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chickenmanq
11-29-2001, 08:39 PM
Started snowing today in Flag.  Good 3-4 inches.  SLick as shit all over town.

I just got home from work at 5:40, taking 40 mins to go 3 miles.  I get home, and my roomie Gabe is there.  So we're on the couch and the phone rings.  My not so favorite person, Mike.  In fact I really despise him sometimes, but oh well.  He has the only position in Flagstaff as a process server.  You know, the guy that hands you the subpoena.

His job requires him to basically drive all over looking for asses that don't want to be found, though some know they're getting it, and accept that fact.

Anyway, he calls and tells us he's stuck.  Where?  Townsend/Winona, out near the reservation, about 13 miles east of Flag in the high desert.  Wind chill from ####.  The dumb#[email protected] was trying to find someone's house to go serve a paper.  He got stuck at 4:30, after he drove along the railroad tracks and up around a side road.  So he tries to cut down the embankment to get to the bottom road, and high centers the truck on the edge.  Not too steep, and only a 10 foot embankment.  So, instead of going fast over and down, he goes too slow, and the left front tire gets sucked into the soft dirt and the frame rests on the crest of the roadside.  His right rear tire is almost off the ground, no traction whatsoever, and no limited slip.

I should mention he has a 2001 Frontier with the V6.  It's a prerunner package, but 2wd, and automatic.

So, I ask him how much snow's out there, and he says not much.  Ok, fine.  Gabe and I head out with chains, blowtorch, 3 sandbags in the truck for weight, but since it just snowed today, no snow tires.  

I might mention that because of this snow storm, all the roads including the highway are sheet ice.  Took us 45 minutes to get out there, and there's accidents all around.  

We get out there, finally find him, (we're driving all these back roads near the railroad tracks with the spotlight) and try to pull him back onto the road.  No luck.  So, we can't push him down to the other road, so we turn around and go down below him, and I attach the yank strap, and tell him to turn his wheels hard left and give it gas.  Couple of yanks, and he comes down the embankment just fine.

Finally get back to our house at 8<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>0. &nbsp;But, it was an adventure, and I've pulled yet another vehicle out of a predicament. &nbsp;Wish I could have taken pictures but I was freezing my nads off, and I'm home now eating a bowl of chili. &nbsp;Infinitely better.

DSC
11-29-2001, 09:01 PM
Chickenmanq saves the day again <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> good job. Your &quot;i pulled another dumbass out of a ditch today&quot; stories are about as common as our &quot;i beat yet another civic today&quot; stories. Keep it up!

bing
11-29-2001, 09:06 PM
even if u dont really like the guy, its always fun to help people out in situations like that, i was driving in 3 inches of slush on the highway last year in my shyt 86 crx, the slush was so thick it took my car with it every time someone had changed lanes.

any ways my buddy and i see this guy backwards in a ditch and it is pitch black out. &nbsp;we stop and run all the way to his car and the guy is huddled up inside holding a computer???

hey do you need help???

he peeks his head out and says

no...

then he closes teh door and we are standing there in suits, no jackets freezing sayying WTF.

so we ran to the car and went home

chickenmanq
11-29-2001, 09:11 PM
LOL. &nbsp;Yeah, I can only beat my roomate's 85 shitbox civic at the moment. &nbsp;The rest are just a little too quick. &nbsp;That'll change this summer, though. &nbsp;I'm still 3 seconds off a 240sx 0-60 time, and goodness knows what the 1/4 mile time is. &nbsp;I should get a metering stick and measure out a good quarter mile around here.

Funny about that guy with the computer. &nbsp;Some people are just weird.

HippoSleek
11-30-2001, 08:32 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from DSC on 7<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>1 pm on Nov. 29, 2001
Chickenmanq saves the day again <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> good job.
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This being my first winter in a RWD, low slung car, I really wish that when my fool a$$ gets stuck there would be a rampant Nissan enthusiast willing to put the torquey KA to work getting me out.

West
11-30-2001, 09:56 AM
You have a truck? Get a 240 so then people wont call you for that shit. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

bing
11-30-2001, 10:18 AM
if i call you from canada will you came save me when i get stuck??? i'll give you directions

thewholefnshow
11-30-2001, 11:48 AM
Seriously... I JUST bought a 240 I will get it in a week, never driven a rear wheel drive cept trucks... let alone on snow... so it should be interesting. It was bee nfreezing rain for 3 days here... yesterday in the neon (on bald summer tires) I was handbraking to get the ass end out around corners... otherwise it was just four wheel drift... fun as #### but considering the car is about to be traded in.. kinda scary... can't wait to have to learn to drive all over with a rwd though.

chickenmanq
11-30-2001, 12:34 PM
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You have a truck? Get a 240 so then people wont call you for that shit. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
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<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;Actually, I would if the 240 had a frame. &nbsp;Like truck frame, not just sub frame. &nbsp;I'm talking a steel ladderbox chassis. &nbsp;Other than that body and suspension though, it's 240 at heart. &nbsp;Just have to work harder to make it go faster.

Funny I'm still stuck in ancient history (frames), even though I love cars and new technology. &nbsp;It's just I hate not being able to lift the entire side of the vehicle with one jack, much less, gotta have those tow hooks and the strength of a frame to pull people out. &nbsp;And jump. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>

chickenmanq
11-30-2001, 12:38 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Quote: from bing on 10:18 am on Nov. 30, 2001
if i call you from canada will you came save me when i get stuck??? i'll give you directions
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Depends on how far up in Canada you are. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> &nbsp;For winters I'm in Coeur d' Alene, so Canada is pretty close. &nbsp;But in general, if someone gives me a ring, I go out to help. &nbsp;Wish I had my dad's truck though. &nbsp;Cummins Ram 4x4 with 220 hp, and something like 500 ft-lbs. &nbsp;We yank whole trees up the cut where we log. &nbsp;Not to mention yanking people out of ditches. &nbsp;It's so fun. &nbsp;Love that diesel.

bing
11-30-2001, 12:57 PM
i usually live near the falls, but im in university in guelph, right now, not really near a god #### thing

my240likenoother
11-30-2001, 08:36 PM
every snow storm i drive around and pull people out
when i go to the truck to get the rope i run back a say that i cant i have no gas and no money all of them r glad to give you $10 to pull it out
i love 4x4 its the shit in the snow