Bad use of Duct Tape?!

[sykikchimp]

Duct Tape, Contrary To Popular Opinion, Is Not Good For Fixing Everything!

Jeff Walks Into A Bar And Sees His Friend Paul Slumped Over The Bar.

He Walks Over And Asks Paul What's Wrong.

"well," Replies Paul, "you Know That Beautiful Girl At Work That I Wanted To Ask Out, But I Got An Erection Every Time I Saw Her?"

"yes," Replies Jeff With A Laugh.

"well," Says Paul, Straightening Up, "i Finally Plucked Up The Courage To Ask Her Out, And She Agreed."

"that's Great!" Says Jeff, "when Are You Going Out?"

"i Went To Meet Her This Evening," Continues Paul, "but I Was Worried I'd Get An Erection Again. So I Got Some Duct Tape And Taped My Penis To My Leg, So If I Did, It Wouldn't Show."

"sensible" Says Jeff.

"so I Get To Her Door," Says Paul, "and I Rang Her Doorbell. She Answered It In The Sheerest, Tiniest Dress You Ever Saw."

"and What Happened Then?"

"i Kicked Her In The Face!"

[brianglawson]

hahahaahahahahahahahahaha......that is the shit ....made my day

[TRUENOCOUPE]

PFFFTTTTT

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/truencoupe/The%20Coupe/drift6.jpg

[nokeone]

hahaha....ahhh good laugh..good laugh..

[boro240]

haha, i actually laughed out loud. good stuff.

[No Motiv]

omg that was hilarious

[Bbandit]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sleep*
That was a good one man... a great laughter for a boring day at work

[S14Speed997]

Thats actually a true story..........it happened to me, well my leg didnt kick her in the face, you guessed it...My 'shroomtip wacked her, gave her a tattoo on her cheek......... :naughtyd:

[Steeles]

Thats actually a true story..........it happened to me, well my leg didnt kick her in the face, you guessed it...My 'shroomtip wacked her, gave her a tattoo on her cheek......... :naughtyd:

why were you asking out toddlers? perv you should be ashamed of yourself

[S14Speed997]

why were you asking out toddlers? perv you should be ashamed of yourself


You didnt know? I'm a member of MJC , the Michael Jackson Club :mepoke:

[WilloW]

Ahahhah, damn that's a good one :rofl:

[Phlip]

You didnt know? I'm a member of MJC , the Michael Jackson Club :mepoke:
... A subdivision of G.G.W.K....
Getting Gay With Kids

... An offshoot of N.A.M.B.L.A....
North American Man Boy Love Association

[Strider]

... A subdivision of G.G.W.K....
Getting Gay With Kids

hahahah, wtf. You got a hell of a creative imagination

[Steeles]

hahahah, wtf. You got a hell of a creative imagination
Trust me you dont know the HALF of that

[Salty_X]

Actually GGWK is from an episode of South Park. :D :coold:

[Phlip]

Actually GGWK is from an episode of South Park. :D :coold:
And so was NAMBLA, I watch southpark entirely too much for someone my age...

...ANY age for that matter.



Trust me you dont know the HALF of that
Hell, you've known me a hair over 2 years now and you BARELY know the half of that...

[Burmonster]

[QUOTE=PHLIP]And so was NAMBLA, I watch southpark entirely too much for someone my age...QUOTE]


Acutally NAMBLA is a real organization. I remember my senior year in highschool when that South Park episode came out, me and my buddy found the website for them. Its some wierd shit. I dont even want to look for it again.

[pruto]

yeah, NAMBLA is fucked up, and its real...

[Phlip]

Acutally NAMBLA is a real organization. I remember my senior year in highschool when that South Park episode came out, me and my buddy found the website for them. Its some wierd shit. I dont even want to look for it again.
You mean that they weren't joking about the North American Man Boy Love Association? I am scared to even think about wanting to look for it, if even just to verify it's existence...

[S14Speed997]

You mean that they weren't joking about the North American Man Boy Love Association? I am scared to even think about wanting to look for it, if even just to verify it's existence...


Im a member of NAMBLA also.......National Association of Matthew Broderick Look Alikes

[Phlip]

Isn't that the same organization?

[Burmonster]

Isn't that the same organization?

Pretty sure it is.

Wonder if Marlin Brando feels left out??

[S14Speed997]

Isn't that the same organization?


That's the second branch of the organization....there is also NAMBLA III

National Association of McGinnis' with Balls Like Anchors lol