View Full Version : I need advice on race!!
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 02:59 AM
Ok we'll I'm about to get myself in a big problem but its all worth it to me. I have this Rich neighbor kid that talks to my friend I hate him and he hates me he makes fun of my family for being poor and what not Lol we are both over18 now I hadn't seen him in a while and the other day that I went to go visit my friend I saw him there and he saw me drive by and saw my 240 and called it riced out piece of shit. And I ignored him i really don't like the guy and I don't want to kick his ass either cuz I'm about to become a cop and I don't want any problems. He drives a 2013 camero ZL1 btw and I just finished my project like 2 days ago its a 90 s13 hatch with sr20 with cams, stock t25 on 10 pounds of boost, fmic, real greddy bov, boost controller, safc2, 3 inch piping from turbo back , upgraded turbo manifold upgraded intake manifold , stage 3 clutch , light weight pullies, welded LSD. He is stock and to not make it longer Im going to race him for pinks. It got to that point. I'm Fuckn scared lmao but it's worth a shot. He sucks at driving And ima be using slicks the slicks is what makes me think I will win what do I guys think? Do I have a chance? I'm not a complete pro but I have never lost a race. Should i have a chance?? My car runs perfect no flaws
91EfSi
08-14-2013, 03:21 AM
Your facing a 580hp Supercharged Camaro.. lets think about this, the power your engine is making isnt even gonna make it even worth it.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 03:24 AM
I mean those things do like low 12s or high 11s a dude I know does mid 12s with same or less mods that I have and the zl1 owner is one of those douchbags that dosnt know how to race. Oh and btw it's going to be a 1/8th of a mile race
91EfSi
08-14-2013, 03:30 AM
Have you ever ran your car and seen what it does?
soundboy
08-14-2013, 03:33 AM
Do the race. You might win due to his poor skill but don't do it for pinks.
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240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 03:33 AM
No that's a big problem for me Dx but I know I'm not a bad driver ima be racing him Saturday so I got more time to practice I would run my old stock 240 with ka24de at the track and do 15.8
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 03:34 AM
The thing is that we already said pinks Dx
soundboy
08-14-2013, 03:35 AM
Is it worth loosing your car? Can you replace it?
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91EfSi
08-14-2013, 03:36 AM
Do you know if his Camaro is Auto/Standard? And what Soundboy said, is it worth it? You just finished it. I'd hate to lose it that fast if you losted.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 03:39 AM
I know that's why I'm scared cuz I worked so hard to get money and put so much time in it. But I just really hate this dude and want to shut him up. And his car is stick
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 03:40 AM
Na I won't be able to replace it in years lol or until I become a cop and start wining better money
Artworks
08-14-2013, 04:01 AM
wow dude..cant do much to your car anymore with that setup but since there is abit of time left install methanol injection kit lol
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 04:04 AM
How much is that?? Lol there's now way I have money for that or time it sounds expensive lol
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 04:07 AM
I swear guys I'm so nervous I can't even sleep!
TrueFreshness
08-14-2013, 04:11 AM
You are going to lose. Period.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 04:12 AM
Lol fuck man it's going to be so close
It's not even gonna be close. Chicken out, save your car. You re gonna be demolished
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 04:40 AM
Fuck my pride and wanting to get pay back are to much in the way!
91EfSi
08-14-2013, 04:42 AM
The title to the Camaro probably isnt even in the kids name..
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 04:44 AM
Dude I'm 100% sure it is they are super Fuckn Ritch!
Trying without a chance will not make you brave or something... How will you feel when the guy you hate owns your car and takes it to be crushed or sells it for 50 bucks to Piss you off even more?
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 04:50 AM
Dude omfg! I hate waiting so bad I jut want to get it over with I know I got a chance but Idk if it will be enough to beat him
soundboy
08-14-2013, 05:01 AM
Dont do it, If you cant replace it easy, then dont gamble with it .
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 05:03 AM
Idk ahhhhh!
91EfSi
08-14-2013, 05:07 AM
Obviously he isn't gonna take no for an answer. Better hope that's not your only way for transportation.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 05:09 AM
Yes it is..... And exactly and I'm not Gona say no either
Your only chance is if you drive an absolutely perfect race and the other guy either stalls his car or does a 1/8th mile burnout. Other than that, I hope this thread is just a bad joke because obviously you have no idea what you have and definitely no idea what the other guy has.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 05:22 AM
The burnout Is what I'm hoping happens for reals. And no man it's no joke ill try posting video or seomething and yea I know what he has and I know what I have I exactly know but don't underestimate me too much I think skill is going to be the factor here but I hope his hp dosnt make up his complete lack of skill
dude please post a video, I'm looking forward to a good laugh. A stock junkyard motor in a 240 isn't going to beat any v8 camaro, let alone a ZL1.
91EfSi
08-14-2013, 05:26 AM
Traction control ftw.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 05:27 AM
Yea man will do and again it won't be that far man I'm sure my car with a good driver can do high 12s and the zl1 is like a high 11s to low 12s at best so with a gay ass driver I'm sure it's Gona do a good 13.5 and my car with an ok driver such I consider myself a good 13. Something lmao
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 05:29 AM
Fuckn shit I forgot about traction control! But I'm still praying the new slicks are going to help
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 05:31 AM
I think I would be worried more if it was automatic cuz u can't make a lot of mistakes but he drives stick and I know for a fact he shifts like a bitch
Look at it this way: your car, with its junkyard motor and the mods you have listed probably makes somewhere in the area of 200-210 whp if you're lucky. Based on that, and the fact that with you in it your car should be in the range of 2900lbs, your best case scenario in the 1/4 mile is 14 seconds at 95mph. That's seconds slower than the camaro, which, as the above poster said has launch control. So please, do post a nice video of some camaro tail lights because that's all you're going to see.
did you install the nitrous kit yet?
Dude just don't show up... Or borrow drag radicals, and a nos system. Even like that, it's gonna be a close race, leaving permanent damage to your car, but it's worth winning to own and sell the other guys car
The large amount of editing done to the original post strongly suggests troll post IMO.
nighthawk48
08-14-2013, 07:48 AM
wow you're sure you guys are over 18 yrs old and acting like this? lol
Well...what you can do to help yourself is completely gut out the interior of the car and take everything that you wont need for it to run. that should save you a ton of weight and you'll accelerate faster. g'luck with grip.
Seriously, post a vid of this.
Ramonesfreak2010
08-14-2013, 07:50 AM
This sounds like the first scene of Tokyo Drift. Please record this shit.
OP race him and find out. Bring some money for bus fare. Don't forget to invite all your friends to come see you lose your car because of some pissing contest.
koukistylejdm
08-14-2013, 08:01 AM
i hope you won ive killed so many 500hp muscle car on the 1/4th mile when my Silvia was like 300whp... and i was on street tires THey were on slicks!!
xoxide
08-14-2013, 08:10 AM
If you have your police scanner you should be good to win.
johnnysombrero
08-14-2013, 08:15 AM
This sounds like the first scene of Tokyo Drift. Please record this shit.
Beat me to it.
johnnysombrero
08-14-2013, 08:17 AM
The smarter play would have been to abuse your power as an officer of the law to harass him constantly.
S14 Ender
08-14-2013, 08:25 AM
Don't race him, you plan on becoming a pig. Something could happen and then you won't be allowed to become an officer and harass innocent people. Think about your career, do what all cops do and just mess with him once you have a badge and a gun. Ticket him for everything you can.
Relevant....
Paul Walker Fast and Furious Need NOS scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nYXkKN1k7M)
WIKID S4TEEN
08-14-2013, 08:26 AM
The smarter play would have been to abuse your power as an officer of the law to harass him constantly.
NO sh!t. Can't believe no one had said this.
Just wait until you're cop, and pull him over every time you see him, lmfao.
Tihsho
08-14-2013, 08:28 AM
There should be an approval process to own a 240... You sir should have been denied yours.
Chaluska
08-14-2013, 08:30 AM
you might as well just give him the title to your car, and call it a day.
OR
tell him hes a fucking douche, and tell him hes not worth your time. Keep your car, and keep your pride. become an officer, and make sure ALL of your cop buddies keep an eye out for his Camaro.
Keep pulling him over for every traffic offence, until the car is so expensive to insure and drive, that he will have to ride a metro for several years until his insurance goes back down.
and depending where he lives, you could get his licence cancelled by knocking out all of his licence points, THEN you could impound his car for driving without a licence.
do the smart thing, not the childish thing.
Tihsho
08-14-2013, 08:35 AM
Obviously because abuse of power is not childish.
If you can't have logic to not put yourself in a spot to fuck yourself over what makes you think you're gonna be a good cop? Hell, sounds like you won't even pass the academy because you'd flip out from someone calling you a "little shit" for doing something and get kicked out. With that logic you'll be left with no career, no car, and a childish attitude that will get you no where in life.
Have fun having your Mom take you to your shifts at McDonalds to flip burgers.
EsChassisLove
08-14-2013, 08:39 AM
I hope you lose your car for being so foolish.
500whp 4000lb car with much better gearing, suspension, tires and more.
Versus a bolt on SR20 in a 3000lb car with shit for gearing.
S14 Ender
08-14-2013, 08:41 AM
Tihsho it sounds like he'd fit right in.
2muchboost
08-14-2013, 08:48 AM
"These SR20's will pull a premium one week before RACE WARS"
brndck
08-14-2013, 08:49 AM
Best thread EVAR. Op you are retarded for getting into such a pissing match.
You are retarded for thinking that you have A chance against his Camaro.
You are retarded for posting about it on an Internet forum.
But go ahead, give away your car. I hope he wins it and then crushes it in front of you just to rub in your retardedness.
The domestic vs import argument is as absurd as arguing over if red is better than blue.
slidewayz240
08-14-2013, 09:13 AM
Best thread EVAR. Op you are retarded for getting into
The domestic vs import argument is as absurd as arguing over if red is better than blue.
seriously... every one knows blue is better.
EsChassisLove
08-14-2013, 09:14 AM
Actually where are you?
You can use my car. It would rip a ZL1 a new ass quick.
Then I will take the ZL1, sell it and finally buy a Z06.
Spitfire8o5
08-14-2013, 09:30 AM
Itd beat the shit out of the car while I still could. Make cool videos and try shit you wouldn't if you planned on keeping it? Lol freeway skid racing, work on backwards entree lol enjoy it man, no joke. Those stupid boats fly on a straight line. You are better off going to a time attack road race event at streets of willow or Buttonwillow. If he sucks as bad as you say he does. You'd get a better lap at the end if the day without a doubt.
ManoNegra
08-14-2013, 09:47 AM
It'll will be awesome if/when you try to become a police officer this thread
about engaging in illegal street racing comes back to fuck your future up.
enkei2k
08-14-2013, 09:47 AM
Ok we'll I'm about to get myself in a big problem but its all worth it to me. I have this Rich neighbor kid that talks to my friend I hate him and he hates me he makes fun of my family for being poor and what not Lol we are both over18 now I hadn't seen him in a while and the other day that I went to go visit my friend I saw him there and he saw me drive by and saw my 240 and called it riced out piece of shit. And I ignored him i really don't like the guy and I don't want to kick his ass either cuz I'm about to become a cop and I don't want any problems. He drives a 2013 camero ZL1 btw and I just finished my project like 2 days ago its a 90 s13 hatch with sr20 with cams, stock t25 on 10 pounds of boost, fmic, real greddy bov, boost controller, safc2, 3 inch piping from turbo back , upgraded turbo manifold upgraded intake manifold , stage 3 clutch , light weight pullies, welded LSD. He is stock and to not make it longer Im going to race him for pinks. It got to that point. I'm Fuckn scared lmao but it's worth a shot. He sucks at driving And ima be using slicks the slicks is what makes me think I will win what do I guys think? Do I have a chance? I'm not a complete pro but I have never lost a race. Should i have a chance?? My car runs perfect no flaws
Quoted for the lack of grammar and run on sentences ftw.
OP race him and find out. Bring some money for bus fare. Don't forget to invite all your friends to come see you lose your car because of some pissing contest.
"Use them bus tokens parter!"
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): Race for Cars Part 3 - Video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-P4fg2m227hbm4t/2_fast_2_furious_2003_race_for_cars_part_3/)
Relevant....
Paul Walker Fast and Furious Need NOS scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nYXkKN1k7M)
I see your relevance and raise you this:
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Obviously because abuse of power is not childish.
If you can't have logic to not put yourself in a spot to fuck yourself over what makes you think you're gonna be a good cop? Hell, sounds like you won't even pass the academy because you'd flip out from someone calling you a "little shit" for doing something and get kicked out. With that logic you'll be left with no career, no car, and a childish attitude that will get you no where in life.
Have fun having your Mom take you to your shifts at McDonalds to flip burgers.
Hey hey, if McD employees gets their way, they'll be making $15 an hour!
Also, OP have you looked at your fuel map? Jesse has some info for you:
JyOG16bQgDw
EsChassisLove
08-14-2013, 09:48 AM
OP clearly stated this would be a 1/8th mile because that's all their TRACK is.
Unless he said somewhere else it's a street race haha.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 09:58 AM
Na guys I'm shiting it now
corkscrew
08-14-2013, 10:00 AM
Not sure if srs
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:03 AM
Fuck this ima call my friend and tell him for us to do it today
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:04 AM
And there is nothing left of my interior I'm fully gutted
venom2034
08-14-2013, 10:04 AM
dumb thread, excellent entertainment.:drama:
KiLLeR2001
08-14-2013, 10:06 AM
Thread is worthless unless there is a video outcome.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:09 AM
Yea im done with thread ill just say what ends up happening or post a video witch I have no idea how to do
ivantheterribl3
08-14-2013, 10:17 AM
Ma240 representin to troll this moron hahaha. I love it. Seriously though, OP, sell your car and go find a brick. Proceed to smash brick into your face until youre either smarter or unconcious. Whichever comes first .
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:25 AM
Ok kool .
EndlessSummers
08-14-2013, 10:29 AM
did you install the nitrous kit yet?
Be careful you don't blow the welds on the intake!
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:35 AM
Fuck I wish I had a nitrous lot and welded intakes! Lol Jk but the nitrous would sound nice
ivantheterribl3
08-14-2013, 10:35 AM
Zilvia needs a like button
Alamo_City_210
08-14-2013, 10:36 AM
Why dont you just meet up and fight. your such a pussy.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:41 AM
Dude there is Fuckn point if me kicking his ass I don't want to risk getting in trouble it's Gona be a mess and I won't be able to become a cop and I know I can kick his ass no problem I've been in mixed martial arts for 4 and in boxing 5 years and I know he is a Fuckn pussy that would take out a Fuckn gun if he loses y get myself in that trouble I mean racing for pinks also puts me in trouble but I'm just tired I this idiot!
SimpleS14
08-14-2013, 10:43 AM
Not sure if srs
http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5044/5269558397_64406aeb94_z.jpg
Anyways, can we see pics of your car?
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:46 AM
How do u post shit in here?
Tihsho
08-14-2013, 10:49 AM
If I don't see a video of this I say you get pinked from Zilvia. If no one here can corroborate the events, I say you get pinked from Zilvia. If you're really this dumb and think that illegal activities rather than sacking up and being a man will be a solution from this I say you get pinked from life.
I still think you need to relook at your dream of being a cop. The only thing I see in your future with this retardation involves "COP"... A fucking Change Of Plans.
mantas
08-14-2013, 10:51 AM
Troll, but its all good, reminded me of FF so i got a laugh out of it. OP probably owns a bone stock s13 with a big wing on the back...
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:51 AM
It's not going to be a street race....... And good for you bro
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:53 AM
Lol alright man If u guys want to be a bunch of dicks about my question go ahead I'm done with this thread
Alamo_City_210
08-14-2013, 10:53 AM
like i said, stop being a Man-Gina and fight. I dont think that would have any affect on your path to becoming a mall cop. seriously.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 10:55 AM
Idk anything can hppn in the moment
alwaysideways14
08-14-2013, 11:06 AM
seriously... every one knows blue is better.
hahahaha......fucken guy.. :bowrofl:
but op my buddy and i were his is boosted mk3 pushing like 450+hp and we beat the car you're racing, so you better at least be pushing close to that or more...it doesn't sound to promising at the moment bro...and you must have not been on here that long to think anyone would not give you shit on here about this ..welcome to zilvia
soundboy
08-14-2013, 11:06 AM
Call Harry and get two big bottles of nos. Tell him you need it by tonight
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alwaysideways14
08-14-2013, 11:07 AM
you gotta make sure you record that shit too man.....GL
soundboy
08-14-2013, 11:07 AM
You also will need a tune wit the nos. You will definitely run nines
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240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 11:10 AM
Sound boy I swear to god u made spit out my Fuckn milk bro u made me Fuckn laugh that shit made my morning !
Thanks always sidewaysidewayss14 for not being a dick and yea I'm learning little by little. And by how much did u guys beat him by?
soundboy
08-14-2013, 11:18 AM
Over night some parts from Japan.
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240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 11:22 AM
I don't have a good camera but ima tell my buddy to record it and ill see if I can post here somewhere or send it to one of u guys so u can post it if I don't find out how
RedSiBaron
08-14-2013, 11:26 AM
this cant possibly be real life...what is this?!
mantas
08-14-2013, 11:28 AM
Basically.....after the race you can tell him - "I almost had you" and your opponent can respond with, "had me? No, you never had your car " then you can save him from the real cops and go drink some coronas and get with his brother or something....
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 11:30 AM
U guys fucked up I swear but I gota admit this shit is Fuckn hilarious!
xoxide
08-14-2013, 11:43 AM
These f&f clips... Im dying hahaha...
OP- What do you know about RB20's? You strongly remind me of someone that used to post on here often....
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 11:49 AM
Not a lot only driven one once but no expirience with rb20s. And I know that's what makes me laugh! Lmao
ski2befree33
08-14-2013, 11:54 AM
Let the force be with you !
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 11:55 AM
If he ends up knowing how to drive his car good ill need more than the force and god to help me
landins13
08-14-2013, 12:00 PM
NOS. You need more NOS.
kamilitaryman
08-14-2013, 12:03 PM
Trololololololol...fail troll is fail.
mechanicalmoron
08-14-2013, 12:13 PM
If you wern't a troll, you could go test drive an auto camaro, and beat him.....
soundboy
08-14-2013, 12:16 PM
Couple of Nissan sr20s will.... Wait you already have a sr20.
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DJ-of-E
08-14-2013, 12:23 PM
The trolling is strong in this thread, I see.
I'd rather take it safe and go Auto-X where skiill is required, not HP.
mantas
08-14-2013, 12:23 PM
Better overnight those parts from Japan. ....ahh shit you racing tonight i guess that will not help.
DreEzed
08-14-2013, 12:43 PM
inb4 op trolls everyone.
ghoti
08-14-2013, 12:46 PM
OP pics/vid or it didn't happen
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 12:48 PM
Shit I wish lol I should go barrow my brother in laws nismo 370 tt and race him but na
drscooper
08-14-2013, 12:51 PM
dammmmmmmmmmmyyyyuuuuuummmmmm OP gonnna do it big doeeee
mantas
08-14-2013, 12:52 PM
They see me trollin, they hatin....
Alamo_City_210
08-14-2013, 12:52 PM
if you really want to beat him. you can borrow my bike. Just sit on my D**k and paddle my balls. youll be running low 8's
stinky_180
08-14-2013, 12:52 PM
Just give your 240sx to me.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 12:52 PM
U guys believe what ever u want to believe.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 12:54 PM
So basicliy what you ment by all that is that ur gay lol cuz ur the one that what's a guy on ur dick .....
pyshin
08-14-2013, 12:58 PM
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/love-this-thread.jpg
I wonder what being rich in Shafter is like... your life must suck if you're poor in the asshole of CA.
Tihsho
08-14-2013, 12:58 PM
So basically, what I meant to say is "I'm retarded"
I'm pretty sure this is what you meant to say. I even corrected your poor ass grammar from your poor ass typing from your dumbass.
I wonder what being rich in Shafter is like... your life must suck if you're poor in the asshole of CA.
Shit doesn't fall far from the asshole.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:00 PM
Kool :D. ,
KiLLeR2001
08-14-2013, 01:02 PM
If you have less than 400hp your ass is done.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:04 PM
Yes i do. The only hope I got is for him to suck ass
Young Sileighty Kev
08-14-2013, 01:06 PM
Just like that dude previously posted "no video you get pinked" i believe thats fair.
And this ninja mantas had some funny ass lines!
Basically.....after the race you can tell him - "I almost had you" and your opponent can respond with, "had me? No, you never had your car " then you can save him from the real cops and go drink some coronas and get with his brother or something....
These f&f clips... Im dying hahaha...
OP- What do you know about RB20's? You strongly remind me of someone that used to post on here often....
This was funny too
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:07 PM
What is pinked?
Young Sileighty Kev
08-14-2013, 01:14 PM
When you become a meany, the mods slap you until you become pink/reddish....thats what it means
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:15 PM
Ima be honest. I didn't completely get it
Gar9854
08-14-2013, 01:19 PM
Slicks are a no go, they will help, but not enough. If you side step te clutch to "drag laugh" you run the risk of snapping your tranny.. Race him up and down your favorite twisty road. End of story. Any dumbass can go fast in a straight line.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:20 PM
Thanks for advice. And the thing is the dumbass can't even drive straight this is his first Manuel transmission car
waxball88
08-14-2013, 01:22 PM
Aside from the fact you have cams and probably dont have a proper tune, and this obviously being a troll thread. This car only needs to last one race.
Slicks + Meth injection + fuck ton of boost
Slicks + Hook + Spray the shit out of it
If you're 2500 dollar car blows, and you win a nice new car, who gives a fuck. And if your car blows and you lose, he gets a blown car.
WIN WIN
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:24 PM
That is so true I never thought about it that way but I have no idea how to install any of that and I doubt I have enough money for it more like I'm sure I don't but that's a badass idea
racepar1
08-14-2013, 01:26 PM
Dude, WTF is this shit???
OP are you serious? This isn't the TV show "Pinks"...
Who gives a fuck about who'se going to win or lose, let's concentrate on the staggering amount of combined stupidity between you and the Camaro fuckwad. BOTH of you are fucking morons and this bullshit is childish. I hope both of you lose your fucking cars over this deal...
:picardfp:
KiLLeR2001
08-14-2013, 01:27 PM
You know how to post pictures on Facebook right? Put pictures of your car on there and give us your Facebook page so we can view your car.
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:28 PM
I don't have a Facebook that shit is gay. If I get vid ill post it here
mantas
08-14-2013, 01:33 PM
Obviously this is going to be a race of who can jerk each other off faster, because both of you will crash into each other off the line and have to go for plan B which should probably be plan A since both of you will be looking forward to it.
racepar1
08-14-2013, 01:35 PM
that shit is gay
Not as much as your little "circle-jerk" with your neighbor, or this thread...
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 01:36 PM
Kool I'm out
erik05v
08-14-2013, 01:39 PM
:wtf: did I just read...f&f quotes were hilarious doe!
heychris
08-14-2013, 01:42 PM
No matter what your (maybe) 250 hp, 2.0 liter turbo IS NEVER gonna beat a 550 hp 6.0 liter supercharged v8 from a dig..
If you're lucky, this guy is gonna slaughter you, piss on your face, take your car and then screw your girlfriend six ways from Sunday.
If you're not you'll get ticketed for street racing, thrown in jail, car impounded, maybe dead... But definitely bye bye Cop career...
I call BS until pics and videos are posted.
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The more you feed the wildlife the more they hang around......shame the S chassis attracts so many douche bags...
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 02:31 PM
Exactly. .
zenkiset
08-14-2013, 02:51 PM
if you love your 240 you wont race. if I spent the time and money building my car with everything you've stated you've done to it id be too invested in it to race some *snip that the only things he knows about his new Camaro is that...
1. his mommy and daddy bought it
2. the stats in the owners manual
if you race him and if you lose don't give the pinks. street racing is illegal so he cant do anything about it legally. and you said you don't wanna kick his ass so when you don't hand your slips over if he tries anything stupid you should be able to handle him judging by your previous statement. im honestly hoping this is just some really good trolling though.
alwaysideways14
08-14-2013, 02:56 PM
Sound boy I swear to god u made spit out my Fuckn milk bro u made me Fuckn laugh that shit made my morning !
Thanks always sidewaysidewayss14 for not being a dick and yea I'm learning little by little. And by how much did u guys beat him by?
yea man its zilvia gotta watch what you say..lol...but we pulled pretty good man...i would say like 2-3 cars or so....
240sxs13-4life
08-14-2013, 02:59 PM
Dayum that's a good amount Wen did You notice he started pullyng
SQUAREroot
08-14-2013, 03:00 PM
Heres whats going to happen:
Your probably going to win, because the kid is just going to mash the throttle and spin. Then when you ask for his "pink" he will tell you to fuck off...and thats that. What are you going to do about it, nothing.
In the even this kid just goes part throttle on your ass and walks all over you, you will likely do the same thing...tell him to fuck off.
Moral of the story is.... not everyone is rich, it sucks when your young...but when that kid wraps that car around a pole you can laugh inside and move on with your life.
alwaysideways14
08-14-2013, 03:05 PM
^^ we were going like 50ish then we took off he got us at first but all that boost my buddys car had we just started to pull on him...but you should really think about this beforehand...or do something else...cause what it sounds like... your car will not be able to take the other car yea the guy might not be able to drive...but he still has how much hp and how much more then your car...
OBEEWON
08-14-2013, 03:06 PM
This cannot be a real thread.
is this a real thread for real?
Did you lose yet?
MrMaklov
08-14-2013, 03:09 PM
You need Nitrous Boy. It's the only thing that will make this remotely fair that you can do in an afternoon. Also, if it doesn't work out, handing him the keys to a destroyed car is way more bad-ass then just throwing your keys at him and running away like a little bitch.
ixfxi
08-14-2013, 03:10 PM
my advice is..........to just admit that:
your car is inferior.
you are inferior.
you have a smaller penis than him.
you have less money than him.
then
you get on your knees and you suck his dick.
nowadays, its legal to get married. so its only natural that the next step would be to get married and be his bitch. take it in the ass daily, cook for him... pickup dirty drawers, do laundry, all that shit.
congratulations, you are going to have a wonderful life together!
Grocery Cart
08-14-2013, 03:10 PM
Please report back with outcomes.
SQUAREroot
08-14-2013, 03:12 PM
my advice is..........to just admit that:
Your car is inferior.
You are inferior.
You have a smaller penis than him.
You have less money than him.
Then
you get on your knees and you suck his dick.
Nowadays, its legal to get married. So its only natural that the next step would be to get married and be his bitch. Take it in the ass daily, cook for him... Pickup dirty drawers, do laundry, all that shit.
Congratulations, you are going to have a wonderful life together!
lol qft.....
Loganpsd
08-14-2013, 04:24 PM
What time of day is this action going to take place
If this was real, you would have already thought of the "Go or blow" tune. You wouldn't be calling your friend to race today and you would be calling a local speed shop with $4-500 in hand to tune your car to about 20psi or whatever that t25 maxes at.
Like someone else said. You'll either hurt your car and win or blow your car and lose. Either way, he won't be able to enjoy all your hard work.
On another note. I feel sorry for the people of shafter if you really become a cop... Because it is the cops that act like you that give the rest of them a bad name.
240koukiSX
08-14-2013, 05:30 PM
you might as well just give him the title to your car, and call it a day.
OR
tell him hes a fucking douche, and tell him hes not worth your time. Keep your car, and keep your pride. become an officer, and make sure ALL of your cop buddies keep an eye out for his Camaro.
Keep pulling him over for every traffic offence, until the car is so expensive to insure and drive, that he will have to ride a metro for several years until his insurance goes back down.
and depending where he lives, you could get his licence cancelled by knocking out all of his licence points, THEN you could impound his car for driving without a licence.
do the smart thing, not the childish thing.
This man is diabolical. Listen to him. Plus if he loses, which he probably won't, he's not gonna give you his car. Those kind of people always make excuses and dont do as they say.
KiLLeR2001
08-14-2013, 05:41 PM
$10 says the OP's 240sx is a piece of shit drift missile and probably deserves the ricer insults from the Camaro driver.
SimpleS14
08-14-2013, 05:44 PM
OP is trying to create a legendary thread.
I say lock this bish uP
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PeaceOnesxWai
08-14-2013, 05:59 PM
Wow 5 page in 1 day.. Seriously getting trolled here
I say lock this bish uP:
And delete the thread, biggest load of bullshit since orangevile1
Scope240sx
08-14-2013, 07:01 PM
http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q559/scope240sx/fullr_zps17f8b265.jpg (http://s1163.photobucket.com/user/scope240sx/media/fullr_zps17f8b265.jpg.html)
Have a friend pour oil on his tires before the race.
Win.
Matej
08-14-2013, 07:12 PM
The town you live in must have terrible zoning if there are poor people living next to rich people.
s14SRguy
08-14-2013, 07:14 PM
If you really want to win, post about illegal street racing on the internet when trying to be a cop.
No wonder cops are all so fucking stupid every time I get pulled over..
mechanicalmoron
08-14-2013, 07:14 PM
Have a friend pour oil on his tires before the race.
Win.
I don't think need for speed has that option.
KoukiFc90
08-14-2013, 07:15 PM
I love Zilvia !
enkei2k
08-14-2013, 07:15 PM
Yea im done with thread ill just say what ends up happening or post a video witch I have no idea how to do
Kool I'm out
OP says no more soooo
OP is trying to create a legendary thread.
I say lock this bish uP
:lockd::lockd::lockd::lockd:
Agreed.
Sorry you couldn't make it to Jalopnik with this shit
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