stage 2
Makoto seven: yeah, this is definately goin on zilvia
mofaka2: turbo upgrade kit in the mail
mofaka2: throttle body
Makoto seven: oh a throttle body... that's like 5 grand right there
mofaka2: 3inch exhaust
mofaka2: no mufflers
Makoto seven: i hate to break it to ya darlin but a neon will never be an investment lol
mofaka2: and a nissan and ford is
mofaka2: lol
Makoto seven: i paid 1400 dollars for my nissan
mofaka2: no car is worht investing money unless its like a viper or something
Makoto seven: right now i coould sell it for an easy 3 grnad
Makoto seven: grand*
mofaka2: sept it is all in peices
Makoto seven: you just said you more than tripled your car's value by adding aftermarket parts
Makoto seven: which is a complete lie
Makoto seven: it'd take me a day to get it all back together
mofaka2: how much do you think that the turbo upgrade cost
Makoto seven: but that's not the point, i bought the car to be a money pit not to invest money
Makoto seven: i don't know but i do know you're wasting money.... heh
mofaka2: you got to invest money to win money
Makoto seven: your favorite movie must starr paul walker
mofaka2: huh
mofaka2: whos that
Makoto seven: figured you'd have fast and the furious 1 and 2 on DVD and VHS
Makoto seven: you're a ricer, how bout that?
Makoto seven: ;)
mofaka2: actually a ricer is a person that doesn't invest money sept for a little exhuast and then thinks he really fast
Makoto seven: what flavor of paint chips did you prefer most?
Makoto seven: ya know, when you ate them as a kid
mofaka2: hmmmm pink....lol
Makoto seven: tell me how you "invested" 27 grand in this neon
Makoto seven: i really wanna know this one....
mofaka2: actually it wasn't 27 grand because we paid more for the car then just 20 grand
Makoto seven: no, you said your car is worth 40 grand
Makoto seven: when actually its worth around 13-15 grand, prolly
mofaka2: no
Makoto seven: so you'd need 27 grand in impressive crap to offset your claim
Makoto seven: ya know, unless you're a liar
Makoto seven: a big, fat, liar
mofaka2: no afraid not, why would i lie to a complete stranger that i don't know and then whay to race
mofaka2: sorry not fat weight 126
mofaka2: want***
Makoto seven: well, cause you're an idiotic highschool dropout
Makoto seven: i don't know WHY you'd lie, but i know you ARE lying
Makoto seven: or very very confused
mofaka2: maybe we couldn't sell for the amount that we bout it for plus the money that we have put into it, but we could still get more then 25 grand for it
mofaka2: bougt**
mofaka2: shit
mofaka2: bought*
Makoto seven: haha
Makoto seven: yeah, sure ya could
Makoto seven: so why'd you dropout of highschool?
Makoto seven: oh and how old are you, kid?
mofaka2: 19
mofaka2: i dropped out because i was shot in school
mofaka2: yeah i know it really funny
Makoto seven: quitters never win, quiter
Makoto seven: hey, i didn't say it was funny.
mofaka2: thats why you have been laughing it up
mofaka2: GED
mofaka2: IDIOT
Makoto seven: yup, you're an idiot
mofaka2: thats fine if you think that
Makoto seven: the fact that you use getting "shot" as an excuse doesn't mean anything :)
mofaka2: i have nothing to prove to you
Makoto seven: sure ya don't
Makoto seven: thats why you keep talking....
Makoto seven: my grampa was shot, he didn't quit
Makoto seven: cause he's got the pimpjuice
Makoto seven: the mojo
mofaka2: i didn't quit i just took a different road
Makoto seven: GED = good enuff dude
mofaka2: just went to adult school and got my education that way
Makoto seven: education?
Makoto seven: you're about as educated as elton john is straight
Makoto seven: $16,870
mofaka2: yes those are numbers
Makoto seven: that's about how much you'd get if you sold the car right now
Makoto seven: what are the miles?
mofaka2: where you stay at
Makoto seven: i'm in Texas
mofaka2: i don't know the miles
mofaka2: you would have to ask my husband about that
Makoto seven: nah, you're irritating enough
Makoto seven: i'd probably murder myself if i talked to his retarded arse
Makoto seven: he should have his car repo'd for what he did to it.
mofaka2: he doesn't drive it on a regular basis
mofaka2: and he only races a a legal track
mofaka2: and none of the parts are illegal
Makoto seven: lemme guess... california?
mofaka2: yeah
mofaka2: you?
Makoto seven: i knew it
Makoto seven: i told you ya goddamn retard
Makoto seven: TEXAS
mofaka2: ahhhh texas
mofaka2: i knew a guy from texas
mofaka2: he drove a honda
mofaka2: a raced out honda
Makoto seven: hey, i stopped caring about 600 lines ago so you can stop now
Makoto seven: no really, it's cool.
mofaka2: alright then i'll just go now
mofaka2: later
Makoto seven: okay, later you stupid cunt ricer ;)
mofaka2: nice fucking around with you

[Var]

mofaka2: i would say about 40 grand with all the money that we have put into it
Makoto seven: HAHAHAHAHAHA
mofaka2: yeah
mofaka2: coilovers
mofaka2: stage 2
Makoto seven: yeah, this is definately goin on zilvia
mofaka2: turbo upgrade kit in the mail
mofaka2: throttle body
Makoto seven: oh a throttle body... that's like 5 grand right there
mofaka2: 3inch exhaust
mofaka2: no mufflers


A stock srt4 doesnt even come with mufflers.

[mjjstang]

SHIT. hahahahah i gotta read the thing even if i have to register.

oh and yah I was just about to say something bout the muffler situation, thats funny.

[nokeone]

it's not worth registering for...

guy couldn't get drain plug off...

decided to take off oil filter...run car until it was empty of oil...

refill and replace filter...

there..now you have read it...


and makato..you have WAYYYY too much time..lol..

[mjjstang]

damn, i kept talkin to her and she seems like a real nice girl, her husband aint the brightest but lay off of her. some people are in to shit that were not, let it be.

[Omnis]

she sounds like a dolt. way to go makoto :rofl:

she is 19 and married? none the less to such an idiot.....and she married before she graduated. or so it seems. i sense a LOT of stupidity and some baby momma drama. :jerkit:

:P

[ThatGuy]

she is 19 and married? none the less to such an idiot.....

I got married at 19. Although I graduated Highschool, and passed on college for my current profession. I don't consider myself an idiot for doing so. I consider myself an idiot for other choices I have made, but getting married is not one of them.

[Omnis]

i dont consider you one either....i didnt imply that all people who marry at 19 are idiots....

i dont think i did......but whatever.

[ThatGuy]

Ok then, no harm, no foul.

Her husband is definitely an idiot though.

[Omnis]

yeah, that cant change no matter how you put it.

i just hope he doesnt do something worthy of a darwin award and kill himself.

[WilloW]

"mofaka2: sorry im not a dude, but no its not a neon, it just looks like one" :bowrofl:

[dct223]

so much hate, im not a fan of the srt4, but those things are pretty fast even though its in a straight line haha... I know it was stupid for that guy to change his oil by takign out the oil filter... but shit dont have to im the person and keep bi*ching... authough i had a good laugh when she said their SRT was worth 40 grand... =D

[thx247]

chat logs are gay. No matter how funny the funny was...reading through that bullshit is like cleaning out a porta potty with a shovel and hip waders.

[aznpoopy]

she actually doesn't seem like a bad person...

i have a feeling she was just regurgitating the crap her husband's been telling her about the car.

[Var]

"mofaka2: sorry im not a dude, but no its not a neon, it just looks like one" :bowrofl:


:smash: people are stupid.

that's like saying an MX-5 isnt a miata

[Andrew Bohan]

or saying a silvia isn't a 240, just looks like one

[theicecreamdan]

my s14 isnt a 240sx, it has different wheels, its lowered and it has a carbon fiber hood,

oh and its worth like 20Gs cuz i got an exhaust too.

[MakotoS13]

oh yeah, she got pissed cause i posted this info then proceeded to tell me how her clit is pierced and a whole bunch of other personal info.

oh and according to her i'm an Ahole to make up for the "fact" that i have a small penis and am ugly and never get chicks.

p.s. the injury was a FLESHWOUND.