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s13mikesr20
06-18-2014, 02:33 PM
prepare for the best god damn for sale thread in the god damn clark county area here in vegas in the UNITED MOTHER GOD DAMN STATES OF FUCK YEA MERICA!!!!!

got these fucking priceless coilovers made from a fucking psycho in japan that just goes around and spills blood of many gods and virgins

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0177_zpsssjccv04.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0177_zpsssjccv04.jpg.html)
sorry for the pic my camera couldn't hold it back and blew its entire load on these coilovers and my hand my phone is also from japan sony xperia with a 22 mega pixel camera as soon as i lined up for a shot if furiously shoot out with liquid of pure fuckin win :mephfawk:

spring rate in the rear
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0178_zpsvdq8wzfv.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0178_zpsvdq8wzfv.jpg.html)

spring rate in the front
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0180_zpsgyfugm8r.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0180_zpsgyfugm8r.jpg.html)

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0184_zpsss1nrwgr.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0184_zpsss1nrwgr.jpg.html)

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0187_zpsvwiyj0wh.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0187_zpsvwiyj0wh.jpg.html)

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q502/Canadasr20/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0188_zpsljth6pa8.jpg (http://s1161.photobucket.com/user/Canadasr20/media/Mobile%20Uploads/DSC_0188_zpsljth6pa8.jpg.html)

so if you want to drop all the mens underwear you want you buy these coils cause we all know that we get no bitches at all

its hard to put a price on these coils im thinking 2k just cause chuck norris wont leave me the fuck alone i have countless number of texts stating that there cant be a stronger substance then himself on this earth as far as i know that these coils got prince harry pregnant and they also call the top gear stig every morning to relieve him of his morning wood regardless of cell reception or not

nasa has inquired about buying the coils but i told them in not a fucking skid racing shit head and im the 1% so fuck off

specs

front 8k
rear 6k
not blown
hide adjustable
dampner adjustable

im taking best offer i put a price up i know its to high i dont care you know why....cause i dont i guess.......

shipping available
located in las vegas in a bunker near area 51

trades lexus gs series coils 2001
of similar quaity or cash my way also

bmw 540i parts e39 series

or evo x parts please

thank you all hope you got a chucklll out of this

robvierhout
06-18-2014, 03:53 PM
these S13's or S14's? Also do you have a real price you are looking to get that's lower than the $2K?

s13mikesr20
06-18-2014, 06:57 PM
I'm just open to best offer there s13 coils

4DOOR_LIFE
06-18-2014, 09:24 PM
aren't these around $900-1000 something brand new?

s13mikesr20
06-19-2014, 12:08 AM
aren't these around $900-1000 something brand new?

Yes after shipping and tax your looking at 1200

I'm still accepting offers peeps

RocketBUNNY
06-19-2014, 06:24 AM
Did anyone not read the listing......? It was fuckin comedy!!! That's why he said the $2000 lol just keepin with the funny!!! This fs thread made my morning bro fuck did I laugh!

s13mikesr20
06-19-2014, 12:56 PM
Did anyone not read the listing......? It was fuckin comedy!!! That's why he said the $2000 lol just keepin with the funny!!! This fs thread made my morning bro fuck did I laugh!


Thank you really people just don't know about the funny anymore and only care about how much they can low ball ya


Still looking for offers

EDDIECSL
06-19-2014, 04:38 PM
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😨 bahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah hahahaaaaahaha!

Thread bump for making my day. Too fucking funny.

Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk

s13mikesr20
06-19-2014, 09:28 PM
Bump a for real price of 853.73 shipped

Has to be exact amount
Add 3% to take care of paypall fees

racepar1
06-19-2014, 10:33 PM
I'll give you $87.28, but ONLY if you overnight them to me!!!!!!!!

:D

Somebody's been using the paypal fees calculator with that asking price...

Nateline
06-19-2014, 11:48 PM
Man I wrote an ad selling my drift slut skyline a while ago and i got more emails than I knew what to do with.. Bitches love skylines, oh what, you don't get laid? Once buy this whip you will literally need to have a lazer to fend off the pussy you'll be attracting. Even mc jagger will be in the crowd of jealous mother fuckers wanting your cock and balls. O btw lets ship Nate free apexi coils courtesy of the nasa mike Nate winning association de la free coils :) ty ship to somewhere in Canada kthx

s13mikesr20
06-20-2014, 01:28 AM
Man I wrote an ad selling my drift slut skyline a while ago and i got more emails than I knew what to do with.. Bitches love skylines, oh what, you don't get laid? Once buy this whip you will literally need to have a lazer to fend off the pussy you'll be attracting. Even mc jagger will be in the crowd of jealous mother fuckers wanting your cock and balls. O btw lets ship Nate free apexi coils courtesy of the nasa mike Nate winning association de la free coils :) ty ship to somewhere in Canada kthx

Lmao u funny I can ship to Canada nate since I'm Canadian also!!!!!!! Ohhhhh yeayayyyaaaa

s13mikesr20
06-20-2014, 01:29 AM
I'll give you $87.28, but ONLY if you overnight them to me!!!!!!!!

:D

Somebody's been using the paypal fees calculator with that asking price...

Lmao no I was just throwing numbers out there but if I do get asking price I will expedite these coils for you cause I'm that nice

s13mikesr20
06-20-2014, 01:17 PM
On a serious note I'm asking 750 firm a great price

I have the paypall

And I only ship FedEx with insurance so u know u don't get screwed

s13mikesr20
06-20-2014, 03:01 PM
Almost 500 views and only messaged about questions about Em.

s13mikesr20
06-21-2014, 04:11 AM
Bump these coils have about 6k miles on Em

s13mikesr20
06-22-2014, 12:21 AM
Pending sale this guy is persistent

s13mikesr20
06-22-2014, 12:57 PM
Looks like chuck Norris prayed to the lama gods


CAUSE THESE ARE SOLD

Sold for 715$

Could of been yours maybe if you pmed me ohhhh well