Brain teasers..

[240sxnewbie]

anybody have any good ones?

[groundzero]

A man woke up one morning, he then went to the kitchen and got a bowl of cereal.  He turned on the radio and heard what happened.  He got a gun and then shot himself in the head...  What happened? Why did he shoot himself?

[bing]

these 3 dudes are on a business trip and they need to stay at a hotel for the night, they decide it would be cheapest if they all shared a double and 1 guy sleeps on the floor.
they go into the hotel and ask at the frotn desk,
"how much is a room for the night?"
"$30" says the desk clerk

thats easy they say amongst themselves, we will just pitch $10 each. so they hand the man 3 $10 bills and walk up to there room.

later on that night the desk clerk remembers that there is a business promotion going on and that the room these gentlemen are in should only cost them $25 for the night.

he gets a bell boy and explains to him that the men are owed $5, he gives the bell boy $5 and tells him to go up
and give it to the business men.

on his way up the stairs the bell boy thinks to himself,
"hmmm, they dont know how much i owe them, so i'll keep $2 and give them $3 back, $1 each"
he gets to the room and explains the error.  The men thank the bell boy as he gived each man 1 dollar back.
"mini-bar here we come!" they exclaim.

summary........

$30 for the room, , bellboy gives them $3 back,
30 - 3 =27
but the bell boy opnly kept $2,      2 + 27 = 29
where did the other dollar go?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>???

[240sxnewbie]

that's a good one. &nbsp;

I'll post my answer a little later

Here's one:

A man walks into a building and goes up to the top floor of the building where there is a 5 star resturaunt. He goes in and orders albatross soup. He takes one sip of the soup and jumps out of the window and kills himself. &nbsp;Why would he do that?

[BlankFlip]

ya'll gonna post the answers now?

[Rcs476]

There is no other dollar. 2 for the bell boy, three for the guys 2 + 3 = 5 + 25 =30

[S13Grl]

Ummm... the albatross are suicidal? Or they are birds and they fly? I dunno!

[240sxnewbie]

1st question: The guy eating cereal one-

he saw his 240 SX on fire and couldn't take it. ha ha..seriously, i think he heard on the radio that he killed his wife without knowing and couldn't stand being without his wife...

as for the other dollar- it went to one of the men:

the owner gave the bell boy 5 bucks. right? so the bell boy took 2 bucks
5-2=3

one dollar each to the guys = 3

room was $30
discount was $25
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refund &nbsp; &nbsp;5
bell boy -2
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refund to men $3

[konkman]

For a response to the dollar question. &nbsp;The extra dollar didn't go anywhere.

Here's another one. &nbsp;

A man is in his appartment alone. &nbsp;He is very lonely so he gets up onto his balcony and decides to jump. &nbsp;As he leaps from the building, he hears the phone rings and regrets jumping.

Explain why.

[S13Grl]

Hotel:

THey pay 30 (final result)
Room costs 25
Bellboy takes 2
Businessmen get 3

That's 25+2+3=30

[S13Grl]

Cause he was lonely and the phone would have answered his loneliness?

[S13Grl]

Or rather ended.

[BlankFlip]

30-3=27, 27-2=25 or 25+3=28, 28+2=30
r we missing something, is there a trick answer?

[uhjburke]

What gets larger the more you take from it?

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to?

[konkman]

Close, the man thought he was the last person alive the phone ringing was proff otherwise.

[S13Grl]

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> I was close. Here's one:

My third in my first is most awful at sea,
Yet many outlive it, so therefore may we:
My first in my third is the charm of the wood
And type of whatever is noble and good:
Do you ask for my second? - I've mentioned it twice,
Nay, in these very lines you will meet with it thrice.

What am I?

[240sxnewbie]

I don't think we missed anything....

here's one...

these represents common phrases:

example=

100 P in a D = 100 Pennies in a Dollar
=====================

100 C in a R
52 C in a D (w\o J)
7 C in a R
29 D in F in a L Y


there's more..but try these

[groundzero]

The answer to my brain teaser was when the guy woke up in the morning he poured himself some cereal and turned on the radio... He heard on the radio that 2 boats had crashed along the shoreso he got a gun and shot himself, because he forgot to turn on the light...He lived in a lighthouse....He felt bad and killed himself...

[konkman]

I don't know Irena, that's a real got the old grey matter in a knot.

Here's an old one.

Man and his son are driving and are in a horrific car accident. &nbsp;The father is killed and his son is rushed to the hospital. &nbsp;The Doctor runs in and says &quot;Oh, my god, I can't opporate on him, he's my son.&quot;

How's that work?

[S13Grl]

Huh, maybe stepson?

Answer to my riddle up there is &quot;Nightingale&quot;

[ca18guy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 2:32 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
I don't know Irena, that's a real got the old grey matter in a knot.

Here's an old one.

Man and his son are driving and are in a horrific car accident. The father is killed and his son is rushed to the hospital. The Doctor runs in and says &quot;Oh, my god, I can't opporate on him, he's my son.&quot;

How's that work?
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The doctor was his mother!!!

[BlankFlip]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from uhjburke on 4<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>9 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
What gets larger the more you take from it?

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to?


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could u rephrase the 2nd one?

[ca18guy]

100 P in a D = 100 Pennies in a Dollar
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100 C in a R &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 100 centimeters in a ruler?
52 C in a D (w\o J) &nbsp; ?
7 C in a R &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ?
29 D in F in a L Y &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;29 days in Febuary in a light year?

[S13Grl]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from ca18guy on 3:54 pm on Oct. 31, 2001

100 P in a D = 100 Pennies in a Dollar
=====================
100 C in a R 100 centimeters in a ruler?
52 C in a D (w\o J) ?
7 C in a R ?
29 D in F in a L Y 29 days in Febuary in a light year?
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I think it's 29 days in February in a leap year

[ca18guy]

aren't light and leap years the same? Whatever I'm tired and those things are giving me a headache <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[S13Grl]

Light years are used to measure intragalactic distances <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[dave2u]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 3:17 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
Light years are used to measure intragalactic distances <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

No Way S13grl`s a TREKY ! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

[vancouvers14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from 240sxnewbie on 4:23 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
I don't think we missed anything....

here's one...

these represents common phrases:

example=

100 P in a D = 100 Pennies in a Dollar
=====================

100 C in a R
52 C in a D (w\o J)
7 C in a R
29 D in F in a L Y
there's more..but try these
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

52 cards in a deck without jokers

[S13Grl]

Haha! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from uhjburke on 3<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>9 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
What gets larger the more you take from it?
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a hole

and yes, a light year is the distance light travels in one year....which is a very long way, about 6,000,000,000,000 miles.

[S13Grl]

A doctor has a brother who's a lawyer in Arizona, but the lawyer does not have a brother who is a doctor. How is this possible?

[Kid Zelda]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 5<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>7 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
A doctor has a brother who's a lawyer in Arizona, but the lawyer does not have a brother who is a doctor. How is this possible?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Doctor=Sister

[AmericanBornSilvia]

hmm those are all pretty good..but i dont understand s13girl's one

My third in my first is most awful at sea,
Yet many outlive it, so therefore may we:
My first in my third is the charm of the wood
And type of whatever is noble and good:
Do you ask for my second? - I've mentioned it twice,
Nay, in these very lines you will meet with it thrice.

What am I?

anyone can explain it?

[S13Grl]

A Nightingale. (Night in gale) The bird.

[S13Grl]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from Kid Zelda on 6:14 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 5<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>7 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
A doctor has a brother who's a lawyer in Arizona, but the lawyer does not have a brother who is a doctor. How is this possible?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Doctor=Sister

</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Good job!

[240sxnewbie]

100 C in a R = still waiting for that one
52 C in a D (w\o J) = 52 cards in a deck (w\o jokers)
7 C in a R =?
29 D in F in a L Y= 29 days in february in a leap year

no one got the albatross one yet??
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pretty good so far....here's some more

90 D in a R A
13 = U F S
64 S on a C B
60 M in a H
13 L in a B D
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During a cold night, a police man finds a dead man in a alley. The dead man has gloves on and has a gun in one hand and a tape recorder in another. The police man listens to the tape in the tape recorder and goes back to the police station to file a murder report. Why?

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You have three switches and one light bulb in the on the opposite side of the house down in the basement. You can only open the door to the basement once. How can you find out which switch turns on the light bulb?
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(oops forgot to put some wording there)



(Edited by 240sxnewbie at 5:35 pm on Oct. 31, 2001)

[AmericanBornSilvia]

aiya..that makes sense now =)

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from 240sxnewbie on 6:27 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
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You have three switches and one light bulb in the on the opposite side of the basement. You can only open the door to the basement once. How can you find out which switch turns on the light bulb?
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the switches are one side of the basement and the light is on the other...so you open the door once to get in the basement and you flip the switches until the light comes on.

[240sxnewbie]

sorry lance...i just read the post..and realized there was some things i missed...

[AmericanBornSilvia]

Here are a few that i know

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

I have five letters
If you take the first and the last,
I will stil be the same
Even if you take the middle letter
I will be the same as before
What am I?

Until i am measured
I am not known
Yet how you miss me
when i have flown
What am i?

According to most state laws, the attempt to commit a certain crime is punishable, but acutally committing the crime is not. What is the crime?

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from 240sxnewbie on 6:36 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
sorry lance...i just read the post..and realized there was some things i missed...
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
ok then...there's only one bulb in the basement, so you flip each switch until one doesn't visibly turn something on in the rest of the house...in which case you don't even have to open the basement door to see if the bulb is on b/c that's the only possibility...that right?

AmericanBorn, is the third one &quot;time&quot;?

[konkman]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 2:32 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
I don't know Irena, that's a real got the old grey matter in a knot.

Here's an old one.

Man and his son are driving and are in a horrific car accident. The father is killed and his son is rushed to the hospital. The Doctor runs in and says &quot;Oh, my god, I can't opporate on him, he's my son.&quot;

How's that work?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

You guys are going to feel dumb. &nbsp;The Doctor is his mother. &nbsp;This riddle was made to show has our society doesn't see Women in curtain professions.

[AmericanBornSilvia]

yessusm's it is time

you wouldnt believe how long it took me to get that one <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> i was stuck on it for about a week heheheh

[BlankFlip]

There's a cop watching a one way street looking out for any traffic violations. A Nascar driver that drives over 100 mph goes down the street the wrong way. The cop does nothing. Why?

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from BlankFlip on 7:30 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
There's a cop watching a one way street looking out for any traffic violations. A Nascar driver that drives over 100 mph goes down the street the wrong way. The cop does nothing. Why?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
b/c he's looking through a coffee shop window and he's too busy eating a donut to do anything about it. :biggrin:

[konkman]

Because the nascar driver is driving on a track made out of streets in the city. &nbsp;The cop is watching a legal race. &nbsp;

That or he is enjoying his doughnut to much.

[konkman]

Here's a new one,

A man in full scuba gear is found dead in the middle of the forest. &nbsp;This forest has just finished burning down. &nbsp;But the scuba man has no a sling burn on him.

How did he get there? How did he die?

[LanceS13]

90 D in a R A =90 degrees in a right angle

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 8:39 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
Here's a new one,

A man in full scuba gear is found dead in the middle of the forest. This forest has just finished burning down. But the scuba man has no a sling burn on him.

How did he get there? How did he die?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
He was picked up in one of those huge buckets they hang from helicopters and scoop up water with out of lakes and the ocean...when they let the water out he fell and died from the impact and there was no fire left to burn him.

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 8:31 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
Because the nascar driver is driving on a track made out of streets in the city. The cop is watching a legal race.
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I was thinking that, too...then I realized NASCAR doesn't use street courses. &nbsp;So I'm sticking with the donut theory.:)

[bing]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 7:31 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
Because the nascar driver is driving on a track made out of streets in the city. The cop is watching a legal race.

That or he is enjoying his doughnut to much.
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

nascar races are only on ovals arent they.

and they arent even real races, F1, and to a lesser extent, Cart, are the only car races.

aside form le mans and shit like that

[BlankFlip]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from BlankFlip on 8:30 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
There's a cop watching a one way street looking out for any traffic violations. A Nascar driver that drives over 100 mph goes down the street the wrong way. The cop does nothing. Why?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
i like the donut n street theory, but sadly they're wrong <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> . here's the answer.

sure, he's a nascar driver that drives over 100mph, but who said he was DRIVING down the one way street in the wrong way at the time. he was just WALKING by in the opposite direction on the street, so why would the cop stop him? hope i worded the question n answer right.

[groundzero]

Ok try this one:

This lady's car broke down in an unknown neighborhood one afternoon. She did not know what to do, but she needed to use a phone but she didn't have a cell phone or any communication...Luckily she was surrounded near houses. She rang the doorbell of an unknown house (ding dong) a man answered the door &quot;can I help you?&quot; She asked him if she can use his phone to make a quick phone call then she'll be on her way. He said to her &quot;the phone is upstairs and the first door on the right&quot; when she went into that room the man told her to get into, she accidentally opened the wrong door which was a closet door. What came to surprise is what she had seen...When she opened the closet door she knew she was going to die. Why?



(Edited by groundzero at 9<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>6 pm on Oct. 31, 2001)

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from bing on 9:53 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
nascar races are only on ovals arent they.

and they arent even real races, F1, and to a lesser extent, Cart, are the only car races.

aside form le mans and shit like that</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
what is that supposed to mean???:confused: &nbsp;NASCAR isn't a form of racing? &nbsp;Drag racing? &nbsp;WRC? &nbsp;GT series? &nbsp;Dirt track? &nbsp;Please explain.
NASCAR does utilize a couple road courses (not street courses), Sears Point and Watkins Glen.

[240sxnewbie]

the light bulb one answer-

Flip one switch on for about 10 minutes. flip it off. then turn on another switch. go to the basement and feel if the bulb is warm. If it's not on and it's warm, the first light switch was the switch that turns on the light bulb. &nbsp; If it wasn't warm, and the switch you left on didn't turn on the lightbulb then it's the last switch that turns it on...


no one still hasn't gotten the albatross one yet?

90 D in a R A-------&gt; 90 degrees in a right angle
13 = U F S &nbsp;-------&gt; 13 is unlucky for some
64 S on a C B -----&gt;64 squares on a chess board
60 M in a H -----&gt;60 minutes in a hour
13 L in a B D ---&gt;13 loaves in a bakers dozen

[S13Grl]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 8:39 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
Here's a new one,

A man in full scuba gear is found dead in the middle of the forest. This forest has just finished burning down. But the scuba man has no a sling burn on him.

How did he get there? How did he die?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I really don't know this one, will you tell us?

[ca18guy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 6<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>8 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 2:32 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
I don't know Irena, that's a real got the old grey matter in a knot.

Here's an old one.

Man and his son are driving and are in a horrific car accident. The father is killed and his son is rushed to the hospital. The Doctor runs in and says &quot;Oh, my god, I can't opporate on him, he's my son.&quot;

How's that work?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

You guys are going to feel dumb. The Doctor is his mother. This riddle was made to show has our society doesn't see Women in curtain professions.
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I don't feel dumb, I answered it right <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

[ca18guy]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from S13Grl on 3<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>3 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from ca18guy on 3:54 pm on Oct. 31, 2001

100 P in a D = 100 Pennies in a Dollar
=====================
100 C in a R 100 centimeters in a ruler?
52 C in a D (w\o J) ?
7 C in a R ?
29 D in F in a L Y 29 days in Febuary in a light year?
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I think it's 29 days in February in a leap year

</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

#### I must have been on crack last night not to notice that. Thanks for correcting me <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

at least u admit u were on crack :biggrin:

[LanceS13]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from 240sxnewbie on 9:42 am on Nov. 1, 2001

13 = U F S -------&gt; 13 is unlucky for some
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I almost wrote that but thought it was too obvious....oh well, at leat I got the right angle one.:)

[Sandman240]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from konkman on 9:39 pm on Oct. 31, 2001
Here's a new one,

A man in full scuba gear is found dead in the middle of the forest. This forest has just finished burning down. But the scuba man has no a sling burn on him.

How did he get there? How did he die?
</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

He was scuba diving when the fire-fighter planes scooped him up out of the water, when they arrived to the forest to dump the water he was in it, and fell out dying when he hit the ground

(Edited by Sandman240 at 1:12 pm on Nov. 1, 2001)

[LanceS13]

ha...beat you to it Sandman. &nbsp;So konkman, is that the right answer?

[groundzero]

You know that really happened?

[240sxnewbie]

hey groundzero..what's the answer to yours?

[keepitmovin]

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Friend in NEED

[groundzero]

The answer to my riddle. &nbsp;The lady was black, but I didn't say that in the story, you had to guess that one...Her car broke down and she went to this guy's house who was white...She went upstairs and accidentally opened the wrong door which was the closet, but what she found in there was a KKK suit and a rope...Then she knew she was going to die.

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According to most state laws, the attempt to commit a certain crime is punishable, but acutally committing the crime is not. What is the crime?
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Suicide?

[konkman]

Yeah you &nbsp;got it right Lance. &nbsp;Your the man. &nbsp;

[konkman]

Here's a hard one,

A man is driving down a narrow mountain road in the middle of the night, he is listening to the radio. &nbsp;The song he is listening to end and the radio goes to dead air. &nbsp;So he drives off the cliff next to the road to his death. &nbsp;Why?