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Jeff240sx
05-19-2004, 01:13 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040519/234/726q1.html

It's a fairly reputable site:

Andy Kaufman Returns After 20 Years

Wed May 19, 9:00 AM ET


New York City, NY (PRWEB) May 19, 2004 -- Twenty years ago, on May 16, 1984, most of the world believed that we had lost a comedic legend forever. This has turned out to be what will inevitably be known as the greatest comic prank ever conceived. Andy Kaufman, by all accounts, is alive and well at age 55 and is now living in New York City on the upper west side. To his loyal supporters and fans, Andy says "sorry about faking my death," in a recent interview with ABC News at his apartment. In order to reach legendary comic status and seal his place in the history of performance art, he said it was "necessary to go away for twenty years."

Andy Kaufman's official site has been launched at:
http://andykaufmanreturns.blogspot.com/

Even though he has technically returned, Andy says that he plans to maintain his low key lifestyle that he has led for the past twenty years. He has resumed contact with friends and family. Fearing the possibility of this scenario and the potential for another hoax, Kaufman's family has contracted with independent auditors Ernst & Young to determine if this in fact the real Andy Kaufman. He has subjected himself to medical examination and submitted DNA, hair, blood and fingerprint samples to the auditors. Ernst & Young and the Kaufman family report that with a 99% probability, this is indeed the real Andy Kaufman. His mother says, "It's good to have Andy back."

In 1999, a new crop of Kaufman fans were born after Jim Carrey starred in the hit film Man on the Moon. "Andy's bizarre mix of comedy and performance art will inspire fans and comedians alike for generations, especially after this stunt," says Jim Carrey.

Andy says he will make only occasional public appearances, sometimes in disguise so that you won?t know if it?s really him or someone else. Kaufman was famous for pulling this stunt with the Tony Clifton character, sometimes played by good friend Bob Zmuda.

Andy says fans should tune into his website for ongoing updates to his adventures in life. As always, Andy's stage has been the world, testing the boundaries of our beliefs, our sources of information, and our perception of reality. "It's good to be back," Andy writes on his website.

-Jeff

plan b
05-19-2004, 02:44 PM
jokes on us huh?

i dont think so, i think ill go ahead and not spend 20 years of my life trying to fool the world into believing im dead..

"haha you got me andy.. now what have you been doing for 20 years..?"
"preparing for this moment."

ok thanks good joke.

aznpoopy
05-19-2004, 02:46 PM
wtf? is this 4 real? i remember seeing him on 'taxi' a long long time ago.

toreno
05-19-2004, 03:14 PM
http://www.yourfreedvds.com/creatives/popunders/img/ygc_gas_bling.jpg

Jeff240sx
05-19-2004, 03:16 PM
At first this was funny. Now I'm kinda irritated. Post this again and bad things will happen.
-Jeff

Brian
05-19-2004, 03:50 PM
whaaaa.
i am most confused.
first: the whole Kaufman thing. is it for real?
second: why the fuck is 50 cent in here?

DuffMan
05-19-2004, 04:17 PM
FAKE :aw: :aw: :aw: