forget animals, ever hit a person

[bing]

i've never hit anyone, had a ton of close calls

one time my buddy was playing with me and when i tried to jump into the car he drove slowly away. i ran beside the car (we were in a Wal Mart parking lot), when he stopped in front of the store at the intersection i walked up to the  passenger side but instead of getting in i decided to be a prick and keep walking

so then he turns right into me and drives over my foot and hits my knee and i fell to the ground and let out a gay scream even though  was fine.  He took off and all the wal mart custs and employees looked at me in astonishment becaus ethey didnt know i was with him, i limped away as the people scrambled to get his plate,

then after he picked me up he said soem dude on a bike followed him and was harassing him.  

i thought it was hilarious.

soem girl sat on my friends 98 eclipse gst in the parking lot at his school, she wouldnt get off so he started to drive, she fell off and got a concussion, even though she was his friend and she wasnt mad or anything, the police pressed charges. he got off though

i was surfing on a friends done up prelude SRV the other night while he was reversing.  he was going pretty fast and i almost fell off a few times.

anyway, you guys ever hit anyone, maybe did it for fun like those guys on JackAss, i saw them hit a guy a 55mph just to see what would happen, the guy went flying.

[transient]

I hope this was a manequin or something...

[drifterx]

i have aimed for people and they ran... and they were lucky too
my friend ran over my foot with his eclipse, it didnt hurt

[bing]

if you guys hav eheard of jackass they are a bunch of guys that do tom green-esk things, except they are often grosser, more dangerous etc.

they had one guy strand there and they hit him head on, he flew on top of the hood and fell off the car!!!!

yeah i've aimed for people too, that late night crowd of dudes who think it's cool to pretend to run in front of your car, so i swerve into them and they jump back like they're having a spasm.

[drifterx]

yeah it is on MTV

[bing]

yeah thats it, i downloaded something called CKY2K, it is a video done by Bam Margera who is in Jackass but he did it indepndantly i think, there is alot of skateboarding in it but the very last scene is when they hit the dude, they actually hit a bunch of shit in the video

[wav399]

Hey I almost hit Erika ehm from Much Music once!  Man, was she scared.

[S13Grl]

CKY2K is the dopest video I've ever seen!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> I love that video. Jackass guys are pretty cool too. Or rather were, they don't air them anymore, too many people trying to copy them. I've swerved into people and cars many times. As a matter of fact, I probably do it once a day, I like pissing stupid people off and scaring them.

[mike95s14]

Watch what you do, sometimes those stupid people are crazy enough to kill. &nbsp;One guy did the same thing, and messed with the wrong dude. &nbsp;The dude followed the guy and rammed him off the cliff. &nbsp;It's not cool to try and piss people off. &nbsp;You don't know what they're thinking.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 3:52 pm on Oct. 24, 2001
CKY2K is the dopest video I've ever seen!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> I love that video. Jackass guys are pretty cool too. Or rather were, they don't air them anymore, too many people trying to copy them. I've swerved into people and cars many times. As a matter of fact, I probably do it once a day, I like pissing stupid people off and scaring them. </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

[S13Grl]

Yeah, I guess that's true. But in Chicago, people are really stupid and they drive as if they own the world. I hate that. I hate people who turn out of a driveway into my lane, cause me to slam on the brakes, and then drive 10 miles under the speed limit. So, then I pass them and purposely drive an inch away from their car. For about a minute or two. But I should probably stop doing that.

i tapped a lady once........ it was.. funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[ca18guy]

I tapped a gate gaurd coming on base. It was one of those slight roll's that u do after you brake to a stop, well he was in the way <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;

PS &nbsp;tip of the day: don't hit people that carry M16's with them <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[dmaestro]

I hit my freind when he was driving one of those Wal-Mart larks across a street in my brothers truck. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;He didnt get hurt he just tipped over w/the lark.

I have met Bam Magera irl twice, along with Kareem Cambell, Mike York, and Mike Carroll in San Francisco.

-whacked

[whateverjames]

i hit a jogger, i was at a stop sign, and i saw her jogging down the hill slowly, after about 30 seconds it was finally clear to go, and she saw that there were no cars coming and i was ready to go, she wasn't even to the stop sign yet, and i started to go before she could even start to cross the street. well she didn't stop. ever learn the song in kindergarden? &nbsp;STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN...STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET &nbsp;well i guess she never learned that song because she didn't stop, and proceeded to jog into my car as i let off the brake. she said &quot;watch out you idiot!!&quot; and slammed her hands on my hood (different car, if it were my 240sx i would have jumped out just to scare her) i said &quot;you're as dumb as a deer&quot; and she started yelling profanities so i made her inhale some tire smoke... hehehe

[mike95s14]

LMAO! &nbsp;Help I can't breath!

[my240likenoother]

my gf's step mother got hit by a car2 years ago &nbsp;wile she wated for the bus to pick her for work &nbsp;and she fractured here hip and neck she was in a halo for 64 months &nbsp;let me tell you she is not the same
the guy that hit her had no inshurans nothing so she got shit from him and he only got a $4000 ticket

ok let me elaborate on my &quot;tapping&quot; ...... well i was leaving work, i used to work at a liquir store and i was leaving the parkin lot, and this lady was walking across the sidewalk at the cross section, i looked at her she DIDNT MAKE EYE CONTACT and i was inching up, so i ended up hearing a thud...... and i was like :shocked:

[orlando240]

so there i was me and my pal randy( he was drivin ) in an old nissan truck... going down a lil hilly part of roads in clermont florida... this was at night around 11:30 and there was nobody around the roads so we make eye contact and we see how fast we can get the pos up to... we hit 100 and begin to slow down to about 60 ( the speed limit ) when all of a sudden i ( in the passenger seat ) see a white -shirt right next to us on the road we hit the object and all i see is a head go flyin by my window screamin..... so as we hit the brakes go sideways and stop... we realize that we just hit a black gentleman on a 10- speed bike... so as randy is freakin out about hutting a guy on a bike thinking hes gonna find this guy dead on the side of the road.. we hop out and see hime with his bike on his shoulders runnin down the road... so as we run after his limpy ass down the road... hes sayin don't cxall the cops and just take him home to his gf's house and he would be fine.. will me and randy weren't all to cool with that firguin hit and run was a serious crime.. so we get his name and dl' number and go down to the police to fill out a report... turns out the guy we hit ( his name was pierre) was a drug dealer that has elluded police for some time... so after that we didn't feel to bad... oh and for the injuries to him that we caused we hit his left SPIKY pedal in to his balk calf and ripped it down causing a very serious wound.. he didn't feel a thing though cuz he was bookin it after the accident... so ther e is my story about me doin my aprt in the drug war:)

[BlankFlip]

&quot;STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN...STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN BEFORE YOU CROSS THE STREET well i guess she never learned that song because she didn't stop...&quot; That is the funniest sh*t I've heard all day, that's just great <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> .

[S13Grl]

I've tapped plenty of people at my school's parking lot. WHen they don't wanna get away in front of your car, but... I never hit a jogger or a drug dealer.

[IceTekGuy]

last winter i'm drivin through New Britain, CT...
there's about 7 inches of snow on the ground, and 11<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0 at night, and im cruisin along at like 45(4x4 was kicked in)
all of a sudden out of nowhere i see eyes and white teeth, ( a black dude, with black clothing on) in the middle of the road walking i slammed my brakes swung a 360 and almost slammed into my cousins 4 runner...
as i came to a complete stop, i jumped out of the car, and proceded to yell some racial slurs at him, because he called me a cracked out white bitch... and to top it off he told me i couldnt drive, so i got real pissed and punched him in the mouth, then he ran away screamin i know what you look like foo.... and that the last time i ever gotten into something &nbsp;like that, am i a bad person now?
well atleast he wont walk in the middle of the road again... :o <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

[misnomer]

You are a bad person, very bad person <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> I, uh, ran over a roadrunner once. . . they aren't as fast as in cartoons. . . I hope they aren't endangered or something. . .

[matic 240sx]

when i had a CIVIC :X &nbsp;there was a bunch of kids in the mall parking lot blocking my way.. those kids with all the black clothes and black make-up.. anyway me and my friends just got done skating and went to leave they wouldn't move so i rolled down my window and said &quot;get out the way&quot; and they just stared at me... so i just went and they were all falling on my hood and running and screaming... it was funny as ####!! &nbsp;the one thing that civic was good for... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;heh..

[TRM02]

matic 240sx that is the funnest thing i have read...I just cant bring myself to do all that as much as I would love to...With my luck my guy will die or something and I just can't have to over my head...

[S13Grl]

It's hillarious! I wanna do that someday!!!!

[dave2u]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from IceTekGuy on 11:52 pm on Oct. 24, 2001
last winter i'm drivin through New Britain, CT...
there's about 7 inches of snow on the ground, and 11<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0 at night, and im cruisin along at like 45(4x4 was kicked in)
all of a sudden out of nowhere i see eyes and white teeth, ( a black dude, with black clothing on) in the middle of the road walking i slammed my brakes swung a 360 and almost slammed into my cousins 4 runner...
as i came to a complete stop, i jumped out of the car, and proceded to yell some racial slurs at him, because he called me a cracked out white bitch... and to top it off he told me i couldnt drive, so i got real pissed and punched him in the mouth, then he ran away screamin i know what you look like foo.... and that the last time i ever gotten into something like that, am i a bad person now?
well atleast he wont walk in the middle of the road again... :o <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
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hahaah no i think it means you`re a nutter hehehe