1993 S13 Coupe: Grandma-Approved

[dizzariot]

SO I bought this last year before boot camp and it was supposed to be the 'next big thing' for me (shocking to hear on Zilvia, right?) but my wife and I bought an FRS and I'm now a sellout. Full. Blow. Sell. Out.

...but there's hope for a young, dapper lad (or lass) from Zilvia to own this totally bitchin' grandma-steez 1993 S13. I'm married now so my days of cruising around in the S13 and picking up females by the dozen are over. The conversations would go something like this:

*typical valley-girl accent*
FEMALE: "Like, ohemgee, WTF is that ugly little thing ur drivin?"

ME: "Why good evening to you, little miss thang. This fine piece of Japanese machinery is a Nissan 240 S---."

*Gratuitous sex scene ensues*

If you're sitting there thinking, "Oh man I'm not bout dat lyfe" then you might as well drive a muhfuggin' minivan. If you're sitting there thinking, "Holy crapballs, this is the missing piece to the puzzle that is my daily quest for notches on the ol' belt!" (sexism, so funny!) then you have finally found the Master Ball you need to catch the Mewtwo of S13's in CA.

SO...here's the DL, bruh:

*NEW THREAD STARTED WITH NEW PRICE, LESS SWEET TALKING ;) *

[rebornS14]

haha great thread. have a friend looking for one so im gonna forward this to him. looks clean. are you the second owner? and what's the toggle switch for? faster than light speed?

[akaina240]

i want ur orange seats how much

[dizzariot]

haha great thread. have a friend looking for one so im gonna forward this to him. looks clean. are you the second owner? and what's the toggle switch for? faster than light speed?

No no no my friend. That's the overdrive button on the shifter. That's only used when a 'bug' is trying to escape Manhattan with Orion's Belt. (Anyone know this movie?)

The toggle is for the AC. You flip it to 'on' and then use the stock controls.

Thanks for letting him know! She's not perfect, but my wife has been driving it around town for almost a year and she has not gripes (for a female in an S13 that HAS to mean something...)

i want ur orange seats how much

Sorry man I'm already selling my soul for my wife by not fulfilling the promise to myself of 'always having at least ONE s-chassis in the garage.' I have to keep these seats (along with my 1st gen C's short shifter :naughty:) so I can set them side-by-side in the living room and pretend I'm still driving an s-chassis.

[OutlawLui]

i need diss..but my wallet thinks otherwise

[dizzariot]

i need diss..but my wallet thinks otherwise

Make me an offer duder. This ain't my first rodeo lol.

[dizzariot]

...holy crap guys. Better make offers. My wife is starting to question our love.

[Zen_Machine]

Clean coupe and the movies MIB. Do I win anything for guessing right?

[Zenkiii]

3000 if I could sell my car soor

[dizzariot]

Clean coupe and the movies MIB. Do I win anything for guessing right?

I'd teach you me secret handshake if we ever met. It doesn't involve the touching of each other's genitalia, either.

3000 if I could sell my car soor

No thank you, brother. GLWS of your car, though!

[mrturboextreme]

best for sale thread ever. GLWS

[tacobellman_2007]

Bump for making me laugh like a wee little lad multiple times.

[supersayianjim]

I might have a serious buyer for you???

[dizzariot]

I might have a serious buyer for you???


Feel free to PM the contact info! Not that it's putting a shit ton of pressure on me, but I'm pretty sure I'm scooping up a Forester for my ol' ball-n-chain. I was gonna just stack the S13 on the roof rack but I'd rather sell. My arms are too tired from the gym to lift it up there.


-D.

[ianmyers]

I still need those seats man! I'm the kid that bought the black zenki off you about a year ago. Let me know when you're ready to get rid of em :hsdance:
Good luck selling the coupe!

[dizzariot]

I still need those seats man! I'm the kid that bought the black zenki off you about a year ago. Let me know when you're ready to get rid of em :hsdance:
Good luck selling the coupe!

Dude what's up! Do you still have the Zenki? I miss those wheels!

[ianmyers]

Dude what's up! Do you still have the Zenki? I miss those wheels!

I actually sold it last May. Never got it to pass smog and got tired of dealing with it. I still regret getting rid of it but I'm in an s13 coupe now so I'm happy haha.

[dizzariot]

I actually sold it last May. Never got it to pass smog and got tired of dealing with it. I still regret getting rid of it but I'm in an s13 coupe now so I'm happy haha.

Dang man that sucks :/
My little bro just had to spend $500+ on getting his all-stock coupe to pass. Gotta love it.

Bump. Bring me $3500 and we have a deal this week. My wife might even make you a sammich if she's not busy enforcing other gender stereotypes!

[7x13]

Wish I had a Master Ball right about now...

[dizzariot]

Just let me know how many PokéDollars you have. Might be able to catch this beast as long as you're not an asshole named Giovanni.



Wow I remember everything...

[Brendar]

This thread has won my heart

[dizzariot]

Make me offers. Moving to SD on Monday. Would be nice to only make one trip!

[brndck]

Do you still have the old cluster to confirm that it only has 90k miles on it?

[dizzariot]

Do you still have the old cluster to confirm that it only has 90k miles on it?

I let the shop keep it...BUT I can run the CarFax and screen capture the mileage. Or you could call the shop. Or maybe the invoice in my files says the original mileage. Anyways, I'll try to find one of these things as proof. Seems like a legit concern, thanks for bringing it to my attention!

-D.

[dizzariot]

Carfax available. Just ran it and I'll show it to any interested buyers!