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MakotoS13
07-21-2004, 05:21 PM
http://angelcomps.ultraclear.net/OTHER/drunkdug.jpg

yes i am drinking beer. yes that is a cowboy hat. yes that is me. yes, that is me getting lit playing pool while wearing a cowboy hat.

my boss and a guy from work took me barhopping last week all expenses paid. welcome to Texas, gang. :)

citizen
07-21-2004, 05:24 PM
"welcome to texas, be sure to wipe off the cow shit from your boots when exitiing."

nocomedown
07-21-2004, 05:26 PM
you know citizen, most of texas is real cities just like in california. we abandoned the cowboy shit for the most part back when you guys abandoned the gold rush lifestyle.

citizen
07-21-2004, 05:47 PM
really? shit i need update my stereotypes... nah

zero.counter
07-21-2004, 05:57 PM
Yeah, california is full of a bunch of surfer dudes, valley girls, muscle heads, materialistic shallow egotistical, illegitimate wards of the state who watch nothing but porn and drop thousand dollar bottles of Cristal on the floor while scantily clad women surround you shaking their ass in your face....:D J/K

Yes, I need to have my stereotypes updated as well! :)

ISTOTOSAO
07-21-2004, 06:01 PM
you know citizen, most of texas is real cities just like in california. we abandoned the cowboy shit for the most part back when you guys abandoned the gold rush lifestyle.


I call :bs: Most of Texas is country and more cowboy folk than not are out there. yeah is has cities and civilization but so does Australia. anyway I am done being an :mrmeph:

citizen
07-21-2004, 06:04 PM
actually you know what? a good portion of california is farmland inhabited by the usual hicks and rednecks. i guess texas and us aren't that diferent after all... i mean ya'll and we.

zero.counter
07-21-2004, 06:23 PM
I call :bs: Most of Texas is country and more cowboy folk than not are out there. yeah is has cities and civilization but so does Australia. anyway I am done being an :mrmeph:
I beg to differ. I am in San Antonio, born in Taft (a small town in texas, population 5k) which is 90% hispanic, and raised in a town near Port Aransas (Aransas Pass, population 9k, 1/2 hispanic), attended college in Kingsville (University of Texas A&M-Kingsville Population 25k+ three fourths hispanic) and moved and have lived ever since in San Antonio which is 2/3 hispanic. Most of my friends and relatives are in the valley, or southern portion of Texas below Corpus Christi. I am hispanic as well, which does not very much support your beliefs.

B.S. ??? Like the same B.S. that the continental shelf on which California sits, is not going to fall into the ocean? :hahano:

You are thinking about pretty much anything past Midland/Odessa through the panhandle...dallas/el paso not included...

MakotoS13
07-21-2004, 07:13 PM
oh yeah, i guess i should tell you guys that the hat isn't mine. in fact, there weren't any hicks in the bars we went to, really. texas is the most diverse state in the union for the fact that it has just about every kind of environment (including the bussling cities).

i just wanted to post my adventure. i have other shots that'll prolly be added soon.

p.s. its kinda hard to defend cali when Texas is OBVIOUSLY superior in every way, shape, and form ;) hehe

ISTOTOSAO
07-21-2004, 07:33 PM
You are thinking about pretty much anything past Midland/Odessa through the panhandle...dallas/el paso not included...

Actually San Angelo north. but yeah I haven't been much further south than San Antonio.
Just because someone is Hispanic doesn't mean that they can't be a Cowboy. I know plenty Honduran cowboys (played soccer with them). My whole deal was that I was trying to pick a fight. I am a little excited right now. My wife just became my sugar mama (new job) :whip: .

Steven

Bbandit
07-21-2004, 09:13 PM
I like texas... no smog and shit like that :)

TheSnail
07-21-2004, 10:40 PM
Isnt San Fransiusco, the "Gays City"? Seriously, I heard many times the San Fransisco is Queer infested. I know I'm not the only one that has heard this, so I was just confirming.
-Snail

blitz240a
07-21-2004, 11:16 PM
Yeah I agree on Texas being superior to Cali, especially because of no emissions. (But of course my opinion is somewhat biased.) :rawk:

TheSnail
07-21-2004, 11:23 PM
I would go to Cali if I had to make the choice. Only because a criminal like myself would have got the chair many years ago if I lived in Texas.

MakotoS13
07-22-2004, 06:38 AM
it is still legal to hang a man until dead for stealing horses/cattle.

beat that :)

citizen
07-22-2004, 10:53 AM
it is still legal to hang a man until dead for stealing horses/cattle.

beat that :)
uhhhh why else would you hang a man if not to kill him? Theres no need to specify until dead...
"Look thar Joe Billy Bob Bo Hanson Briggs Stratton Goolagang Kneebone Cawley he's had anuff of dat hangin, letemdownnah!"

TheSnail
07-22-2004, 11:00 AM
it is still legal to hang a man until dead for stealing horses/cattle.

beat that :)

Screw that, I would stay away. I would hate to pass by and have someone say "We ohnt laike yo kian aroun hyah"

Andrew Bohan
07-22-2004, 04:43 PM
california > texas

MakotoS13
07-22-2004, 05:06 PM
cuse they got TOUGEE MAAAAAAAN! RAWK ON f00000000!

yeah... sure it does ;)

i didn't mean to spark this but it sure does look like a continental pissing contest. cause i mean, Texas is better.... always... forever!

TheSnail
07-22-2004, 05:11 PM
I like Texas because they have those chubby horned desert Lizards. What ever those things are called, but I dont know if they have those in cali as well. To bad we dont have them here in ATL. I would catch me one if we did. All we have here are some lame ass lizards who's tails fall off when you try to catch them.
-Snail

pruto
07-22-2004, 05:16 PM
man, you guys are missing the point. i wish i had a boss that would pay to have me bar hop...

but cali is better. Every time the longhorns comes to SD to play in the holiday bowl they get their asses handed to them =p

TheSnail
07-22-2004, 05:24 PM
ATL has the entire west coast beat. Hands Down. Surfing was cool in the 60's, Revolvers became obsolite in 1911. East coast owns. Period.

ISTOTOSAO
07-22-2004, 05:40 PM
couple of things about Cali. 1st there should be two of them North and South. 2nd 10 percent humidity. 3rd goes along with 2nd I could surf in the morning, ski mid-day, and ride motorcycles in the desert in the afternoon all while wearing a t-shirt. I haven' been too many other places though so I don't know if it is the best place at all. I know I hate the cali. government. I can't wait to check out the East Coast and the Great White North.

Steven

Steeles
07-23-2004, 07:09 AM
Ha I was just in texas this paast weekend for a wedding. mmmmm open bar ownz joo!

yeahdudebrown
07-25-2004, 05:33 PM
i just got back from san marcos :rawk: . I went with a couple of friends to float the river and drink my ass off. We live in alrington and I will post some pics on a new thread.

airsoft
07-25-2004, 10:24 PM
well my friend lives tehre and.. i hear the steaks there are cheap and soo damn good!

nocomedown
07-25-2004, 11:02 PM
well my friend lives tehre and.. i hear the steaks there are cheap and soo damn good!
he's right about the good part, but a top quality steak is still way expensive.
Del Frisco's Steakhouse > everything

Kid Zelda
07-25-2004, 11:05 PM
I heard Texas girl's dont shave de heavun .. and SMASH beer cans over their heads .. BANG BANG .. PUT THEM UP

420sx
07-26-2004, 12:16 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^you are such a dork, Texas girls are the best! hottest girls in the states and they are cornbread fed :yum:

420sx
07-26-2004, 12:18 AM
yes i am drinking beer. yes that is a cowboy hat. yes that is me. yes, that is me getting lit playing pool while wearing a cowboy hat.


you are such a geek! wheres your boots buba??! :Ownedd:

S14DB
07-26-2004, 12:25 AM
ATL has the entire west coast beat. Hands Down. Surfing was cool in the 60's, Revolvers became obsolite in 1911. East coast owns. Period.
1912 :fawk:

Kid Zelda
07-26-2004, 12:31 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^you are such a dork, Texas girls are the best! hottest girls in the states and they are cornbread fed :yum:

coo
As long as they be cornbread ..chicken heads .. i'm all for it