ONE OWNER,82k miles. 2000 Toyota Corolla unicorn.

[gusisboosted]

Please reach me at [email protected]

I will start with the pictures:
http://s783.photobucket.com/user/gusisboosted/library/2000%20Toyota%20Corolla

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This car has spent its whole life in San Francisco.
It was used to commute very lightly around the city.
Also registration was taken care of in January.

As you can see I have included some very detailed pictures.
The car is in PERFECT mechanical condition, and has been dealer maintained since day one. This car should run a million miles. Also the paint is original, along with the emblems. Paint and emblems both look like they have been in a time capsule.

Now it isnt all good.
As you can see I have taken detailed pictures of the body dents.
Nothing major, just small dents it has acquired through out the years.

From the small bit of market research I did, these things are going for around $2,500-$3,000 with many more owners and always over 100k miles.

I will start my pricing at $4,000 OR BEST OFFER.
You are getting an unicorn.

[s13mikesr20]

Ahhhhhh the most rarest car in the world a 2000 Toyota corolla life is now complete

[coupesallday!]

It's a unicorn bro^^

[gusisboosted]

hahahaha.

it truly is going to make an awesome daily for some one.

[R32Dragon]

Sometimes I ride naked on the back of a majestic unicorn over a rainbow.

But then I wake up.

[gusisboosted]

Last time we took it to the T.O.R.C. The amount of offers I got was overwhelming.

Winning 2/5ths of the award therefor reaching unicorn level.
I only decided to give you the opportunity to acquire this rare gem because we all know I am right... At a weird level we all know.... Yup. You do too....

When the fuck is the last time you heard the one owner... 100% dealer mentioned one family car story that was not bullshit?

Think what you want..
I know I wont get $8,610.10
Or a legit RHD ae86 levin with a formula atlantic dry sumped beast mode 272whp motor that sounds like the first time your listened to The moon and antartica on acid. Yeah you know that motor that shoots fireballs the size bigger than your 2.76 stroked hawkeye sti wrb golden chrome hella flush 632 e85 whp with seats and roof liner made out of Ken Blocks very first bride low max seats that he used at his first rally cross when he raced behind the banner of Vermont Sports cars. Exactly?


As thread states... or best offers...
Maybe trades plus cash for a fun random thing? plus a bit of cash?
Maybe that old sv 650 plus a buncha cash?

Let me know.

[s14kkouki]

Trade for a gtst skyline plus cash?

[s13mikesr20]

It's a unicorn bro^^

Pretty positive it's a corolla lol a green one

This is a unicorn
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/Custom%20Image_zpsyxukkfbd.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/Custom%20Image_zpsyxukkfbd.jpg.html)

Put this together for you to help with the thread

[Boost-Fiend]

Dam where can I find one of those.... o that's right everywhere. It's such a rare pos.... I mean gem..... I'll trade u some ball hair for it...

[coupesallday!]

I got $1900 seriously

[silviasandbeer]

i owned a 98 corolla before. it had 310k miles on it before i sold it. i really neglected it too. good reliable cars. #hellaunicorn

[gusisboosted]

Will weld diff if asking price is met.

[oldgovernor]

Or a legit RHD ae86 levin with a formula atlantic dry sumped beast mode 272whp motor that sounds like the first time your listened to The moon and antartica on acid.

Great album.

[1gr8bar10der]

Remember listing one of these for my neighbor on CL's for $2500 and it was sold the very next day. She was in awe lol. Hers was a 5 speed though (and needed a new clutch lol).

Definitely a good, reliable and gas sipping dd. Glws

[jsyoo0103]

I never knew this car was a unicorn

[gusisboosted]

Remember listing one of these for my neighbor on CL's for $2500 and it was sold the very next day. She was in awe lol. Hers was a 5 speed though (and needed a new clutch lol).

Definitely a good, reliable and gas sipping dd. Glws

Exactly.....
Which is why this is such a good deal.

remember its or best offer... and i really do want a cheap bike plus cash..... or maybe some cool wheels for an aircooled VW plus cash... I dont know try me.

[gusisboosted]

too many cars sitting....

Bump

[Yardjass]

A few years back, I sold a prizm (same car) of the same year that was cleaner than this and had the same mileage for $2,600, and if not for a momentary lapse in judgement due to inexperience with negotiation, I could have had $3,000, or maybe more. I really didn't care and just wanted rid of it. It isn't a $4,000 car but it isn't a $1,900 like some suggest. They aren't the funnest thing ever to drive around but it will get you from A to B and keep ticking for a long time. Somebody make an offer and scoop this up, you won't get long-term, reliable transportation for cheaper.

[dizzariot]

This is a statement on the 240SX community. It is subtle, bold, and powerful. OP is a scholar, a poet, and a real man's man. The satire and imagery are exquisite. Bravo, bravo.

[YoungSilvia]

1700 picked up asap call me bro 951 214 three7nine7

[FaLKoN240]

Why does this thing deserve to be sold for more than KBB?

[Konster]

Because Unicorn.

[Koukiii]

Why does this thing deserve to be sold for more than KBB?

Because it is a GREEN car!

[S14kouki805]

You call those "small" dents? At first I was kinda with you on the whole low mileage, gas saver, million miles, blah blah.

I'd say $2800 is more like it.

[Nessaholiclover1]

Some sellers post "obo" on their posts but if the best offer is $1900 then they don't sell it lol. Just put the price you are only willing to sell it for since you actually won't sell it for "obo"

[Jonnyidfw]

Still for sale??

[gusisboosted]

Sorry people of Zilvia.

I have been quite busy with the responsibilities of......
fuck thats bullshit I just forgot to check on this shit....

Soooo yeah......
Its still for sale.
Any of the people who are actually serious will email me at [email protected]

Thank you.

You know you getting something good.

Come get it.

I will consider a GNARLY tube headphones amp as partial trade.
Got that audiophile itch again.....
I am gonna build a Crack OTL amp.... But would not mind some nice brand name bad-aserry.... Let me know what you got plus some money, or bitcons.

Alright kiddos, I will be back some time when my journeys allow me to do so.
For now I have given you all the best way to reach me.....

Enjoy life, Don't stress.
Remember that this is all a fucking game, this fucking race for stuff... its all a fucking bullshit race... You dont need that RB25 in your second second gen rx-7... we both know you dont need that...... What you need is my corolla.... set yourself free....

The biggest problem I am currently finding in society is that we have all forgotten the fact that we are animals. As animals we must fulfill primal instincts which our current lifestyle is simply not allowing us to do. Remember that we have no fucking idea why we are in this universe, or how we got here. Remember that. We have no fucking clue what will happen when we die. So why not just die now? Allow yourself a moment of ego death. Meditate, relax, close your eyes, forget the self. Only then will you realize that this is nothing but a game. The only thing that matters is that you are free.... That you are ready to let go with no fear.... Inner peace is the true goal.