A e39! That will get you laid!!!!!HARD

[s13mikesr20]

THIS IS A INFAMOUS 1998 540I E39 4 DOOR

WHEN I SAY INFAMOUS I MEAN THAT THIS CAR IS SO ILLUSIVE AND INFAMOUS OBAMA CANT EVEN FIND IT BIN LADEN TOOK NOTES FROM THIS VEHICLE TO LEARN ITS SUPER ABILITY OF STEALTHY HIDING

now as far as getting you laid THIS CAR WILL DROP ALL THE DUDES PANTS/SHORTS IT BREAKS NECKS AND BACKS WHEN DRIVING THIS CAR.ALL YOU DO IS NOTICE THE SWEET NOISE OF THE DUAL EXHAUST AND THE SWEET FEAL OF THE ICE COLD A/C IN FRONT AND BACK

THE CAR HAS A RIDE TO MAKE YOUR CHILD CRY IN PURE TERROR(NOT TRUE) THE CAR HAS A DEFINITE RIDE OF PURE ROAD SEX IT WILL EVEN BREAK THE ROADS NECK/BACK AND DROP ITS PANTS

NOW ABOUT THE PURE 4.4 V8

SOME SAY THE NOISE GETS THE PUBLIC PREGNANT(TEST RESULT WAS MAN BEAR PIG AND THE MISSING LINK)

THE 6 SPEED GETRAG TRANS PRODUCES THAT TINGLING FEALING THAT YOU FELT WHEN YOU SAW SOME BOOB FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YO LIFE AND IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS THEN THIS CAR ISNT FOR YOU AND F%^K OFF

THE NEW POLY BUSHINGS AND ADJUSTED COILS MAKE THIS CAR FEEL LIKE NAILS ALL ACROSS YOUR BACK WHEN YOU THROW THIS INTO A CORNER LIKE DE BOSS

NO FOR THE PICTURES
BRACE YOUR BLOODY EYEBALLS

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0202_zpsbhoxh3gx.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0202_zpsbhoxh3gx.jpg.html)

the car has a m5 bumper because chuck norris mother f%^&in said so

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0203_zpsnsxtx1vi.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0203_zpsnsxtx1vi.jpg.html)

heres a side pic perivious owner rolled the fender and did a awesome job jk it looks like hell

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0206_zpsev859opb.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0206_zpsev859opb.jpg.html)

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0205_zpsa0hghzst.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0205_zpsa0hghzst.jpg.html)

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0200_zpszjfhrdrk.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0200_zpszjfhrdrk.jpg.html)

fun fact the headlights change color red blue teal stobe rainbow flash whatever you want

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0209_zpsbmaw7ye8.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0209_zpsbmaw7ye8.jpg.html)

car come with oem tools n shit

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0204_zpsywyj7m6j.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0204_zpsywyj7m6j.jpg.html)

heres the v8 that will make polar bears super happy
the heads r just redone and headgasket spark plug etc

interior shots
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0199_zpsdbfz992x.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0199_zpsdbfz992x.jpg.html)

cold start
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0198_zpsq3qcq0vu.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0198_zpsq3qcq0vu.jpg.html)

specs on the car

1998 540i
4 door
coils in front lowering springs in the back
new thrust poly bushings
drill slotted rotors all around
new heads on the motor and head gaskets
6 speed getrag tranns new clutch oem bmw
new tires
a/c blows ice cold ICE COLD im telling you
i ran her on 91 only and it surprisingly gets good gas millage
clean tittle
just smogged
BRANS NEW CUSTOM EXHAUST WITH 2 GLASS PACK AND X PIPE

cons
window regulators need replacing (a common problem)
and the rolled super cool guy fenders
slight oxidation on hood and roof
cluster needs to be fixed(a common problem with 540i)

but other then that its a badass whip

call or text 702four650436

asking price is 5k obo

[supersayianjim]

fun article!!

[s13mikesr20]

fun article!!

You know it lol

[digitalightkenz]

You know it lol

sick sick post!

[s13mikesr20]

sick sick post!

Thanks guys let's get it sold 5k obo I want it gone

[turbronegro]

I wish this was white, I really want a white 540 e39 in 6sp.

[s13mikesr20]

I wish this was white, I really want a white 540 e39 in 6sp.


Got macco paint out here extra 600 can get what ever color u want stage 1

[s13mikesr20]

Bump chrome is retarded a/f

So clean up the fenders and painted the wheels

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20140627_164327_zpsp1bzmav6.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20140627_164327_zpsp1bzmav6.jpg.html)

[s13mikesr20]

VEGAS SLIDING: http://youtu.be/l1oNwLMsfsk

Proof of epic illusive bmw

[Chunter]

trying to hard...

[fufanu180]

This post is gold man. GLWS.


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[s13mikesr20]

trying to hard...

Or not hard enough dun dun daaaaaaa

[s13mikesr20]

This post is gold man. GLWS.


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Thanks man

[s13mikesr20]

bump accepting offers still

AND ONE MORE VIDEO OF HER GETTING DOWN!!!!!

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/SHrsVMLedUE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[s13mikesr20]

http://youtu.be/SHrsVMLedUE

[s13mikesr20]

Bump new price 4600

[KevinEdgar]

pics of u getting laid due to cars awsomeness or gtfo...

[s13mikesr20]

pics of u getting laid due to cars awsomeness or gtfo...

Lmao!!!! This guy here funny....

[s13mikesr20]

traded for a 240ty lolz