I've just answered the greatest religion question ever!

[Jeff240sx]

It's been around forever.
Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself couldn't hold it.

The answer. Yes. How am I 100% certain? Because I, a mere mortal, put a top on a Coke bottle so tight, that I can't undo it. After 10 minutes.. and with rubber grabby things, towels, and a bloody metal jar opener.

-Jeff

[element240]

um..............................ok :tweak:

[Bbandit]

hey Jeff, are you alright man?

[Salty_X]

It's 4/20...

[nokeone]

hahahah...i love this place...nothing but laughs..

[Brian]

hahaha haha.
funnies

[Andrew Bohan]

the beginning of the question is "if God can do anything, then"

[drift freaq]

damn sounds like someones been messin with LSD and we are not talking differentials. hehehehe

[kingsol]

yeah, i think you're on something, but the answer to that question is no.

[S14Speed997]

I think he was still hung over from his night of partying....

4/20 was the sh*t too boys...pure craziness!

[240meowth]

com'on guys... the question itself is a contradiction.... it can never happen, like can you stand up and sit down at the same time, of course not! :duh:

[Var]

Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself couldn't hold it.



No way . God can get anything as hot as he wants. If he heated a burrito to a certain temperature, lets say for shits and giggles 10,000 degreed F, then the burrito would disintegrate. And god can obviously throw lighting bolts at you which are hotter than 10,000 degrees. And he also used to play soccer with the sun, which is hotter than the burrito will ever be.

[Burmonster]

While doing my taxes earlier this week, I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless.

[SilviaDriver]

I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless.

u are not Homer

[240KAT]

Haha, OT rules

[drift freaq]

While doing my taxes earlier this week, I mathmatically proved that there is no God. The math is flawless.

tell that to Stephen Hawkins , hahahhahahahahha

[Burmonster]

u are not Homer

I know but I try

tell that to Stephen Hawkins , hahahhahahahahha

I have tried but everytime I call the guy to get in touch with him, I keep getting this wierd mechanical voice answering machine, its very interactive.

Oh well