OBEEWON
01-15-2014, 08:59 AM
98 Infiniti Q45
148,xxx miles
$3,200
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3705/11965528394_71a7acd0d5_z.jpg
At some point in your life you will have back pain. Lifting your plus sized girlfriend into your slammed 90's sports car and driving to the local drift event to watch and pose will at some point take its toll on your lower back. When that happens you need a comfy couch.
"But Mr. OB." you ask, "How can I stay on a comfy couch all the time? At some point I will need to drive to the corner store to get some anti fungal creme...for my cat, not me. My cat Mr. Wiggles has foot and crotchinal fungus."
Well my friend, first of all I don't believe you. I think that anti fungal creme is for your crotch. Second, you get a comfy car with comfy couchlike seats.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3743/11965970576_a301191b2c_z.jpg
And guess what little man! Have I got the car for you. The seats in this luxurious 1998 Infiniti Q45 will caress your back and sore crotch like a warm fluffy hand chair.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5481/11965548134_c489b9f6b5_z.jpg
You will struggle to chose between sleeping in this car or walking inside to your bed.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7443/11965555914_423899e62a_z.jpg
Why? Because your large lady will not roll over on top of you and you will not be confined to a small slice of the matress. You can stretch out in the back seat or recline the front.
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While you sleep you can waft to the tunes of 90's music on the powerful Bose Radio system complete with 6 disk in dash changer and tape deck.
Did he say tape deck?
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7326/11965951846_17eb20dfa1_z.jpg
Dang skippy. Tape deck my brew. Pop in your cassettes from 1997 and pretend to be a baller with the latest and greatest in Japanese Lux.
With a trunk big enough to fit one body and a gas tank you will never have to worry about where your side jawn will sit.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3811/11965965696_a6988a4f37_z.jpg
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7317/11965532474_facd40222e.jpg
Too many large feminines? This car has a V8! 4.1 liters of Asian anger. It will propel you and yours forward into the future with the smooth hum of a VH41 quad cammed monster.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3745/11965426483_59bfe3ed64_z.jpg
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3725/11965958446_c08b676e3c_z.jpg
Back seats large enough to fit more plus sized beauty's or carry your camber worn wheels and tires to the local used tire shop for flipping, this car does it all. It even has headlights.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7367/11965976866_ee9c46966e_z.jpg
In conclusion, your life isn't going to get much better so you may as well be comfy! Buy this car and sleep in it. Be homeless in style.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3675/11965976296_a0422a2a62_c.jpg
Update:
I recently did the lower ball joints on this car, and installed Japanese Domestic Arigato Black housing headlights. The car now blinds oncoming traffic but has the handling to avoid said cars when they swerve at you.
148,xxx miles
$3,200
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3705/11965528394_71a7acd0d5_z.jpg
At some point in your life you will have back pain. Lifting your plus sized girlfriend into your slammed 90's sports car and driving to the local drift event to watch and pose will at some point take its toll on your lower back. When that happens you need a comfy couch.
"But Mr. OB." you ask, "How can I stay on a comfy couch all the time? At some point I will need to drive to the corner store to get some anti fungal creme...for my cat, not me. My cat Mr. Wiggles has foot and crotchinal fungus."
Well my friend, first of all I don't believe you. I think that anti fungal creme is for your crotch. Second, you get a comfy car with comfy couchlike seats.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3743/11965970576_a301191b2c_z.jpg
And guess what little man! Have I got the car for you. The seats in this luxurious 1998 Infiniti Q45 will caress your back and sore crotch like a warm fluffy hand chair.
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5481/11965548134_c489b9f6b5_z.jpg
You will struggle to chose between sleeping in this car or walking inside to your bed.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7443/11965555914_423899e62a_z.jpg
Why? Because your large lady will not roll over on top of you and you will not be confined to a small slice of the matress. You can stretch out in the back seat or recline the front.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7443/11965540934_20d3ae0f29_z.jpghttp://farm4.staticflickr.com/3784/11965408513_f53b99b4fd_z.jpg
While you sleep you can waft to the tunes of 90's music on the powerful Bose Radio system complete with 6 disk in dash changer and tape deck.
Did he say tape deck?
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7326/11965951846_17eb20dfa1_z.jpg
Dang skippy. Tape deck my brew. Pop in your cassettes from 1997 and pretend to be a baller with the latest and greatest in Japanese Lux.
With a trunk big enough to fit one body and a gas tank you will never have to worry about where your side jawn will sit.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3811/11965965696_a6988a4f37_z.jpg
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7317/11965532474_facd40222e.jpg
Too many large feminines? This car has a V8! 4.1 liters of Asian anger. It will propel you and yours forward into the future with the smooth hum of a VH41 quad cammed monster.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3745/11965426483_59bfe3ed64_z.jpg
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3725/11965958446_c08b676e3c_z.jpg
Back seats large enough to fit more plus sized beauty's or carry your camber worn wheels and tires to the local used tire shop for flipping, this car does it all. It even has headlights.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7367/11965976866_ee9c46966e_z.jpg
In conclusion, your life isn't going to get much better so you may as well be comfy! Buy this car and sleep in it. Be homeless in style.
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3675/11965976296_a0422a2a62_c.jpg
Update:
I recently did the lower ball joints on this car, and installed Japanese Domestic Arigato Black housing headlights. The car now blinds oncoming traffic but has the handling to avoid said cars when they swerve at you.