Why I am the KING...

[old_s13]

Think about it.. why do I rule so much?

Confused?

No problem, I will tell you mere mortals.

First, I put people in their place when they are acting stupid.

Second, I put people in their place when they are too smart for their own good and annoying.

Third, I have good taste in cars (except cannot seem to manage to finish my own).. maybe I dont have enough time.. maybe I am an idiot.. who knows. All I know is when I see cheap shit, I am good at calling it out.. and when I see good shit, I call that out as well.

Fourth, I create awesome threads about BIG ASSES because I love them so much, and oh, so should you too..

And today, while eating.. I stumbled onto a certain cold-cut that made me want to cry.. seriously.. a tear rolled down my cheek as I was eating.

http://clearcorners.com/temp/shavun.jpg

Let the fun begin, we already have an "ass" thread.. now its time for the ultimate -- B R O W N S U G A R SHAAAAAAVED thread..

haha just playin. I just thought this was comedy.

[Steeles]

that is comic gold! gotta save that picture

mmm shavvvved.. so nice. no choking on stray hairs stuck on the back of your tongue

[aznpoopy]

lol... good find. you should send that in to that monthly maxim competition.

[Burmonster]

mmm shavvvved.. so nice. no choking on stray hairs stuck on the back of your tongue


bwahahahahahah. had problems with this in the past?

shaved gets a +1 in my book

[airsoft]

i like sucking on afro muff

[Brian]

i like sucking on afro muff


jesus christ!

[bchumley]

jesus christ!

ahahahahha!!! my thoughts exactly!

[Steeles]

bwahahahahahah. had problems with this in the past?

shaved gets a +1 in my book

yes yes I have. not ashamed to admit it. chick had some serious curls. thought she was gonna cry when i sat up hacking trying to get the dame thing off the back of my throat. (so if this happens to you quickly explain "hair" ) next time I went over she handed me a razor and some shaving cream :D

[mk20116]

mmm shavvvved.. so nice. no choking on stray hairs stuck on the back of your tongue

you swallow? :wiggle:

shaved is sooooo nice.....
either completely shaved.. or shaved on bottom with some on top.
no bushes please.


i like sucking on afro muff :eek3:

[Steeles]

you swallow? :wiggle:


if shes wet enough ;)

[mk20116]

hahahaha!!!

[old_s13]

damn we have some serious perverts on this forum

(me not being one of them, of course)

[Matt_240]

my g/f shaves in the shape of a heart. :love:


lol

[CoasTek240]

woweee. i love it. send that pic to maxim as aznpoppy said...


great stuff

[old_s13]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trim&f=1

[AKADriver]

King? nah, you're just the loudest, feces-throwingest monkey in the cage.

And that's why we love you. :wiggle:

[zero.counter]

Well Mike, we have danced...but nothing was proven on either end before. There was a thread about an HID kit where my return posts were deleted and it was closed.

I do however appreciate the ham that you advertised...very much so. Keep up the big booty threads...:)

[Salty_X]

Good thing it's in the stay-fresh packaging; I wouldn't want it to go bad...

[Phlip]

Well, Mike, seeing as how I have not eaten red meat in 5 years and that YOU are Jewish and should not be eating pork, I will assume that this thread is about something OTHER than cold cuts... I have NO friggin Idea what you are talking about, I will offer my opinion that I prefer one that is not COMPLETELY shaved, but so overly neatly trimmed that it seems as if she dressed it up for company...

[Var]

I know you posted the pic cause of the name, but seriously.. Take a look at the ham. It looks like beat up 90 year old pornstar pussy(very last piece on the right). Bon apetite

[CoasTek240]

I know you posted the pic cause of the name, but seriously.. Take a look at the ham. It looks like beat up 90 year old pornstar pussy(very last piece on the right). Bon apetite
thats soo sick... but true

[itslogics]

I know you posted the pic cause of the name, but seriously.. Take a look at the ham. It looks like beat up 90 year old pornstar pussy(very last piece on the right). Bon apetite


ROFL!!

I love pre packaged meat!

[Ghettokracker71]

I've never tried shaven.... My girl has some substiancial fluff. I swallowed too...is that bad for me?:( Either way I definitely was not complaining :D

[nightwalker]

Think about it.. why do I rule so much?

Confused?

No problem, I will tell you mere mortals.

First, I put people in their place when they are acting stupid.

Second, I put people in their place when they are too smart for their own good and annoying.

Third, I have good taste in cars (except cannot seem to manage to finish my own).. maybe I dont have enough time.. maybe I am an idiot.. who knows. All I know is when I see cheap shit, I am good at calling it out.. and when I see good shit, I call that out as well.

Fourth, I create awesome threads about BIG ASSES because I love them so much, and oh, so should you too.

And today, while eating.. I stumbled onto a certain cold-cut that made me want to cry.. seriously.. a tear rolled down my cheek as I was eating.


:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

sounds like someone needs a girlfriend... :D

[old_s13]

nightwalker> sounds like someone needs a girlfriend...

sounds like I am the MASTER. MUUUUHAHAHA!!!


westborugyghughgpiampsted> know you posted the pic cause of the name, but seriously.. Take a look at the ham. It looks like beat up 90 year old pornstar pussy(very last piece on the right). Bon apetite

fuck the meat man, thats my roomate's bullshit ass food .. (although, ive been chowing down on the shit so who gives a fuck.. haha)


phliptownmafia> Well, Mike, seeing as how I have not eaten red meat in 5 years and that YOU are Jewish and should not be eating pork, I will assume that this thread is about something OTHER than cold cuts... I have NO friggin Idea what you are talking about, I will offer my opinion that I prefer one that is not COMPLETELY shaved, but so overly neatly trimmed that it seems as if she dressed it up for company...

maaaaaaaaaaaan.. fuck that, do you see me spinning a dradel? going to temple on fridays for shabot? i'm as religious and jewish as howard stern. seriously, after all that WWII bullshit with the germans.. i dont believe in anything thats going to classify me into the "shower room" catagory. I'm not black, I'm not fuckin white, i'm not messican.. and i'm definately not jewish because i just dont need any of that craziness. Occasionally I'll say I am greek so people will understand that I am definately NOT american (because being plain white bread american is bothersome to me), but then when I meet greeks I tell them I am not into greek lifestyle because i dont smoke like most greeks do, i dont drink as much as most greeks do, i dont go to greek church, and i definately dont have homoerotic activities with young boys like the ancient philosophers used to do.

haha man im fuckin lit tonight.. i watched the last samurai and killed a bigass 2" roach in my apartment.. im starting to lose it.

where's the fucking bitchass trueno coupe so i can talk some mad shit and embarass him some more.. HAHAHA

[Phlip]

[b]maaaaaaaaaaaan.. fuck that, do you see me spinning a dradel? going to temple on fridays for shabot? i'm as religious and jewish as howard stern. seriously, after all that WWII bullshit with the germans.. i dont believe in anything thats going to classify me into the "shower room" catagory. I'm not black, I'm not fuckin white, i'm not messican.. and i'm definately not jewish because i just dont need any of that craziness. Occasionally I'll say I am greek so people will understand that I am definately NOT american (because being plain white bread american is bothersome to me), but then when I meet greeks I tell them I am not into greek lifestyle because i dont smoke like most greeks do, i dont drink as much as most greeks do, i dont go to greek church, and i definately dont have homoerotic activities with young boys like the ancient philosophers used to do.

haha man im fuckin lit tonight.. i watched the last samurai and killed a bigass 2" roach in my apartment.. im starting to lose it.

where's the fucking bitchass trueno coupe so i can talk some mad shit and embarass him some more.. HAHAHA
Uhh... I was joking about the Jewish thing, think back to one of your own from the other thread? Is it wrong that I STILL find myself laughing at this post?
... Hard

[S14Speed997]

[QUOTE=s13yr_Old girl
haha man im fuckin lit tonight.. i watched the last samurai and killed a bigass 2" roach in my apartment.. im starting to lose it.[/QUOTE]

You need to watch "Saving Private Ryan"...OH YEA :rl:

[BiluMaster K's]

shaved up, fro down

[old_s13]

What about that other movie...

Shaving Ryan's Privates.. the ASS Samurai... haha

my Big Fat Greek POOOOOOOSIE

hahahaha i love how innovative they get with porno names

Juranal Park

[S14Speed997]

What about that other movie...
Shaving Ryan's Privates.. the ASS Samurai... haha
my Big Fat Greek POOOOOOOSIE
hahahaha i love how innovative they get with porno names
Juranal Park

I told my buddy last night that he starred in "Rump Friction" instead of Pulp Fiction...freakin fhaggggggggg

Dood, watch Saving Ryans Privates, that movie is so intense when blizzazed...
I start getting paranoid..lol

[nismospec]

[QUOTE=old_s13]Think about it.. why do I rule so much? maybe I am an idiot..

:stupid:

[old_s13]

i'll kill you.

- mike

[citizen]

A day in the life of old_s13

1. Wake uo
2. Get baked
3. Flame people on zilvia
4. Go stare at pretty LEDS while baked
5. find wierd looking meat in fridge.
6. ...
7. ...
8. Flame people on zilvia
9. Run touge
10. ...
11. Flame people on zilvia
12. Get baked
13. sleep

[YoungRookie]

A day in the life of old_s13

1. Wake uo
2. Get baked
3. Flame people on zilvia
4. Go stare at pretty LEDS while baked
5. find wierd looking meat in fridge.
6. ...
7. ...
8. Flame people on zilvia
9. Run touge
10. ...
11. Flame people on zilvia
12. Get baked
13. sleep

That sounds like a fun day to me

[old_s13]

dude.. dont fuck around citizen, you jagoff..... its more like this:

1. Wake up
2. Eat cereal and
3. Flame people on zilvia simultaneously
4. Jagoff with some gooooooood dirty filthy pooorrrrrrno
5. Shit shower and occasionally shave, brush teeth if feeling daring
6. Go stare at pretty LEDS. my goal is to eventually burn a hole in my retina.
7. find wierd looking meat in fridge.
8. Flame people on zilvia
9. Wish I had time to get my car running, reminisce about doing things like canyon driving
10. ...
11. Flame people on zilvia
12. Get some poooooooooooonanny
13. Nite nite.. keep ya butthole tight! SUKKAZ!

[citizen]

Didn't know you were capable of multi-tasking, sorry...

[Phlip]

Mike, you forgot to mention that part of your daily routine that includes the donkeys, the circus midgets, videocam and the chick with the beard...

[old_s13]

goat-play baby.. ALL about the goat-play

[Phlip]

goat-play baby.. ALL about the goat-play
Hey buddy BUDDY!!! BUDDYBUDDYBUDDYBUDDYBUDDYBUDDY!!! I have something REALLY important to tell you.

[nismospec]

i'll kill you.

- mike
how could u, it looks like there is no time for u to come an kill me with ur whole life planed out of trying to flame everyone on zilvia, damn u sure can type alot for a person who types with one hand, maybe u should take that other hand out of ur :mrmeph: from time to time

[old_s13]

how could u, it looks like there is no time for u to come an kill me with ur whole life planed out of trying to flame everyone on zilvia, damn u sure can type alot for a person who types with one hand, maybe u should take that other hand out of ur from time to time

hey 13 post.. suck it... suck it ez.

i dont flame everyone on zilvia, just every IDIOT on zilvia. pick and chose buddy, which side are you on? haha biaaaaaaaatch!

[Kid Zelda]

Iz de shuaeven fer real .. is niiice

[old_s13]

yeah man, czech was definately shavun heavun.. it was niiiiiiiiiiiiice.. shower time was fantastic.

[Kid Zelda]

good .. fantastic .. boombastic ?

de mighty muff is no ruff ? bumpy ? rashy ?

de lips iz BIG oh iz niiiice ? mud flaps ?

[old_s13]

good .. fantastic .. boombastic ?

de mighty muff is no ruff ? bumpy ? rashy ?

de lips iz BIG oh iz niiiice ? mud flaps ?

nah man, it was smoooooooooth.. blondes are always niceeeeeeeeeee and fluffy.. i like, you like, is NIIIIIICE!

[Phlip]

No, this (http://clearcorners.com/products/nissan/240sx2/F_hlamp2/) is why Mamos is king, or at least part of the reason