some funny stuff

[tharubberbandman]

1. Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.

2. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

3. Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

4. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.

5. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry it.

6. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

7. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

8. Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

9. Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

10. Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

11. Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A. You know she'll swallow.

12. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

13. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

14. Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is
bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...

15. Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it
:rofl:

[SilviaDriver]

2. Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.



sad. but very funny hahaha

[millworkman]

12. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

so true, so true