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alexander240
07-26-2013, 05:58 PM
YO! i heard you are looking for a Toyota Cressida also know as MX83 also known as badass plum comet. This s#!t is so hard the yakuza king pins used to roll in this mango lick around tokyo harbor. When bitches seee this foxy fur magnet rolling on the street their panties darkens up in hue because how wet they get. on top of that u get random convoys following like your forrest gump.This whiskey dick is so hard it has 4 doors for all the bitches you gonna pull and stain the carpet with pussy juice. If your candy ass if looking for a 240, rx7, or miata i got bad news for your Nepolian ligar dynomite ass they are nothing compared to this sexy bear paw. yo the japanese are 30 steps ahead of us and their top drift chassis are the x chassis. Heck! they are so far ahead in knowing what badass is they are prob flying in some toshiba unicycle by now. This sex muffin is so mint Mentos is gonna feature this on their next ad campaign. This ball tickler is so rare indiana jones bothers the fuck out of me on tuesdays. Only down side to this thing is the transmission slips like my dick after leg day at the gym. Who gives a fuck this harry potter flying brom still gets me from point A to point badass.This candy cake is so ready for a 1jz or 5 speed swap the tin hat doomsdayers are gonna be jelious. Just picture your self down shifting and sliding the fuck out of that intersection chasing some picky tickling villain, james bond is gona back of and give you respect. This chassis is so candy licking hard you can stance, drift event mutha fucking rock crawl in this sexy beast. If you baby muffins are interested holla at at 407 715 5013

for you candy cakes who want to the hard stats
stock 7M 107XXX miles beautiful for age and never seen lower on this car
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stock fucking everything! straight out of show room with all the feature bitch!
everything makaking works the windows the electric seats and lights the S#!t is mint


P.S. Boob muffins please call or text my candy ass i am out and about dont have time to check the anal squirting forum thats why humuthafuhinganity invented phones. Thank you and have a great day! holla at me guur!

acslater9
07-26-2013, 06:04 PM
Bump for you because I read this on craigslist and I literally died laughing. glws its a beauty.

Zohan
07-26-2013, 09:18 PM
you made my night. free bump

1988montecarloss
07-31-2013, 12:20 AM
best fucking ad ever, glws sir

Rico180
08-03-2013, 09:55 PM
Bump, the best fucking add I've ever read.😆😆:boink::rofl:

denian_cellphone
08-04-2013, 04:35 PM
mx83 has so much potential...

and bump for the awesome read :bow:

alexander240
08-08-2013, 09:42 AM
haha! thanks guys. BUMP!!!

alexander240
09-20-2013, 02:16 PM
Super duper to the top bump

7x13
09-20-2013, 02:21 PM
I am speechless and convinced I need that MX83.
Shame I got no cash.

free bump

Hatemy7
09-20-2013, 02:29 PM
lfmao funny

Bushido
09-22-2013, 11:09 AM
how much and where are you located?

need a daily asap